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[challenge entry] First compo entry: Polar Bearers
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# 150 good polar bears
where killed in the great penguin strike of 2003.

Sorry, but to me, every new image is a caption competition.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# If you like Johnny Cash
I reccomend you download the video to his last ever song "Hurt", it was written shortly before his wife died, after which, he died. It is truelly tragic. If you have Kazaa and a reasonable connection - get this video. Its amazing.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I have to cook Sunday dinner
for abour 40 people tomorrow.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# add special ingredients.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
#
Fuck em all.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Fuckem Hall
(in Wiltshire)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Johnny Cash is dead.
So is Elvis.

I've only got Phil Collins to do and then my work on this planet is done.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Please.
do NOT put Johnny into the same categroy as Phil Collins.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Ah...
but which category have I put them in?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# he makes a
good point
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# i'm not sure.
but it makes me uncomfortable.

(unless the category is just "dead", then that would be acceptable)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# well
the same one sting is in. when was the last time anyone liked sting?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Feburary 29th,
1988.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# sometimes I can smell soil
even though I'm indoors
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# sorry.
that was me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# It was written in 1994 by Trent Reznor
Tis a good cover though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# tis true
a fine rendition tho, mr cash is/was woo.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I thought so.
He also did a mighty fine cover of the Soundgarden song "Rusty Cage".
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ....but someone's got to do it


(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# is it a case of
softness over efficiency?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Kittensoft efficiency ?
The manual says
'Start with the kitten tongue'
'Finish off with the fur'

That must be quite nice
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# huh?
toilet roll has manuals?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# kittensoft
This one does.
it even says 'toilet roll isn't only for christmas'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# oh
you champion!

you did one! i think i might make one now
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# That's very good.
I got sidetracked and I'm going out soon too.
I'll plow on though..
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# mine's
almost done!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# nice
but aren't you supposed to be in the pub?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I'm just about to leave...
...fashionably late and all that.

Aren't YOU supposed to be in the pub too?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# in theory
but i thought i should wait a while since everyone appears to still be here :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...damn it!

The little trick we are playing on you isn't working!

Right... I'm off - be there in 25 mins (ish)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# yay mystery fucktard!
i don't understand though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# woo!
that be just perfect :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Not the shitty flatmate but the shitty ex-boyfriend
i had a really hot, cool, neat boyfriend who I loved very much. But then I noticed he was a complete happy baby orangutan. Various reasons include: he moved into my flat without asking, never paid a penny towards anything but spent all my money on nights out that "we can't afford for 2 of us to go", refused to work and complained when I did that I spent no time with him so I quit an he complained that he had no money, moved everything he owned in but wouldn't let me put anything in drawers/cupboards 'cause that meant we were gettin too serious and then moaned that I wasn't tidy when I didn't make the bed one morning 'cause I was up at 6 making his christing breakfast. HE WAS STILL IN IT!!!! Well, I'm glad that's off my chest. Anyone else have someone lovely but just impossible to live with?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Your boyfriend was an orangutan?
Freak!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# happy though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# but very young
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# One of the reasons she found he was a happy baby orangutan
that she didn't mention, was his banana smelling fingers and the way he liked to swing from a car tyre on a rope.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# and a paedophile to boot!
whilst I'm about it
www.thinkofthechildren.co.uk/
I don't think anyone can visit this website too many times.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# oooooooooooh, satire!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
and....relax.....

hahahahah!hahahah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# tef's my new tennant
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# ha ha ha haa ha!
really?! ha ha! ha!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Unfortunately...
...the flatmate stories were for yesterday's radio show.

If you want to add yours to the archive for posterity, you need to reply to the thread that is linked to from the front page - putting your message here means it's just going to get lost in the archives.

I have no idea why I am telling you this though, as I am willing to bet you will never read any of the replies to your thread.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# what's with
the new name, Fucktard?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Just a spot of...
...self deprecation because I have been a complete fool.

I also just fancied a change.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Just got this pop up

Intrigue i clicked.. looks like a jolly gay time
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# How nice for you.
May I ask what you were looking at in order to receive this popup?

