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[challenge entry] i KNEW there was something up....
(duz, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Fun with books


This is an older one I never bothered to post before.
(maxwell_smart, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# i'm sorry
but that's quite beautiful
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# is that
shit on his shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# pot
noodle
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# MORE.......
.... Sorry for shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Maxwell Smart,
that is an excellent name. You are instrumental in thwarting the agents of K.A.Y.O.S.S.

also woo to the pic
(norumbegan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# i like it
books are for fools!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:16, archived)
# ironic..
what so "new" about a new game, when the whole idea behind it is been pinched from several other titles? Mind you, that never stoped you guys from buying it. What the heck!
(MightyMouse, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# but it's JAMES BOND snap
that counts for something surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# ummm....
is this a trick question?


i give up


(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# fair night
to thee
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Can I be the first to say
WTFAYBOA?
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
#
I was just about to say that....... Thanks for saving me the keystrokes...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Does being mercilessly overlooked for the newsletter...
...make it OK to spam this again?

Ah well, I've done it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# i can't believe it didn't make it
the newsletter was wrong.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# b3ta are merciless
and we all know that

just take what they give you and smile - it's fun
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# hahaha...
yes... because i hadn't seen it... foul but fab :)
edit: gah... i be heading off to bed... too drunk and tired... night all...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# night night
bouncy bouncy bouncy
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# g'night m'dear
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# thats awesome
dude.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Thats waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny for 3am
Christ I'm going to be up all night now
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# That's a
happy little song.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# wow thats great!
going to bed now though...night
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Man, I'm American.
I was just going downstairs to get myself a peanut butter sandwich and I had to make up some mission impossible/james bond type crap to actually get it together to make the sandwich. Now there's too much peanut butter,
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
#
wtfatboab?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# What...
...the fat boab?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# did you do a backflip and roll across the floor to get to the cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# i just had peanut butter
but its the kind i hate. the smooth/crunchy hybrid that is full of crystallised sugar.

ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# But you still
chose to eat it?
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# needs
must
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# Im staring
down the barrel of a Double Decker, cant decide if its too late to eat it now.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# eat it
eat it hard
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Lip up
Faithy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# it's
NEVER too late for a double decker

i have a bag of iced gems
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# iced gems
are foul
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# you
blasphemous fiend
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# they taste
of poo
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# i got some
timeout chunkies
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Will it self destruct
if you chose to eat it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# i've just had
to break and enter my own house

it wasws hilarious
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# do go on
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# well...
a night out was planned for tonight, but i'm a little skint so i elected to drive some people down to town with the intention of driving them home

and hour after getting to manchester there was this conversation:

"gaz... you're a bit cunted... why don't you stay out and i take your car home?"

"aye... go on then"

little did i realise that i'd given him my house keys too

so i've just had to spiderman my way onto the kitchen roof and painfully reach my arm into the little bathroom window to open the bigger bathroom window

the spidermanning took several attempts
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# personally i'd be more worried
that it's so easy to break into your house
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# i was quite
worried myself
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I'll bet
your neighbors wondered about the guy in the blue and red suit on your roof.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# i rang my neighbour
on the way home

she gave a series of drunken half-asleep slurs

not much help
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Spider-Manning
Now there's a tattyshopping begging out to be done. Fuck, wish I had any talent or ability.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# the steps that were taken:
a) fling garden table against kitchen wall
b) hope onto garden table
c) jump up, grap roof, put foot on odd hangy outy garden ornament hanging thing
d) hoist up
e) drunkenly clamber across roof
f) literally fling arm into small bathroom window in order to get decent grip into large bathroom window handle
g) open large window and melt into bathroom (fall in)

note: steps a-d were a bit trial and error at first
(vork and burlap, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Any takers.....?



(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# Mutiny
on the bounty?
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# No.....
.... you fool.........
It is 'chocolate bar below a mute symbol superimposed on a treble stave in the key of A'
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# to be fair
it could've been F# minor

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Is that really fair.....?
Edit : No, but I admire your musical Hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# mutiny on the bounty?
nice!

it does go with your slight resemblance to rick wakeman anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Haha....
... you are both (points up) tooo sharp...
I used the be known as Rick Wakeman at work because of the multiple keyboards (qwerty ones)..
I met Rick Wakeman once... he was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Reverend Dan sees all

as does Disco Pete the Cute Furry Bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# go go
gadget frontpage.

oh wait.
the head of the goat is still on! you lazy bastich!
I thought it was a goat with a giant head.
*slouch*

still nice though
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Zog!
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# ello ello me little droog!
wellywellywellywell!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# They played a bit of Spiders Everywhere on b3ta radio today btw
but hastily stopped it due to a few naughty swear words
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# really!
man, b3ta really has a crack team of censorship screeners, don't they?
first play the song on the radio, then realise in the middle it has dirty words in it!
hahahahHAHAHAHAHhhhaaaaaaaa....
*wheeze*

is it still hearable, that show?
anyone got a copy?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# usually appears in mattsimpsk's profile
but he was out tonight so maybe not there yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# *wakes up*
he didn't record it today

*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# have you been licking varnish again?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# several people thought Slim put a furry bollock in his m3tatween section.
Most realised it wasn't though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# I would compliment you on your furry bollock...
...but some people might take that the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# your bollock scares me...
*fact* :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# you're such a
nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Porn
or bed?

