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# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# SICK OF TOP TRUMPS
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha ^^

Bring back Mystery Bobs Friday vote
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ^ most definitely this
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *Signs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *cries*
I
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# agrees
with Gay Abandon, who also happens to agree with Prod.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# here! here!
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 'Isn't that Zak McFlimby's?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ha ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha
this ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha
this^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Oy!
That was my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# earlier post
think king of hats posted something of zack mc flimbys, a mere cat wanking i think
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# That was me
posting, not wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# and a lemur, not a merekat
but hey ho, whatever . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# that was no cat
i'm sure of that
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# why are you blaming me!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# When Science Sniffs Around the Kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# that racoon ate my lamb chop!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# We Have Your Child
or is that a bit too sick?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha
thats bad, very bad

but made me laugh
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Up the Bum - No Babies
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Win a family holiday to Portugal
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# You!
Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Sorry
I was going to say "Half price family holidays to Portugal - Kids go free"

But I refrained.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ^^this
with icing
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# oh god
SO this!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Do not shop the Führer!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7178220
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# blow jobs give you cancer
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# but if you've already got it
nosh away
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# REMORTGAGE YOU DAUGHTER
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# an apple a day makes the doctor a gay
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Free Paris Hilton
(for every reader)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# included!
this ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# *i like this*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^this^
FTW!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER OF ARGHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# SIR SAND GOBLIN IS AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# that or,
something rude regarding that missing girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# "we've found Madeleine.
she was in a wheelie bin"
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# a discarded fridge on some waste ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
i've been goading, D list Paul Ross for a laugh,
by unloading, outside what he'd call his gaff,
old fridge freezers, the doors all removed like we're told,
his face when he wakes in the morning, a sight to behold.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# that is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# what do you mean,
it's PERFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ok, you've twisted my arm. I LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# "Huffing kittens since 2001"


uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# OH FUCK, I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Arf!


beers?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# when?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# tonight?
or perhaps during the week
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# not tonight josephine
gaz me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Methinks therefore me is
Eh? Eh?
(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# 101 Things Freebs Will Find On His Pillow
After his shameless shopping of your good self

*grovel grovel*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Portupaedos inbound, diiiiiive!
*ducks*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# cut out my eyes, I've bought a guide dog.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# >
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# <>
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I'm fisting for jesus...
...luckly the church coverered it up and i avoided a lengthy jail sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Larger Penis? Why not!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# all your inbox belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Now I am telling about a horse
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# 'I'm your friendly neighbourhood rapist'
Lawrence Bittaker on Bizarre.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Grab a granny this week! They're too old and feeble to fight back
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Not the nine o'clock newsletter
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Kidnapping babies for dummies
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# A WORD FROM GORDON BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# THE BEST RAPE EVER, OR YOUR MONEY BACK
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# "Don't wriggle, this won't sting much"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Is Mulder fucking Scully?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# there's a newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
#
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you know that isn't the nazi one, right?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I cannot even look at nazi swastikas
it's illegal in germany
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# What about Hindus?
What do they do?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# work for their freedom
but it is in fac t a problem news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6269627.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# the Nazi's used the swastika both ways round on occasion.
So did other cultures that used it (romans etc)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# only because they had bad proof readers
to the right is the bhudist swas,
hitler inverted it, if ever it was used un-inverted
by the nazis it was because they were in a rush :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I mostly saw it to the right (as above) in flags and stamps
only rotated 45 deg.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i'm no expert
i just know the original was perverted to become the nazi version
peeps should not fear the original
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I have never been a member of the nazi party! I love this country! America the beautiful...
I heard that too, but a also heard is a rumor.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# INCORRECT CHIRALITY! REDO : YES/NO?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Brown stains found at number 10
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# A philosophical argument on the metaphysics of answering a woo with a woo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# DON'T DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# White liiiiiines
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# faaaaaaaade a~waaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# i'm a doctor, now where's my child?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Masturbation, masturbation
masturbation's what you need.
If you wanna be a masturbaaatooooor, yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# you're all my newsletter reading bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *SCENE MISSING*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# another load of pointless piffle for all you london media types
I hope you all die
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# what about non london media types?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Pffft
sorry ... couldn't ... help .. self .... laughing ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# That Lemur is having a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# When does friendship end and gayness start
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# TEACH YOURSELF HOW TO FART - LESSON 1
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# RAPED AND B3TAN TO BITS
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# is it worth pointing out that that top tip is bollocks?
a mate tried it and got a very angry letter back
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# What, the send them £61 thingy?
damn, guess i'll just have to stick to the speed limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)