
Signed,
Geoff the Bothersome American
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Geoff the Bothersome American

i thought they were British talk show geeks or something.
sorry if I offended anyone.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:52,
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sorry if I offended anyone.

Straight to hell for you young man!
EDIT: Nobody else get this? Put it this way, it's up there with that napalmed kid in terms of offensive subject matter.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:44,
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EDIT: Nobody else get this? Put it this way, it's up there with that napalmed kid in terms of offensive subject matter.

The tree makes the picture.
Well, no, but I had to fill that space with something!

I couldn't think of anything for him to protest, so I just typed something random.
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of something i was trying and ended up rather crappy. so what.

i know this isnt a done fing but.......my wife has a yahoo acount with some pics....thought you lot might want to fanny about with them...she would lol...:)
uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/sevenovnineuk/lst?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.order=&.view=l&.src=bc&.done=http%3a//uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/
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uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/sevenovnineuk/lst?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.order=&.view=l&.src=bc&.done=http%3a//uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/

it used to be somthing eles but she changed it
i have some of her if there are any good ones..dont tell her though...im bad...heheheheehheehehohohohHAHAHAAH
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i have some of her if there are any good ones..dont tell her though...im bad...heheheheehheehehohohohHAHAHAAH

your spelling has quisted my head
you mean you have naked pics of you wife?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:32,
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you mean you have naked pics of you wife?

but not on pc
there on a cd marked beatles 69...so the kid dont try it out....ouch could mess him up 4 life
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34,
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there on a cd marked beatles 69...so the kid dont try it out....ouch could mess him up 4 life

Know what I mean?...EH!, EH!!!....
*wink wink nudge nudge*
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:43,
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*wink wink nudge nudge*

I feel like you would find this quite usefull/funny etc...
Could you add pics of the little tykes, please.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:32,
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Could you add pics of the little tykes, please.

but we a) dont' go photoshopping a whole photo gallery or b) send pictures to said person without knowing who they are.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:33,
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his picture was on the nightstand.
proof enough?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:31,
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proof enough?

she was rather accomodating
*slaps self for nasty comment
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34,
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*slaps self for nasty comment

that she was rather accomodating in the lubrication/ease of penetration
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:40,
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pics from that gallery on here last night - but got flamed to hell for it cos they were trolling.
us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/80edba5e/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/__hr_lee_in_underwear_005.jpg?bfsk3e_ATSs.nvcV
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us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/80edba5e/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/__hr_lee_in_underwear_005.jpg?bfsk3e_ATSs.nvcV

face are long, his eyes are keen.
He got stubby likkle ears, though.
Nice pic n'nall vatt. Woo!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:20,
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He got stubby likkle ears, though.
Nice pic n'nall vatt. Woo!

something mumble mumble retort to statement
brain porridge
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:24,
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brain porridge

cos, y'know I had been wondering.
He's been looking tired recently and all...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:28,
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He's been looking tired recently and all...

And remind him to bring that pint of milk when yer done with him.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:35,
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Bien. Or summink.
I've been to Cuba and got robbed and stuff...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:25,
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I've been to Cuba and got robbed and stuff...

I'm looking forward to my breakfast already... might want to go to bed first!
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it always goes so well with what you say.
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every time i read his posts i dont know if he is telling the truth, or lying! :O
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..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!..GOOD PIC, NO BAD!ARRRGH! :)
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I have just made the splash page for my portfolio site, any comments on it would be nice...

you done some good posts recently!
righty, night all, up in 5.5 hours....
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08,
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righty, night all, up in 5.5 hours....

