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# robinson shows off his party trick.

my one & only rugby related post!
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# V good
its very animalistic
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Woo the pic
and yay England!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I forgot all about the rugby
but caught the last 3 mins in a computer shop in town...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# How could you?!


Fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I feel more foolish
I actually had £20 I was gonna bet on the game... then I woke up to hear that it had entered extra time, and realised it may be a bit too late
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# doh!!
.
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# never mind
I've never placed a bet in my life...

I have this certainty that if ever I should manage to place one of the rare speculative notions I get, I'll cause them to lose anyway
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha
I had an idea for an accumulator bet on the whole world cup, but forgot to place it in time. Got the winners and top scorer, but would've failed on the third part.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# overall
you still came out ahead then
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Well no,
cos I would've needed the top try scorer (was gonna plump for Greenwood) to win the bet. Still, not making the bet saved me five quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Clear the deck, he's coming in !

Click here for B-I-G version
(Experiment 626, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I bet he chases the planes
and tries to use the life rafts as squeaky toys
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Hahah
Unleash the dogs of war
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# cry
HAVOC!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah?
Bastards got me out the bath...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I'm a cat person
dogs are too needy

but I've just decided if I ever do have to own a yapping shitmachine, I'm gonna call it Havoc
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Or
demolition.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Cats are too controlling.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I've just realised
I've got the quote wrong

I'm such a pleb :/
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I thought
"unleash" was merely your way of adapting the quote to the circumstances ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I should've
kept my fat mouth shut :(
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha

Pleb.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# aw
sounds like you're still suffering the manc lurgi... cheer up, photoshop pippy into a compromising position or something
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I think
*looks round nervously*

I may have just shaken it off
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I love that, it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Love that too
Nicely done
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# For all you artistic types
I'm designing a crap CD cover for a graphic design class and have come to this point so far:

I'd appreciate any constructive criticism or any positive feedback you might have to offer.
(Kimbo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# you need domo
and kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# it needs a spoon
an album cover isn't an album cover without a spoon
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# "spork"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Knork
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Bork?

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Norks?
(Kimbo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Knorks
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# you need lots and lots of spoons
make the whole thing out of spoons
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# but don't over do it
otherwise you'll have to balance all the spoons out with forks, and then balance the forks out with plums, and then balance the plums out with grapes and so on.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# though i'd like to point out that if you have to make a crap cd cover, as you seem to suggest
don't use spoons, use forks.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# yes
its a delicate situation. you could be there for weeks trying to get the right balance. Also, for added variety, try adding a few snippings from random wartime-era recipe books
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# but don't forget the spoons
musn't forget the spoons
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# make the white outter-glow
less obvious
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
#
its a little fragmented.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Not that there is
anything wrong with the right kind of cheese.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I meant
it needs cheese
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I bought some spitfire
cheese from a man with a stand in bristol city centre last night. It is very nice.

Afternoon all!

Woo Engyland!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Brings to mind
the Monty Python cheese shop scene
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# You may have a happy computer
but I now have a deady IPAQ :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I was having all kinds of problems
I had to reformat my hard drive and reinstall Windows and a pant-load of drivers and software.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# but all is well now!
I'm debating whether top buy a new one or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Build your own
You get what you want and it is a real learning experience. Two days ago I changed a BIOS setting and when it went to reboot I got nothing. I didn't panic. I just tried a few things and then got it back.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I think that
he lines on the right make it look like a piece of grilled beef. Which is funny considering that I'm a vegetarian.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# woo!
Vege-muh-tarian
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Do libertarians
eat librarians?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I can only hope so
A small question, do you eat fish?
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Yes and eggs and dairy
The last week we were in our local pub and appetizers were advertized as half off. A friend asked if that included the shrimp cocktail. He was told that no not shellfish. We argued that "they are not shellfish but crustaceans", Well, by time that travelled to the manager and back we were told that "It does not include Croatians."

