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# newsletter subject line compo
you've got a 10 minute deadline
write me a funny headline
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
(baby police car)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Personally I condone the baby police!
Round them all up I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Another week of your pathetic life has been squandered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Why watch the watchmen when you could suck the pus from the anus of a dead goat?
.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Pus or puss?
Here kitty kitty kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# So that's where kittens come from!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Both - however the question must be asked
what was a cat doing in a dead goats anus?
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Perhaps you were trying to pleasure yourself
with the two animals at once?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# "pussy joke"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# JADE GOODY TELLS THE INSIDE STORY
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# all your bonus are belong to us

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ANTIGUA ALL OUT FOR 8,000,000,000
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# pffft
this
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I was going to do one on "St John's financial regulating ambulance hit for six"
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# What are wii gunna do this week, Brain?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Same thing we always do
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Sit in a pool of our own excrement
and look at it bubbling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# OWNING ALL THE RIGHTS TO GOODY'S FESTERING CORPSE
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This one, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# /talk are never asked to come up with this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It would rapidly degenerate into
What we all are having for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# that would NEVER happen on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Lasagna probably
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# left over Fajitas for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Wii Wii Wii it's all Fucking Wii this Week
(or will that be the next week's subject line)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Containing no news since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Newsletter. To B3ta what sledging is to Sickipedia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Goody to star in Putrid Sex Object 2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Poor Jade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# She won't care soon.
*shuffles off to hull*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Now available at Zavvi
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I have blisters on my feet, they hurt.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# IT'S A NEWSLETTER AND IT DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Thunderstorms forcast for Darwin
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Now with 100% less Jade Goody
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Newsletter: pissing internets into the eyes of innocents.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# blah bah Jade Goody blah blah cancer blah blah Wii blah blah Alfie blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Your not suppose to write the entire newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# is it jsut me or does this week's compo gargle balls?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# It not just you
I think it's the tedious mass entries of which there will be only a handful of really funny stuff and it's pushing other stuff off the board - there should be a seperate board for the compo entries.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's just you everyone else seems to love it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# then they are all cunts
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Missing university found.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# top stuff
.
(trnk loves a pun, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Contents: 100% more news than the Dail Mail
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# How is this possible. The Mail has no news.
So if the newsletter had only one piece of news it'd still be infinity percent more!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'm relying
on the 1% margin of error there.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I am once again a number.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Featuring exclusive Jade Goody wedding cat scans
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Now with the pull-out supplement: "Window Lickers Weekly"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# CONTAINS DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF 'KARMA'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Internet causes cancer - get your fill here
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# It's a fucking newsletter: just read it and shut up
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'm hungry
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# WE HAVE A NEWSLETTER? WHO KNEW?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Oscar buzz goes into overdrive when bee enters Daily Mail office
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Advertise your viagra-shoes here!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING CUNT WHEN YOU POST AN IMAGE THEN ROB POSTS THIS FUCKING NEWSLETTER SUBJECT LINE COMPO RIGHT AFTER IT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# shut up he's never replied to any of my pictures :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You've made a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I've made several.
I'm told this one is good

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1233653746/blackadder1a.jpg

sfw 90kb from memory.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I loved that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# that is good
consider yourself replied
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# YAY!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# It was crap anyway ;)
lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# we don't all have aaaaaaaaaafter effeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeects you know.
well I don't have it at work anyway. or know how to use it much.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah but I wouldn't be using AE on this compo anyway
actually your entry was one of the better ones was only pulling your leg - I hope it was your leg?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# haha :)
I'm not that easily offended, but thank you nonetheless. I think it was my leg...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Gordon Shumway the father of Chantelle Steadman's baby.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No one is going to get that reference.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# he was Alf the Alien
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# No no the chantelle steadman thing...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# your weekly dose of sick filth
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# The Ring - Goatse's inside story
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oldgoer identity discovered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I spazzed back through all that last night, I was in stitches!

:D

^this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# never do that again!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Who was it?
[edit] Aha, found it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Ming to win Masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# NEWSLETTERS DON'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# phooor! Thats SERIOUS Newsletter writing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm getting CHILI HEAT and a CITRUS tingle....
....that's right Doctor, when I take a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# BIG ON NEWS, BIG ON LETTERS - JOHN, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Every time you open a b3ta newsletter, God wanks off a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# WARNING: May contain semblance of truth, do not be sucked in
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Wiil Wiil Wriite hiis Wiil
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Guarenteed 100% giant snake free
:)
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# NEWSLETTER: Containing sunshine and lollypops since 20th July 2001
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Bidding £2million for the death scene
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# like a faceoff with a chimp
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - it comes in pints!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I love deadlines, I love that whooshing sound they make as they fly by
- Douglas Adams
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# fave quote ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Your weekly dose of faceless internet monkey business.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# LEAVE JADE GOODY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# haha
poor Jade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Putting the "oo" back in Moobs
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)