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# it was too late
she tryed to turn but the beastie buggy went out of control.

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaay!
That marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# Why do they
need to be warm at such a velocity?

(hence the need for earsocks)
(Dies Irae, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# If I lend you my garage
and a few spanners, will you build me one?
(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# those girls
sure are sturdy
(alfons, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Woo.
Mountaineering caryatids.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Hoorah!
For Sturdy Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# boo & nay
Is it me or is the interwebby a bit shit today (BT adsl in west london is playing up and a mate in clapham on NTL's been having grief)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# wednesdays
they're always shit. i think the ADSLs get caught up in the apaches.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# It's the pigeons'
day off.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# damn those pesky pigeons.
What do they think they're doing taking a day off?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# old man google
I asked him about "time spaz", look what he showed me.



Is this a component of the time spaz machine?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# this came up in the same search. I prefer it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# "Bigger shoe, mate?"
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# class
in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# and also
a repost.
time spazz!!!!
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Please forgive me.......
...I haven't posted for over a month before today.......

ftp (and work) probs. all sorted now.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Spazza???
Time spazz anyone...
(HungOver, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# noooooooo
careful kitty, or the time-spaz continuum in the Trainer of Doom will suck you in!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# "Hmmmmmmmm".....thought 'Ice T'...
...he wasn't convinced that Dre's new signing would go down well in the 'hood'.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# wanna buy some pegs Dave
you're MY wife now
(Bagpussy Galore, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Her knee must surely
be on a spring. How else could she achieve that sort of flicking action?
(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# sychro-swimmers
are also sturdy!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
perb
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# Cn I link to a picture
on a website if I dont have acces to my server a work and the picture is funny and not a time spaz?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# dont know.
can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Thats what I was asking
Can I?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Well, how are we supposed to know?
Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# I could
I mean I know how.
So is it alright if I do?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# i dont see why not.
I hope there are breasts on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Everyone else does.
It's people turning up out of the blue and posting half of yankee-fratboy-wanker-jokes.com that pisses people off.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Okay then.
Here it is.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# How
is that a hedgehog?
[edit] The more I look at that, the more I like it. It's bonkers.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# A shaved hedgehog
is the third most pathetic creature in the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Its got bagpipes
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# You want to check out
the site.
Some of the other titles include
'The Elf mound' and 'The Runaway Dumpling'.

He he. 'The Enchanted Fish'
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# The Elf Mound?
Tolkien Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# huzzah!
we made it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# I was thinking about memory loss
over the weekend but I've forgotten the conclusion.
damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# tsk
boom
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# you should see
the beast i bought after visiting the showroom today



shes parked in the garage now
(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# I say why is it that whenever you do a random image search with numbers on Google
you ALWAYS get one of these?

Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# 1234
got me this...

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Yup.
You can also expect graphs of really boring things and pictures of truly hideous ornaments like what your granny buys.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Mmmmmm ...
tetris pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# wouldn't believe
what '69' returned...

/me gets coat
(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Gotta keep
your stumps warm when tavelling at this speed

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# stump socks
yay
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# no one can be bothered
to remove the bit of background in the top right corner.

post-coronation laziness? or something more sinister?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# i cant fucking hummus today.,
anyone got any anti boredom suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Send me £50
and i'll tell you how to make money from gullible people. Won't that cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# no money
no hummus
no life
lungs and liver fucked.
ahhhhh fucksocks.
head hurts.
stomach bug.
*whinge*
Im getting fucking old.
I didnt feel crap in the old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# i've heard you're crap in bed too
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# true...
Lucy didnt half complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# touche
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# pretend to be not bored
by doing nothing
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# You
could look at this so you don't feel so alone...
edit: time spaz btw
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# "Fucking typical"....
...thought Evel. "I license my image to be used in a flid-transporter, and then I end up fucking needing one. Quelle irony."
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# sigh
I already miss those Sturdy Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Get over it.
They were only after your money.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Probably
but those thighs...

Edit: Can't we make this sturdy girl hour, please?
Its my birthday on the 14th and I wont be here, so please can you fix it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# i fancy some more
sturdy girls as well...
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# I agree....
...more 'sturdy girls'. Another poem perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# with this lack of willing volunteers...
I fear we may have to start trapping our livestock and spending considerable time breaking them in before we can mosey on out of here. Luckily I have the number of a very reliable sturdy-girl whisperer, who learnt his trade from an ancient indian chief. One day, Mr Bovine, one day...
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# One can only dream
ah me...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# sorry to those of you who are bored of this
i wanted a go =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Wooooooo.
Lovely.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# heh,
gifted!
Woo for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# better call the
B.A.A.A.A
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Much better!
that is photoshoppy and inventive (moreover it isn't gory or sordid, which is even more inventive). I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Moral Highground alert!!!1
Moral Highground alert!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)
# hatstand


wibble...floyd induced seizure
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# no wonder they won -
their attack was just so synchronised...

(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# ??
(SF, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# scoose me..
I dunno if you've already seen this but

mhj.nebula.fi/disco.mpeg
(Bagpussy Galore, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Funky Disco
That's funny as fuck. No, seriously - that rules.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# so can I be
expecting some funkay moves off you now?
(Bagpussy Galore, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Scoose me
but what is this fucking HUGE file that i'm downloading?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# It must have already been said but..
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
Sparks flew out it's areshole.
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# did you know that
its best to shag a sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it pushes back harder :)
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Wellies boots 2 sizes larger than required
and bungee cord can save the effort and inconvenience of leaving your lounge room. "Why you can even do it in front of the TV"
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# also apparently
a jar of warm liver is the best thing for the "real" sensation.
Learned that when working on buildings sites..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# true story
a m8 moved into a furnished flat. We were painting his bedroom, moving the matress we discovered a slit cut into it in a suggestive shape. I stuck a spoon in and it was covered in vaseline type stuff. No three guesses required. We set fire to it in the garden later that day.
There is a moral to the story but i am fucked if i know what it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeee
yeeeeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# it led to the popular coloquial term
'sod off and fuck your bed u sad cnut' which lasted some months...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# a phrase which
I will now use at every oppertunity :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# spooky!
the guy in question just phoned me and i havent seen him in a year!!!!!!

I bet you will end u saying it to someone who then looks very embarrassed and blushes. Ask him if he ever lived in Argyll Road, Brighton...
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# some kid
in america wired up a fresh cows heart thus making an organic fuck-pump (insert knob through appropriate valve/artery type thing) trouble is he wired it up to the mains and killed himself!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahah!
serves the fuckwit right..
heh, spewed coffee on me laptop laughing at that..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Americans.
They're great. The world would be a much duller place if they stopped killing themselves in amusing ways.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# what about his poor mam
finding him like that - slightly charred and twitching with his strides down his ankles and a big bloody heart stuck on his todger!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# The sheer beauty
of natural selection.
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# velcro
knee pads
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# True but what about the Klingons?
reduces the effectiveness after a couple of goes.
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Squi'l
(banditto_of_l'oeuf, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Woo.
Nice.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# rock on!
He's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

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