We just about pissed ourselves.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# That tale is grand
as it includes pedantry and stupidity, Woo to it!
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# It needs................
A Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Oh no
nice and spicey if anything.
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# It needs................
A Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# No
they smell of cats wee.
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# like.....................
Your Mother?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# No
like chicken and mushroom pot noodle

muppet
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# one of the curry ones
any of them... except the noodle curry, that doesn't work as well

bombay bad boy, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# It needs................
A Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Again
THEY SMELL OF CATS WEE.
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Again...........
Like Your Mother
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# But don't taste
anywhere near as nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# you perv
that is both sick and wrong all at the same time... although it IS an excellent comeback
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# The art of repetition is strong with this one


(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# like
his mother...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# :)
morning matey!
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# morning miss
loved the 12 o'clock :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# shush
and stop listening!
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Was that when you swore then?
And aren't you meant to be encouraging listeners?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# It looks pretty good,
however I would add a few small subtle things in the background.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I think
you're going to have trouble finding a CD the right shape to fit that case...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# It's the correct dimensions
but it's supposed to be folded into thirds
(Kimbo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# ah
well in that case I salute your proportioning... I can see how that'd work in my mind's eye and it's an appealing sight
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# what kind of
music is ir for? might help to direct us
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Your name makes you sound bitter.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# bitterly
cold
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# after printing perhaps the text will be too faint
maybe you need to make it more distinct, as the cover sells the album, if nobody spots it then it might not sell
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# also
the colour is very neutral and looks like a million other CD covers out there, perhaps go for less of a 'pastel?' colour and go for more contrast
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# repost
(Bertie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# BAAAA REPOST!
WOO YAY DO THE RAM SHANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# PLUG IT!
but i refuse to go by pricipal
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Blimey
Did you write Pokémon?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# :p
DID I HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Why
are you offering it as a download, then?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# cuntish
thief
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# zeppelin??? me??? yeah probably....
Its just iif u wanna play it... Also have a request section so any games u want that aint on there we will find for u. hopefully :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# i have a request...
i request you fuck off, stupid child.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Pot, Kettle, Black
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# you seriously
need to research law before you start quoting it on your horseshit of a download page.
(popey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# .
hey you asked for a sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i'm asking you to stop spamming
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# stop the fucking spamming
(b)aarse hole
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
#
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Naughty man
for bypassing the filter.
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# *tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# *zits*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# *putts*
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# *knits*
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# flits
in and out of existence
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Hi Zenith
read the FAQ, do some original and un-spam related pics and you will find that we are a fluffy bunch.

continue to spam and you will find that we can be quite un-amused.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# kk
.
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# you mean
for example, emailing nintendo and pointing them at his site?

how amusing that he can't even spell "gameboy"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Hey aussie?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah, well
your gay.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# homo
phobe
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# You smell like poo
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# poo
ophobe
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# homo
phone
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I have four phones
which is a bit excessive, since I live in a 20 ft *20 ft space (approximately)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# You can never have enough phones.
You can, however, have enough phone bills unfortunately.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# yeah
but having more phones doesn't up the bills.

I had one, which I keep for the answering maching, but it was cheaper to buy another phone than a new battery for it. I bought an old-fashioned one with a cord so I could use it when the power goes out or I forget to charge the battery on the other one. And one I unintentionally shoplifted, but never bothered to take back. It was stuck in a filing cabinet I bought (I didn't put it there)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i have a lot of broken mobiles
a couple that work, and that cordless thing. oh, and a tef. i think it's asleep at the moment though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# saxomophone
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# saxophobe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# We were robbed!!
Robbed i tells ya!!
(hunta, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Yes chimney sweep, whatever....
i'm churning it out like turd this morning
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure I can sell you the right car!
(nitricacid, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# nice pic - tech jack
how can I tell what processor is in my laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# ALT + Pause/Break?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# what does that do?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# shows system info
can be accessed through Control Panel as well.

