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Ickle Tiny Bond Intro

(Barnaby Jones, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

woo

That's cute

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

Nice!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

nice

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

woo!

yay! brilliant.

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

yay

I can't stand Bond
but I love that!!

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robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

hee hee

the names bond, lil' bond

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

reminds me of those anti energy wasting adverts

i think

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Ambiguous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

Pixel-tastic!

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

My own private bandwagon

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

Genuine

toilet duck?

(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

Filename gives it away

but never mind!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

i got it wituhout the filename

but it took a while.......im getting slow

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

is it

urinal ruling mallard?

(iguanaboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

I hereby

dub you 'Duck Man'

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

has he got a duck on his head?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

What duck?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

proof positive

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

*quack*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

Thankyou

I was contemplating consulting a numerologist, but now I'm sorted...

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

hooray!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

q&d

must have been done already...

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

I saw him in Torquay once.

He was shit. Surprised?
No, I thought not.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

OMGWTFLOL

YO YO
check this breadsticks!
www.cask-ale.co.uk/cat.html

(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

WTFAYBOA

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

please don't do that

my ears are sensitive

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

I suspect that may not, in fact, be

the worlds first four-legged beer critic.

but nevermind

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

He may not be the first

.. but by far the coolest

(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

My cat loves Baileys

100% of FACT.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

i'm very excited

i just ordered myself the new album by Lene, previously of Aqua.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

See that:

That's my mind boggling that is!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

i thought that was

your normal expression?

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

coming to the pub Dan?

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

working at 9 on saturday

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

so am i!

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

you live close though

and i would have to get home from harrow, then go to brentford in the morning. bollocks to you all (no offense)

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

Ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

i was meant to be ordering Christmas presents

but I think we can all agree Lene's album is far more important

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

With any luck

she's abandoned the pretentiousness of Aqua
and gone all out with happy bouncy songs

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

i'm so excited!!!

I haven't heard anything about it, she might have abandoned pop completely!

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

alternatively,

she may have gone all Celine Dion.

And grafted a horse's face onto her own.

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

ooh

My Heart Will Go On was on Radio 2 earlier. I was overjoyed.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

I'm currently listening to A-Ha

I'm in no position to complain.

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

it could be acid jazz

or new-wave country and western, or even operatic folksong...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

my cat

loves to bite straws

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

I'm running out of hummus with these..

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

How do u make it move?

Did I get in first?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Yay!

I did!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

it doesn't actually move..

it is 4 frames of animation in a constant loop that gives the impression of movement

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

Yes, I know.

It's a satire of a certain young man's posting style, you see.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

ahhhh

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

Pugil Sticks!

that's rather good, is that

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

what gets out hummus

so what's the point of this

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

who's on first?

yes

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

I don't know,

know, I was asking you...

/oh, right.....

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

you are looking for a point?

We don't need no stinkin' points!

http://www.4rthur.com/dict.php

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

why is he holding a conical flask

in the middle frame?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

well if you were doing all that exercise

you'd need some refreshment too

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

pah

logic wins again

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

part time

chemist

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

wow they've bottled pie!

"Who says pie only comes in an aluminum tin?" said Maura Mottolese, Vice President, Snapple Marketing. "Our Snapple Pie juice drink allows you to have pie all day long... and the best part is you don't have to turn on the oven. All you have to do is pop the cap!"
www.bevnet.com/news/2003/10-20-2003-snapple.asp
(from weebl's blog so definately gc)

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

Mmmm, pie juice.

Er, isn't that just gravy?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

holy crap

ok, maybe everyone of you posh people with sky 1 know this, but i've just seen a weeble and bob advert for anchor butter, with weeble and bob as fresian cow/egg hybrids and a rubbish voice as the unintellible voiceover. rubbish gag too.

