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# Quo Oktoberfest
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# who are thsoe fucking dorks anyway ?
Signed,
Geoff the Bothersome American
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Status Quo ... no? Ever heard of Rock'n'Roll?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)
# i'm downloading one of their songs now.
i thought they were British talk show geeks or something.
sorry if I offended anyone.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:52, archived)
# haha
I'm sure they'd like that
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Well I got it ...
Straight to hell for you young man!

EDIT: Nobody else get this? Put it this way, it's up there with that napalmed kid in terms of offensive subject matter.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
#
concentration camp
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)
# ah poo
,!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# .


The tree makes the picture.

Well, no, but I had to fill that space with something!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)
# another
fine pic

why be the protetor an ass?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Erm...
I couldn't think of anything for him to protest, so I just typed something random.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)
# lol!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Pea Roast
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# remains

of something i was trying and ended up rather crappy. so what.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# RIP
Nick Cave.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# well
I like it
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# ok
i know this isnt a done fing but.......my wife has a yahoo acount with some pics....thought you lot might want to fanny about with them...she would lol...:)
uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/sevenovnineuk/lst?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.order=&.view=l&.src=bc&.done=http%3a//uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)
# damn
you little pussy pic was a major disappointment
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# sorry
it used to be somthing eles but she changed it

i have some of her if there are any good ones..dont tell her though...im bad...heheheheehheehehohohohHAHAHAAH
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# erm
your spelling has quisted my head

you mean you have naked pics of you wife?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)
# who aint
but not on pc
there on a cd marked beatles 69...so the kid dont try it out....ouch could mess him up 4 life
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Email address in profile;)
Know what I mean?...EH!, EH!!!....

*wink wink nudge nudge*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# shops first..
ok cool
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
# As long as you're not
Michael Jackson!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# You know it!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# You're bad, you're bad
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# You know it!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# eeek
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)
# shit
i didnt remember taking that...i was well gone
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)
# by the way nice pussy
wobble
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)
# send any
links to her or [email protected]
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
#
I feel like you would find this quite usefull/funny etc...

Could you add pics of the little tykes, please.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)
#
prove it's your wife first
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# HOW?
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# that's up to you
but we a) dont' go photoshopping a whole photo gallery or b) send pictures to said person without knowing who they are.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# well when i went and had sex with her,
his picture was on the nightstand.
proof enough?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)
# :)
saves me!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)
# so that's why
she was rather accomodating

*slaps self for nasty comment
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
#

* tries to figure out if comment was nasty to him, decides not
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)
# :))
:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)
# my comment was
that she was rather accomodating in the lubrication/ease of penetration

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Aww, bless
this lil' fella.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# HES CALLED MARLY
oops caps hes 6 months old now
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Someone was posting
pics from that gallery on here last night - but got flamed to hell for it cos they were trolling.
us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/80edba5e/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/__hr_lee_in_underwear_005.jpg?bfsk3e_ATSs.nvcV
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
# yep thats lee my nephew
in my kitchen
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)
# whats trolling?
a?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:46, archived)
#
you being an asshole
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:50, archived)
# whats the obsession?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# The badger appears to have
eaten the webcam!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# heheh
Teethworld.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Tell them to sell the Chump Manbear Costume!!!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Goodnight
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# nightie!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# G'night
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# so long!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)
# So I'm told
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)
# night
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# CHHHHHUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPP
teeth
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)
# ninja badgers
woo rocking
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Been stuck in my head
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# .
Stick it back in there!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# His teeth are big, his
face are long, his eyes are keen.

He got stubby likkle ears, though.

Nice pic n'nall vatt. Woo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# who pays for this shit
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# US..apparently! :(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# all
in the name of not having broken biscuits

fucktards
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I dont eat biscuits!.
..gimme me fuckin' money back! ;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# I don't
something mumble mumble retort to statement

brain porridge
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# fuck me
some one at loughborough not doing sports science
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Haha!
So true =)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Biscuit manufacturers
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# British taxpayers!
I love being a student!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# " a biscuit picks up moisture around the rim "
Ugh.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# eurgh
rimming biscuits
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# takes the biskit
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Tom and Johnny

The "Petty Cash" Boys
(ooh, punnage)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# The wrong one is dead though.
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# You sir
are SO right.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Tom Petty is ok.
That is all
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Cheers
cos, y'know I had been wondering.