On second thoughts, don't answer that...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# As usual,
the whole experience just made me angry.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I love you.
Kiss me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] from that reply, this is a better suited place for this image...


Foxes in pr0n films...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# I've had enough of your mocking ways.

En guarde!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
#
*waves 38 shiny pennies*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# this image makes me laugh a lot
especially when i picture your magnificently-mulleted head being angry.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# *changes phonebook entry to "magnificently mulleted"*
;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I'm considering becoming known as
"that cunt who looks like the cunt from coldplay"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Nicely shortened
to cunt

Do you still need to use my broadbeans?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I forgot about that,
I'm slowly downloading matsimspk's photoshop as the imageready in mine is borked

i've only got another 100Mb to go so i might not bother.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# You can get photoshop 7
zipped into about 120Mb. Get a proper computer, fucktard.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I think his
comes with loads of post box pictures for free

It's 548Mb.

And I have a proper computer - not a Windows For Spackers one like you.

Fucktard.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# it also makes me think
of this picture i made of an elephant who is angered by sports, but soothed by bridges
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# and one section of that
reminded me of this picture i did a long time ago but found last night

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# woo!
i'd like to see a version of that where their mullets are fluttering in the wind.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# I'm crying.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# yay !
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# *hug!*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Ha.
Very good.
And you did well to dodge the fox pr0n joke
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# cock off!
We can only work with what's given us!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I said it was good!
Calm down!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# where?
I can't see it!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Smile for the camara. Flash bandicoot
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# that
is rather nice :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# very
good!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# A photoshop challenge
Make the funniest/most intruiging picture or movie you can with these three objects allowed. apart from the following pictures you can't use anything from the internet/clip art/your picture database.
go. best one wins.


(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# erm
isn't that more or less what's going on a little further down the page?

honestly you wait months for a minichallenge then 3 come along all at once....

edit: that fox cub picture is almost as gorgeus as THE fox cub picture.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# so there is
a minichallenge after all.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# woo!
i am going out in five minutes, but i'd love to hang around and see the results of this! have fun and don't forget to cheat :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Or we could all,
just go here:

www.randimaginator.tk/

Woo! To mini-challenges though, might break my hummus-block.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# why aren't you at the pub?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Just got back.
I'm feeling a duvet/wine/photoshop interface scenario coming on. What's your excuse?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# It's cold and rainy
and I can't be arsed.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Quitter.
How was the march?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Apparently it was as boozy as the last one
I onlygot to the pub afterwards though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Damn.
I knew I should have gone. Nothing like a good pub crawl to promote world peace.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yep
that showed him
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# how about no
you crazy dutch bastard.

or whatever suits you.
you know you want to shop the cute foxes though...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# /goldmember
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# quick and cheap.............

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# that's quite good!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bet you'd never realised she'd gone....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# The dial-ups will be cursing me...
but it's worth it

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# could you come here please?
my modem would like a word with you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# the fear
did it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# If you shrank that to 250 pixels wide...
...it would probably be just a legible, but it would take it safely under 200k and no-one would complain.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# not loading,
and i'm on broadband
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# It loaded fine for me.
w/y/h
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# ha haa ha!
and there i was waiting for other images for a mini challenge. foolish me! woo you!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# any sort of similarity between what i talking about and physical actuality
is purely coincidental, i assure you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
you are truly mad

you special fool you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I know a lot of you don't like rugby but......


i was just far too happy about this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# yeah typical english play
don't fucking score a try rely on that twunt Wilkinson
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Um.
They did score a try didn't they. I wasn't really paying attention, but I seem to remember a try.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# and when they did
that chappy hit the ball into the crowd.

that said it all.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# scored 1 try
just don't like the tactics of the team if u want to kick a ball play football...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# It is called
Rugby Football :)

bet you didn't watch the game anyway
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# it doesn't matter how you get the points,
it's whether they win or not.
we scored as many tries as the aussis anyhow
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# i'm not a sport follower at all
but the bitterness of the defeated australians amuses me greatly.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# I concur
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Heartless bastard.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# you'd have only spent it on
fish heads to feed your family or something. I will put it towards shoes.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I like the word
twunt.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# it has thrilled me all day long
and woo yay for your animation
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# woo.......and yay as well.........
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# awww
that's gorgeous. good for you!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# once again
the english boys teach the criminals a lesson
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# now now
there's no need for that sort of talk.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# the Doctors worst nightmare had come true......