GC? crap rip off? who will answer these questions for me?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

I'm afraid
:(

[edit] Genuine, though.

doesn't Ralph Richardson playing the ambassodor in "Battle of Britain" look & act like Ralph Richardson playing God in "Time Bandits"

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Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

_FUCK OFF_

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

be fluffy!

or i'll beat you with my whips

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

you know me

there's no way in hell i'm gonna be fluffy now

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

Watermelonsocks

cranberrymints

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Yes be fluffy!!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

repost :)

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Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

*makes soothing whale noise*

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

IIIII CCCCCCaaaaN SppppppEEEEAAAAAAAkkkkkkk WWWHaaaaaaaaLLLLe!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

hehehehe

that movie rocks.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

I loved it!

Not their best film though!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

indeed

but had moments of brilliance (sea turtles for one)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

did you

stay and watch to the very end?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

nope :-(

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

the little fish

that got taken to the shark meeting eats the big scary anglerfish

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

yeah

i read the imdb info for it :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

Not quite

why?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

Mike Wazowski!

Aharhar

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

so why choose to speak sausage dog instead?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

hooray!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

mmmmMMMMeeeEEEEee ToooOOOoOOooooo

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

GC! its by weebl

and why didn't you do a quick search before asking us?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

weebl. i like weebls stuff.

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

you're not alone

most of the W&B stuff leaves me wondering though...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

Yes, the bloke who did

Weebl and Bob did the advert.

Next!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

sorry, my bad :(

had to know..

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk
would have been a good place to check before you came here.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

true

*^_^* shame

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

I meant that in the fluffiest of ways.

It just seems sensible to check with the originator.
He's never here except to hawk his shitty wares nowadays anyway.
*does a runner*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

and

the channel?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

see where he says "people with sky 1"?

that's a channel, that is

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

blimey

never have guessed

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

weebl

can answer these questions, on his homepage - along with the times and channels of future airings (at least, he had yesterday's times for terrestrial)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

If you bothered to go to the Weebl and Bob website...

...you would see that Weebl has put an entry in his blog to say that yes he did the adverts and no he wasn't ripped off.

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

Id rather have this on my wall in may next year mate...

(they only included her so she didnt feel left out)

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

Her version of string theory is disgusting.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

SHEMALE

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

yes she is.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

I've already told you once.

It's bathtime, young man.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

sorry i dont go to bed till 10pm

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

Well, aren't you the lucky young pup!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

Can someone check my spellong

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

a lot of people can

*top tip*

if you're unsure of spellings, put the word into google, and if you got it wrong, it'll suggest the right spelling

*FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

or use dictionary.com

which will suggest many possible spellings, and you can click on them to find their meaning and then select the one you want

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

indeed

but google is a lot of peoples homepages

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

it is?

freaks

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

I don't have a homepage

it means I don't have to wait for it to load before clicking where I really want to go

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

is it really that hard

to press "stop" or "escape"?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

it's a wasted click

so yes - I don't go anywhere, not even b3ta, often enough to have it set as my "homepage"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

and why not set where you really want to go

as your homepage?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

changes too often

and as I use multiple windows regularly... and no, I won't do tabbed browsing, because I dislike not being able to see multiple pages at once

/fusspot

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

hehe

i just have b3ta as homepage and all of my favourite sites on the fancy keyboard button things

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

show off

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

or have google on their toolbars

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Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

yep

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

I thought I was the only one

who did that

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Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

yay

someone listened to me!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

wow

that came out better than i thought it would.
get it?
came out?

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

after their long journey they stoped for some food

tiny wallpaper!

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Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

so cute!

the picture isn't bad either :¬)

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

that is utterly

bijoutiful

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

awwww

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

horsey!

neigh!

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

Fluffy!

Just what we need!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

The Blairs are back in town!

This time it's personal!

(eggplant pities the fool who jacks his thread, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

enemeow

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

that looks

painful. (if it is a male)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

BAD VIDEO

(Lord of the Beans, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

Blimey.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

I'll have the number 24...

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

either i don't get it

or it is so random that it is great.

woo either way.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

*sigh*

random..........

(alexnessie \o/., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

What's in the picture

and what is it doing?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

It's a duck.

And it's playing hide and seek.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

You got the first bit right

what's it doing from round the corner?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

peering.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

ha!