EDIT: Sorry, i meant Windows-logo-button + Pause/Break
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# shows the processor type
but not the MHz (least on my crappy pc)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# same here
I want to know the speed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# get SiS Sandra, will show you every detail of yer computer!
www.sisoftware.net/

great software, and cost no £££
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Upsy-daisy.
it's Windows Key & Pause|Break
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Open it up using a hammer.
Or perhaps a chainsaw.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Throw it
really really hard at the floor. It'll be in the pile of bits somewhere.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# If it's windows
right click my computer -> properties
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# XP,
control panel, perfomance an maintenance, system.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# it's 98
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# reboot
& look at the opening dos screen?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# tried that
just shows a toshiba logo. no info.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
#
Click Start, then Run, type in dxdiag, and then press Enter. You will see the DirectX Diagnostic Tool come up. Under the System tab, look in the System Information box, where you can find the processor speed under 'Processor'.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# ooh
sounds promising. i'll try it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# More stuff:
www.annoyances.org/exec/forum/win98
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# hooray!
intel pentium iii, 650MHz.

Is that quick enough to upgrade to XP?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# yup
it needs anything above a 300Mhz
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# yeah
that's what microsoft say. but there's a difference between possible and comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# very true...
if you got enough RAM you should be okay i reckon, and you've got twice the minimum processor speed
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# From Cnet
For best results, choose a hard drive that spins at 7,200 or 10,000RPM (vs. a 5,400RPM drive), a fast enough processor to feed it (400, 600, or 800MHz vs. 233 or 266MHz), and generous amounts of RAM (256 or 512MB vs. 64 or 128MB).

reviews.cnet.com/4520-3672_7-5021075-2.html
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ram is the key
although my brother has it on a laptop that's a mere 266 or something, with barely 128megs, and it'll work in a usable manner - not necessarily work-friendly, but surf-safe at least
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# i doubt that
note also that XP eats RAM like a cow eats grass
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# co-incidentally
It also churnes out methane and shit.


// Microsoft(c)
// Contributing to global warming since 1984
(furby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# turn off
all the tellytubby nonsense
or go to windows 2000 instead
(popey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# type its product name into google?
or its serial number?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# this might work....
it's a prog called Belarc advisor, it tells you EVERYTHING about your PC (should work for laptops too)
here
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# sorry mate, can't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# get
SiSoft Sandra

it's a bit big but it'll show you all you need to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Go
WinKey + R ( opens "Run" )

Type in DXDIAG ( DirectX Dialouge )

And hit Enter

Wait for it to load up, should be on the first page with all your specs.

Note for those not allowed chat programs in the Office / School, DirectX also has a chat program, you just need the PC's IP's you want to connect to. Best part is removing it would probably break stuff that windows needs.

EDIT: bugger, b3tan to it. :p
(Sypher_5, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Not strictly in line with the challenge,

but roles have been reversed
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# uses for kittens No1.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# that reminds me of *shudder* Goatse.
should it?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# erm
I see what you mean now, but NO! I would never be so cruel, just make oven mitts out of em.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# oh i see!
w.y.h !
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Ah, oven mitts! Woo!
it looked a bit like one of those optical illusion pics that's either a candlestick or two women.

I thought it was thermal imaging camera footage of two, erm, excited men. Help me, someone
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Thats
what I thought it was at first.

