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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Q is looking rather like a mong.
most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# For the new insults
A lad at my school used to call people "borstalheads" and "fucking pilgrims"..
I still use "fucking pilgrims" and "spakmong".
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# arseclown
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Wanktoss is a good one I had
As in "You stupid fucking wanktoss"

We also have the hillarious joke racism, which is actually very funny if you hear us (but gets us very hate filled looks...)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# some of my best friends
are racist.






And my brother is married to a coloured. So I can't be racist can I????
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Hey, clown!
Turn that frown upside down!

He's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Thanks...
It's a self portrait.
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's classed as racism to call someone "a coloured".
It's P.C. to call black people "black".
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# eeeerrrrr yes.
I was taking the piss of the post above me.


my brother's not even married ........
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# crikey fuckballs
or fuck my best badger
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# that made me
think of the joke about the black man's cock from the office
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I still love
The one that won the KKK contest.

"Excuse me, I believe you wanted to be hung like a black man?"

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# thank
you
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# dont we all
or dont we all already...
(ApertureJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# tell the newsletter editor, he's called rob.
we(i) don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# fucking pilgrims?
did anyone thus insulted care to ask him why?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# no
although I guess you could argue to use it for those that blindly follow like sheep. But -borstalhead - that's stumped me for years.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# slightly more logical though
like "a touch of the council" and "mouth-breather"
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaah
that's good. I also enjoy "oxygen thief"
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# twattyfuckface
leaves no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I've always used cuntfish
usually gets the job done
(ejolleys, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah!


More Photoshopped Pics here

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I say
That's filthy. Good but filthy.
Was that a sneaky edit to make it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Precious Preview
Preview is our friend
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# i can't see what you've done? is it even edited?
hahah! woo! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# most woosome!
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# MUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# The rugger world cup
old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# oh, rugby........
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# bah
England Vs Wales on ITV now

The welsh will win! I'm being optimistic
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!!!
Were gonna whip yer ass!



Boyo!
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Nope.
Nope nope.

EDIT:maybe you could email this over to them afterwards, just to make them feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Nope
I don't know much about rugby, but I know that you don't have a chance.
EDIT: Look at Jones at the back, looks like a cross between Rory McGrath and Johnny Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# LOL
Looking at teh team, I sniggerd at the name Cockbain!


/childish!
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# ARF!
I only saw the fatbloke, that's the best comic sporting name since Paul Dikov
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Arse
I forgot to ad Mark Hunt to the stupid names, my mum had to phone him (apparently he works very high up at the Bank Of England or something) but luckily I didn't tell her why I was laughing till she hung up
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# oh, before I forget
Sidoli Makes Ice Creams

*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# nah
no
('Andeh', Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Why can't the rugby world cup just fuck off out of my country.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# an aussie
that doesn't like rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# More specifically
an Aussie that doesn't like Rugby Union.

League, on the other hand...
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# ...is a game for tossers.
Union rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Coming in here,
stealing your jobs, taking your women...

/Australian Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
#
www.dailytelegraph.com.au
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Surely you mean sheep
/xenophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# The Kiwis are the ones with the sheep
/stereotyping
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Australians
are to ugly to pull them, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Yes,
so instead we go for the English backpackers who find their way over here.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Is that
before or after you set them on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Depends if they're drunk enough to get into bed or not.
Same as the sheep actually, although they hold their alcohol better.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Arf
Touché!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
so true, I live in a part of london that has more aussies and kiwi's than English Folk.
100's of the backpacking buggers in one house
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Some people just like the rain!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# hehe
using up all the country's ralgex...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Charvis seems to be
a magical giant
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# AHEM - ENGLAND 3-0 WALES
Aye thank you
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# yeah
only cuz the ref is a cheating irish fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# My new girlfriend.

God I'm lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# That is so
amazingly brilliant!
Huzzah for originality!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# is she
a goer?

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# where are the orifices?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# looks like a right goer
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Join the club
But at least you're channeling it into something extremely woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# How does she smell?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Like flowers and WD-40
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# oooh big hands
nice pic:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Yay! A new post!
And it's excellent! Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Jesus
I just found this. Was it made by a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# hehehehe
I'd not seen that before.

but probably
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# oh, and
parp
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)
# toot
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# honk
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Repost war!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Arf!
Since everyone else is at it...

God, I really suck at this photoshopping lark...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# No you don't
that's fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Then how do you explain the shitness?
And your name sounds like something from a Dilbert comic, explain?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# low
self-esteem?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Probably
But look at the ends of the didgerydosaber and the very poor cropping around his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# but with such good tagline
the 'shopping only needs to minimally illustrate your point in this case
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, that's true
But for times when I can't think of anything funny, I need to be able to do the subtle animal headswop and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Well
the idea is fantastic and (presumably) you made it yourself - that's what b3ta should be all about really.

As for my name - I bought a new toy last week, but the supplied software doesn't support the device on my computer and I'm struggling to get iTunes to believe it has the right plug-in.

