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# poor saddam living in that horrible hut...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:54, archived)
# horrible hut?
thought it was a hole...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Did anyone see the
pastel artist's impressions of Saddam's arrest? Sitting on a big pile of money looking like Gollum (with a beard, obviously)
It's like someone at ITN watched Brass Eye and thought "yes, that IS a good idea.."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# heh heh heh
i missed that!

just found out i can't get a seat at the cinema for lord of the rings until Sunday.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I booked for THursday, yay!
Here is my "cheap Odeon tickets" cheat.

Book online as a student, and get your tickets from the machine when you arrive... they never check your NUS card!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# thats my plan at ster century in leeds, they're the same.
shame that every showing after 4pm until staurday is fully booked. have to wait until my day off on sunday. :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)
# 'er indoors has banned me from seeing it
until boxing day. just so we can go together

*fume*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:57, archived)
# To keep his hand in when not curing lepers


Jesus practised by curing ham, which is why we have it at Christmas
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:51, archived)
# ahh, festive-ness
as is this:
www.b3ta.com/board/2500722

Just back from the Spazz and this made me wet mesen.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# aye, tis top quality festive anim
makes me really wish I had shopping skills.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Yep...
...he is full of fantastic things that boy.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# yes DIE bibel!
die now!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# even JC needs time off from curing stuff
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:46, archived)
# been done?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:51, archived)
# bad man...

**snigger**
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:52, archived)
# gee thanks
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:52, archived)
#
"who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies..."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# You've just given me a great idea.
If only i had the flash skills to do it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:54, archived)
# is that still going?
i thought will young won it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# No
He was kicked out for snorting powdered bleach off dead children so they had to run it again, this time with more representation from minority groups such as glasweigan whales.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:57, archived)
# that
and the fact that hes bum gay, simon thought he was going to be wills first turned out young was slacker than goatse...

I feel sick.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:00, archived)
# i'm ringing sky up tomorrow
to ask them to remove ITV on christmas day for me.
there's NO WAY i'm being forced to watch World Idol.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:57, archived)
# cant you 'set' parental controls per channel with sky?
i can on my cable box (only 'unblocked' channels on xmas day will be sky movies, E4, Playboy, and Sci-Fi)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# you can, but it blocks everything by age rating for all channels.
and since pop idol will be 'U', i'd need a pin to watch everything. simple solution: i've got sky+ so i'll record a load of simpsons/futurama/family guy and go on an animation marathon.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
She's FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:09, archived)
# as am I
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:20, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)
# fell for that one
.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:23, archived)
# tee-hee
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Hungry?

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:46, archived)
# threadjack: the most pointless dreamweaver extension ever?
clicky
ah, and...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:50, archived)
# But a lot of people seem to be using it!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:51, archived)
# NING!
Sounds great! Is it called the Frontpage extension?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:52, archived)
# not in as many words, but the effects are the same
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:52, archived)
# GOSH
Macromedia's site looks good now. Me considers extentions for dw:mx
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I am now
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:50, archived)
# rôti de pois sans honte
en retard
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:43, archived)
# fromage mange singe de reddition
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Merci
Vous ĂȘtes trop gentile.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Woo et yay
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:46, archived)
# A pearoast, you mean?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Euh ... oueh.
Comme j'ai dit. Non?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Oui
But seems to me like you were trying to hide the fact.


/grouch
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Hide it by ...
...saying when I originally posted it "I will repost this on monday" rather than tuesday ... or by sneaking it in with a forrin language?

As I said "sans honte".
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Mindpiss...
Saddam at the Oscar's was semi amusing in my head...

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:41, archived)
# and the award for having a head shaped like australia goes to...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I always loved
the "guess what country Noddy from Slade's sideburn looked like" compo.

