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# Dreaming
(Fragger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Thats
no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# polar bears dream of being grizzly bears
why?

(woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# 'cause
grizzlies aren't so fucking cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# If only...
I were a grizzley bear instead of a polar bear.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# If only…
I were a polar bear rather than a grizzly bear.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# maybe...
with some freak scientific accident involving elctrodes and metal strainer hats we could swtich lives.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Or I could bleach myself?
And use lots of Grecian 2000 on you?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Strike a light!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I'd buy anything from
that man
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Even his missus?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
the one flaw in my statement and you pointed it out.

Why, Oh Why, Oh why, Oh why. Couldn't he be a bigamist with Kylie?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# rock!
hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Queen did a song called "Put out the fire"
that was written by Brian, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# fuck off you cockney twat.
as my grandma used to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Board
Stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Now that I like.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# if it was an elephant in a jar of formaldehyde doing that,
i would be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# May I jack this thread, please?
I apologise for jacking this woosome thread but I have a most bizarre request to make. A weird bizarre plea for help...

I need to get hold of 3 or 4 (or even more) sporks (heh a rhyme). Anyone know of a cheap UK-based supplier? I've googled my heart away and can't find any :-(
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Tried
www.sporksrus.co.uk ?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Lying scumbag!
I don't know why I even bothered clicking on that non-functional link. lol
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Sorry, spelling mistake
try again.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I poty da foo'
that is naive enough to not check URLs before clicking. :)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# nick them from a fast food joint...
trying to think who has them... if I see any in the next couple of days I'll pinch them and send the to you.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# If you do, my kind sir
I would be forever in your debt. TIA.


(Disclaimer: The aforementioned debt is strictly limitied to a likewise spork supply in times of emergency)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I'll see what I can do...
I go through a lot of airports... I reckon a spork's an airport kinda thing, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I would think so
I certainly don't remember seeing them anywhere around here. I'm startinhg to consider them an urban legend :D
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# what about a splade?
you can get splades

from sheffield..
(Clockwork, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# .
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Obey the owl, he speaks the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Argh!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# heee speeeeeeaaaaaakkkkkkkks the truuuuuuuuuuth
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# hmmm...
I dont see how you could deny him, nor mess with his guards.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# crossfader dominator on the crossfader
on the cross cross fa fa fader
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I
obay
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# that giveth
me the fear of owls!
I have to walk through a forest to get to work you know...there might be owls!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I was going to make
owltobots versus deceptiswans a while back, but I couldn't think of any decent names for them...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I no longer care for my little bro, Svenno...
That's enough of Svenno!!!
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# STOP: if you do that i'll bum rape you in your sleep
svenno rocks, let him be
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# k, lol sry
Dint mean to offend anyone :-P
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ROFL!!!!!!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# omg!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# huzzah
travel from the past
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# You
devious haxx0r
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# 1337
haxxor me man
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# MAYO????!??!??!??!?!!!!!!!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DO ALL OF YOU WANT?
STOP UTTERING MY NAME!
(Rolf Mayo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I'd like
a cheese and marmite sandwich please
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# half a pork pie
and a cheese and ketchup sarnie, oh and another beer
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# from the look of that
you've had enough sonny jim
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Beer is a powerful weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Go on, pull the trigger
it's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ummm
optimise?
(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# noooo you've caught my obsession from a few days ago... leave the optimisation go
incidentally, 14 year old girls really shouldn't have obsessions with vegetables, what would the neighbours say?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# probably...
where the hell did my carrots go.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Depends what the veg is
and what they do with it, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# oh well
as long as i dont have to clean it up.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Kill the
fat cunt.
Do it now.
I'll dig the hole to bury him.
Or we could throw him in the canal like in EastEnders
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# i want a threesome
with the white stripes.
is this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Only on a Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# that gives me three days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i wouldn't say no
so probably yes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I wonder
how old they are?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# i did know
i don't now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Meg yes,
but not that stupid bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# the bloke
has a stupid beard.
Edit: oh and hello again, haven't seen you on here since around bash time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Yarr!
I know, been back at my parents for a week, so not been faffing about here!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i seem to remember you mentioning it,
in my hung-over confused state.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Yep
well done for remembering!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hehe.
going to the manchester thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Erm
doubt it sadly, I think my lack of cash would see to that!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# this i agree with
...but then it wouldnt be a threesome
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# reminded me of classic punk rock album

(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# otters!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHH!
Its gonna blow!
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Blown by an otter?
What an unusual thought. Saved me a tenner though.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# That was a seal.
No, no. It's ice cream.

