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I was asked to make a picture of a Sabre toothed tiger with a woman riding bareback (in a way...) by a friend of mine, and I thought it would be a good way of getting certain people interested in palaeontology (Perverts, mostly...)
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restored as in life, and I'll see what I can do...
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www.notam02.no/~oyvindha/graptlit.gif
all ready to be made into a string bikini
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all ready to be made into a string bikini

I'll be back with a suitably rude Graptolite. Would have prefered Didymograptus, but you can't have it all...
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porn, and such, stuff you could trouble with if you were caught on your screen at work
+grammar
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+grammar

ie, anything that looks like porn at a glance and might get someone in trouble with their boss.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:08,
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stuff that lurks on your computer long after you've gone that maybe you shouldn't look at even if the boss is on holiday?
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sorry there's no helicopter...

He can't be prime minister anymore.
We should send all these in, really freak him out
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:00,
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We should send all these in, really freak him out

although admittedly I don't know why he's being repeatedly shopped... was he a prat?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:01,
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He spammed the board with his picture, asking for us to shop ourselves into it, so he could put it on his bit of the BBC website. It was termed as if being able to 'shop yourself into the sweaty embrace of a Z-lister was a great favour.
The utter cock.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:02,
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The utter cock.

is how you're all doing it anyways.
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he's going to put many of these efforts on his site though.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:05,
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These are FANTASTIC! And have you seen the shite that's been up there as of late?
So, is this guy like your answer to Ryan Seacrest?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06,
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So, is this guy like your answer to Ryan Seacrest?

I did this one in the hope that people might use it instead.

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if you mirrored the cunt and put him in there, I bet that one would get on his site.
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but the show posted it, yes.
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Do you have a link to the original message?
*edit* just seen link below...he's mine now...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:06,
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*edit* just seen link below...he's mine now...

likes him, he's always desperately looking for some sort of recognition of any form.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:03,
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I shall be glad I don't listen to radio 1.
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he gardens in an uphil direction, so you're probably out of luck* And I think he's being shopped because he asked his listeners to.
* Although yes, I agree... he is quite cute
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:04,
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* Although yes, I agree... he is quite cute

under 'b3ta.com - Scott Mills (BBC) makes an arse of himself':
www.b3ta.com/board/1909597
Y'see, sometimes I need good examples of the wrong way to go about things...
A member for 2 hours, 28 minutes and 1 second. Has posted 1 message - and (begins spanking) Just. Look. At. The. Mess. In. This. Place!
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www.b3ta.com/board/1909597
Y'see, sometimes I need good examples of the wrong way to go about things...
A member for 2 hours, 28 minutes and 1 second. Has posted 1 message - and (begins spanking) Just. Look. At. The. Mess. In. This. Place!

I was going to post a message on Arthur, but the internet broke.
I can't come to yer Basic London this w/e, Mrs GR££DY's away for two weeks, and I have kittens to look after.
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I can't come to yer Basic London this w/e, Mrs GR££DY's away for two weeks, and I have kittens to look after.

to Huddersfield for le m3tatw33ning. It's in a field you know :)
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Saturday is it?
Glad I found that out, as I was planning to go tomorrow :)
edit: Because I am a fuckwit.
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Glad I found that out, as I was planning to go tomorrow :)
edit: Because I am a fuckwit.

cows with guns?
the person who made the first one seems to live in a scary world. the cows remind me of the valley of the sitdowns, which was the spookiest thing ever broadcast.
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the person who made the first one seems to live in a scary world. the cows remind me of the valley of the sitdowns, which was the spookiest thing ever broadcast.

about a frosty the pervert, to the tune of the great snowman track
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or people might get cross.
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a very good idea.
I didn't make that wot I previously linked to.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:54,
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I didn't make that wot I previously linked to.

because that's still the Best Flash Thing Ever.
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I hate this f**king stupid cable-free road.
*edit* It is rather fun isn't it. Well done maker of this! */edit*
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*edit* It is rather fun isn't it. Well done maker of this! */edit*

of getting it in the near future either!
mwah ha ha ha ha
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:52,
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mwah ha ha ha ha

village: we want broadband!
bt: get us 50 people to register interest and we'll sort it.
Village: hang on... right, ok!
bt: no, we need 100 people to register interest.
Village: (after publicity campaign) okay!
bt: actually we need 200 people...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:59,
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bt: get us 50 people to register interest and we'll sort it.
Village: hang on... right, ok!
bt: no, we need 100 people to register interest.
Village: (after publicity campaign) okay!
bt: actually we need 200 people...