He's been looking tired recently and all...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)
# He's here..
now...in the cage that I made for him.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Tell him I said Hi
And remind him to bring that pint of milk when yer done with him.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] George W Guevara
Champion of the rich


big
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Oooo.
That's stylish.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# CHUMP!
muy bueno!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# CHU
UUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
#
:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# oo
that's excellent.

woot!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Woo muchly
Strangely I want a KFC now though
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Woo!
I can never get that effect to work :(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Moy
Bien. Or summink.

I've been to Cuba and got robbed and stuff...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# that is
very very good.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 7:36, archived)
# it looks
like a kid from my university. stoners all.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 7:53, archived)
# Breakfast
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Ooo
I'm looking forward to my breakfast already... might want to go to bed first!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Eggy Beggy

Can veggies eat eggs then?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I try not to.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Save them!
I hear their screams!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# heh woo
sunny side up?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# to
hell with you
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# That is rather good.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# wow thats good
and scary
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# You have the best name on here
it always goes so well with what you say.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)
# isn't it the truth!
every time i read his posts i dont know if he is telling the truth, or lying! :O
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# fuck!
..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!ARRRGH! :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hmm

I have just made the splash page for my portfolio site, any comments on it would be nice...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ooh
pretty flash
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ooh
you done some good posts recently!

righty, night all, up in 5.5 hours....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Night!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i dont get it?
Done some good posts recently?

www.zyk0tik.com/movies/beer.wmv

nevar!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# are you drunk by any chance
really drunk?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# naw sobre
as a judge. got work in 3.75 hours. :(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# It looks like a big red
cervical cap.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# damn you!
you know too much
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# That
is really really good
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)
# swift 3d rocks
like a mad one i tells you
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# swift 3d
is that a flash plug in?
if not, is it free?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i think
it's a whole flash app. i dont think it's *cough*kazaa*cough* free though...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i shall explain
do a google on it for more info but,
1. its not a flash plugin, its either a 'flash-powered' standalone package, or a plugin for 3ds max
2. it costs £100 (for an 8MB file!)
3. its free on kazaa, but expect a queue
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
# ah
1) don't have either of those, so it wouldn't be of use
2) no way in hell i'm paying for somehting like that.
3) i don't use kazaa anyway.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)
# fair do's
i just got it for free from uni

cd*cough*r
;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# fuck me
is the flu going round again? you lot sound terrible
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)
# as if i would stoop so low as to get a copy of something
say, photoshop, that someone else downloaded from kazaa and burned to cd for me? i am insulted! and no it's not sitting 5 feet away from me in a box. and its not a brown box.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Speaking of free
I hear the next version of Adobe Photoshop (now called Photoshop CS) will have an activation like Windows XP has.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# yeah
but that'll do nothing. :P
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# like the
macromedia mx 2004 suite?

t'was cracked in 2 days that.

i think photoshop should not be a problem
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# are
boasting about a talent there?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i didn't crack it
god no, the cracks were up on kazaa the weekend after the launch...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# would it help adobe keep it more under control
if they had a vew different versions out there with different activation algorhythms, and set up so that if you used the wrong crack, it would disable its' ever being used on your harddrive?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)
# *snigger*
*licks finger*
*counts one*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Ha ha
cracking mx 2004 was easy, only two files to copy and no launchers!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# is that
sw3d or someting rendered and imported????
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# swift 3d standalone
cos my copy of 3ds max is a bag of wank.
it integrates REALLY well with flash mx
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# cheers
chuck
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)
# lol not just
YOUR copy of 3DS MAX is wank, all the copies are :) gey Maya or Lightwave, come play with the big boys of 3d :D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I gots Maya
only the PLE though... :(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# :'(
want the Unlimited version? ;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I want any version
that doesn't render with a sodding watermark!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# *shudders at watermark*
Zyk0tiK at hotmail dot com
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# it is a horrible thing
and I'm doing Maya at uni this year... I don't think they'' appreciate watermarked coursework!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# add it to your MSN
dude, and i'll sort ya out
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Hang on
*bullies MSN into life*

/edit - done it, my screen name is Rob at the moment
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# what's your address?
it doesnt seem to have worked :|
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)
# pfffft
lightwave only works at uni, and maya justs annoys me for some reason. 3ds max works fine on my machine but i have to reboot to close it.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Maya = best 3D App evear!!
if you got the tutorials and stuff you'd love it more than life itself. Lightwave is a bit excellent, but 2nd to maya, 3DS Max falls about 50th place of 3D Apps, right behind Milkshape :D!:D!