/penguin
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# SQUEEZE
your ferret.. SQUEEZE IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# schlup schlup schlup
pop... oh and all over my trousers too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# They love it really
They do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaron
pop it - you know you want to
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# POP GOES THE WEASEL!
well, a ferret is kinda like a weasel...
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# spong it baby
spong it haaaaaard
(toastercide, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# That Royal rumour - REVEALED
Former aide Michael Fawcett admitted to the press today that his face was slowly shrinking into the middle of his head/neck combination.

He blamed the situation on 'Years of flagrant Photoshop clone-brush abuse'.
*awaits Daily Mail frontpage*
(costas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# erm... topical
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I can't help thinking it would've been better
if I could've found a picture of Roger Mellie's producer Tom to Photoshop next to him.
(costas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Do we still use the term "gnops" round here?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I do
but not regularly due to the scarcity of them
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# a special gnops for you
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# heh heh
huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

GNOPS
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# After many years in the filthy 'online adult entertainment' industry
I can confirm that adding spong eyes to actresses never stops being amusing.
(costas, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# one up the bum,
add spong.

jobsa.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
small faces :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# look up!
not there...over a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# and because
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yay
its one of those points where parallel universes meet
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# reading.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yeah
in the alleycat carpark. i knew it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# as in books?
or as in "gateway to wales"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# gateway to wales?
it's "last stop before the Hellhole of Paddington"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# unless you stop at
maidenhead, burnham, taplow, slough, hayes and harlington, southall and ealing broadway of course. all horrible, horrible places.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# except taplow, because i was born there
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# classy
i realised something nice about slough the other day. then i forgot it, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# that it was a long way
from you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# possibly
aww phooey. i wish i could remember what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# it used to be home to atari?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ah!
so there's two good things about slough
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i was born in Chertsey.
and none of you fuckers care two hoots.
don't blame you either. i hear it's a shithole now.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Wycombe
is clearly the best shit-suburb of them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# i was born in carlisle
i doubt any of you have even been there... its ok in parts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I met somebody from Carlisle once.
Actually, it was two people.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I quite like Ealing.
My mate lives there and it's where I stay when I come to b3ta bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# photoshop has an ealing brush
it does
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Baddum...
...tish!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ealing is ok
it is home to the best coffee shop in the country. munsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# "Munson, why are you running away?"
"Get shot or go up in that thing? What's the difference?"
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Sorry, Flash Gordon quote.
What can I say, it's late and I've not been feeling well of late...
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# paddington is lovely.
the fact that it's bigger than cardiff shouldn't put you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ...
howstrange.com/gallery/paddington.jpg
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ah the ties that bind us all
(gumboots, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# oooh. purdy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ooh
lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# lovelyness
with chips
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yay a very nice pic
for me to finish my b3ta time for today, night night, don't let the big bugs with big pointy sharp horrible teeth grind you to a bloody pulp in the dead of night
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# pulp?
leave jarvis cocker out of this, he's a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i concur
though i like pul[
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# best username ever, by the way
you can't say it out loud without giggling
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# oh i say
that's raaather spiffing, old chap o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Very Australian!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# .
Made this when I originally intended to post on B3ta.



