b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8821062 (Thread)

# subjline newsletter compo
don't be a benter
please enter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# oh, I get it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# "this newsletter will give you syphilis"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# unless you have it already
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# then it'll give you some more
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *watches*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Crashing into your mailbox like a banker to the floor
Ie a wishful dream we'd all like to see but know will never happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# penetrating your mailbox like a bum raper on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# NEWSLETTER
- NOW WITH A 50% CHANCE OF BEING JADE GOODIE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Now come on, RG.
That's hardly a good advert for B3ta, is it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# NO
This is much more tasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Lush.
Money makes me feel happy and secure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's why mum's gone to Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# This one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Newsletter: Can now be used as currency.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I HAS STELLA!
AND SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# DONCASTER CROCUS PIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# B3TA: THE THINKING MAN'S 4CHAN
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ^ with bells on
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# HARD BOILED WIGWAMS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Its full of barclays bank deposits
so its rather salty
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# More sex than David Hasselhoff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Iceland owned by Icelandic Businessmen!
News at Ten....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Now with NutraSweet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha
old school sweetening action, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ROLF HARRIS MOLESTED MY DOG
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ROFL!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# b3ta Newsletter. Now worth more than the pound.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I only got this title used as I bribed rob with a tenner and a hand shandy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# thats the problem with chinese boys, you give them a good buggering and you're horny again 5 minutes later
(all credit to Tom O'Bedlam)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Wotcha.
How's the ex-bump doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Fast asleep thank god
How's life in that thar Londinium?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Mayor Boris has just issued everyone with hovercar
and the leaves are turning brown.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# All the leaves are brown?
Is the sky grey? Cos if it is I think you'll find you're dreamin'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# On an Autumn day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Singing in the brain again
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Don't forget the free Gin!
It is all about the free gin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ANGLE OF WOODEN BIRD: 28 DEGREES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# KIDNEY TRANPLANT TERRORISM
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# NOW WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# SALT LICK STILL WORLD'S MOST POPULAR BOVINE SNACK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# And they call it... puppy lo-o-o-o-ve... but in the eye of the law, it's just classed as bestiality
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Mum's gone to iceland!
and all I got was this stupid bankruptcy
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# SELL SELL SELL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ha!
'hello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how do toasty!
can you smell the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Death shit motherfuckers in romantic poetry guide old lady across road into death by mincer.
More at 5-45.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# twitching like a bankers arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# LET'S GO AND EAT MARSCAPONE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# THE GLAMOUR OF WHELKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha THIS ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# creating creaky crypic credit crunch cravings for creepily cranial cretins
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# IZ IN UR MARKET
UP UR BOTTOM LINE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# INVESTING ALL YOUR DONATIONS IN NORTHERN ROCK SHARES
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# b3ta : the sunshine bus of the internets
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# IN UR SUNSHINE BUS LICKIN UR WINDOZE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# money makes the world go around
shit! We've stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# We're having a whip-round for Gordon Browns leaving present
Come on, dig deep - He's got a mongy kid to support.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# The last Newsletter before the next one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# EXHUMING BOB TODD
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Now 50% less facts
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# wait a minute, i'm going to go think about this whilst i take a dump
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# The Icelandic Bank of All Newsletters
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: THE HANGOVER YOU MOST DEFINITELY DESERVE!
oooo, feel the burn!!!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ATTN: MEDICAL DOCTOR FROM NIGERIA, US$15,000,000 BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Soon to be nationlised
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# WINNAR!
Well, for me at least! :-D
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Crisis? Pfft. Here's some crap to take your mind off it.
Substitute "crap" with:
Laughs
Wars
Jokes
Japers

depending on time of day.
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# DOWN DOWN DEEPER AND DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Get down
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# b3ta suspects 'fled in rickshaws'
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7663210.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Investing in sperm banks 3 times a day
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# CANCER CAUSES BALLOONS!
*stolen from The Magic of Chutney*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# playing the "just the tip" game with your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# KEEPING THE INTERNETS SAFE AND SOUND
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Newsletter - bend over and take it like a man
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# FUCKWANKMCSHITPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Like taking a shit with your trousers on.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Free Icelandic bank with every subscription
phut
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# In real money that's about half a goat.
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)