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(richErich, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

*turns hearing aid down*

It's a bit loud in here isn't it

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

Nearly 9 o'clock

sorry

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

hey Roxy

you there?

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

me where?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

This is what I was banging on about

when I was banging on about a post 1300 Pixels wide.

(you're not eating are you)

www.b3ta.com/board/2369276

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

no i'm not eating

woo to you
I see it went down well :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

cheerio

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

flip

that`s very nicely done (technically!)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

I missed that.

Most excellent. Have a woo, a yay, a houpla, and a side helping of panowie!

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

that's most

woo that is. Have some spunt :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

heyyy!

i fink fats finda funny.

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

yes i will pearoast thank you!

(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

Eeek!

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splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

Hees ace.

I like heem.

(tomsk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

Dogs Are Everywhere

Even driving American Buses!

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

Knowing me

knowing you...

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Coctail, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

ahh-hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

excellent!

and ABBA are brilliant! (in a non bumgay way)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

aha!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no knowing you

my fingers hurt now

(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

...

in a pear tree!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

(kerouac, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

fired.

rebuttal:

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

hahaha

I love that!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

woooo!

clicky if you can excuse my fatness, ugliness, greasiness, and overall spottedness

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

i can't

sorry.

(kerouac, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

fair enough

no offence taken :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

Pay no attention

to the troll behind the curtain.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

For my second post

What would animals do if they had jobs? Be president of the United States and visit with the prime minister of Japan of course.

(burninatingthecountryside, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

I love my country but...

my President looks like a chimpanzee. I know it's old news, but couldn't resist.

(burninatingthecountryside, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

Tis very good

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Deodurant?

or maybe Deodurandurant... *sigh*

(Wrighty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

Got

a giggle out of me.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

Jeb dun hit it big!!! Gyuk gyuk gyuk!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

and as I was doing the photo, I was singing this:

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

From the "O Brother where art thou?" soundtrack

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

wonderful pic

wonderful song

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robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

i really expected that post to be from bananaman

nothing against you but i was quite disappointed to find out it wasnt him

edit - the song, not the pic

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

why?

awwww... do you miss him?

Try a bigger caliber bullet then.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

Thar be bones

in them thar hills

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

Optician?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

oh my god

i just shat myself

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

'you seem to be partially blind in your right eye...'

'which one'

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

That made me laugh

like a loon

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

spiders have

eight eyes. Not nine.

/pedant

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

*sticks out tongue*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

*counts*

Good, at least you got that right
(c;

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

So that's an...

Octician?

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JimM, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

what with all the animals getting people jobs lately

some humans have found themselves doing traditionally animal work . . .

click for bigger

and btw: apologies to scoopzilla . . . twas meant as a request not a demand

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

was she taking a shit - orignaly

(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

peeing

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

actually i have been just told

she was just in a "compromising position"

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

Not sure why I find that funny

but woo hoo!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

See? That IS grand!

actually, may I have the original URL? I have an idea...

this is good!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

excellent (rubs hands)

www.planetedm.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=squatter

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

crap...

I dunno...
Squatter girl has already threatened that site, and I am not about to get cal, pep or rob in trouble.

I'll think about it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

she's full of hot air

nonexistent expensive lawyers don't threaten anyone....

and you can always do the old "blackbar" across the eyes.

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

and besides that even

i think she's my friends friends friends girlfriend. so she's practically family.

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

a repost....as its tonight

and not LAST week when i originally posted it.....

(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

the first bit reminds me of that kit kat ad

where the teddy's head falls off

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

that's excellent!

Very woo. this is from last night:

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CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

Pudsey

Went off on one a bit, not quite an anagram...at all.

(Jordan P Ironside, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

hahhahaha

you sick watermelon!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

I might watch that

Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

thats makes as much sense as this

I'll give £60 to b3ta or cin if someone storms the bbc and steals wogans rug

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

Been done already ?

(juckle03, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

Possibly

but that matters not. Woo!

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

So the story was told

(Archie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

doesn't everyone

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOO

that rocks my socks that does, so it does, it really does!

fantastico!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

I believe

that is actually random?!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

random

random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random
MUSHROOM

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

I think

it`s totally fantastic! just my cup of tea, is that pic

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

Hatstand

utterly mental. I like it

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

woohoo!

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dipdapdop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

i'm

addicted.

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dipdapdop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

By 'eck

personalised woos, very nice

Edit: Ah.. the wonders of php, still nice

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

such lunacy!

i like it.

