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Shark's Peers Weren't As Liberal

When it came to lingerie...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)

Shakespeare?

Jacques Pierre?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

Boo!

(

Coprolite, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

haha, he's ace

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

does it hang

from the rafters eating carrots

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

high giggle-orum

*sets as wallpaper*

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

woo

and with that i go to bed

night all

(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

night big rob

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

Neko !

That was the bestest program ever written by anybody ever.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)

Now that's just cute

(Cheril, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

I want one...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

awww...

he deserves my new woo!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

A perfect pet for

retired Diddy-men.

Woo!

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)

The HyenaDuck

generally left the laughing to the other animals....

(The other Norman Hartnell, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

But occasionally quacks up.

Woo yay!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

Woo

Hello you evening chaps! What's it like out here? More fluffy?

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

In the news...

relief of being rescued from mob

and from Haiti

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

Pffft.

Very subtle. Woo!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

couldn't get

the 5 in or should it be 2?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

I think the lack of 5 makes it more subtle.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

but one

doesnt make sense, without the other

or maybe it does, either way yay for childhood calculator antics

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)

i read it as BIG NOB

maybe i'm just a pervert..

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

i think

you were just seeing what you wanted to see

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

i'm ignorant to being hit on

turns out some girl has been hitting on me for the past 3 weeks and i didn't know

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)

what was she hitting you with

2 by 4?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)

nah

a lump hammer

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)

well

go for it man, you dont wanna end up a lonely old man like me...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)

old man of

133?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)

well

almost its 133+

maybe im just to leet for my own good

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

I have that problem.

Or I did when women used to find me attractive, anyway.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

aint dat

da troof, yo

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

*reaches for phrasebook*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)

sorry

i didnt realise you didnt speak jive

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

its our duty

as male folk to mis-read signals from women.

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

And it's their duty to

change the rules periodically.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)

Yes

periodically. That's the word.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)

i hate to pearoast

but again...

aint dat da troof, yo

(you will get sick of me saying this, and eventually threaten me with physical violence but until that point...)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)

pft!

you said period-ically.....
ooo. actualy that makes sense.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)

aint dat

da troof, yo

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)

I shall . . .

"pop a cap" in . . . um . . . "yo ass".

*smiles triumphantly*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)

you forgot the..

"muthafucka"

remember verb, object, object, expletive

pay attention in class next time

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)

i just

forgot about dre

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)

Yes,

I mentioned that earlier ;-)

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)

by mere seconds

*checks time*

bugger.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)

what?

signals?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)

Mostly

semaphore.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)

aaaaaahhhhhhh

then red flag does spell danger and not that time of the...

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)

now you come to mention it

I hadn't noticed that before

but seeing it's haiti maybe 00D00V would have made more sense...

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)

hooray for parps!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

fanbloodytastic

spongage...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

brilliant

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

nice legs

(

reaper cushions, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

phwoar... face huggers get sexier every time i see them ;)

(

lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

international

hokey-cokey champ

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

woo yay!

those adidas boys really work you hard, hey?

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

In their

south east asian sweat shops.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

trying to corner

the isle of man market

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

Is there really a market for

south-east Asian sweat?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)

There's very little you can't buy

in that part of the world.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

yeah

reindeer cock, for one thing.

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)

Nothing very little about

reindeer cocks.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

hee hee

that's true. puts mine to shame for sure.

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)

Look on the bright side:

your name's not "Prancer" and you don't have to pull Santa once a year.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

You don't want to be there when he empties his

sack.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)

He always has to come

right down the chimney.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)

And

no-one has cut yours off for getting randy with Vixen

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)

I'd buy that

for a dollar

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

She's got legs going right up to her

well, every part of her !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

ANIMATE IT!

ANIMATE IT HARD!!!!!

please???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

i can see your thinking

it could be a scene from Krull.

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)

Hooray

for Krull!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)

funny you should mention Krull

that what that lil thing down below brought to mind as well!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

ha ha!

oh I see yeah. until it gets crushed in the fortress doors.

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)

CRUSH IT!!!!

CRUSH IT HARRRRRD!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)

Fnggnnnnnnnnnnnn

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

aaaaarg !!

Woo :)

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

hahahaha

you sick fucker! :)

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

HNNNNNNGG!

Kill it!