Right, the rugger's gonna start soon - catch you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# the kitten
is used by b3tan's but not sure if it was made by one
looks like it though
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# By b3tan's but?
I talk out my arse but didn't know I could photoshop with it too..
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# its one of those
days when what i say is taken out of context (see post further down about HP's itchy chicken pox)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah, I saw
I started reading but stopped halfway down because looking at posts that died three to four hours ago depresses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Heheh...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I don't know for sure
but I'd reckon it's very likely indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# morning cobber
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# morning gramps
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)
# been up since 6
thebearcub is trying to set a new record for drinking milk
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# ahhh
aern't early mornings part of the joys of parenthood?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Doesn't matter
it's the first piss yourself laughing moment of the day!
mornin all
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# My dad's been in the bathroom since I woke up
This is very annoying as I really need a shit and I've been up for nearly an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# maybe he's
having a shit
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Tee hee hee
That's most, most ace!

No idea if it's a b3tan job, but that cat is popular across the infernaweb, so who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Pea roast from the small wee hours
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Is that Marlo Thomas
of 'That Girl' fame?
(mrfalafel, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Dunno
I knew she took 4 layers though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# That'll be her
make-up?
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# legs, body, head and tray
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# aaaah
*tries to resist saying 'mushroom'*

Mu- M- M- MASHROMM
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# rofl
woo tastic and worth a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I'll have
5 please. Can you oil 'em up?
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# this was the last pic i saw last night
and the first this morning

that has confused me no end
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# tw cuz nobodys on....
The Octopus Joke

A man walks into a pub carrying his pet octopus with him. When he buys a drink the barman is naturally very surprised and comments that he cannot remember the last time there was an octopus in the pub.

"Ah," says the man with the octopus, "But this is no ordinary octopus."

"Really," says the barman, "what's so special about it then?"

"This octopus is a musical genius," says the octopus' owner, "He can play any musical instrument you care to name brilliantly."

"Bollocks," said the barman.

"OK," said the octopus' owner, "I bet you one hundred pounds that you cannot find an instrument which he can't play superbly."

"Done."

As it happened there was a band in the pub that night so the barman goes over them and borrows an electric guitar. He gives it to the octopus and the octopus starts ripping away on it like the ghost of Brian Jones. Incredible virtuoso display of blues guitar.

"Bloody hell," said the barman, and goes off to borrow a saxophone. The octopus plays this too like a true genius, the best jazz saxophone anyone had ever heard.

"Looks like you're going to owe me a hundred quid," says the octopus' owner smugly.

But the barman was very cunning. He was Scottish and disappeared off into the back of the pub to find his bagpipes. he gave them to the octopus who perused them slightly, apparently puzzled.

"Hah," cries the barman to the octopus owner, "you owe me a hundred quid."

Concerned the octopus owner goes up to the octopus and says, "Come on what's the matter, aren't you going to play this thing - you could cost me a hundred quid."

"No," says the octopus, "I'm not going to play it, I'm going to shag it once I work out how to get the cute tartan pyjamas off."

(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:57, archived)
# Ha!
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)
# Chortle?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:01, archived)
# I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:32, archived)
# Excuse me
but can you please fix that post down below that fucks up the board.

It's not funny, it's just annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# I think that they're long gone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# oh well
I can't say that's bad news
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# hehehehe :)
harsh, but fair. as always
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Old potroast.

Can you believe I made this entirely in MGI Photosuite? No AA, no blur, just 5ki11z.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)
# Same with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:47, archived)
# I'm an arrogant bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# And as you can see, nobody gives a shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:01, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# how's this

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# A bit acidic,
but it has a lovely bouquet.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:12, archived)
# Well...
night for real this time

nice take on the series
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:20, archived)
# i say....
your all

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||     / /    \ \ \  \/  /
||  __ | |****| |  \    /
||__\ || |    | |   |  |
\_____|| |    | |   |  |
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|  ________  _________/
| |        ||
| |        | \
| |        |  \
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|_____________|





i sense...bandwagonage
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:45, archived)
# sorry....

 _______
|       |
| GOLF  |
| SALE  |
| -->   |
|_______|
   ||
   ||__0__
       |
      / \






(alexnessie \o/., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:51,

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	#
	 	Being Gay


	
You may get 'your' point across better if you took 'you are', drop the 'a' making 'you re', then adding a ' ' ' where the a should be.

Making the complete sentence 'You're all gay'

Don't mention it ;)





(watersedge, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:58,

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	#
	 	please


	
don't be serious





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:00,

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	#
	 	actually....


	
b3ta has proved that is actually really is "your all gay"..so cock off





(alexnessie \o/., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:13,

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	#
	 	I apolopies...


	
It appears I missed something. and am cocking of as I type.





(watersedge, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:19,

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	#
	 	A member of your vintage


	
surely knows of the infamous 'your all gay'?





(s0WmVHAwZgpG, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:18,

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	#
	 	Has anyone seen


	
my gay?