Done some good posts recently?
www.zyk0tik.com/movies/beer.wmv
nevar!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12,
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www.zyk0tik.com/movies/beer.wmv
nevar!

it's a whole flash app. i dont think it's *cough*kazaa*cough* free though...
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do a google on it for more info but,
1. its not a flash plugin, its either a 'flash-powered' standalone package, or a plugin for 3ds max
2. it costs £100 (for an 8MB file!)
3. its free on kazaa, but expect a queue
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1. its not a flash plugin, its either a 'flash-powered' standalone package, or a plugin for 3ds max
2. it costs £100 (for an 8MB file!)
3. its free on kazaa, but expect a queue

1) don't have either of those, so it wouldn't be of use
2) no way in hell i'm paying for somehting like that.
3) i don't use kazaa anyway.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:09,
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2) no way in hell i'm paying for somehting like that.
3) i don't use kazaa anyway.

say, photoshop, that someone else downloaded from kazaa and burned to cd for me? i am insulted! and no it's not sitting 5 feet away from me in a box. and its not a brown box.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14,
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I hear the next version of Adobe Photoshop (now called Photoshop CS) will have an activation like Windows XP has.
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macromedia mx 2004 suite?
t'was cracked in 2 days that.
i think photoshop should not be a problem
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17,
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t'was cracked in 2 days that.
i think photoshop should not be a problem

god no, the cracks were up on kazaa the weekend after the launch...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23,
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if they had a vew different versions out there with different activation algorhythms, and set up so that if you used the wrong crack, it would disable its' ever being used on your harddrive?
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cracking mx 2004 was easy, only two files to copy and no launchers!
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cos my copy of 3ds max is a bag of wank.
it integrates REALLY well with flash mx
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05,
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it integrates REALLY well with flash mx

YOUR copy of 3DS MAX is wank, all the copies are :) gey Maya or Lightwave, come play with the big boys of 3d :D
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that doesn't render with a sodding watermark!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12,
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and I'm doing Maya at uni this year... I don't think they'' appreciate watermarked coursework!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17,
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*bullies MSN into life*
/edit - done it, my screen name is Rob at the moment
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:22,
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/edit - done it, my screen name is Rob at the moment

lightwave only works at uni, and maya justs annoys me for some reason. 3ds max works fine on my machine but i have to reboot to close it.
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if you got the tutorials and stuff you'd love it more than life itself. Lightwave is a bit excellent, but 2nd to maya, 3DS Max falls about 50th place of 3D Apps, right behind Milkshape :D!:D!
Although if you make models for games, it's a good app to have.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11,
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Although if you make models for games, it's a good app to have.

i like cel-shaded style 3d things at the moment, and swift 3d has a render output preset for such a task. 3ds max is a good tool to learn in anyway
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maya is so much easier! and so much more advanced! and has such amazing cel shader plugins!
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i am working on:
5 projects for my uni, in:
PHP, SQL, ASP.NET, CSS, XML, WML, Lotus Notes and Photoshop. My head fucking kills and feels like its ready to explode. last week i typed an asp.net script into lotus notes and mashed the whole notes server up for an hour...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:21,
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5 projects for my uni, in:
PHP, SQL, ASP.NET, CSS, XML, WML, Lotus Notes and Photoshop. My head fucking kills and feels like its ready to explode. last week i typed an asp.net script into lotus notes and mashed the whole notes server up for an hour...

but it went a bit arse.
tihnking of adding a pack of fags to the lip of it
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11,
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tihnking of adding a pack of fags to the lip of it

me like, but have some tiny tiny niggles
The text on the the left hand side (css compatible and all that), has no margin bewteen it and the wall but the text on the right (militia design, Enter) has about a 4 pixel margin. Dunno if it matters but i grated with me.
Also the text at the very bottom right of screen (copyright i think) I couldn't read unless i highlighted it. The colours are too close (on my monitor) and the text is too small (perhaps my res is too high).
Hope this is consturctive, it's still a hell of a lot beter then i could ever do!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:11,
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The text on the the left hand side (css compatible and all that), has no margin bewteen it and the wall but the text on the right (militia design, Enter) has about a 4 pixel margin. Dunno if it matters but i grated with me.
Also the text at the very bottom right of screen (copyright i think) I couldn't read unless i highlighted it. The colours are too close (on my monitor) and the text is too small (perhaps my res is too high).
Hope this is consturctive, it's still a hell of a lot beter then i could ever do!

it shows up fine on my machine, but i shall double check it at work both on a windows, mac and redhat machine just in case. i'm still quite proud the splash page has a google importance of 4/10 before i even opened it
edit: see what you mean about the margins, will fix tomorrow!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13,
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edit: see what you mean about the margins, will fix tomorrow!