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

belm

belm
belm

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

blimey!

she'll be popular with the lads once she's a bitolder

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lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

A bit 'older

is that like a fluffer in pr0n?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

pr0n marignon?

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

I've been to the Forest of Dean

too.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

hehe

Gloucestershire. I live in Gloucester.

They do all look like that there.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

I lived there between

1985 and 1988

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)

Did you live in one of the mines ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

No, he lived at

number 1,987.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

;)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

I meant Goucester

not the Farrest

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

Coney Hill ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

No near the

park in a little road which lead up to the car park at the back of the Brunswick Road Co-op.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)

Crikey!!!!!!!!

(bigbomba, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

yay for animal human-zoo keepers!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

people with animal heads

are great. 100% fact

(bigbomba, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

steeeevoooo

that is all. woo

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

More paintmashery.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

awwww

what a sweetheart!

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

Why did you

bury the poor cat alive?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

Purple cushion on the lawn...

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

Like my wife often

says: I keep getting things out of perspective.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

urrrgh.

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

Yay

for fluffy paintmashery!

(siddy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

dig it up you fiend!

edit: oops, s'pretty!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

argh

someone squeezed a squirrel into my flat screen!!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

Shit, my

screen's broken.

Ohh Youuu!!

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

Don't worry Mr

Gere, we'll have it out of there in no time.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

haaaaaaa!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

woo

that's not a goatse post, is it?

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

Click me

CLICK ME NOW.

MOD EDIT :Thanks...........I'll try to click on that. Looks like a nifty little scenario.

(hiphop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

Ha!

No!

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

cock off

unfluffy but i don't care

*awaits lemony's misgivings*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

oi stop pre-empting me

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lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

ah thanks

*hugs*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

NO, don't be fluffy...

not for multiple offending twits, no way.

Anything past the first time is spamming from a troll. period.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

SPAM?

www.free-tat.tk/

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

am i winning

surely i am

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

good news for you:

i still have a lot to give away.

that and you can keep posting entries

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

yay, neeeeeeed freeeeeeee stuffffffff

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

anyone who likes overlooked and underappreciated films, watch x-change on bbc1 now

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Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

TJJ

Anyone who likes biscuits, go and have one.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

that's another option

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Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

I read that as X-rated!

(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

There's a game from Japan

[edit: By that name]

that is.

But it's not very good.

(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

didn`t you do that this afternoon?

(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

You

have the funniest username. Explain it.

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

thundercats.............

!!

edit: how can it be funny if you dont understand it??????

(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

HOOOO

!!!!!!

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

Thundercats you say ?

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Thundercats.mp3

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

thanks

goes to download!

(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

Thunder . . .

Thunder . . .
Thunder . . .
*cough* *cough*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

you have a great name!

(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

Why thangyoo snarf.

Now pass me that blasted samoflange!

/obscure

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

You said

flange (chortle)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

who me?????

it`s from a kiddies prog called thundercats.

(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

Yeah,

I know. I've seen the show before. It's just that I don't go around all day thinking of the name "Snarf" and it being in Thundercats.

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

*ignore*

*ignores* byebye newbie

(

tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

i aint

click'n shit, biatch

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

CLICK ME NOW

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

does exactly what it says on the tin

(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

Click THIS

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

'show parcel'.......'show parcel'........"SHOW ME THE FUCKING PARCEL"

(][DaN][, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

hee hee hee

that's just grrrrreat.
and so's yours mushroom... great minds, hey?

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

My Carry On Up The Fellowship

photoshop project continues.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

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5olly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

Haha

Breslaw-d of the rings.
Edit: you still interested in the butcher thing?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

Yep,

always.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

Smashing.

I'll get me writin' head on, Aunt Sally. drop us a 4rthur with owt you'd like to get in there :)

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DogHorse plop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

Woo

and Yay

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

hahahha

brilliant :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

haha wonderful!!

better than my idea for them anyway

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

woo woo woop

tres bien.

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

hahah

woo !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

(what ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

argh!

and woo! I once used the sockets that those eyes come in (singular eye in fact if I recall correctly)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

Crap!

And I shopped that animal once before.

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

aaaaggghhhhh

and woo!

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

Eeeeep !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

thats no ping pong ball

(bigbomba, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

hahah

w/y

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

very very

subtle. superb.

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

NOT jumping on a bandwagon...

(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

this may seem a strange question...

but has anyone got a pic of an olde timey politician hamster they could let me use?