AAAAGGGGGHHHHH !!!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
Jane.

the bestest assistant ever.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# agreed.............
i would.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# come
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Eye Wood?
Oh... Isketch!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# sketch of a wood...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# minichallenge
?

i'm going to interpret it as minichallenge
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I'm going to interpret that
as an offer to deposit £3,000,000 into my bank account.

how kind.

[edit]I'm confused: earlier I was convinced that DJfisheep was you under another name. but lower down you would have been having a conversation with yourself
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# just in case you missed it,
i replied to your post earlier with some opitimization advice
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yeah thanks.
I wasn't sure that you would be about still. :)

thanks for the advice.

I guess that dicking about will give you different results. so I will try everything that seems logical.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# good
good!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# you? logical?
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# yay!
i was just thinking i'd like to make another picture, but didn't have any ideas. a mini challenge would be just the thing!

who's with me?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# and i just happen to have randimaginator open
so i'll go first

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Do we need another picture?
Do we?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# yes we do.
i'm amazed! usually more than two pictures turn up withing seconds!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Oh.
Um. Help.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# thanks to you i found this
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Don'tcha
just LOVE those trousers...?!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# it looks like his legs are made out of
bricks
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Scarily,
a lot worse is often worn at our school.

Twunting rudies.

Bah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i love randimaginator
all credit to fuzzbucket
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I can't do random images.
I end up looking at all of them to see how useful they'd be for a picture...

Mentally incapable
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# he's got a
minichallenge button on there now. that helps.

like this one
www.roman.com/fontanini/images/52918.jpg
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# actually
there seems to be a distinct lack of interest in the mini challenge. we could give it a miss, i suppose...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Um.
I'm pottering about with them two.
I'm slow though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# What's a mini challenge?
Not that I can actually photoshop, of course...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# a mini challenge
usually occurs when someone suggests it, then the next two random source images posted by people get used by everyone who wants to participate, in foolish combinations, to come up with minichallenge pictures. they're usually a lot of fun.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# I would like a minichallenge very much
but having spent the afternoon looking at t-shirts and blackmailing people, I really should make some tea nd have a wash now, maybe later!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# i slept until
11:30am today. and now i'm ready for sleep again! so i might not be up for it after all.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Oh the hectic life
Of the idle rich.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Um.
I'm too slow for mini challenges.... but I might manage something...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# hello all
how are you
still no comp :(
another 2 weeks now... which means 10 weeks with out shop.... hey ho

FUSH BUCH
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# only the skills of mr tarantino could get such deadly foes to work together

even if it involved nicking diamonds or money whatever
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# tom baker dr who
has some unfinished business with Davros.

it could get ugly
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# didn't davros get killed at some point?





maybe.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# hmmmmm
not sure.

he scared me so much that I can only really remember the fear I had.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# really?
i think he's kind of sweet, in a psychotic kill all humans sort of a way.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# he's like a prune
which is always good
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Michael's Morning Routine
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Officially
the scariest thing I have ever seen.

Woo to you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# hhehe
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Woo yay!
and yay for crayons! Strategic repost from this morning: www.b3ta.com/board/2375399

Edit: actually, he's so pale and the crayons are so colourful, we could all have a colouring competition using his pallid face
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# heehee
that's cool, i likey!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# that is very woo :D
shazzam to you! SHAZZAM!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# That. Is. Brilliant.
Woo, yay, houpla!

Bah, well I may be quite wet but at least I have alcohol now! :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# mmmm....
...intoxicating beverages
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i didn't know routine had died
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# *slap*
and *slap* again
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I concur
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow board..I made this already!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I've got one of them*

* Lie.

EDIT: Woo by the way.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# i've not GOT one.
but it looks kind of like my ex.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)

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