This is what I'd do if it were mine:
Add an invisible button over the 'enter' button; so the mouse rollover action occurs when the cursor enters the vicinity of the enter text, not directly on top of. I believe it provides a cleaner look.
What did you build the 3d in? Swift?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13,
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Add an invisible button over the 'enter' button; so the mouse rollover action occurs when the cursor enters the vicinity of the enter text, not directly on top of. I believe it provides a cleaner look.
What did you build the 3d in? Swift?

thanks for the tip.
i cobbled everything but the 3d together in about 10 minutes, so it will look a little rough
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:18,
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i cobbled everything but the 3d together in about 10 minutes, so it will look a little rough

make sure you test this animation on as many processor speeds as possible. I have in the past experienced 'castastropic depression' as I realized the animation I just spent 4 hours building will not function on any machine but mine.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23,
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by a 3d vet. at the uni, that a 60fps file will work fine under any machine, as flash mx automatically reduces the frame rate to cater for the machine. since the file is (relatively) small, this should not be a problem.
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Did you know domo actually comes from an egg?
that's today's useless fact
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00,
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that's today's useless fact

was, it says so on his website. you need to know japanese though :)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05,
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i was being serious, i already did know.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07,
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I apply the special pants on fire rule in this contest
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:08,
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if you go to fnord's profile he has domo darko in there, which is Gary Jules' Mad workd played to fitting clips of Domo Cartoons. one of the first ones in there is him hatching from an egg.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12,
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fnord is actually a man.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13,
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he is now a nomad, wandering the world in search of b3tans..
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:17,
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/believing pants
I've seen siad veedo, it is rather woo
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:13,
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I've seen siad veedo, it is rather woo

because if you'd got it you'd have seen that it was shit.
i saw some comedy tonight. one of my favourite lines was, "if the dog's wagging, is it still rape?"
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:14,
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i saw some comedy tonight. one of my favourite lines was, "if the dog's wagging, is it still rape?"

ewwwwww. i don't think it does. unless its under 18 in dog years, which is like 1 human year
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:16,
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the source movies for domo darko for example.
They are acer than ace.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:12,
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They are acer than ace.

my host changed servers this past week, they say everything needs to propagate or some such so some see it, some won't I guess. sorry. grrrr
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:23,
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I just noticed that the page linked to the svenno picture has a link to b3ta on it.
Whats going on there?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01,
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Whats going on there?

svenno is real.
Svenno is real.
Svenno
Is Real.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:07,
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Svenno is real.
Svenno
Is Real.

Probably a small child's leg

of Contact Lenses, does anyone have crazy special effect contact lenses? If so, pics please? wanna see how good they look.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59,
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There were only four of us, be we enjoyed ourselves.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:59,
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i think i'll have the rest for lunch tomorrow.
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stop taking this piss :P
was just wondering if anyone else had special effects contacts... want to know how good quality they are...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:02,
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was just wondering if anyone else had special effects contacts... want to know how good quality they are...

it was sniffing around some flowers, and then it came and looked through the window and miaowed at me.
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Good on you boys. Hope to see pics tomorrow.
/really going to bed now
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:00,
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/really going to bed now

after I'd made that pic I realised how much he/she really does look like my mother..
but enough about my childhood.
(at least I got my father's looks!)
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but enough about my childhood.
(at least I got my father's looks!)