It was India, i believe.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# and that's another so called bleedin miracle that was misheard
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:41, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:41, archived)
# groan....
with a bit of a YAY
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:41, archived)
# bubba dum tish
walking on a waiter
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:42, archived)
# It's not as simple as it seems, Watson.
This man was punned to death.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Woo
When the disciples went to find Jesus on the 3rd day after his death, they were surprised to find his tomb was actually full of baked beans.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:43, archived)
# in tomato sauce
no less
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Heinz 57
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:47, archived)
# .

Click to make the tart bigger.
Hmmm... is it a pie, cake or tart?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Yum!
Something to nibble on in traffic jams...i like it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Tart!
;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:35, archived)
# My word...
...imitating life, theres a roundabout in Rugby thats sponsored by Mr Kiplins and it has cup cakes on it.

FACT
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
Rugby's shit!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:45, archived)
# It's a brake-well tart
arf!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Yay
for big tarts
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# More ning!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
EDIT: they could have made the effort:
Cor...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# that's great
love the stockings
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:35, archived)
# They...
...aroused me too
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I love them too
(every night)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Do you not find...
...that they chafe a little round the top?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# They do if you end up taking them for granted
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# ding dong
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I got sent
by email a couple of days ago.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
you loon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Heh,
ha ha ha.

Oh, and you shall have a sketch this very evening.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Ooh smashing
Look forward to it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:49, archived)
# oh yes

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:29, archived)
# *groans*
ning to you sir!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Good day
Gah, my second day back at work and I hate it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Will anyone miss you if you go back home to bed?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hmmm, don't know
they treat me like a slave....a slave I tell you.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Time to rebel!

Grab ya pitchfork and torch, I will meet you round the back!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# What kind
of slave?
(shudders)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:34, archived)
# ooo, harsh.
I have all week to do what I want.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Suicide using invisable rope

image found here while looking for "Ning"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:27, archived)
# i think i've run out of hummus.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:25, archived)
# What a smashing
pear!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:27, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:29, archived)
# It's a sunny daaaay!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:24, archived)
# yaaaaay!
nice car.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:27, archived)
# What
a Fiat bean can?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:28, archived)
# The car
was originally going to be for the gangsters compo. Ran out of time to make it, though, so here is son of gangsta fiat... with kittens and polar bears.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:29, archived)
# damn right!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Blimey
I don't think I can get in one of those
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# A highschool mate of mine
had a citroen-60. He was 6'10".
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# That's no Meme street!
That's the road outside The University of Central Lancashire. I walk past every day and rarely have I met Nohands, Fluffy, Furtive or Domo. And I am certain I would recall an experience of *The Fear*.

You sir, are a charlaton.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Not a charlatan...
Just an Aussie. I googled "street" for images, and this was the best "street" image I found.

Anyway... photos don't lie, do they?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
# looky likey
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# New Person.
Welcome, please read our FAQ regarding posting images.

Please note nearly every possible Saddam Hussein related image that could ever be conceived has been made in the last 72 hours by b3tans.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Saddam
as Anne Robinson?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:23, archived)
# hasty footnote:
well, every saddam/person with a beard picture
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Saddam as
Anne Robinson?
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:26, archived)
# why you little!
;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Apart from mine!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Not worth
a new thread, so I'm threadjacking.

This is my very first animation. Ever.



Incidentally, it's my cat, Bruno. Be nice to him.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:24, archived)
# he wants liver.
my liver.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Meow Mix,
Meow Mix, please deliver!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# He looks like a bit of a bruiser to me!

Nice anim!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Hey hey Dom!
Nice work!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Small hairy thing, hides in small holes in the woods
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Now that
is woo mit yay.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:20, archived)
# at least there's no santa!
and they hide in small dark holes in the ground
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:20, archived)
# That is
the best one, not a Father Crimble hat in sight.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Hmmmm
Nuts...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Damn
I knew I'd forgotten something...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Hehehe
Yours is inspired!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha
dat maid mi smoil :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Is that santa?
Good spin.
Like it.
Woo and Yay
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Actually, that's not bad.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:22, archived)
# tis very good
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Ewoks dont
live in holes, they live in trees.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
#
never let the facts get in the way of a good 'shopping
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:38, archived)
# So that's how he did it!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Genie-Arse!

