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# Evenin poeple!
In an American B-Movie style film, the only hope for the survival of mankind are 2 men, a transvetite and a crazy talking professor. See it all here
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# spunt
edit: add an image to it and might be persuaded to click the link.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
# i don't like links where i can't see where they go
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
# especially
when the words 'B-movie' and 'transvestite' are merged together.

you can almost imagine the home grown rocky horror remake...

*shudder*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)
# i try not to
i'm one of the 5 people on the planet who hates the original.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)
# i'm number 4
it's a load of shite
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)
# never said I liked it
just that this would be worsererer
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yeah
i was kind of agreeing with you
in my own special way
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)
# It is shite
But It was fun in the making! and I thought stupidly allright shite!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:53, archived)
# i've never
seen it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:49, archived)
# off you cock,
sonny
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha
that's shite, but in a good way!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Ack!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# How bizarre
.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Looks good, but . . .
You could have filmed it a bit better.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:54, archived)
# woo

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Yay
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
# It that...
...a goat's cradle?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] do you like this?


then you'll love this

www.fiftyandhalifax.com
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# why is that a compo entry?
edit:
like the site amigo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# it's dancing.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# a dancing compo entry
:/
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Dancing challenge.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# blimey
only, what, 3 weeks late then?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# ah!
ignore earlier post and impatience
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Delete the first.
Shave a badger.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# did you do all that?
if so woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# that's great
nice site too.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)
#

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# eggy
eggy eggy oi oi oi!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The cost of webpage designers and programmers was rising, so Microsoft and b3ta had to employ newbies

not that b3ta and Microsoft are connected. In any way. I hope.

Grouphug.us --
016339886 I cheat on my g/f in the sims online at least 3 times a day with other sims what a sad bastard
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# well done
bit late though.
wooanyway
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# bit late?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# been done
a couple of times. is all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)
# oh
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# hooray
for equal opportunity employers!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# hehe
budget b3ta
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Domo Poohs and his Dancing Teeth
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# hehe
that made me laugh.
thank you!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# that is nice!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# It needs a wurlitzer organ accompaniment!
Woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# thats such a good idea.
it would be (even more) fantastic then
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# agh
that matches perfectly with the song Winamp just picked
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# it matches any song!
domo has perfect rythmn!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)
# ooh
watch those teeth go
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# a day in the life of...

I appologise for the shitness
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)
# yay!
well done dan!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Mwa ha ha!
That's me, that is!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# aww bless
it's really not that hard to put a duvet cover on though.
also I thought that yellow squiggle down his shirt was the reason he's washing his bedclothes... :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# lol, no its
just for effect.
Quite what effect I don't know.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)
# terribly exciting.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# and
terrible acting
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# woo!
i can empathise with dan there. i hate putting duvey covers on. i have to have the duvet right up to the top of the cover, having excess material at the top really pisses me off
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# i've just put our winter duvet on
and it's slightly too big for the cover

and that is really annoying too
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# oh yes. grrr.
actually, are you sure its the right way round? it might fit if you rotate it 90 degrees
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# nah
it is right, the stitching runs lengthways.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I cheat
I put the top corners of the duvet into the top corners of the duvet cover, and then use hairbands to hold the corners in place while i get the rest of the duvet into the cover.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Blimey
I just put the top corners in, shake it up and down and then tuck the bottom corners in.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# maybe you have better reach than me
cos I find it very difficult with a double duvet. Single I can manage without, but double is just too big for little me.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# awww
i'll come and help! ;-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Ah
single duvet here :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# i climb in
and do it from inside
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# oooh, that sounds like fun
i might try that some day
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# get in the cover
pull the duvet in with you
hold the duvet into the corners of the cover, above you head, crucifix-style
fall forwards onto the bed,
crawl out backwards
do up the cover
hey presto!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I tried that as a kid
mum wasn't very impressed that I tore a duvet cover.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)
# i do grab it and shake it down
but somehow i can never get it to my satisfaction
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# i sleep in a hedge
using sticks and leaves for warmth.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Good
you won't mind sleeping in my garden then! ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# if it's going to be a hedge,
i might as well just find one nearer.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# a wannabe-hodgeheg!
yey!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i'd love to be a hodgeheg.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:56, archived)
# you could have used
seperate layers, rather than rubbing out.