DON'T BE SO RUDE! I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE, AND THEN YOU JUST BLOW ME OFF!
you jerk!
*runs of crying*
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55,
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you jerk!
*runs of crying*

with women it works both ways. see, they can PRETEND they are talking straight, yet really their not, if you do what they say, they can go nuts at you, if you dont, they can get nuts at you for doing what they didnt say.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:57,
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your'e pretty nice, you know?
...
SHUT UP!!!
*runs off crying*
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:01,
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...
SHUT UP!!!
*runs off crying*

go, "ok then", and carry on as if they were.
they fucking HATE that.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:05,
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they fucking HATE that.

area of a forum (hence the redex to you non-members) and i thought it was funny :)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49,
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I can see it
I just thought that due to the the tapering perspective, it might have been...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50,
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I just thought that due to the the tapering perspective, it might have been...

and I'm very tired
a massage from chump manbear would seem appealing right now
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53,
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a massage from chump manbear would seem appealing right now

chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump! chump!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:57,
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i just realised it said "i want to have sex with you" lol :) bugger, i thought it just said "i want to have sex" :D
ignore the offer :P
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55,
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ignore the offer :P

I think it was an email from whenever the internet started.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50,
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is to print out 5 year old viral e-mail, scan it, then post it on b3ta.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50,
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svenno, where did he come from? who is he? does he know he's famous, could we get him along to a b3ta meet up? How old is he know. yadda yadda. etc etc, ....... i'm just interested and if this info exists can someone point me in the right direction please
Pete
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:42,
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Pete

Oh, and another question, its not in the FAQ - how do "they" know that it was me who just donated money to b3ta? (all I want is my icon)
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he's online at least every couple of months
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54,
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I think he's American... but I could be wrong!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43,
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any idea where the original photo came from or who found it? I know seem to have a scary obsession with this
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and you've gone on to become rich and powerful, and have come here to find out why we abused your childhood picture, in which you were so proud, and to shut us down?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53,
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they said
"it's not for sale".
boobiejuice! :(
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:54,
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"it's not for sale".
boobiejuice! :(

I've looked for it too, but I guess that's that.
I'll have to make do with some local costume hire.. ring 'em all up and ask "do you have Chump Manbear?"
..and 25 euro just for the teeth!
pshaw.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:57,
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I'll have to make do with some local costume hire.. ring 'em all up and ask "do you have Chump Manbear?"
..and 25 euro just for the teeth!
pshaw.

he thinks they're so expensive because they have to kill lots of Chumps to get the teeth...
It's a sobering thought.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58,
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It's a sobering thought.

what will yours be, menub?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:15,
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here he is in a picture, all proud of himself for having his photo taken, but all anyone does is make fun of him. it's almost enough to make me cry.
/really emotional
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48,
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/really emotional

like a first-day-at-school type pic.
I can't go into more detail without revisiting my childhood (see above).
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:58,
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I can't go into more detail without revisiting my childhood (see above).

I ran that page through babelfish once and the Japanese text is all about engineering supplies..
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49,
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he's just the kid in the picture that someone found? Dunno if anyone knows any more about him.
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He probably gets laid more than you ;)
Anyhow, enough of this bollocks. Your all gay, and I'm off to bed.
Cock off b3ta.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44,
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Anyhow, enough of this bollocks. Your all gay, and I'm off to bed.
Cock off b3ta.

Didnt even have a proper drive by...
It was a cycle by.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:53,
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It was a cycle by.

(an amish drive-by.)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:55,
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tim westwood is 46.
100% of FACT.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43,
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100% of FACT.

which probably explains anything that needs explaining

I'm a patron, but too busy too b3ta and too poor to get a polar bear.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41,
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I almost lost my job doing over 1k but 8k... are you real?!?!?!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:44,
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but better than that, i'm in college.
edit - and there are more that are much higher than i am
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45,
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edit - and there are more that are much higher than i am
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/

Half of my life is b3ta... and I'm no where near!!! I'm flabergasted!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:50,
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and that's not the half of it.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:56,
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www.b3ta.com/board_stats

i'm a long way off, and I hope i never get to my 604753rd post
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45,
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really rather nice too
/edit and Tedmus's and Baz's should be reversed
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45,
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/edit and Tedmus's and Baz's should be reversed
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