
where killed in the great penguin strike of 2003.
Sorry, but to me, every new image is a caption competition.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:26,
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Sorry, but to me, every new image is a caption competition.

I reccomend you download the video to his last ever song "Hurt", it was written shortly before his wife died, after which, he died. It is truelly tragic. If you have Kazaa and a reasonable connection - get this video. Its amazing.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:18,
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So is Elvis.
I've only got Phil Collins to do and then my work on this planet is done.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:21,
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I've only got Phil Collins to do and then my work on this planet is done.

do NOT put Johnny into the same categroy as Phil Collins.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:23,
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but it makes me uncomfortable.
(unless the category is just "dead", then that would be acceptable)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:27,
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(unless the category is just "dead", then that would be acceptable)

the same one sting is in. when was the last time anyone liked sting?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:27,
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Tis a good cover though.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:32,
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He also did a mighty fine cover of the Soundgarden song "Rusty Cage".
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Sun 23 Nov 2003, 22:57,
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The manual says
'Start with the kitten tongue'
'Finish off with the fur'
That must be quite nice
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:28,
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'Start with the kitten tongue'
'Finish off with the fur'
That must be quite nice

This one does.
it even says 'toilet roll isn't only for christmas'
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:34,
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it even says 'toilet roll isn't only for christmas'

I got sidetracked and I'm going out soon too.
I'll plow on though..
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:28,
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I'll plow on though..

...fashionably late and all that.
Aren't YOU supposed to be in the pub too?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:16,
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Aren't YOU supposed to be in the pub too?

but i thought i should wait a while since everyone appears to still be here :)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:16,
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...damn it!
The little trick we are playing on you isn't working!
Right... I'm off - be there in 25 mins (ish)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:17,
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The little trick we are playing on you isn't working!
Right... I'm off - be there in 25 mins (ish)

i had a really hot, cool, neat boyfriend who I loved very much. But then I noticed he was a complete happy baby orangutan. Various reasons include: he moved into my flat without asking, never paid a penny towards anything but spent all my money on nights out that "we can't afford for 2 of us to go", refused to work and complained when I did that I spent no time with him so I quit an he complained that he had no money, moved everything he owned in but wouldn't let me put anything in drawers/cupboards 'cause that meant we were gettin too serious and then moaned that I wasn't tidy when I didn't make the bed one morning 'cause I was up at 6 making his christing breakfast. HE WAS STILL IN IT!!!! Well, I'm glad that's off my chest. Anyone else have someone lovely but just impossible to live with?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06,
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that she didn't mention, was his banana smelling fingers and the way he liked to swing from a car tyre on a rope.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10,
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whilst I'm about it
www.thinkofthechildren.co.uk/
I don't think anyone can visit this website too many times.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09,
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www.thinkofthechildren.co.uk/
I don't think anyone can visit this website too many times.

...the flatmate stories were for yesterday's radio show.
If you want to add yours to the archive for posterity, you need to reply to the thread that is linked to from the front page - putting your message here means it's just going to get lost in the archives.
I have no idea why I am telling you this though, as I am willing to bet you will never read any of the replies to your thread.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09,
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If you want to add yours to the archive for posterity, you need to reply to the thread that is linked to from the front page - putting your message here means it's just going to get lost in the archives.
I have no idea why I am telling you this though, as I am willing to bet you will never read any of the replies to your thread.

...self deprecation because I have been a complete fool.
I also just fancied a change.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11,
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I also just fancied a change.


Intrigue i clicked.. looks like a jolly gay time

May I ask what you were looking at in order to receive this popup?
On second thoughts, don't answer that...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09,
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On second thoughts, don't answer that...
![Challenge Entry: Animals with Jobs [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Foxes in pr0n films...

especially when i picture your magnificently-mulleted head being angry.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05,
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"that cunt who looks like the cunt from coldplay"
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:07,
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to cunt
Do you still need to use my broadbeans?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09,
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Do you still need to use my broadbeans?

I'm slowly downloading matsimspk's photoshop as the imageready in mine is borked
i've only got another 100Mb to go so i might not bother.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11,
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i've only got another 100Mb to go so i might not bother.

zipped into about 120Mb. Get a proper computer, fucktard.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:15,
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comes with loads of post box pictures for free
It's 548Mb.
And I have a proper computer - not a Windows For Spackers one like you.
Fucktard.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:17,
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It's 548Mb.
And I have a proper computer - not a Windows For Spackers one like you.
Fucktard.

of this picture i made of an elephant who is angered by sports, but soothed by bridges

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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:08,
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reminded me of this picture i did a long time ago but found last night

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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10,
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i'd like to see a version of that where their mullets are fluttering in the wind.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:12,
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Make the funniest/most intruiging picture or movie you can with these three objects allowed. apart from the following pictures you can't use anything from the internet/clip art/your picture database.
go. best one wins.