Although if you make models for games, it's a good app to have.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# games not my thing
i like cel-shaded style 3d things at the moment, and swift 3d has a render output preset for such a task. 3ds max is a good tool to learn in anyway
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# but
maya is so much easier! and so much more advanced! and has such amazing cel shader plugins!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# before i get maya
i am working on:
5 projects for my uni, in:
PHP, SQL, ASP.NET, CSS, XML, WML, Lotus Notes and Photoshop. My head fucking kills and feels like its ready to explode. last week i typed an asp.net script into lotus notes and mashed the whole notes server up for an hour...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Ooo
that's swish 3d! No pun intended!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# *cough*
is that a 'dutch cap' on your homepage??
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# it was meant to be a helmet
but it went a bit arse.

tihnking of adding a pack of fags to the lip of it
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# hehehehe..
.sweet!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nice
me like, but have some tiny tiny niggles

The text on the the left hand side (css compatible and all that), has no margin bewteen it and the wall but the text on the right (militia design, Enter) has about a 4 pixel margin. Dunno if it matters but i grated with me.

Also the text at the very bottom right of screen (copyright i think) I couldn't read unless i highlighted it. The colours are too close (on my monitor) and the text is too small (perhaps my res is too high).

Hope this is consturctive, it's still a hell of a lot beter then i could ever do!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# ta muchly
it shows up fine on my machine, but i shall double check it at work both on a windows, mac and redhat machine just in case. i'm still quite proud the splash page has a google importance of 4/10 before i even opened it

edit: see what you mean about the margins, will fix tomorrow!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)
# looks great!
This is what I'd do if it were mine:
Add an invisible button over the 'enter' button; so the mouse rollover action occurs when the cursor enters the vicinity of the enter text, not directly on top of. I believe it provides a cleaner look.
What did you build the 3d in? Swift?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)
# arrr
thanks for the tip.

i cobbled everything but the 3d together in about 10 minutes, so it will look a little rough
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)
# swift is great fun.
make sure you test this animation on as many processor speeds as possible. I have in the past experienced 'castastropic depression' as I realized the animation I just spent 4 hours building will not function on any machine but mine.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i have been informed
by a 3d vet. at the uni, that a 60fps file will work fine under any machine, as flash mx automatically reduces the frame rate to cater for the machine. since the file is (relatively) small, this should not be a problem.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# when come back bring sushi
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# strange yet true!
Did you know domo actually comes from an egg?

that's today's useless fact
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yes
yes i did
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# no he really
was, it says so on his website. you need to know japanese though :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# or you could have just watched Fnord's Domo Darko
i was being serious, i already did know.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
# /pants on fire
I apply the special pants on fire rule in this contest
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# /fireproof pants
if you go to fnord's profile he has domo darko in there, which is Gary Jules' Mad workd played to fitting clips of Domo Cartoons. one of the first ones in there is him hatching from an egg.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# did you know that, despite what he might say here
fnord is actually a man.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)
# as opposed to a professor?
or a god?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Fnord hatched from an egg
he is now a nomad, wandering the world in search of b3tans..
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)
# What?
You mean he cant find them here on the board?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# no.
we're all robots.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# no.
your all gay.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)
# oh I know
/believing pants

I've seen siad veedo, it is rather woo
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)
# it's
all foreign to me
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# yes.
but you're norwegian.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)
# haha
/pretends to get joke
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# haha
/wanted to be in on it
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# /asks about joke
are you alluding to my danish herritage
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# laughing proves that you didn't get it.
because if you'd got it you'd have seen that it was shit.

i saw some comedy tonight. one of my favourite lines was, "if the dog's wagging, is it still rape?"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# had to think about that for a few seconds, but then
ewwwwww. i don't think it does. unless its under 18 in dog years, which is like 1 human year
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)
# the domo egg above is
a frame from a domo video
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# There are some fantastic domokun movies out there
the source movies for domo darko for example.
They are acer than ace.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# It's a redex
wanker
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# indeed
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Redex
mate!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# yay!
super
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# yay!
thats good.

froooont paaaaaage.....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# =)
that am lovely!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Awwww.
That's lovely.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# top boobiejuice!
woo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# You need to take the WWW out of the adress it would seem
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
#
my host changed servers this past week, they say everything needs to propagate or some such so some see it, some won't I guess. sorry. grrrr
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)
# unable to see
have another domo

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# ?better
edit
no, damn
here

edit
moved it to msn
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# no
I still can't see
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)
# whatever...


his TRUE alien self revealed!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# fucking
EEP
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# thats very woo!
nice shopping. great shadow work!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# thx =)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Woo
I just noticed that the page linked to the svenno picture has a link to b3ta on it.