B3ta dirty minds?

shudder
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I agree, first thing i thought was goatse
damn you b3ta, for mentally scarring me so
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# really does look like it hey?
*subliminally influenced*

new farscape? ace!! I thought it was done for good!?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I thought they stopped production?
They don't even bother showing them on Australian telly any more :(

Edit: well, not on free-to-air, at least.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# every time I hear about Australian telly
it's prefixed with the phrase "they don't show that programme on..." and suffixed with "...any more". What the hell do they show on Australian telly?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Yank sitcoms, Neighbours, Home and Away and Big Brother.
Also, the crappy Govt station has The Bill.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Yikes!
no wonder you always beat us at cricket: you're not going to spend your time watching TV, are you?
Oh, and of course, we're shit
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# New 4 hour miniseries to finish up the story, apparently
Just goes to show what a bunch of obessesive scifi geeks with access to teh internet can do when they put their minds to it. Presuming that the save farscape campaign had anything to do with this, but as it's been going on for over a year now it probably has, shows there's enough fan interest to make more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Hee hee
that's great and not just cos I'm riding a wave of celebration!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# morning lad!
what new fone did you get then?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# T610 of course!
Sim card don't get activated for two weeks though. :(

You still going tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I'm waiting for
the 630, whenever that finally shows up
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# watermelon watermelon watermelon
I cant go - dinner plans. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I've cancelled dinner plans so that I can go!

It's only my brother's birthday, he won't mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# the poor guy's got a limp
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Oooh
like that, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# he was injured whilst filming
:(
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# a limp
what?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# yay!
sweetest wooyay ever!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Im jetlagged as fook,
have a pie eating shark
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Hmm Fray Bentos
dysentery in every tin

Edited because I can't spell ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# mmmm...
dysentary... runny and warm
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# that is some kind of big gut
and it's blue
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# england won = i dance


sorry, a bit of a scrappy job.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Big badda
YAY!!!

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# any excuse!
Just a quick plug as england won! YAY!

www.zenith-design.co.uk ( free gamboy and nes game downloads! )

I'll use any excuse for a plug!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# spamming bastard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# :D
Way Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# C'mon
at least make a pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# ...
Oh ok... how does a sheep sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# That'll
do
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# it goes,
Baa Baa
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# baaaa
sheep it is then!... give me 20 mins!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# starting......
....................................................NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# mmmnnn -
do you know anyone with experience in making games for the palm OS?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# :(
nope sorry... but if u wanna post a request i will get my mods on it asap.
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I do wonder whatyou want to know that for?!
;)
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# heheh
cheeky monkeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# moi?
*looks coy*
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# to give a purpose to this thread
here is a re-post from silly o'clock this morning

(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Laika finally got to put all her training to good use...



My first (pretty dodgy) post. I'm new at this...
(I helped save b3ta! eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# ah, but you're good at it, ain't ya?
have a woo yay!

Edit: I've just realised, and a houpla for dogs in space
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You're very good at it!
Woo-to-the-yay for you.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Nowt dodgy
about that old boy, most woo! Pull up a kitten

Oh best not mention the Rugby, got a few Aussies in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# hello and welcome
what an interesting username. i wouldn't fancy trying to pronounce it.

you
will
never
leave
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Wow
My first Woos and indeed Yays

I feel all fulfilled now
(I helped save b3ta! eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# it's
chimpie

backwards

edit: woo btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# It is
Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Laika
was a she!!!!!!!
(Amber Nectar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Curses!
My first post and it's factually inaccurate!

I'll sort that now
(I helped save b3ta! eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# You calling his
dog a bitch? On his first post? That's just rude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Yes!
it was rude (but not intentionally) I was just trying to be helpfulbut failing miserabley.........Sorry!
(Amber Nectar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# It was very helpful
I didn't
do my research, clearly :)
(I helped save b3ta! eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# fantastic first post!
woo, yay & houpla!!
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# They knew this day would come

toodle-pip for jolly big
Click for Gallery - will open in new window
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hahah! great! challenge entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Hmmm
dunno think it's borderline, I've got a few in already
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I am, You are,
We are Australian....


Well done guys. Till next time......


