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# Question i need a bit of help on.
Would it be wrong to hit a woman if you knew it would solve ALOT of your problems?


Answers would be interesting to hear.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# They don't want numpties over there either
'ning nephew :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i'm a bit low today because the bank is playing silly buggers with me and i have to go and shout at them tomorrow.
bastards.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# :(
*hugs*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# what was the allowed list again?
IVV?
sexy?
pretty?

SEXY! *curls round neck*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# minky!!
*manly hugs*
*manly slaps arse*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I did not!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# =(
and why not?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# thats not what these photos say...
*waves polaroids*
lets talk seriously for a moment...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# IVESB
*manly bums*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Oy!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Ooooh!
*feeds mink snacks* :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# not long now eh?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# why?
is it cold out?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# yes because sending over people who think violence is an answer is a great help to talk
:)

chances are if you find it dull or not pleasant on this board, talk won't like it either next time send them to 'I love horses' or popbitch
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i have been suitably chastized
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# thank you.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# and cue the bumming in 5...4...3...2...1...
/welcome to Half-Term B3ta...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Is that George Michael's new song?


(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# it's got a good beat...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!! for oh so many reasons.
and FUCK NO!! in answer to your original question. i hope this helps.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# but what if....
it would solve ALOT of your problems, and im talking ALOT!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# you're a cunt, clearly......i mean it.....you're just a fucking cunt.
could you not solve these same problems by just not making contact with this woman? cunt.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# violence is never the answer.



*slaps*
loser.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ALOT' is not a word
I think you mean 'a lot' instead.

/helpful spelling advice
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# maybe it's l33t for "allotment"
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I think it's
4rs3h0l3 for "I'm a cunting fucktard"
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# my sweet you seem to be missing the point here
this message should have been posted on the /talk board, you'll notice a handy link to it at the top of the page, not here.
as a general rule this bit of the board has threads started with a pretty picture, to which we add many witty comments, which generally start hahahahaha! or arf!
i suggest you toddle off and have a look at the faq's.
or are you looking for a slap?

*will slap for cash
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# no it shouldn't
we don't fucking want to know about it either.

He has as much right to post just words as he has on the talk board, the message is not interesting it looks more like baiting, talk doesn't want it, board doesn't want it.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# this BeeSpray
what does it do?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# sprays bees
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# aha
this is a good thing
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# lets not start the whole pictureless thread thing again
i did say as a general rule.
i also agree that the message has no place anywhere, i have noticed however that talk seem to be better at killing this sort of thing nice and quickly and moving on, also over there it doesn't mess with the board aesthetics at all.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *shrugs*
it's only one ignore click away before it's not a problem for either of us I suppose.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yay! for drastic solutions:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# interesting to where??
tard
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I suggest you hit her with a dictionary
oh, hang on....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# of course
smash her good
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Only if you post a pic of hitting her here on the board

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hear on the board, surely?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# pardon?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# If it meant they'd ask questions
here I'd think about it.

:P
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# No, but it is right to hit people who post non-picture threads
Oh look!

*hits*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# your mum would kick your arse you pathetic cunt
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
'ningles db!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning petal
how hangs it?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *rummages*
to the left!
you?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# upwards
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# ouch!
my eye!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# well actually
my mothers the bird i was planning on hitting actually. And yes she probably could kick my ass.

But the plan is to be stealth like. Drop fro mthe ceilings like a ninja and drop a brick on her head.


pic will be up tomorrow in a tasty little gif.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# So you'll be back here on Tuesday eh?
...perfect timing
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# coincidence?
conspiracy? complicity?

who knows? perhaps Peter Falk...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Just... One more thing
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# it's tuesday all week
arf term innit.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# someone should've hit her when she thought about conceiving you
that would've solved ALOT of problems
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ^this^
don't hit her, sterilize her, she cannot be allowed to spawn any more of this ilk!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# BAM!
Right in the pisser
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'll punch your ovaries...
that's right, BAM, right in the baby-maker!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# LEAVE YOUR MOTHER ALONE!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# for that matter
I think he should leave everyone alone - dear god, you realise these people are allowed to breed?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# THIS QUESTION DOES NOT INTEREST ME
I just like looking at pictures.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# you are never coming off my ignore list
never ever.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# but what if coming off your ignore list would...
solve ALOT of problems thats right ALOT!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I here you
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# What?
What have I missed?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# he said "here" instead of "hear"
and then changed it.