Whats going on there?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# a?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# It's a self perpetuating myth
svenno is real.
Svenno is real.
Svenno
Is Real.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
# he IS real..
..but not of this earth...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# alright!
wooo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
#



eep!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ARGH!
*falls off chair*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Something stuck in his teeth I think

Probably a small child's leg
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Looks like
an 8-ball
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)
# I just bought like £60 worth
of Contact Lenses, does anyone have crazy special effect contact lenses? If so, pics please? wanna see how good they look.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I've just been to the Swansea bash
There were only four of us, be we enjoyed ourselves.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i've only eaten half my pie.
i think i'll have the rest for lunch tomorrow.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# My duvet cover is blue.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# :(
stop taking this piss :P

was just wondering if anyone else had special effects contacts... want to know how good quality they are...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# there was a cat outside earlier.
it's gone now.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# meeowtastic
was it having sex
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I saw a fox
on the way to the pub :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)
# i saw a squirrel on the way to work.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# My house.....
... is made mainly of wood.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)
# no.
it was sniffing around some flowers, and then it came and looked through the window and miaowed at me.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# now *that's* newsworthy.
Good on you boys. Hope to see pics tomorrow.

/really going to bed now
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Yay!
B3TA BASH CYMRU! :-)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# No Bending
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Rrrrrandom!
But fucking funny!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Random,
yet so so so good :D
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Lovely swerve
from the bovine.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# top corner shot
that is
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# indeed
not where there be bulls
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Audrey Hepburns
 


..mum?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# *whimper*
Daddy?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I'm not kidding
after I'd made that pic I realised how much he/she really does look like my mother..

but enough about my childhood.
(at least I got my father's looks!)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Good job too
by the sounds of it!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Hehe, so true :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hehe
so redex
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# fixed
fixed
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Yep
I don't understand them!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I'm sorry, do what you want...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I want...
to be able to understand women! :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
DON'T BE SO RUDE! I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE, AND THEN YOU JUST BLOW ME OFF!

you jerk!

*runs of crying*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha:D:D
with women it works both ways. see, they can PRETEND they are talking straight, yet really their not, if you do what they say, they can go nuts at you, if you dont, they can get nuts at you for doing what they didnt say.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# See!
Fucking mystery...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# awww...thanks...
your'e pretty nice, you know?


...




SHUT UP!!!

*runs off crying*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ARGH!
*becomes a monk*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)
# best way to annoy a woman is, when she says she's "fine"
go, "ok then", and carry on as if they were.

they fucking HATE that.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind
*writes in notebook*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I also have
first hand experience of this
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)
# "sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks ever think about?"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# did you photograph
a poster?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# naw was posted in a private
area of a forum (hence the redex to you non-members) and i thought it was funny :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# s'ok
I can see it
I just thought that due to the the tapering perspective, it might have been...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# you look tense
let me give you a massage :P
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I've just got back from the pub
and I'm very tired
a massage from chump manbear would seem appealing right now
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# when WOULDN'T it?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump!
chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# aww shit,
i just realised it said "i want to have sex with you" lol :) bugger, i thought it just said "i want to have sex" :D

ignore the offer :P
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# yeah....
I think it was an email from whenever the internet started.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# lol
rofl omg lolol!!!!111oneoneone
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# The new trend
is to print out 5 year old viral e-mail, scan it, then post it on b3ta.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# cool!
*goes to google*

*types 'weapons of mass.. etc.'*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# "and then the GINGER cat says, 'oh no - not again!'"
/larson
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# /repost
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# schnarf!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Larson am de bomb!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)
# bit of a strange question
svenno, where did he come from? who is he? does he know he's famous, could we get him along to a b3ta meet up? How old is he know. yadda yadda. etc etc, ....... i'm just interested and if this info exists can someone point me in the right direction please