Was there not a Bob Monkhousian TV show with those puzzles in it?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:09, archived)
# i think
you're thinking of 'every second counts'...


... or was that paul daniels?

or was it the general-knowledge quiz show 'Wipeout'?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:13, archived)
# How about Turnabout
with Rob Curling.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:15, archived)
# are you not missing a comma there?
Rob, Curling (one out)?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# are you calling me a
pffft?

I think you're right, it was Turnaround.

Great tv.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I believe
you're thinking of Lucky Ladders hosted by Lenny Bennett.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Lucky Ladders
hosted by Lenny Kravitz...

not got the same ring to it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:16, archived)
# do you mind coughing into a hanky!
i don't want your filthy germs.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:17, archived)
# gag
wretch
splutter...

yes, good idea
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Hmmmmm
You might be right
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I am right.
by jingo!
Oh and I arthured you yesterday, nothing special just a silly comment.
But did you reply? NooOOOoooo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Ahhh
sorry old bean I missed that. I had hundreds of messages as I had left it on all day. I may have deleted your in error and thrown the baby out with the bathwater. I amn sure that it was witty and inciteful and I missed out on a work of genius.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:22, archived)
# You are forgiven,
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha!
get off jesus!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Arf
Jesus Roolz
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:10, archived)
# thats clever
i love it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Kill It!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:03, archived)
# its eyes
are burning a whole in my brain.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:03, archived)
# burning a whole what?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:24, archived)
# awww,
i wanna eat it! it looks like it would be filled with a fluffy marshmallow goo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:03, archived)
# nooooo dont!
poor wee thing.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Oooooh
Very fluffy. How does it smell?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:06, archived)
# pine
fresh
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:07, archived)
# hehe !
lovely :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Wow
that's cute to the power of ten.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:10, archived)
# my eyes
are burning a hole in its brain
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:11, archived)
# so your eyes
are burning into the back of his brain,
coming through his eyes and burning my brain?

fair play that man.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Careful
you don't damage your monitor...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Is it just me,
or does it's head look like it's about to sprout legs and crawl away, like in 'The Thing'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Are those
Spider eyes??
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:09, archived)
# How can you possibly want to kill that?!
It needs to be cuddled :)

Woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:21, archived)
# is it just me...
or are weird freaky spider eyes just plain cute?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I Want one
where can i get it
(, Thu 18 Dec 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Dunno what it is...

... but the screaming keeps me awake at night ! NING !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Whoaaaaa!
What do you feed it?
Ning!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:58, archived)
# It seems to live off
old socks.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I think there must be one in my flat too...
...Only ever eats one mind you.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:59, archived)
# That's the stuff of nightmares
Well, I'm sure I had one with something similar in it once. And when I woke up my bed was all damp and warm.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
#
More of this please.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I concur.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:52, archived)
# reeeepost!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Haha
I like that a lot. Obviously I didn't see it when it was originally posted.

On a totally unrelated note, theres nothing better than a new pair of slacks...
aaaaah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:50, archived)
# yes there is!
when those same new slacks have been fluffed up in the dryer a bit first! WHEE!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:53, archived)
# these have
been heated in the tumble drier, and now you mention it... they do feel quite fluffy.

Most importantly they feel warm. It's ridiculously cold here. And it's raining.
Bah.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:55, archived)
# really,
i'm jealous. i live in a crap, dry, deserty wasteland. no rain, no snow, just dry and warm. every day. bllaaaahhhhhh.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:58, archived)
# ning yerself!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:51, archived)
#
goodning :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Ning !
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Here they are in larvae state
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Have you reached
the - seeing the quo everywhere - stage then?

Larvalae picture
Woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:13, archived)

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