(davey_binbag, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

that IS a strange question...

here's another:

WHY DID YOU THREADWASTE?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

me so solly

me not post very often

(davey_binbag, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

that is a perfectly

cromulent question

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

hahaha

cromulent, no idea what that means but made me laugh out loud

(bigbomba, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

well

i hope it embiggens you

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

Yes,

at least have the decency to threadjack. Or HAVE YOU NO DECENCY (Mr. McCarthy)?!!

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

any one in particular

(bobzac, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

winston

churchill?

(davey_binbag, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

I can

give you an old timey lemon if you want.

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

that could

work

(davey_binbag, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

try

www.picofanoldetimeypoliticianhamsteryoucoulduse.com

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

I was bored

and I have made up deities on the brain, so I give you the GREAT CARTOON CTHUHLU!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

I applaud you.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

now that

made me laugh out loud :)

(

spiny - things are looking up, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

now thats comedy

made me laugh anyway

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

hmm which C'Thulhu is that?

i forget the name, but me and my geeky friends fought one once with dice and paper...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

from some FAQ site:

"Cthulhu is a large green being which resembles a human with the head of a squid, huge bat-wings, and long talons (true, that doesn't really resemble a human, but bear with me here). According to H. P. Lovecraft's story "The Call of Cthulhu", Cthulhu rests in a tomb in the city of R'lyeh, which sank beneath the Pacific Ocean aeons ago. Cthulhu is dead but not truly dead, as he and his fellow inhabitants of R'lyeh sleep the aeons away. (Cthulhu is generally thought of as a "he" for some reason.) From time to time R'lyeh comes to the surface, and Cthulhu's dreams influence sensitive individuals across the globe to depict his image, slay, and found cults dedicated to him. In the past, R'lyeh has sunk after a short time, but the day will soon come when it rises to the surface permanently and great Cthulhu strides across a world thrown into chaos and anarchy from his telepathic sendings."

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

PAH

that's just one creature though, the call of the c'thulhu, many creatures dwell in the c'thulhian realm

/coat

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

look...

I'm new to this whole thing... sorta. I mean

fascinating

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

Actually he's basically on his own in R'lyeh.

Apart from the Star-spawn of Cthulhu, who sort of tend to him from a distance while he sleeps. And Deep Ones who worship him and do his bidding, but they're generally more sort of scattered.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

That would be "Call Of Cthulhu",

the game named after the story and soon to be an FPS of magnificence.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

frog penetrating sausage?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

Rawr!

I like the sound of that!

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

precisely

edit: I assume you mean that the frog would be penetrating the sausage, and not the other way around. Like man eating tiger.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

Yay for Cthulhu!

And Cthulhu reposts...except this one's purple...for some reason.

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

yours is more accurate

as to the description...

I just wanted to draw the head. Hey, this kinda makes me think that there's some sort of weird connection between Cthuhlu and Zoidberg from Futurama.

Thoughts?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

I have to...

catch the bus in 40 minutes...

OH!

You wanted something related...sorry

(siddy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

Never thought of that,

but indeed, it could very well be a malevolent-elder-god-inspired character.

...I wonder how many of those even exist.

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

I couldn't tell ya.

I know Zoidberg rocks though!
WHOA!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

Getting lost in the plains at night wasn't a good idea

fortunatley my guide always brushed his teeth and we managed to find our way home - true story

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Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

did he brush his eyes too?

dayum! wooness!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

you mean, you dont brush your eyes?

er.. well, neither do i!

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Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

welcome to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, that wasn't inspired by 'alright on the night' was it?

(troznarf, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

ty :)

and... no it wasn't

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Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

100%

of FACT.

(give to ian, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

NEWS FLASH UPDATE!

Unfortunately we couldnt get a decent animation done. We hope that this will make up for it! BZ

Any more ideas?

(bobzac, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)

Paint?

(Amer3tan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

a very quick piece of work in photoshop

(bobzac, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

i would say

seamless, but i doubt i could do better

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

go on then. we tried to knock it up as quick a poss.

(bobzac, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

nononono

i really cant, cos that would be incredibly hypocritical as my skillz could never pay the billz

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

if you say so!

(bobzac, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

its true

also why do you keep saying "we", multiple people or multiple personalities?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

because my cousin and I made it!

(bobzac, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

i sea

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

he's smelling what forehead oils he uses

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

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