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mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

pearost for compo

click for biggerer

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

if he can read

English, he`s got a job `round "our way"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

that's lovely

(though the cap does appear to be hovering a couple of inches above his head)

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

it's to hide his bright green/pink mohican haircut

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

ah, that would explain it

i didn't consider that

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

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verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

How does

he smell?

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Coctail, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

heheh

I really shouldn`t have laughed at that!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

probably a bit like

little boys and man milk.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

Jamacia?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

woo!

nice one = )

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

An Albackpaca...

(Is it just me?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

I rather like that.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

nice.

(benzanotto, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

Luverley long neck!

Woo to the Yay!

A repost from earlier for you later people....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

Good God.

That is of Tedmus-like realism.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Right then, you put the kettle on and I'll invade Iraq...

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Barry Bush. Or is it Paul? I'll get the stepladder...

To me! To you!

(bez_lightyear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

arf!

yay

(Fort, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

haha !

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

arfity

arf arf!

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mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

hahahaha

nicely done!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

the faces are facing in opposite directions.

arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

thats

the first thing i noticed too.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

It was either have all the light and shade on his face the wrong way round or just have his face pointing slightly in the wrong direction, but lit correctly.
.
Still, front page. Woo, Yay and Houpla and that. Cheers!

(bez_lightyear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

its

still good, dont get me wrong.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

Brillig!

And woo-some.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

He looks so at home

and would be far superior to reality

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

Agreed..

..just as long as any of his policies don't involve the use of stepladders and buckets of paint.

(bez_lightyear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

Woo!

I'd rather he was in charge. Scary.

(Romana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

Christ!

His eyebrows are just a tad long!

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Coctail, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

make a blair barry one

or which ever the other one is

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

hahahaha!

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ScintillateRich, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)

that is

excellent

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

I just had to add at this late hour

that is very woosome

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)

BOMB IT!

BOMB IT HARD!

(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

That is so good

kudos, woo, yay and (watermelon it) have a houpla!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)

Fantastic

Thats one of the chuckle vision guys isn't it?

Tip: lookout for the one where they get stuck in the hardware store for the night, and they hide in the tent :))))))))

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Moogen, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 17:50, archived)

ChuckleVision is currently showing every weekday on BBC2

Unfortunately it's on at 7am, but still well worth getting up for. Last week they were in the Rotherham Museum of Fruit & Veg. Classic.

(bez_lightyear, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)

Bloody 'ell

That is quite literally terrifying.
Either the best thing ever, or the worst. I'm not sure yet. Maybe both.

On the subject of failed B-list childrens TV celebrities of yesteryear, I used to work in Electronics Boutique in Inverness. Terry Nutkins came in the store once, and I laughed at him until he became very self conscious and left. 100% fact.

(Daddy Orchips, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

It's disconcerting as

I used to shop in EB Inveress. That's even scarier.

(FatBhoyTim, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

Ooh!

So you know the unbridled joys of the Eastgate centre. I can spend literally minutes hanging around the escalators watching neds surreptitiously brushing up against underage girls who smell of hubba-bubba and fruity shampoo

(Daddy Orchips, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

bleef

geni-you!

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moogman, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

Ah, Chum shares up 13 points.

Knew I should've bought in.

(Tarquin., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

Top pic

and pretty impressive lurkage too! C'mon out of the shadows, more images!

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

woo!

deleted scene from that Daft Punk video?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

oooh that's good

and possibly a compo entry?

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

that'll be what those little C's stand for then.

(Tarquin., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

"There's enough water, we need more mist! If we just cover it all with mist they won't notice the overuse of the clone tool"

click for enlargenment

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

hehe

woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

Oooh

that's very purdy

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

woo for

portable waterfalls!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

I'm sorry

but my eyes are drawn to the white trousered bird's arse...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

as your name would

suggest

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

It's no

coincidence...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

actually

... yeah Fnord, nice one! :-)

more girls` arses please!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

After a hard days work at the building site -

- Leo loved to let his real self out!

King of the jungle...?
....more like QUEEN!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

my god

that is woosome.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

...he lets his mane down and hangs out -

- with the GAY PRIDE!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

that is grand too!

Here's to gay lions!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

Shucks!

I made them ages ago, but they never really got recognised on b3ta (one went viral though!).

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

Of course, not all gay lions are

quite like that.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

Not at all-

You can't tell with some of them, they just get on with their quiet little gay lives and not attract too much attention. Bless them.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

I'd still not

call him a mincer though.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

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