It'd have made it easier to understand :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# ill have you know
i did.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# how odd
cos that's the effect i'm seeing. Ach, well, ne'er mind
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# that am
woo indeed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Awwww


You just can't hate Little Bill
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)
# erm...
what, or whom, is little bill?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i have no clue
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)
# He's the star
of the world's worst cartoon
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I've never seen him
in Pokemon
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)
# badum
tish
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)
# little willy.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)
# are you owning up?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# it is true,
i have a little willy.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# you know that it's illegal to keep whales in fishtanks don't you?
you should be ashamed of yourself
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)
# it's legal in wales.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# philistines
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# it's true.
we don't even have electricity here yet.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
# You can tell
you don't have ickle kids or ickle nieces and nephews

Little Bill
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# my son
is 6 months old...we watch boobah
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# My flatmate did an impression of a Boobah yesterday...
funniest thing I have seen in a long time!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# booobaaah booobaaah booobaaah booooo.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# She was making all the fart noises as well!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# heeheheheee.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Don't you
watch nick jnr?

I do,and I don't have kids :o)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Nick Junior
is very good.
And Cbeebies isn't bad.
Though both have worsened since a few years ago.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# that is
cos you possibly have grown up?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Its a sad day
if she has :(

This b3ta FFS!!

How can anyone here grow up?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)
# [pedant ] "what or
who", not whom. sorry
[/pedant]
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I know
I did it on purpose
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Value "Condoms"


Inspired by something my grandmother once suggested to me...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)
# She suggested you use
coins as contraceptives?!?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Read
the directions?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)
# so..
your grandma suggested you put a coin between your knees?
That makes me laugh
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)
# it's one of those things
with me it was a comment I heard my dad make to my older half sister. I didn't understand it till I was about 15 though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Oh now I see
didn't know you were a lady at first!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)
# for men, it's
"sit under a tree"

...i think
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Ah, that's where I've been going wrong...
and would explain why I've got 13 children!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I
never did trust the advice

Esp after my sister pointed out you could hold the penny and bend over...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# no!
That's a cure for sea sickness...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# so it is so it is.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)
#






So, the minx is back..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)
#
aye
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Where abouts are you from?
I have vague 'Scotish feelings' for some reason!

If that's true, then a Scots tan would be 'everso slightly blue...almost getting to white..'

Probably wrong though!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Sunderland
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Ah well!
I was right with my being wrong.

50/50!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:26, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:24, archived)
# excellent!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:25, archived)
# MMMMM.............boner
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Mmmm
skull fuck!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Oh jeeeez!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:23, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# A completely UNALTERED picture of my "goatse conker"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Have you got a photo
that isn't blurry?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)
# my digital camera is shit,
sorry, no
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# It's good enough
to read "degauss" on your monitor.. perhaps you are too close!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Group Hug threadjack....
298949362 - My friend likes Abba, and I tell him that's okay.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)
# it's more than okay
really.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I'm wearing two of my birthday presents
;¬)


(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)
# take a picture
for the board?
;)

I just made chocolate fridge cake!
With minimal help!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)
# well done!
i would take a picture but i don't think i can fit the helmet in
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# i think
i should have used milk chocolate. And less nuts. But it's the first time I've made food in ages so I'm understandably proud. Possibly.

Just stand back a little!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)
# as long as you save me some
i'm really hungry and these pants smell great.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)
# it's actually really really good.
I might practice making it and bring some to the next bash. Or to Manchester, that'd make more sense. Though it wouldn't last the journey..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)
# He he!!!
Did you like my front page....?