Magic Grow Effect
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yay
also, i apparently need something to play avi's

i have real player but all i can do is hear them but not see them
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# real alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# i think this new fangled DivX format has .avi extensions
so you'll need their special codec. i know before i downloaded the codec, i could hear DivX videos but not se them.

www.divx.com
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# ta
free trial :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# don't go for the trial
there is a 100% free codec, just well hidden.
it's a link button, not part of the download category columns
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# that's not the horribly packaged with
Gator thing is it?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# no gator in mine
it's just minimalist. they have a super-duper paid-for version, a mid-range version either paid for or with gator, and a simple codec for free.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ahhhh right I got mine in a big bag
o codecs somewhere along the line
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Sounds like you need a codec.
Probably DivX
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Won't Window's Media Player play avi?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# avi is a generic name
there are many different types of compression used for AVI (like divx xvid etc.)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# you probably need the right codec
there is a big pack of codecs at: www.kazaalite.tk/
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# windows media player should do it
are they divx? cos you could do worse than update your drivers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hmmm
trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# sounds like a codec problem
www.divx-digest.com

go download the Tsunami codec pack that might help
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# you need to uplaod the codecs
FOR MUSIC!? this is all so confusing to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# video co-eds
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# mmm...
co-eds

mmm...camwhores
(WT Fayboa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# meh...
nice reflection though
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# sick monkey
i cant topacid ledges cos my feet are retarded. bet you didnt think that was coming. (i can really)
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I am impressed though...
Smart. Yeah, topsouls are well hard. I think you need broken legs or something.
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# funny that
cos my ankle got smashed in a car accident and i just have two pins now... uncanny
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# sorry - but...
WTFAYBOA!

(take it to Skatebitch.com)
(WT Fayboa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Huh?
Welcome To Foxy-lady Avenue, Your Buisness Order Awaits?
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# it means....
What
The
Fuck
Are
You
Banging
On
About?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# .
Really! Wow.
That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# it's a stouffer thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Monkey
needs to buy deshis because red trs dont look good enough on him.
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# ha ha ha...
The guy in the pic has a pair of ST8's (Old school...) and I [attempt to] skate the style-less Roces Grahl zip ups... Talk about a style challenge.
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# talk about having no interest in the
subject of extreme street skating - why don't you guys just phone each other...
(WT Fayboa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# because
rolling is neither "extreme" or "street". it is yin and yang to itself, just as woo and yay is to b3ta (this isnt even trying to make sence)
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# NO
Y o u - A r e - A - V a n d a l.
hehe
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Svenno and brother
arent they cute?
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Uncanny
Do you own a time machine?
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# No
but i think james bond might. He is actually younger in his last 4 films then he was when sean connery played him.....
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# heh
thats so great, at least I lost the manboobies, that pic is like 2 years old.... but that is awesome...
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# nn all, off to give myself better bed head.

[threadwaste]
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# night
bed head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# BABIES! WITH JACKETS ON!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# if it's a true threadwaste why do it
but it is just a message board on the internet apparently - what ever that is

Edit: Night Night
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# lol.
oops, meant to have gone.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# your hair isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# *passes gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# *passes gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# *passes gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# *passes love gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# *passes out*
thunk!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# what's up Sarg?
is nobody happy around here?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# lonely
but I HAVE EATEN AN ENTIRE SACK OF APPLES
so it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Well, if that's the cure for loneliness, I'll give it a try.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I don't want to know where you give yourself head
Ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# bed?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i'd be interested as to how he does it
mind
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# remove the bottom row of ribs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# shall i blog my progress?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# get your coat
and hang your head in shame
I've called you a taxi
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# the first post milestone i've celebrated
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# woo
silly elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# tricks are for kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i would like to add
that Shooting Fish is fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# thank you
i concur
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# and its the only film i know of
with loft insulation in
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# shallow grave
has a better set of loft scenes though
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# not seen that
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# fantastic
scottish film with lofts, blood, money and hammers in it.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# first film by the team that went on to do Trainspotting.
and a very fine film it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# yup
John Hodge was a much better writer than Alex Garland who did the Beach and 28 days later (though I do like 28 days)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I quite liked 28 days too...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# seen both
I'd recommend both films
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I'M EATING BABIES WITH JACKETS ON!!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Baby new potatoes roasted in their jackets?
baby carrots, unpeeled?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# you are
scary indeed

trying to remember where that's from
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# one of many reasons to like it
!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Burn Tool?
Can someone tell me where to find the burn tool in photoshop?
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# one lighter
one cock

sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# its in the menu with dodge
bottom of the second section down on the toolbar of PS 7
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Levitating Truck...
okkay I got a shadow looking thing that looks okay, but I still need to make it look liek the truck isnt floating...
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# it's ok