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

ah! i got it!¬

it's a peeking duck!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

HUZZAH!

Well done!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

Almost

sounds a bit like peering...

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

Leering.

Pervert Duck!

He should be a superhero.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

playing hide and seek.

Badly.

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Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

I would like to

take this opportunity to thankyou for explaining to the thicko's. It's one of your most redeeming features.

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

Why thank you

I am actually enjoying it!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

I get it.

I'm just being irritating.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

irritating?

you?

Next you'll be hitting people over the head with a large cardboard toilet roll tube
:)

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

It was a cardboard postal tube thank you.

And I was hitting most people around the body.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

you have my

sincerest apologies.

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

a duck

moving.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

how do u make it move

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

String

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

it's pushed by invisible elephants

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

well he's behind a wall

sothe elephants don't have to be invisible.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

yeah, but if they're not invisible the duck will see them.

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

heh

i like you, you're funny.

(iguanaboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

you forgot this:

/ralph

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

Eh?

Since when have I become a tag?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

dont you watch

the simpsons?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

Mrs is funny

But Edward is a real bore

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

Oh, it was a Simpsons quote!

Sorry!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

with a great big stike

how do you think?

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

without a stike

i'd never leave the house

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

kind people on b3ta are rare

very rare at that

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

you're not one of them though, are you.

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

i am kind

of deaf in one ear 'cause I got it infected and now I have to squirt weird stuff into it and take antibiotics.

lovely.

(iguanaboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

I know what your game is...

...and Louie Theroux is so much better at it than you, but it gives people a vent for their frustrations at the fuckwits they have to put up with in everyday life.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

louis

/pedant

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

You are absolutely correct.

I hang my head in shame.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

an·i·ma·tion

The act, process, or result of imparting life, interest, spirit, motion, or activity.
The quality or condition of being alive, active, spirited, or vigorous.
The art or process of preparing animated cartoons.
An animated cartoon.

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

why do you feel "somewhat violated"?

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

i was feeling really fluffy before

and between stink bomb baaa and adster its all gone bye bye

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

well i'm now very depressed.

care to join me in my unprovoked state of depression?

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

i just have

ahhh well

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

chuck it some bread

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

HE READ THE MANUAL!

That is all. No magic involved.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

I never got a manual

with my animation software :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

STEALING.

Dirty, pikey scum.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

I didn't steal it

I was given it

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

LIES.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

By whom, how, and why was the label done in magic marker?

Hmmm?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

sadly, those nice men with the truncheons

may not believe you.

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

i just

figured it out on my own...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

It's

telekinesis, or spellings to that effect...

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

*groan*

Is punnage tonight's bandwagon then?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

if that's a pun

then what is it? i just dont understand

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

I don't know why I'm laughing

but I am and out loud too!

wonderful!!!
w/y/h

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robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

it doesn't work

if you've never bought chinese in your life.
woo to you, sir.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

Thankyou

Wonchopsuey?

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

Frank Li, my dear

I don't give a cran...berry.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

/penny drops

peeking duck!

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

ow!

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

ooooh.

very good. impressed.

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

I'm so sorry

about this one...

Not really, its too much fun.

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

ummmmm?

nice

(

verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

watermelon

cranberry (test)

(

rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

how dare you test stuff here,

you selection of fruit

(

verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

hee hee!

fruit!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

more test

watermelon

(

rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

i know you are,

but what am i?

(

stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

Test bandwagon

watermelon my cranberry you zeppelin!

(

cantshopforshit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

The same to you.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

Have you not managed to stop us swearing yet?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

well, he's driving evolution

because those damn clever b3tans keep finding workarounds.
actually, i don't know why he's bother. overdeveloped sense of language decency, or somesuch.

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

That pun is actually quite painful.

100% FACT.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

ARSE!!!!

woo yay!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

*thinks*

*groans*

(

King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

i. don't. get. it.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

say it

fast. several times. you will get it. maybe.

edit: it took me several passes. so two options:
a) i'm thick
b) i'm thick and it's a bad pun

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

Cat Arse Trophy would make more sense

finally got it
Like your profile - it's nice to see someone set their goals really high.