You decide.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# come
again?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# No,
not yet.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)
# what are you
banging off about?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
# good
as we say in America. . . TMI -or- TMFI
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Where in America
do you say that, and what do yoy mean when you do?

TMI in the NE means Three Mile Island...Nuclear oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Watch porn
whilst in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# sleeping pills
or wank it hard?
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
#
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# porn should be avoided at all costs.
subsitute with girlfriend whenever possible.
porn saps vital life energy directly out of your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)
# woo Zoggy!
How goes babylon an ting?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# babs along
and tang?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# :)
www.middx.org.uk/gordo/quotes/towers-of-dub.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# dub you say?
www.infinitewheel.com
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# is that the
'make your own dub' place?

Edit: - yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# oh wait.
that means girlfriend is vampire!
no way out!
damned if you,
and if you don't
damned!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# vampire girlfriends
suck!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Far too much at stake
in such relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Oooh
what biting wit.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# what's the point in this?
it's so draining.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# and it doesn't even
count.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# bloody nora
just nip it in the bud will ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Well thats just
the final nail in the coffin.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I mean without reflecting,
what you say just pales in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# well fangs
a lot, guys!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I bat
you're getting tired of these.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Come on now,
this is getting a bit long in the tooth.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Your contributions are getting more and more
cryptic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# see you all necks
time
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# these are becoming
a fucking castle to think up.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I count believe you got avay with vat
van
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# here is a thought..
Put it between the doors and slam it shut..should do the trick. Although practise makes it perfect.
(MightyMouse, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Well Done,
100% Pope!

Go down to the vatican and tell him your adventures here.

He'll have no option but to declare you winner.

Except you scurvy cheaters, pah, you people make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I WON!
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# No,
I won!

Um.. Is it possible to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i won too
and without cheating!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# The cheat is
if you hover over the links, the bigger number archive page is the correct number.

thanks all for playing ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ahh
i may have been lying though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I did it without cheating
and won.

100% Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Dee...
Eye.
Ess.
See
Oh.
(LaFamilleCatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# that's pretty fast
I took time off to take a dump in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yay!
back, re-choose :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# woot
we are the pope .. atheism is futile
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# well, i got here first.
and reverend dan is a reverend, so i'd be surprised if he didn't get 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# yay me!
for i am the popiest.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# yay!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# 0wn3ed
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# huzzah!
am i the first female pope?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# yay !
I reckon some people are going to do things based on the same idea now ... I don't know if I should worry about that or not ...

Anyway, congratulation for the pope simulator !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I had an idea like that once
then I got bored

and I went and got some kit kats

mmm... chocolate
(1, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 7:37, archived)
# woo
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Sunshine,
you rock.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# wooo
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# wow! we're all popey!
I confess to clicking both links for each stage though. But only to see thy wonderful mashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I'm 0% pope - I rock.
And wewantyoursoul.com put me in the bottom 16% of souls. I'm corrupting the internet!

Here's a pearoast from the Xrays of what things REALLY are compo....
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# lovely
now have a pope picture


(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# woo
but - feel a little cheated - where's my dancing Pope reward for having gotten here?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# here...
www.dancingpope.com/
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# ^ ignore that idiot, try here...
www.b3ta.com/board/1979383
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# la la la
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)
# teedly
dee!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)
# *parp*
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)
# *croak* *dust ball*
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)
# ..cats, four pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:50, archived)
# twats.....unbound
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)
# I can't beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)
# thank god for
that... the bindings get tight after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# ooo, kinky...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "Allo Allo" First Post


Be nice Chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Oh, I see he is holding a rolled up painting of the old madonna with
the fallen boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Ooooooooh Rene!
Ooooooooooh Michelle!
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# It is I


L'Eclair
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
# *raises glasses*
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
Fallen boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)
# The RIAA
will be after him.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Only if you
are a twelve year old girl