but I live 3 miles from the center of a city of more than 1.5m people.
I've got ADSL downstairs, I just want cable.
/moan
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I've got ADSL downstairs, I just want cable.
/moan

I almost wish I knew what the difference was...
*sinks under sea of confusion*
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:03,
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*sinks under sea of confusion*

but I was referring to the fact that it's highly unlikely that any new cable is going to be laid so that Supermoore can get cable broadband.
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...but why does the cow guru, who I believe to be male, have udders?
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:56,
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and said he was talking a load of bull
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:57,
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Download music at your own risk
Warning possible GC
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40,
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Warning possible GC

with some debussy midis and christopher walkein reading the raven by edgar allen poe
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:41,
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and it's killed my bandwidth
so not really at the moment
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so not really at the moment

and Belloc, if he behaves himself.
I wrote a Ravenish thing once though, about Bracknell.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:51,
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I wrote a Ravenish thing once though, about Bracknell.

I DESPISE WITH ALL MY BEING THE RIAA
assholes. hopefully disbanded soon. I wish
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assholes. hopefully disbanded soon. I wish

still aint found a shark :(
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and post a possible GC
there is finally a candidate in California
who reflects my needs:
www.maybelogic.com/rawgov.html
this may be more relevant to those here who 'hail eris'.
there must be some
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:47,
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there is finally a candidate in California
who reflects my needs:
www.maybelogic.com/rawgov.html
this may be more relevant to those here who 'hail eris'.
there must be some

Not seen that before, so I don't care if it is GC or not.
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Scott Mills just loved going to Madam2swords

He's not famous/irritating enough to warrant your attention, let alone your ire.
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...as if someone is watching over us.

yay! top stuff!
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dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum
dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum
CHUMP
AH-AAAAAAAH!
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dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum dim-dum
CHUMP
AH-AAAAAAAH!

Chump is here to save us (possibly in a slightly sinister way)
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40,
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and get some wiggle going on.
That video is ridiculous. It should be used for riot control.
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That video is ridiculous. It should be used for riot control.


to have someone to watch over me
wonderful
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:43,
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wonderful

at University we went on the obligatory Student March in London (So sorry to anyone we made late for work or got stuck in a traffic jam), which was about student loans or something similar, but Me and my mates only went because it was a free bus to London. AS we didn't really care, we actually walked half of the way, chanting "Down with this sort of thing" and "careful now", which got us some very dirty looks from the people who thought they were making a difference.
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like a gadzillion times - I think Slim's done it twice now too!
Fuck that - woo to the fucking yay!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38,
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Fuck that - woo to the fucking yay!

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroooom
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30,
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Mushroom mushroooom

which I would make if I had the power and hummus
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32,
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but I still think a b3ta workout video would be cute.
If a little rude.
And Nohands would look sweet in lycra and sweatbands.
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If a little rude.
And Nohands would look sweet in lycra and sweatbands.

especially the landing.
Woo! Yay!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:43,
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Woo! Yay!

do i now have `no limits` playing in my head after seeing that !!!!!!!!
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:36,
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beware - weird wildlife chanting will invade your brain.
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38,
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the music was playing....i think it was the mushroom mushroom bit that gave me flashbacks....
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40,
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HUGE mindpiss!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! :@ )
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32,
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! :@ )

i think any mention of badgers now is going to get that response
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33,
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:30,
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hats off to the zebras, they are black and white...

Zebras zebras zebras zebras
Toadstool Toadstool
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31,
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Toadstool Toadstool

works for me, you can just edit it then
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32,
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Thank you kindly sir...much appreciated and will save the faffing...
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33,
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![Challenge Entry: Colour in the Lizard [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
but here is my effort.
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Roy will be slipping off that sexy little necklace ce soir... miaow
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22,
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You got to shop pictures here, not just copy pictures of Pat Butcher off the eastends website!
Woo and Rarrrr btw
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Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29,
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Woo and Rarrrr btw

I'm new here - anyway I did shop it, she had light pink lipstick before ;-)
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