(

High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

After the Gallery bought the new Monet Painting

They began to wonder if it was genuine

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

hooray!!!

HUZZAH!!!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

Poor Tiddles,

everytime he tries tap dancing....

(

robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

Awwwww.

Someone put's him in the sink. The bastards.

That's fine.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

lately

my cat has been sleeping in the sink. just like that. but in casual clothes.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

good good...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Ahh, he looks soo sad!

Dance for me kitty, I will make you happy!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

the punnage!!

(Lord of the Beans, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

Bush <3 's Blair

can u blame Blair for bein gay ith bush........i mean hes got Cherie !!!!

(adster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

um...

who did what in the where now?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

reo speedwagon

wot does reo stand for

(adster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

it stands for

garbage.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED COOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

I keep on loving

them

(

verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Ransom Eli Olds

liptrap.topcities.com/reo.htm

inspiration not just for Speedwagon's name, but also Diamond Reo

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

I did not know that

my thanks to thee

(

verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

forgive me if my puter ain't broadband...

but shouldn't people be telling him not to waste threads by now?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

sometimes it's best

just to ignore the trolls

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

OI U

U CALLIN ME A TROLL??

(adster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

Caps lock? Check.

Bad spelling? Check.
Troll probability... 63% and rising.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

Yup

you silly little boy!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

uh oh.

now the troll is going to single you out. whoops.

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

plonker

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

the introduction of a profanity filter has urged B3tans to find new methods of abuse
:)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

*sigh*

I might go and watch TV...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

Horizon. 9pm. BBC 2.

Very strange man thinks he can see the future in the Bible. I may laugh at him.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

Is that the bible code thing?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

Yeah.

Should be a hoot.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

Thanks for reminding me about that.

I hope it's as convincing as the "power of prayer" Everyman last month.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

Sleeping

With who?

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

woo!

anemone?

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

Yay !

Ta.

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

god she's a munter

isnt she?

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

she can look really pretty,

she's just one of these famous people who always have horrible photos of them used for everything

(

stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

which is a problem i

face every day

(

stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

I'm like a supermodel.

Everyone just looks at me wrong.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

ha ha

thank goodness it wasn't the enema.....

(

robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

in fact

i dare someone to do that!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

hahahah

yay!

(

stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

hoorah!

awful puns r us!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

thats very woo

but a pedant just whispered the correct spelling of anemone in my ear. or perhaps it is an enema-nome, on its way down

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

looks like

your gittery lessons are proceeding well then ;)

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

so that's what gits do!

hmmm . . .looks like its time to change my name.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

took me ages to find it in the dictionary

(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

Hahaha

nice punnage

poor spelling :)

(

Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

hahaha

grand stuff

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

why,

the anemone of course

/edit oops, seems to have a pop-up
//edit edit Now it doesn't. How rare.

(

verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

I am disgusted...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Don't worry, he was saved in the end by an elephant with a mediocre sized baton.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

i think you need to animate

this miraculous save by said elephant

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

duley noted

will be ready probably tomorrow

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

Yey!

Domo rocks!

TJ: Not really a picture but something I'm quite pround of. Look what I made!

(It's a 1.5mb AVI file. Any comments/suggestions would be appreciated)

(afrayed, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

where did domo originate?

answer me that!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

japan

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

Six bloody nil?

Bunch of muppets

(

Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff

*runs away wailing*

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

thats terrible

but i like it :-)

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

wacka wacka wacka wacka

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

ah, frank oz

man of a thousand voices.

oh no hang on, he could just do the one.

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

It was a good one though.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

agreed

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

Know what you mean I do not.

We will drink it's essence, yes.
I am Suuuper-Grover.

Oh aye!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

that

is a poor edit

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

why are you still being so mean?

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

it's having so few brain cells

that does it

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

hmmmm...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

I go away, I come back, and still...