The long winter evenings must just fly by
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# dad!!
*holds hands up*
carry me to the bunker!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Aww, wanna come with me son?
*picks up*

Oof! you've...you've grown quite a bit...*struggles a few paces*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *wriggles*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# here....
....try this. I think you might like it

real men
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# oh god
why did i look again?? the force!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# fucking hell
that is the worst thing i have ever seen
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I'll film my daily dump today
then I'll lick some nutella...

See if I can compete.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I shall await that with an erect penis
But naked women????

Urrgh I think I'm going to be sick
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# haha
nngh!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
#
seen filmed
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# NSFW that right now.
you pillock.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Yes
because that is battery.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I hope they 'charge' him...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Are you 'positive'?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I'm ever-ready with a witty pun
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# They should throw you in the cells for that done
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# taze taze taze
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# AUNTIE!!
*nephewhugs*
how art thou?
good weekend?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Fine ta :)
and yes! You?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i'm a bit low, the bank is playing silly buggers with me etc...
=D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
Cunt her in the Fuck, then go directly to jail and Don't collect your Dole Money.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Cunt off, you fuckwit.
Is the answer to every question you pose or will ever pose.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# hear hear
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I like this ALOT
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# There are much nicer ways to deal with women...
*fondles wife's tits*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Oh the sexual equality on this board this morning just overwhelms me!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *pinches arse*
*winks*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I may have to go...
*I wish she would not do that while I am trying to PaintShop*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I'm sure some chap will let you fondle his tits
in the spirit of equality

:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yes it would be wrong
IT's really men you want to hit on, so follow your heart
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# new fail to try
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ;D
have a nice weekend? I found saturday afternoon particularly enjoyable.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# i had a shit weekend
some little cunt smashed one of my car windows overnight on saturday.
i phoned the window place at 8am.
the guy turned up at 6pm!

what happened on saturday? /denial blog
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# shit, sorry to hear that.
If it helps, I got my bike nicked.

there was some sort of event in glasgow. I celebrated it on sat night, but i seem to have retrograde amnesia due to the volume of celebration juice consumed.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I think a team called the Glasgow Celtics
got beat quite convincingly in a game of soccerball by another team from Glasgow. Partick Thistle? No, wait, it'll come to me.....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Maryhill Maulers?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# bukkake cat
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Well...
It's not very, very rarely right to hit anyonere, gardless of gender. Would you care to expand a little on the circustances that might make this pointless act of physical aggression somehow not just acceptable, but recommended?

Is she, perhaps, mentally deficient and unable to interpret any other kind of communication? That seems unlikely.

And if you do decide to discuss this, perhaps you can do it on www.b3ta.com/talk/
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# No
It is never acceptable to hit anyone, outside of self defence.

That said, I would hit a woman as soon as a man, I am not sexist and would defend myself against either in a manner appropriate to the threat.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I agree with this sentiment
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# this is
his news letter ...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# For once
I wholly agree with you
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# for once
I agree with your..

this sentence is too pointlessly sleazy even for me. I'm upset now.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Aww, don't be
The urge takes even the best of us sometimes ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I dressed up as zombie-goose-from-top-gun this weekend.
'twas awesome.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# fuck off you cock
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I'm just glad she annoys you so much.
Go on, stress some more then die of heart attack.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# How in flat cap buggery could
hitting anyone solve a problem?

You are very obviously a total moron and should be strung up in your burberry shell suit. Please sod off and don't come back
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Violence is not the answer
people like you need a good slap
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)