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# big face
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# little face
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# cardboard box
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ha! :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# pfffft!!!!
Don't make me laugh at work!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha - Worth a lol?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I laugh at work
but then I am a practical joke tester
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Email exchange between me and Mrs Vagabond just now:

Mrs V: I'm bored.

A V: Start singing.

Mrs V: No. It's boring here. I want to play with you.

A V: OK. I'm someone famous. Who am I?

Mrs V: Harrison Ford.

A V: No.

Mrs V: YES! Or else.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you're wife has been playing around with harrison ford.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# She wishes.
She gets all giggly when he's on telly.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# does she like wrinkly old men then?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# No but she loves him
Esp in Star Wars, Witness, and Indy. She wants to touch him in a sexy way in those films, I believe.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Try taking her here on Holiday.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ooooo...kay
Did that further the cause of mankind? No. It didn't.

Funny though.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh FFS.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Further the course of mankind?
I think you've confused b3ta with the New Scientist...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Did THAT further the cause of mankind?
We're letting mankind down!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Yes it did!
that's exactly what it has done

infact, there was a recent report about it

http://tawt.internationalbusiness.co.cn/reports/businesscommunication.html

that explains all about it.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I read that on the original release.
A very insightful piece I thought...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# personally, I love it, best of all reports
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# i wondered why i had already read it
then i clicked to see what it was
then i swore a blood oath to kill you
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# lolfest :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# parp
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha
win!

(woo to the face pictures too)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# fucking office lol!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Yataaah!
I've missed all of season 2 of Heroes. Is it worth buying/renting on DVD?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# no
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Ta
That's saved me money and time.

You shall receive your reward in heaven.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I missed all of series 1 and 2
is my life empty and unfulfilled?

i watched ep 1 and thought 'meh'
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# torrent the episodes.
ther's only 11 of them.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# UNLESS
you're on virgin...

Actually, even then, you're only going to get a letter saying play nice in future and pay for stuff...

But its the first slippery step ppl!

They is planning to takes over t'interweb!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# seriously?
Unless there's something in the agreement you sign about not using P2P, that is illegal surely?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# go onto to usenet then.
or move away from virgin.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I thought it was 13?
Aww man D:
Also: from what I've seen/heard torrent quality sucks.
There's no way to appreciate Heroes cinematics by torrent.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# depends on the way the file is encoded.
but my versions are like looking at top quality TV and the files are only about 700mb.

you have to suffer having inline adverts for bionic woman and other shows, but the quality is top notch. i finished series two before it ever came on bbc2.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# cinematics?
I think I'm watching the wrong show. I just see some poor vfx of lightning, chinese army camps and green screening. There is some nice burnt skin makeup work on the square faced guy though.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# What you're forgetting is
I don't give a fuck if it's a simple technique, if it looks good, then it looks good, which is good enough for me.
It's *like when* two really attractive people have a child who's really attractive - you know how it's done, but that doesn't stop the child causing paedophilia being sexually abused by paedophiles.

* probably wasn't too good to miss out these words .
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahahah
what?

:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I thought I didn't make any sense :D
It made sense to me.
I think.
*re-reads*
*re-words*
I LIEK METAFOURS
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I only liek real fours
you can keep your "meta" faux's to yourself

:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Well I've got a treat for you then:
4
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# only saw the first two eps of series 1
got bored, and didnt bother with the rest
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i keep forgetting all about it so it's not doing anything for me....
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *huggles*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# the first 4 episodes are slow as hell but after that it really picks up
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# tehe
this one made me giggle :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Top gnops!
etc
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Cardboard box!


EDIT: Haha, same box, but my smily face slowed me down.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# what a lovely face :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# O hai popular cardboard box :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Cardboard box did you say?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# DOMOTRON TRANSFORM!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *doffs cap*
cap trilby

trilby box
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Noice!
i likes this
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ooooo... it's the talented one...
*hushed awe*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Silence, you - im a noob!
*blushed whore*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, but as a noob that's the offspring of Happy Toast and JJ...
*bows*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Now that's not very nice, treat him like a normal newbie!
TITS OR GTFO
READ THE FAQ
Etc.
;D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# haha, thats brilliant!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# herro
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Miagi look a likey?
/not lacist blog.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
That's very yatta
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Shopped
blah blah blah

:OD
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ^That
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ^Them
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# is that the rather lovely
Anne Hathaway?

She looks like she should have been around in the 50s
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i think it is
and I've barely shopped her, she really has got big face
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^Hahaha what she said ^
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it looks like her.
she's very friendy when on a boat, apparently.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Friendly
or friendly wikka-wah-wah
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
friendly wikka-wah-wah
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *buys a boat*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *buoys a boat*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# still would :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Still have.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ^That
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you're supposed to shop pictures here.
;)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What have you changed?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Beeeeg fayce!
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Shopped images only
She is a weird looking one at the best of times
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# unshopped only please
etc...

No idea who they are, but theyre nice and subtle.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)