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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53,
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go. best one wins.




isn't that more or less what's going on a little further down the page?
honestly you wait months for a minichallenge then 3 come along all at once....
edit: that fox cub picture is almost as gorgeus as THE fox cub picture.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:54,
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honestly you wait months for a minichallenge then 3 come along all at once....
edit: that fox cub picture is almost as gorgeus as THE fox cub picture.

i am going out in five minutes, but i'd love to hang around and see the results of this! have fun and don't forget to cheat :)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:55,
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just go here:
www.randimaginator.tk/
Woo! To mini-challenges though, might break my hummus-block.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:56,
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www.randimaginator.tk/
Woo! To mini-challenges though, might break my hummus-block.

I'm feeling a duvet/wine/photoshop interface scenario coming on. What's your excuse?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:59,
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I onlygot to the pub afterwards though.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:03,
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I knew I should have gone. Nothing like a good pub crawl to promote world peace.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:04,
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you crazy dutch bastard.
or whatever suits you.
you know you want to shop the cute foxes though...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:57,
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or whatever suits you.
you know you want to shop the cute foxes though...

my modem would like a word with you.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:42,
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...it would probably be just a legible, but it would take it safely under 200k and no-one would complain.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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and there i was waiting for other images for a mini challenge. foolish me! woo you!
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:40,
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is purely coincidental, i assure you
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:46,
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i was just far too happy about this

don't fucking score a try rely on that twunt Wilkinson
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24,
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They did score a try didn't they. I wasn't really paying attention, but I seem to remember a try.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:25,
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that chappy hit the ball into the crowd.
that said it all.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:26,
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that said it all.

just don't like the tactics of the team if u want to kick a ball play football...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:32,
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Rugby Football :)
bet you didn't watch the game anyway
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53,
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bet you didn't watch the game anyway

it's whether they win or not.
we scored as many tries as the aussis anyhow
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:40,
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we scored as many tries as the aussis anyhow

but the bitterness of the defeated australians amuses me greatly.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:27,
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fish heads to feed your family or something. I will put it towards shoes.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:56,
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and woo yay for your animation
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24,
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AAAAGGGGGHHHHH !!!!!

as an offer to deposit £3,000,000 into my bank account.
how kind.
[edit]I'm confused: earlier I was convinced that DJfisheep was you under another name. but lower down you would have been having a conversation with yourself
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:14,
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how kind.
[edit]I'm confused: earlier I was convinced that DJfisheep was you under another name. but lower down you would have been having a conversation with yourself

i replied to your post earlier with some opitimization advice
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:19,
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I wasn't sure that you would be about still. :)
thanks for the advice.
I guess that dicking about will give you different results. so I will try everything that seems logical.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21,
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thanks for the advice.
I guess that dicking about will give you different results. so I will try everything that seems logical.

i was just thinking i'd like to make another picture, but didn't have any ideas. a mini challenge would be just the thing!
who's with me?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:18,
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who's with me?

so i'll go first

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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21,
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i'm amazed! usually more than two pictures turn up withing seconds!
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:29,
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a lot worse is often worn at our school.
Twunting rudies.
Bah!
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:47,
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Twunting rudies.
Bah!

I end up looking at all of them to see how useful they'd be for a picture...
Mentally incapable
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:41,
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Mentally incapable

minichallenge button on there now. that helps.
like this one
www.roman.com/fontanini/images/52918.jpg
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:45,
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like this one
www.roman.com/fontanini/images/52918.jpg

there seems to be a distinct lack of interest in the mini challenge. we could give it a miss, i suppose...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:46,
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Not that I can actually photoshop, of course...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:51,
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usually occurs when someone suggests it, then the next two random source images posted by people get used by everyone who wants to participate, in foolish combinations, to come up with minichallenge pictures. they're usually a lot of fun.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:54,
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but having spent the afternoon looking at t-shirts and blackmailing people, I really should make some tea nd have a wash now, maybe later!
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53,
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11:30am today. and now i'm ready for sleep again! so i might not be up for it after all.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:54,
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I'm too slow for mini challenges.... but I might manage something...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21,
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how are you
still no comp :(
another 2 weeks now... which means 10 weeks with out shop.... hey ho
FUSH BUCH
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:19,
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still no comp :(
another 2 weeks now... which means 10 weeks with out shop.... hey ho
FUSH BUCH


even if it involved nicking diamonds or money whatever

has some unfinished business with Davros.
it could get ugly
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:14,
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it could get ugly

not sure.
he scared me so much that I can only really remember the fear I had.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:17,
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he scared me so much that I can only really remember the fear I had.

i think he's kind of sweet, in a psychotic kill all humans sort of a way.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:19,
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and yay for crayons! Strategic repost from this morning: www.b3ta.com/board/2375399
Edit: actually, he's so pale and the crayons are so colourful, we could all have a colouring competition using his pallid face
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:03,
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Edit: actually, he's so pale and the crayons are so colourful, we could all have a colouring competition using his pallid face

Woo, yay, houpla!
Bah, well I may be quite wet but at least I have alcohol now! :-)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:09,
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Bah, well I may be quite wet but at least I have alcohol now! :-)
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