(I helped save b3ta! ein, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:23,

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	#
	 	[generic in-crowd rebuke]


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 7:27,

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	[challenge entry]
	 	It's a "sword", 007...


	

...Elven forged...chops...stabs...glows blue when there are SMERSH agents around.





(Gabbertoons, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:36,

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	#
	 	argh!


	
that's terribly wrong for some reason





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:37,

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	#
	 	what do you mean?


	
this was after Q gave him the time machine/dimension traveler.





(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:40,

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	#
	 	I mean that face instead of elijah wood...


	
it's just wrong and bad





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:41,

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	#
	 	damn...


	
Elijah wood freaks.





(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:44,

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	#
	 	nah


	
he's short and boyish and not my type at all.  but it's a pleasant face, unlike that one





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:46,

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	#
	 	Don't you mean


	
SPECTRE?





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:37,

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	#
	 	SMERSH


	
No, SMERSH.  It's in Flemming's "From Russia With Love" homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/bond/smersh.html





(Gabbertoons, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:46,

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	[challenge entry]
	 	A sardine Q?


	


No, James, Its a pen disguised as a sardine.





(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:31,

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	#
	 	is it supine then?


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:33,

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	#
	 	No, just salty.


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:35,

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	#
	 	oh well


	
time to stop fuxx0ring the board and go to bed.

night night peeps (might try this on the week-dayshift just to annoy them :P)





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:38,

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	#
	 	time for me to go buy water to drink


	
see who's ever up when i get back then... night night moose





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:39,

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	#
	 	Why ...


	
... has Q got a STOP sign growing out of his ear?





(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:06,

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	#
	 	Thats an image that has been copied from me


	
I added the stop sign





(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, 
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 13:58,

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	#
	 	A bit crap


	
but I'm going to post it anyway.
The meat pie was first created in Asia. 100% useless FACT.





(s0WmVHAwZgpG, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:19,

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	#
	 	Thats bloody scary


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:19,

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	#
	 	ARG


	
woo





(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:20,

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	#
	 	is it a ghost?


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:21,

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	#
	 	if its not, it sould be


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:21,

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	#
	 	It's the child of a meerkat and its cat lover.


	
Unfortunately, it was never born, so it haunts this rock.





(s0WmVHAwZgpG, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:22,

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	#
	 	there's jokes


	
but they're so obvious it's not worth typing

woo/rawr
oh so it's not a squirrel?





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:22,

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	#
	 	No,


	
it's not a squirrel :)





(s0WmVHAwZgpG, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:26,

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	#
	 	there go


	
all the jokes then





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:30,

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	#
	 	slightly different


	





(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:08,

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	#
	 	I think it should flap


	
and fly away





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:09,

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	#
	 	I agree


	
in fact, everything should





(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:10,

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	#
	 	it's a fork


	
woooo

Night Night all





(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:10,

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	#
	 	night


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:14,

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	#
	 	night


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:14,

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	#
	 	o i c


	
subtle, yet stunning.
prongy, yet sensual.
i like it





(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:10,

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	#
	 	TJ:


	
Is it just me or is the spazz totally borked tonight?





(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:11,

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	#
	 	the spazz's been borked


	
for a while now...





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:12,

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	#
	 	Where do you get your hummus from?


	
 





(s0WmVHAwZgpG, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:27,

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	#
	 	is anyone here?


	
 





(alexnessie \o/., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:05,

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	#
	 	I've just stumbled in from a party.


	
I think I may collapse soon.





(Astatine, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:05,

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	#
	 	make sure you don't collapse on the carpet.


	
we don't want to have to clean it tomorrow





(alexnessie \o/., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:07,

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	#
	 	lucky


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:07,

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	#
	 	I'm not


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:07,

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	#
	 	ok then


	
i won't say hi





(alexnessie \o/., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:07,

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	#
	 	no


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:07,

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	#
	 	nah mate


	
everyone's gone home





(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:07,

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	#
	 	b3ta IS home....


	
.....





(alexnessie \o/., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:08,

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	#
	 	nope


	
I've been out, watching a film and have since gone to bed (really ;)





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:10,

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	[challenge entry]
	 	Q is much to literal...


	





(siddy, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:40,

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	#
	 	what?


	
/coat





(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:41,

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	#
	 	hahahahaha!


	
woo!





(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:42,

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	#
	 	Scrod


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:49,

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	#
	 	Scrodhilda


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:52,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafong


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:53,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafonging


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:53,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafongingtron


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:53,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafongingtronmingpop


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:55,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafongingtronmingpopmoose


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:55,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafongingtronmingpopmoosedigeridude


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:57,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafongingtronmingpopmoosedigeridudecakehog


	
 





(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:03,

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	#
	 	Scrodhildafongingtronmingpopmoosedigeridudecakehogkittymeowmeow


	
/involuntary inclusion





(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 6:06,

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	#
	 	arf


	






(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., 
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:51,

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