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# Question i need a bit of help on.
Would it be wrong to hit a woman if you knew it would solve ALOT of your problems?


Answers would be interesting to hear.
(rossydizzle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
#
www3.barnesy.org/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# They don't want numpties over there either
'ning nephew :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i'm a bit low today because the bank is playing silly buggers with me and i have to go and shout at them tomorrow.
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# what was the allowed list again?
IVV?
sexy?
pretty?

SEXY! *curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# minky!!
*manly hugs*
*manly slaps arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I did not!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# =(
and why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# thats not what these photos say...
*waves polaroids*
lets talk seriously for a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# IVESB
*manly bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Oy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Ooooh!
*feeds mink snacks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# not long now eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# why?
is it cold out?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# yes because sending over people who think violence is an answer is a great help to talk
:)

chances are if you find it dull or not pleasant on this board, talk won't like it either next time send them to 'I love horses' or popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i have been suitably chastized
click here... if you dare!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# and cue the bumming in 5...4...3...2...1...
/welcome to Half-Term B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Is that George Michael's new song?


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# it's got a good beat...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!! for oh so many reasons.
and FUCK NO!! in answer to your original question. i hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# but what if....
it would solve ALOT of your problems, and im talking ALOT!
(rossydizzle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# you're a cunt, clearly......i mean it.....you're just a fucking cunt.
could you not solve these same problems by just not making contact with this woman? cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# violence is never the answer.



*slaps*
loser.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ALOT' is not a word
I think you mean 'a lot' instead.

/helpful spelling advice
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# maybe it's l33t for "allotment"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I think it's
4rs3h0l3 for "I'm a cunting fucktard"
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# my sweet you seem to be missing the point here
this message should have been posted on the /talk board, you'll notice a handy link to it at the top of the page, not here.
as a general rule this bit of the board has threads started with a pretty picture, to which we add many witty comments, which generally start hahahahaha! or arf!
i suggest you toddle off and have a look at the faq's.
or are you looking for a slap?

*will slap for cash
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# no it shouldn't
we don't fucking want to know about it either.

He has as much right to post just words as he has on the talk board, the message is not interesting it looks more like baiting, talk doesn't want it, board doesn't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# this BeeSpray
what does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# sprays bees
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# aha
this is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# lets not start the whole pictureless thread thing again
i did say as a general rule.
i also agree that the message has no place anywhere, i have noticed however that talk seem to be better at killing this sort of thing nice and quickly and moving on, also over there it doesn't mess with the board aesthetics at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *shrugs*
it's only one ignore click away before it's not a problem for either of us I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# yay! for drastic solutions:)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# interesting to where??
tard
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I suggest you hit her with a dictionary
oh, hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# of course
smash her good
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Only if you post a pic of hitting her here on the board

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hear on the board, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# ^this^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# If it meant they'd ask questions
here I'd think about it.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# No, but it is right to hit people who post non-picture threads
Oh look!

*hits*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# your mum would kick your arse you pathetic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
'ningles db!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning petal
how hangs it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *rummages*
to the left!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# upwards
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# ouch!
my eye!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# well actually
my mothers the bird i was planning on hitting actually. And yes she probably could kick my ass.

But the plan is to be stealth like. Drop fro mthe ceilings like a ninja and drop a brick on her head.


pic will be up tomorrow in a tasty little gif.
(rossydizzle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# So you'll be back here on Tuesday eh?
...perfect timing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# coincidence?
conspiracy? complicity?

who knows? perhaps Peter Falk...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Just... One more thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# it's tuesday all week
arf term innit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# someone should've hit her when she thought about conceiving you
that would've solved ALOT of problems
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ^this^
don't hit her, sterilize her, she cannot be allowed to spawn any more of this ilk!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# BAM!
Right in the pisser
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'll punch your ovaries...
that's right, BAM, right in the baby-maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# LEAVE YOUR MOTHER ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# for that matter
I think he should leave everyone alone - dear god, you realise these people are allowed to breed?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# THIS QUESTION DOES NOT INTEREST ME
I just like looking at pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# you are never coming off my ignore list
never ever.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# but what if coming off your ignore list would...
solve ALOT of problems thats right ALOT!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I here you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# What?
What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# he said "here" instead of "hear"
and then changed it.



The long winter evenings must just fly by
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# dad!!
*holds hands up*
carry me to the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Aww, wanna come with me son?
*picks up*

Oof! you've...you've grown quite a bit...*struggles a few paces*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *wriggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# here....
....try this. I think you might like it

real men
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# oh god
why did i look again?? the force!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# fucking hell
that is the worst thing i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I'll film my daily dump today
then I'll lick some nutella...

See if I can compete.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I shall await that with an erect penis
But naked women????

Urrgh I think I'm going to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# haha
nngh!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
#
seen filmed
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# NSFW that right now.
you pillock.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ^This
You www.swearalot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Yes
because that is battery.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I hope they 'charge' him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Are you 'positive'?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I'm ever-ready with a witty pun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# They should throw you in the cells for that done
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# taze taze taze
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# AUNTIE!!
*nephewhugs*
how art thou?
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Fine ta :)
and yes! You?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i'm a bit low, the bank is playing silly buggers with me etc...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7723325
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
#
www3.barnesy.org/board/7723340
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
Cunt her in the Fuck, then go directly to jail and Don't collect your Dole Money.
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Cunt off, you fuckwit.
Is the answer to every question you pose or will ever pose.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# hear hear
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I like this ALOT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# There are much nicer ways to deal with women...
*fondles wife's tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Oh the sexual equality on this board this morning just overwhelms me!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *pinches arse*
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I may have to go...
*I wish she would not do that while I am trying to PaintShop*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I'm sure some chap will let you fondle his tits
in the spirit of equality

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yes it would be wrong
IT's really men you want to hit on, so follow your heart
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# new fail to try
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ;D
have a nice weekend? I found saturday afternoon particularly enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# i had a shit weekend
some little cunt smashed one of my car windows overnight on saturday.
i phoned the window place at 8am.
the guy turned up at 6pm!

what happened on saturday? /denial blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# shit, sorry to hear that.
If it helps, I got my bike nicked.

there was some sort of event in glasgow. I celebrated it on sat night, but i seem to have retrograde amnesia due to the volume of celebration juice consumed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I think a team called the Glasgow Celtics
got beat quite convincingly in a game of soccerball by another team from Glasgow. Partick Thistle? No, wait, it'll come to me.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Maryhill Maulers?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# bukkake cat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Well...
It's not very, very rarely right to hit anyonere, gardless of gender. Would you care to expand a little on the circustances that might make this pointless act of physical aggression somehow not just acceptable, but recommended?

Is she, perhaps, mentally deficient and unable to interpret any other kind of communication? That seems unlikely.

And if you do decide to discuss this, perhaps you can do it on www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# No
It is never acceptable to hit anyone, outside of self defence.

That said, I would hit a woman as soon as a man, I am not sexist and would defend myself against either in a manner appropriate to the threat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I agree with this sentiment
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# this is
his news letter ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# For once
I wholly agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# for once
I agree with your..

this sentence is too pointlessly sleazy even for me. I'm upset now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Aww, don't be
The urge takes even the best of us sometimes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I dressed up as zombie-goose-from-top-gun this weekend.
'twas awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# fuck off you cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I'm just glad she annoys you so much.
Go on, stress some more then die of heart attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# How in flat cap buggery could
hitting anyone solve a problem?

You are very obviously a total moron and should be strung up in your burberry shell suit. Please sod off and don't come back
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Violence is not the answer
people like you need a good slap
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)