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# newsletter subjectline compos
what's your ideas kiddos?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# WHAT FUCKING TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Cool title
*arf*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# fuck my fish fanny you filthy foregin fowl-inspector
EDIT: whoops replied in the wrong place there
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# 'Come back Fraser, all is forgiven'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# his name is Fraser
and he gets very annoyed that people insist on getting his name wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# haha you're too slow
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# 'Go ahead B3ta, I'm listening'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ^or this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# not quite yet
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# 'Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate'
Now available in bread-o-vision

EDIT: Or

If you only read one newsletter this weekend; make this one a close second!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Sorry, changed it:D
JUst pretend it still says 'Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Remind me not to get any jelly off you!
But just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# 'We wish we had real jobs'

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I've got a real job
Those burgers don't grill themselves
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Don't worry, it was kind of a wish for me as well.
I don't even have a fake job :(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# MADDY FOUND OFF COAST OF CORNWALL
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# and Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Scarborough
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Coast
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Farting cure cancer shocker!
(duck Quack !, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# WHY SEX WITH CHEESE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# GOUDA IDEA, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# well I'll be edamned
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ;)
Ripe gouda with extra holes ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# cant pacify a screaming child? the Mcann's can
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# PRIME CUTS OF LAMB FOUND IN BRUM KEBAB
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# SHUT UP, SHITCLONER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *gives you a round of applause*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# so.... you are tediously copying a tedious impersonation of a tedious meme...
oh dear... I'm embarrassed for you and your whole family...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# What?
I keep waiting for you to finish your sentence, but you keep trailing off.

Is this dot-dot-dot thing an end of a statement, or are you still talking?

Am I interrupting you here? You need to finish your sentences quicker!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Is that it?
that's the best you can do...?

I didn't realise I was going into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# NOW YOU ARE JUST TROLLING.
STOP BULLYING ME!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# pfft!1
I AM GOING TO IGNORE YOU NOW* BUT BEFORE I DO I AM GOING TO INFORM YOU OF THE FACT, AT LENGTH, IN CAPITALS, AS I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD KNOW!



* I probably wont so I can see your retorts
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Whoever voted 'D' for the compo is a total pisscrane
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
^this!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# GET OFF MY ANAL
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# PISSING ON YOUR NANS CHIP BUTTY
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# "My dog has two noses"
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6940289.stm
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# MISSED BY YOUR SPAMFILTER
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# WE LIED, THIS EDITION IS A FUCKING HOUR LATE
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Eastern European interns and the crazy hijinks they cause when they visit other countries
edit: oh, oh. the subjectline for the actual newsletter.