Pete
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# He comes
from space
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I wonder if he knows he's a meme
Oh, and another question, its not in the FAQ - how do "they" know that it was me who just donated money to b3ta? (all I want is my icon)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# e-mail rob and tell him your real name
and your username.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Thanks
muchly.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# They know
via space
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# How did you donate?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Paypal
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# wait for Cal to check the account
he's online at least every couple of months
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Well see:
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# That's a bloody good thought!
I think he's American... but I could be wrong!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# CLICK ME!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# /HOOT!
Tha's funny!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# we need to find him
any idea where the original photo came from or who found it? I know seem to have a scary obsession with this
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# it's you, isn't it
and you've gone on to become rich and powerful, and have come here to find out why we abused your childhood picture, in which you were so proud, and to shut us down?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I tried to get the Chump Manbear costume from maskworld
they said
"it's not for sale".
boobiejuice! :(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# aww
I've looked for it too, but I guess that's that.
I'll have to make do with some local costume hire.. ring 'em all up and ask "do you have Chump Manbear?"

..and 25 euro just for the teeth!
pshaw.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I was discussing Chump with Quelebra in the pub the other day
he thinks they're so expensive because they have to kill lots of Chumps to get the teeth...
It's a sobering thought.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# what?
the fools!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# If you had a Chump Manbear costume
would you sell it?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# that's true.
we must now devise a plan to steal it from them.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# They're in Berlin.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)
# so is zog.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Oh my
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)
# we should give each other codenames, so we can't be caught.
what will yours be, menub?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)
# mine will be martian...
you can be zog!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)
# you know, i feel bad for him
here he is in a picture, all proud of himself for having his photo taken, but all anyone does is make fun of him. it's almost enough to make me cry.
/really emotional
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# it's an amazing picture
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i know what you mean
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# It's always looked to me
like a first-day-at-school type pic.

I can't go into more detail without revisiting my childhood (see above).
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# heh
I ran that page through babelfish once and the Japanese text is all about engineering supplies..
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# The links lead nowhere
:(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the link leads
only to here
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Wow! My very own Svenno
only £120!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I guess
he's just the kid in the picture that someone found? Dunno if anyone knows any more about him.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# He's a fat kid. He's probably American. His mother is stupidly proud of him.
He probably gets laid more than you ;)

Anyhow, enough of this bollocks. Your all gay, and I'm off to bed.

Cock off b3ta.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# wanker.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# twunt
me too
night all
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# My boss is such a big headed cow!

bad day at work!!
:¬(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# WOO!
You have posted 1337 messages!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# DROP DA BOMB!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Um.
WORD TO MY HOMOS!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# *SLAP*
Westwood is a big cunt, 101% FACT.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Don't make the big dog pop a cap in yo ass
mofo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Not actually scared of you...
in fact, I shot you!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# You should be,
my dad's harder then yours!!!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah, like... whatever Grandad!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Sucker MC
Didnt even have a proper drive by...

It was a cycle by.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# clip clop clip clop clip clop bang clip clop clip clop
(an amish drive-by.)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)
# RUUUUN HE'S GOT A BOMB!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# do you reckon westwood gets many bookings in tel aviv?
tim westwood is 46.

100% of FACT.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# i have no clue who he is

which probably explains anything that needs explaining
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# eep!
was better off not knowing
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I think you'll find it's 1338!
I'm a patron, but too busy too b3ta and too poor to get a polar bear.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i'm looking forward to my
8374th post
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# How the fuck did you do that...
I almost lost my job doing over 1k but 8k... are you real?!?!?!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# no shark helicopter or bridge, so, no i'm not real
but better than that, i'm in college.

edit - and there are more that are much higher than i am
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Thats insane...
Half of my life is b3ta... and I'm no where near!!! I'm flabergasted!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I'll hit 14,000 this month some time
and that's not the half of it.

www.b3ta.com/board_stats
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Honestly, how
do you find the time, do you get paid to b3ta?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Basically, yes.
That, and I talk ALOT of shit on here.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Isn't everyone?
i'm a long way off, and I hope i never get to my 604753rd post
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# i think you mean 904753
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Fatboy Slim Shady
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# that looks like
a young Will Self.

A bit.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I was just about to say that.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I'm saving you the effort of typing.
I'm nice like that.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# nice random quote
on the board stats!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Fnord's and munkt0n's are
really rather nice too

/edit and Tedmus's and Baz's should be reversed
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# It is rather isn't it?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# mine's the same as pep's.
great minds etc.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Have I really posted over 100 deleted messages
Wow.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Has he signed
for Chelsea yet?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)

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