/geek RIAA reference
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
nice post
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Heheh. Damn French.
Wait.... My grilfreind's French. Damn blacks!
Wait... My girlfriend's black. Damn women!
Wait.... My
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)
# damn popes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Hey!
My girlfriend's the pope.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)
# oh sorry mate, I didnt realise....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Yeah, right.
You're just sayin' that cos it's my bird.
All the same, you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Yaaaay!!!
Allo Allo is ace at this moment in time :)

Nice one, * slaps back, buys pint etc etc *
(wizbits_armpit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# a meme i hadn't tackled...

i may be a little too pished for this... i think that needs tidying up a tad but... blah... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# woo!
lovely bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# i've been making a banana dance...
100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# now make a bun dance!
make an abundance of buns dance at a barn dance
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)
# hmm... i'm having enough trouble with my banana...
i think you should make the buns dance... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)
# i'm making an animation of sorts
but it's going to have to wait til the morning cos i'm overtired. night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# g'night...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# yay!
was it wearing appropriate protective gear?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# do they make them that big?
I mean, I know they stretch...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)
# street football?
i dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm couldn't resist one more on my first nite...

THEEEEEIF! it's a Theeeif!
(shoe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# That is triffic!
Its crying out for a flash-tastic musical version!
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# f*cksticks - bedtime!
only fired imageready up for the first time tonight!
(shoe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Haha.....
... that's great....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)
# haha...
i assume you've had the welcome speech... but welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# I never got
the full welcome speech

*sulk*
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# aww...
someone has a really good one... i'm always late so i just have my 'welcome anyway' minispeech...
so welcome anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Thanks
'sa pleasure
(shoe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# wow
that is madness
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Very
woo
(Rev. Otana, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# bit shit really,

but it made me chuckle momentarily...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Hehe
reminds me of my favourite geek joke:

I asked my magic eight ball about my email software, it said "Outlook not good".
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I keep getting
"5.98 EP"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# I'm REALLY REALLY sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# M3tatweening phase 3&4 is here at last - save as for 41MB or stream broadband


woo clicky! Thanks to everyone involved, 45 keyframes in total in this :)
This link might change so if you want to watch again or pass it on, best point to the main m3tatweening page.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# hooray!
we should have tweening days out more often!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Hello......
... where you been hiding... ?

Edit : I may need to rehouse a three legged cat... any thoughts...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Tain it to stand still...
...and sell it as a camera tripod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# r
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# in stupidly long commutes to work, mostly
and sleep. not enough of that

back in the burgh this weekend though :D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# and i wish i could rehouse the cat!
but i can't. i can't even look after a spacefish at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I thank you....
... for even entertaining the thought. You are really a lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Not sure if that is good or bad......
... not got to grips with Arthur yet..... Should we all go and get pissed soon...? Am I way behind....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# getting pissed sounds good to me!
i still want to spend as much time in edinburgh as is possible when one is working in the stupid. i mean the south. so i should be free lots of the time at weekends!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)
# ooooh...
there's an edinb3ta night in 4rthur... 27th september...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)
# argh!
same time as freshlegs' exam finishing thing in london. loyalties... torn...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)
# :(
everyone should come to edinburgh... that would solve the problem...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
# I love the pic of you all bright and colourful
that was a really nice jacket you got :)
members.lycos.co.uk/zippitgallery/m3taprem/images/188_8803BrightSpacefish.jpg

I did have to tone it down a little though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:39, archived)
# yay
it was top!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Rahhhhhhh!
good work, people!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Parp.
Rucus!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# No
I'M 100% KITTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I'M 100% KITTEN
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I'm guessing
that you think this is enormously funny?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# millions of kittens
kittens to see
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# I feel violated
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# is that an Avril Lavatory
song?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)
# quite quite
Brilliant
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Fnord...
want me to make sure a copy is in my p2p shared folder like discussed?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# oops I forgot to put on the url at the end
But yeah go on. Is it too bright, my monitor's crap and i think I left a brightness filter on this version that i use to help let me see it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# LOL!
I can wait until theres another version if you wish?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# to save confusion later on, maybe wait.
I'll give the encoding another go tonight when I go to bed.

Just seend the very end of the credits and it's a bit messed up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)
# No problems
Me on a pre-emptive strike!

Just Arthur me when its ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# BED.
Me.
Going.
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# G'night.
Night night
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Nitey
nite
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Goodnight Sir.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Nighty!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# goodnight
and goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# goodnight witchyluv..
sleep well :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# night night
witchyluv
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# It was something to do...
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# you killed that bear
and it went red due to suffocation!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Pretty much the plan.
Such a nice shade of red too...
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Torturing Teddies
is easy....
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# that makes me think of "if"
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:04, archived)
# My first thingy..


(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# did anyone watch the best of the tom green show on channel 4 before?
i found it highly ammusing when he threw the dead cat at his friend as he drove by

that sounds very evil dosnt it....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

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