...he's at it.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

its been going on for days

its like trolling only slower

(

lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

It's how fast he thinks, I'm afraid.

Unfortunately we're having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

because they are

mean that is

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

really? i think it's quite good

what have you done that's better?

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

this

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/nemo_died_8.png"

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

Nice blue lineage there...

And an impressively constructed URL...

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

marvelous

can png's be posted on the board?
*genuine question*

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

well

i did it right there

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

where?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

*tries to resist

urge to sing song about Amsterdam, mice and clogs*

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

no you didn't

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

yes

or so i believe

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

I think so

I'm sure I posted one once

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

yep

some older browsers may balk at showing them, and they're usually a bit big for regular usage, but they're perfectly allowable

p.s. that's not nemo

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

hmmm, that nice cutting

you done there

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

if your gonna have a go at the other guy

i'm gonna mention you can see the blue around nemo and his eyes aren't quite cut smoothly enough.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Oh wow!

That's absolutely stunning! I'm going to uninstall my graphics software immediately, and forget I ever heard the term "ray tracing".

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

what edit?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

indeed

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

they switched

kermit and gonzo's heads. other than that i think its real.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

terminology states

that is a shop, not an edit...well that's my belief anyway and I hold it to be my right to be over pedantic with trolls

and it's not real, there's no shark, helicopter or bridge

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

Have you seen your *own profile* recently...

Poor edits.

Artichoke.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

if i may say so your profile is

'rough around the edges'

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

Tis true, tis true.

But I'm not slagging off other people's shops.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

sorry, that was directed to

sir 'muppet picture is rubbish'

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

Not a

problem.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

seen yours

its empty

(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

at least he doesn't knock other peoples

like you

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

Time for your bath, young man.

Get off that computer. I've ironed your Teenage Turtle pyjamas and left them over the radiator so they'll be nice and warm for when you come out.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

you could have

at least done something with the arms.
besides i don't think the scots are aware of the term, 'muppet'

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

That's right. We didn't have TV in the seventies.

*shakes head*

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

Well

being as how I am one, I reckon we are

(

Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

Charles asked for a private word with George...

(kiwi damo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

*sigh*

(

King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

that's libelous

he'll sue you
yipee...George and Tony are coming to Durham tomorrow, I'm so excited about the traffic dispruptions I'm going to vomit

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

I DEMAND you go chuck stuff at them!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

can't be bothered

I met Prince Phillip in my little vilage once and managed to stop myself throwing sticks at him :)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

princess diana

once walked past me and smiled at me in harrods

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

She did have a soft spot for spastics, didn't she.

*legs it*

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

It's true.

Both the cars might won't move all day.

Sorry...

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

there's another car in Durham?

tell me where you get your information from?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

Nothing.

Never saw nothing surr.

No good will come of them though.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

Try and get shot by a secret service agent,

you'd get in all the papers.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

My Dad almost got pushed off his bike

by one of Blair secret service agents. 100% of FACT.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

Just sit at the computer

all day

If anybody complains, it's your personal protest against warmongering and...er... stuff.

(

verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

A North-East b3tan?

Is there ever a NE B3ta bash then? Apart from the one two days ago, which I found out about too late.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

there was one

a couple of weeks ago that i didn't go to either
Keep checking the scheduler

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

there's regular leeds ones

and i think there's been a newcastle one too

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

there's a bournemouth bash everynight at my house!

*opens another tube of pringles*
*weeps*

(

stevierar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

bournemouth

the heart of the north-east?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

well if you turn the map upside down...

maybe

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

*hug*

we love you, even if everyone else thinks you're a cnut

(

evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

and a weird time was

had by all

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

Protocol

makes me think of proctologists

(StinkyCheeseMan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

trust bush to rely on gadgets for his shortcomings

dildo couldv'e been longer. other than that, woo!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

george is so fucking dumb

he doesn't even know to use a water based lubricant. i mean even if you're loyal to the petroleum industry, that would be going to far.

(of course i would never tell him because he deserves some ass pain)

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

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