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I remember seeing that a long time ago
and loving it. Maybe I should rent it again.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# wibbly wobbly

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# good stuff.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# woo!
although phrases with "David Blaine" and "Stunt" in have a tendancy to be misread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# bugger i misspelt
cunt :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# hi.
what college at lancaster, i was in county.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Did any of you blokes have the privillage of seeing him starve?
And make some hamburgers underneath him?
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Excellent lemony elephant attics there
have a dancin' elephant

woo yay happy 3500th
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# i'll reciprocate if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
paintmashed dancin' heffalump. woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# You've been shot in the head sir
(Bus Turd, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# is he a
novalty mug?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# no novelty
about that mug
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# evening
how are the poddington peas?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# fine
but it was leaf clearing, bloody trees

they all drop the leaves into her garden
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# like many things
fire wil solve that
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# true
had one of those leaf vaccum jobbies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I think that's a fairly accurate
description of George Bush...
(Marky-, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Now we know he's an alien!
And can crap from his pineal gland.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# I wouldn't think
that anything would come out.
No harm done. Get him a Band-aid.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# haha!
Yeah scary thing is I bet Bush does have his own skull collection.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# jeese helms
little shoe collection
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# yep
he loves them and polishes them every night! Preditor 2 was fantastic (on tv the other night)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Nature has a way of balancing itself out
The Catbird will eventually catch itself and and drop it's lifeless body on it's owner's kitchen floor.

Click for souljah's original
everso sorry about the double post, that's what you get when you back link. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Delete one of your posts
and edit the other
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Oi!
That's two!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# lol
sweet bejeesus, i'm chuckling away.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I liked that before
I still do
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Behold The Monkey Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It's uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I am
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I miss my yoga class

sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# wow
your yoga class has wobbly people in?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# been eating spicey brains?
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Arses!
no, really!
(Whoopie the slug, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hehe
parp
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# That some funky star trek special effect action you got there!
Now all we need is a Klingon!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# nicely done
wibblyness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Run kitty!

Run, kitty, run!
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# holy shadowless levitating cars batman
wooyay for the pic at last
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# even worse, its a leviating shadowless truck ;)
wooray none-the-less!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i thought it was levitating, not leviating
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# .
disjointed pencil syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# "I say pota-to
you say po-tato
...."
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I say
po-TA-to
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# YOU FUCKING DWARF!
:) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# There's no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Its a matter of your vs your're leviating!
Just because I own a keyboard doesn't mean I actually know how to use it.
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# lol
well, I dont know how to do shadows, lol... or how to make it look like its not levitating...
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# also
you'd be able to see the car's arse reflected in the bumper if i was to be really picky, to put in a shadow i use the burn tool.
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# the...
car's arse would be reflected, magic?
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# me too
though i usually try to avoid having to do em
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Wow, that confused me
for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Burn Tool?
where the heck is the burn tool in photoshop?
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# use jam
lots of it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# the shadows help with the non levitating bit
its hard to do em well.. the key is practise
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Jack?
Does this guy look like Jack Osbourne?

(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# You've found
SVENNO!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# huzzah
for older svenno
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Im a dumb american...
well, that's actually me, lol
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Blimey
Svenno has grown a bit hasnt he.
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I don't know really
why ask me?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# meh?
...meh?...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# B3ta.com brings out the monkey in me!
Monkey Love!

From the SMBPM Gallery
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# lol
wtf, made me laugh in an odd way.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# haha
I need more info on just how odd!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# well.
jamie oliver's cheese fisted love slave?

or

ben elton's comic wheelbarrow?

or

mr jackon's flamboyant rucksack?
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# arf
i know that feeling
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# mmm.
dvd and bed have run outta hummus, well i got an FP w00.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# bubye
i'm waiting for my 3500th post 4 to go
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# mmmmm
3500, cool.

i've been a member for 1 year, 119 days, 7 hours, 58 minutes and 13 seconds
and have posted 250 messages, my first post was last week.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# congratulations
on de-lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# What a myriad of odd feelings!
but I'll go with:

jamie oliver's cheese fisted love slave!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# help yourself.
but only on tuesdays.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hairalicious
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

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