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# newsletter subject line compo
prove you are witty folk
and furnish us with a pithy joke
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# NEVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# NO NEVAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HARDLY EVAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hardly ever wrote a B3ta subject!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Good News!american asian dating search single site
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# D:<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Good News!american asian dating search single site
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Good News!american asian dating search single site
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hey, friends!Date pretty girls.My name is Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I wud liek to date a perty girls, pls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Date them!Date them now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# if only I could
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Free big floppy chebs inside..soap not included
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Now with disabled baby. DO YOU LIKE US YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# asian dating: it's the new glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Now.I want men.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# HEY, FRIENDS! DATE PRETTY GIRLS. MY NAME IS OLGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I AM OLGA, WE MEET FOR MARRIAGE AND FUN TIME YES?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Now.I want men
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Anyone who thinks b3ta will destroy the internet is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# A ManBaaaaaaaaaag???
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Climate change, inevitable famine and war over dwindlling resources before mankind settles into a new dark age. BUT FIRST THIS....
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# LARGE HARD ON COLLIDER
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# colander!
for sorting the shatners bassoons from the higgs bosoms
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# SPACEMEN FROM BEYOND THE MOOOOOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# even after the world ended on wednesday, we've still managed to churn one of these things out.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# LIKE SARAH PALIN'S SHIT-FILLED CUNT, ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Pfft!
THIS HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The hastily put together Newsletter: this time it's because we thought reality might be negated on Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Thom Yorke's a man raping dolphin!!
Tru fax!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# The library of Congress? Detroit? Beyond the Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# "Sorry, not available in XL"
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# how about...
Chatup lines guaranteed to work.. "Hi, I'm the artist currently known as Happytoats, you may remember me from such websites as b3ta.. fancy a shag?"

or is that too long?
(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# HappyToast you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# now that IS
smug
(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# rickmantoast?
i love that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# On time for the 3rd week in a row shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# A: A Hockey Mom has a bigger cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Pfft!
This is funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm In your tunnelz, burning your carz
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Since you are here,
can you ban the bint below please?

/alliterative grouch
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BAN THE BINT!
is such a useful phrase, i intend to use it at every opportunity for the day
(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Ron Jeremy in fear of the Big Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# you really need to add mascara and blusher before the inate piggyness is covered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Absinthe makes the heart go yonder.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# supercollider? i barely know her!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Coming at you from a parallel dimension created by large hardons or something
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# pinkens your teeth while you chew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# OH HAI WEB SHERIFF, WE HAVE GROWN A NEW SET OF BALLS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *votes*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Increasing the CERNing on your Standard Model DoomFonts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# If you feed a pig lipstick, it will shit runny pink wax
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# HAVE ANY OF THE PARALYMPIC ATTENDEES BEEN DRINKING? I SAW A RUNNER YESTERDAY WHO LOOKED PRETTY LEGLESS
(__, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hehe
livingroomlol
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Thom Yorke is a kangaroo fucking monkey.
(at weekends)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Armless man enters wanking competition and comes last
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# HADRON CAN MEAN HARD-ON IF YOU SWAP SOME LETTERS AND ADD A HYPHEN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Photos of your bosses wife in this weeks issue.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# You polish a turd the same way you hammer a nail with a banana.
or rather:
A frozen turd can be polished.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# take your laptop to the carsey and read it while you shit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# tunnel burns, palin's a whore. Elbow won, here's £60 more
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I AM THE BATMAN, NO I AM THE BATMAN AND SO'S MY WIFE!
or

JULIE MOULT IS STILL AN IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Pew, Pew, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub, Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, Trig
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Free Happy Toast with this issue
Sorry HT...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i didn't
know he was locked up!! =-0


you learn something new every week!
(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Exclusive! Julie Moult eaten by a Nazi Black Hole
FTW, if I don't say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Your XL newsletter......Ab3ta protected
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Osteoporosis and the Kama Sutra do not make happy bed fellows.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)