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[challenge entry] I hope this hasnt bindun


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(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha click!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *cleek*
you bitch :p
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid idea.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Genius!

*click*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# HAHA! if not, 'grats, t'is cheap n good!
On this note, anyone know of any good alarm clocks that could wake the dead?
Mine does sound like a fire alarm, and it disturbingly doesn't wake me
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# You want that Sonic Grenade thing
Or some kind of Wallace-and-Gromit-device that wakes you up with a swift boot to the nuts
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Get one that sounds different.
Or an old fashioned one with big clangy bells.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Have one of them as well...
Also had one that fired puzzle pieces out of it & wouldn't turn off 'til you put it back together, but that died from overuse
ED: Puzzle Alarm Clock Bollocks, wish it'd still lived, not in UK no more
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# It's like evolution, in clock form!
Might consider this one actually, the Puzzle one was pretty good
ED: More clock evolution Sonic Bomb Alarm 113db has GOT to be loud!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Plus a bed shaker!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Or you could set your pc to
automatically skype a bomb threat through from your address about 5 minutes before you want to be woken up.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Then I'd have to succumb to getting Skype...
Although being woken by the bomb squad would be kewl. Might be a bit awkward one morning after tho...
I'm sensing some shoppery coming on, now I just need the joke tho...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Get one that sounds like the phone ringing
It always wakes me up, and is always work asking where i am :)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Exactly the same alarm clock I used when I was a kid and had a paper round.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# As featured in the newsletter a while ago:
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of Brian Blessed...
anyone confirm that Stephen Fry can indeed wake you up in the morning?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Brian could potentially wake as far a field as Dorset from my London bedroom, i'm not sure about waking up half way down my hallway as a result of the subsequent shock wave though..
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Don't know if this would wake you any better
but I would hate to miss the show in the morning when my clock goes off!

www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c

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(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Probably get no sleep building that
but that was pretty damn kewl!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Fucking genius.
But I'm not surprised they have trouble getting up in the mornings if they have to set all that lot up each night before they go to bed!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# these?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Maybe balance a phone on the headboard and set it to vibrate
when the alarm goes off it will fall on your head and wake you up.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I'm sure mine would fall behind the bed.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I
just love the idea of this one:

www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?item=52238

"One complete Azaan (call to prayer) when the alarm sounds"
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woooo
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# luverly
have a Woo from me
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# That's actually a brilliant idea!!!
:)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Im pretty sure all of mine have the batteries out anyway
Spiders keep setting the fuckers off :/
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# hahahah
you win
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha
ace. *cleeks*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Now that!
Is splendid! *click*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Ha
*click*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# this'll end up on zoo then
:D

*cleek*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# So simple...
*click*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Brilliance.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# first click of the compo!
woo!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha, that is really fantastic :D
Brilliant stuff
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# 'blinks'
'notices'

Oh YES!

'clicks'
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *Clicks*
That's a winner right there
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# clever
likey
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha - brilliant
well done
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
# argh!
genius!!!! woo
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)
# bit late replying but hahahahaha!

total lol moment first thing i look at when i get to work!

thanks for the good start to my day fella!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Surely this wins
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)
# My smoke alarm actually has this function
... and I love it! Dead handy when you've burnt the toast.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# bahahahahahahahahaha
excellent my good person.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Not totally original to me.......
I heard Lee Evans say it years ago in one of his sketches ;)
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 1:53, archived)
# yeah
i've heard it a fair few times from various different comedians. I kinda thought it was a joke everyone had heard but obviously not!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Bindun?????
My mum already has one of these!!
I've seen it and it works!
(In case of burnt toast or something)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)