/runs
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)
# well
i liked the use of him, but not the message i think it was trying to portray..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)
# You are so right.
I do apologise.






'leader' was to strong a word to use...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)
# i've been adding silly ones.
not all get through though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# i can't even see the conker
just a blurred blob
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# seconded
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)
# i can see jesus!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Is he cleaning
your windows?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# i can see my fingernail!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I can see
my house from here!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)
# i can see your house from here too.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Is he
hiding behind the brown blob?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Sorry, I clicked there
but still don't see it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# It looks more like
Mother Teresa to me

ah, Conkers...one of the rapidly dying out childhood passtimes
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# you'll never be a photographer
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Yes.....
... that's perfectly clear.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# And with glasses on
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)
# hmmm
The lass and me were discussing piccies that could get me damned to Hull for all eternity. this was the upshot...




Off I go, then.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)
# say hello to einstein for me
toodles
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# mr smug
isn't used enough
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)
# i agree
.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# isn't that one of the original quo meme pics?
/flap of mexican brown
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Napalm
Smells good in Tot'Nam
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Yep that should do it
Afternoon people
*smiles and waves at the assembled multitudes*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Hello...
*waves back*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Parts cheeks.....
.....And farts like Bernard Manning
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hello!
*wave*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Hey...she's fit....
...Oh! carriage for me as well!!!!





now that was too sick
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# hang on...
I'll just shift my bag and you can sit opposite me on the way...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)
# pffffttttt!
I love your name...


Anyway...can I bring my copies of Choir boy weakly.... (I know how I spelt it...)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Denoting possession.....
.... so it is correct....

www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I thank you!
What a damn fine page. good for those 'blonde' moments.

Cheers
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Afternoon folks!


Woo and hyoooooge thanks to Jiva and Munkt0n for putting up with us lot last night!

Okay, okay - I'm sorting the pix now alright!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)
# and where
are the pictures?
Mr I'm going to leave really early.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# And
not drink.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# aww
you are forgiven :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# woo!
i'm still suffering but smoking my way through it.
yes we want pictures NOW! ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# And it's a photo finish.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Eggsellent!
wyh!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)
# lovely
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
nice one!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# egg-sellent = )
woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# who was first ?
the egg or the hen ?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget Bandwagon

Leap on board or get run over by it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# couldn't I simply
avoid it?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ahahaha!
nice!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)
# doh!
woo = )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# the second part in tv crime solving medical celebrities dancing....
"the quincy"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# yes!
he looks just ready to launch into one of the passionate speeches about how someone needs to stop being so nasty and corrupt!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# me and trev were watching it
and trying to find a point in the episode where he was actually happy
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# At the end of every episode...
...when the case has been solved and him and all his buddies are in the bar.

It's always emotional.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# yes, but not always happy
happier perhaps.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# did you succeed?
I'd have dismissed it as a pointless task meself...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# but he is gorgeous.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# He wears a wig you know...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha!
what a spacker!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# almost forgot
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# woo!
flash?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# eugh,
i only do it for the ladies
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# oohhhhh............
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# go daddio.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Tsk,, Quincy only solved crimes because he had that robot sidekick that could see into the future.
Anyway woo yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Salary cuts
led to a new breed of Mp's in the House Of Very Commons.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# The Right Honorable Gentleman......
....Is only smoking a fag!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] i know its shit but
fuck it. i'm still new at this.
and hung over.

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# BANZAI!
Only 5 Dorrah!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Always wear one..
for safety!

it's a....

Sutble?! Probably not.

It's Sunday and I'm working, so apologies for the lack of effort or hummus!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Johnny
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Does it work for....
...one ball only?
I would like to try it out on Zoe!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I'm not sure
it would fit her.

Edit: Or have you named yours? In which case, what's the other one called? No... wait.. I really don't want to know!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I would....
...Or die trying!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

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