BFM.
(BurningFeetMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Cheers.
Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# yeah well played
aussie, well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# england won didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Certainly did!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# wehey!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# cos of this man
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Your profile is fucking with me...
I'm scared...
(BurningFeetMan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
what do you think about the blinking furtive cursor?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# applauds
cracking game
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Just remember, we can still kick their bums in rugby league.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# My own tribute
to boarder ivor the engine's new school of art: animals in their y-fronts
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
supoib!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# You
star :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# great!
just seen weebl-cow on that advert, class!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# oh yes

that is one impressive bovine
(ivor_the_engine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Wooo
and yay for england! WOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# yay indeed!!!
.
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# i'm wearing my guinness aussie hat
with dangling little pints of guiness :D

are you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i'm feeling
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Ooooooh Jonny Jonny
Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Wilkinson!
(troznarf, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# again i say
i hate you english bastards.
(bigbadbarns, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# no you don't


(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# whitey
tighteys?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Awwww
And we wuv you werry werry much too
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# wuv?
Lurr does not understand this concept of wuv
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# It's a bit late to decide that now
You'll never leave you know...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Please don't build your hopes up
I just don't want to see you disappointed when England doesn't win anything again until the 2007 Mushy Pea World Championships
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# you bitter bitter
aussie :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I'M NOT FUCKING BITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bastards
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# *slaps ass*
kaaaaaaineeeed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# That's a good competition
it's just the aftermath that isn't too pleasant.
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# bitter
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked to my face
But I've come through
And I need to go on,and on, and on, and on

We are the champions,my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
And I need to go on, and on,and on, and on

We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Of the world

We are the champions,my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I was just listening to that
mindpiss almost :)
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# what a cliche
go to hell you bastards!
(bigbadbarns, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Wingeing colonial
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# ahem
my parents were married I'll have you know.
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# is there an emoticon
for vomitting copious amounts of barbied prawns and VB
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Woo yay England
** edit did you see how pissed off John Howard looked when presenting the medals **

talk about sour grapes
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# was a great match, though.
I can't believe how many fucking line-outs we screwed up. and dropping that goddamned thing.
(bigbadbarns, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Paul Hogan....
Barry Humphries, Paul Keating...
Are you watching???
Your boys took a hell of a beating!
(troznarf, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Hahah
That's the greatest bit of commentary ever
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# pure
class :-D

*still laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Bloody Pommy bastards.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# you've got to see
the funny side of it, though, surely.
snorf! anyway, we're not pleased because England won, we're pleased because Australia lost something. To England. At long, long last
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# There has to be a first time for everything :)
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Woo
*does happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# But seriously, we are just not used to losing
especially to England.
It would be like you losing the cricket ....no
like losing the soccer World Cup ...er no

It would be like you losing a polo match to a retarded, limbless, dwarf from Lithuania
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# dare I say....
like losing the vote to become a republic?
:)
(troznarf, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
and YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# right back atcha!
(troznarf, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Palace insiders sensed problems early in the relationship
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# again
another laugh out loud moment!!

Woo and Yay to you!

and England have won
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Weeeeeee
It's a bit tense, that rugby stuff, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# watermelon me!
england won something, we won!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I know
it's a bit of a shock, I can't remember England winning anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# 1966
was the last time we won any major international world cup in anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# 2040
is going to be a fantastic year!

Weeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# you pommy bastards
I hate you and your bad teeth.

GODDAMMIT!
(bigbadbarns, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# get over it aus,
get over it
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Hehehe
Fab stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# ha ha, ho ho and hee hee!
woo!!
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# The winning edge
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
I laughed out loud at that.
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Haha!
and can I just say Johnny Wilkinson you star!!!

We won!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# go aibo!!!

it's bigger now.
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Hahah
Couldn't quite spot Aibo at first.

Naughty Aibo!

edit: that's much clearer... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# thankyou!!
.
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# i thought there was some robot riding whatshisface like a horse or something
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Ah, that's woo!
I was looking for my magnifying glass, but that's beautiful now. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Theadjack
It appears the MASTAS have linked to b3ta. Happy trolling ?
(Sypher_5, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

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