*I don't read directions, my email will be deleted*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# KIM JONG-IL ILL AND ILLITERATE IN ILLINOIS
(Maels, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# You've got to admire a Myra
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# The anal rape of newsletters - it makes your whole week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK
[THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK]
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE. STOP CARING AND I PROMISE TO GIVE MORE OF A SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Right clicking all day and still no fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ^this
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# HIGH HORSE FRIDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# get up them cowing stairs, it's the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# JADE GOODY CHOKES ON CHIP... YEAH, YOU FUCKING WISH
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# No, it's
chip ship
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# See Kelly Dalgliesh Naked....
Spelling mistake on front page, its actually Kenny.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# DO SOME WORK YOU STUPID CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I RAPED YOUR INVISIBLE FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF MY SHARES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# LONG LIST OF OFFENSIVE REPLIES TO PLACATE ONE WHINY BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# MORE INTERESTING THAN THE NEWS NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW HER DAD DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# OH NOES, MY MANATEE APPEARS TO HAVE AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I AM THE MISSING MARX BROTHER...
;
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Prolapsing your laughter-ringpiece since whenever the first one came out
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# foot then mouth, mouth then foot? i'll jizz on ya tits either way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I CALL DIBS ON THEIR PRETTY LITTLE MOUTHS
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# WELCOME TO GLASGOW. NOW COOKING CAREFUL DRIVERS..
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# BETTER FOR YOU THAN FOOT AND MOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# CURRENTLY REJECTING CATHERINE TATE AS OUR NEW ASSISTANT
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# WHEN I'M NEAR OLD FANNIES, I WANT FLATULENT GRANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# FLOG IT IS SHIT... DAVID DICKINSON FTW :)
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# CHRIS LANGHAM, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# "Fraser was going to go to Saddleworth on his hols, but couldn't do with the kids under his feet all the time"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# IF EVERYONE THINKS PAEDOPHILIA IS COOL, IT WON'T BE SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM.
STOP BEING SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# same shit, different URLs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# "Helping spread foot and mouth"
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# 100 DAYS LATER, AND WE'VE STILL NOT BEEN CAUGHT
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# LIKE CHEESE FOR BEES WHO HAVE KNEES!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# B3TA, HOME OF THE INTERNET DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# BLAME YOUR SMALL DICK FOR THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# FOOT AND MOUTH? ITS JUST JADE GOODY'S WAY OF BREEDING
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# A naked and shaven Japanese is forcibly sodomized by a kangaroo and coated in hot wax whilst sandalled onlookers stand by
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I got that email today!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# another image I wish I had never seen :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# "FIGHTING CRIME WITH OUR LABIA MAJORAS OF JUSTICE"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# pffffffffffft
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# This!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# B3TA NOW OFFICIALY "CHARADE PALACE"
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# DEAR CUNTS:
my standard suggestion.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# MY FLATMATE'S HOUSE BURNED DOWN. I SENT HIM CANDLES AND MARSHMALLOWS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# The funny part about this one is that it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead. Doddy Doesn't Know Dads Dogs Dead. Doddy's Distraught That Dads Dogs Died...
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# TIH IS NOT A DRILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# more bollox than a sex change clinics bin
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Rammed with so much cock it's made elton john jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# NEWSLETTER - PRINT IT, ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Enlarging your cock (at the expense of your brain)
(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# SEND US YOUR PISS SO WE CAN PASS OUR DRUG TESTS
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# DESPITE WHAT WE PRETEND, PEOPLE THAT USE THE SHIFT KEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# thank heavens for little girls, flip them over and you have a little boy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# MY BIG, GAY DR WHO ADVENTURE
by Russell T Davies
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# COME AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF OUR COCKS...
And 150 other amusing Fowl Jokes..
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# A WORD FROM SIR ELTON
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# COPYRIGHT EMAP 2007 ©
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# GREATLY BEST OF FEDERAL
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# PIGS, AND HOW TO BE THEM
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# IT ISNT RAPE IF THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Yay!
I like!
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# TELL THAT TO THE JUDGE. I DID AND HE SAID IT STILL WAS. DESPITE BEING A DIRTY CUNT WHO WORE A WIG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Who? You or the judge?
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# eh? EH?
*nudges*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# INTERNET FOOT AND MOUTH OUTBREAK
:D
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# MORE PORN THAN CHRIS LANGHAMS HARD DRIVE.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# she cut herself shaving, officer.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# FRASER TO STAR IN REMAKE OF THE HULK
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# AS READ BY SHARON WRIGHT
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6939399.stm

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# tits AND gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I WAS JUST RESEARCHING FOR A COMEDY ROLE OFFICER...
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I GET OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THE TITLE FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# STUFFING PAXO UP OUR WIVES ARSES AND MAKING HER GOBBLE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# FREE ICEPICK LOBOTOMY WITH EVERY ISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# YURRRR I'M A BUSDRIVER NOW,
YOU'D NEVER TELL I'D HAD A LOBOTOMY.

FUCK MY STEPMUM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# ENOUGH HOT WEATHER NOW. COME BACK CLOUDS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I AM THE GINGER FUHRERS GIMP..
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# issue 289
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# THIS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Don't knock it etc.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# This
^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# "Robbie Williams dry bummed me, then threw a cheese and pickle cob at me"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# HELLO NEW PERSON. PLEASE READ THE FAQ, CHEERS.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
#
^^^ This!!!
(TomPivo but at least I'm not you, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)