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# Dizzee Rascal
Dizzee's latest song - Fix Up Pat Sharp.



(FP - 'scuse the crap quality)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)
# The punnage, it burns
Woo, yay.

Edit: and welcome.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)
# no punnage!
dont touch me there!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha
sillyness-a-go-go!

[edit] Welcome also!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)
# pat sharp
I always admired his hair*

Welcome!

(*lie)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Funhouse was the best show ever
I always wanted to go on that
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I thought knightmare was better
Less physical exertion unless you were the walking around kid.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)
# also a top program
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)
# What was that show called
were kids got to run around searching a house for clues to a prize? They got to completely wreck it. It was blamed on 2 kids running riot in their neighbours house.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:05, archived)
# FINDERS KEEEEEEEPERS!
with Neil Buchannon?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Yes
Thank you!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:17, archived)
# RAID THE
ROOOOMS!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)
# he was great....
he came to my school and played netball once! he put the mullet up in bunches to stop it getting in his face.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# arf!
That is all.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
the cheap expanded corn savoury snacks OF THE LORD!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Fuggin' Brillo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)
# i think you'll find it would be marzipan.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Are you quite mad?
I once went to a marzipan factory in Holland, they had 4 foot gnomes made out of the stuff.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Quo. I
I hated that film
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)
# more quo!
i approve

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)
# ARF!
The boards very quo-like this morning, did you all dream about the quo last night as well?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Every
night, every night
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# it felt like the longest film in the world.
on a side note, I went to a screening of Grand Theft Parsons last night,
the director was there and did about an hour of Q and A at the end, he is
a lovely man and it is a fantastic film really worth seeing.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# It's a terrible film!
I blame Hollywood.

Morning all!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I
blame cheese
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# philistine.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Apparantly
cheese gives you the same pleasure as an orgasm, i must be eating it wrong
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)
# You're putting it
in the wrong orifice. You fool!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:38, archived)
# *schlop*
oh yeah
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)
# you eat it?
pervert

(never got around to watching AI ... so for the purposes of criticism I'll assume it's like a melange of home alone and total recall)

(and woo to the cut-out quo)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)
# it went on for about twelve hours!
and suddenly a guy started narrating at the very end after having said nought for hours on end...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Most boring and shite film ever made
(and that includes Titanic)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)
# blimey
worse than titanic
the masochist in me is almost tempted
(but I'll soon beat that out of him)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)
# that is aceola!
aceola
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# of w#course this deserves more than a woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Sometimes i think they're doing it on purpose
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)
# hehe, true.
They're even worse when it comes to automated tube ticket machines.
(bless their pretty heads)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# It's not just the pretty ones
You ought to see the collection of Retards, Mingers and Mothers of Chavs that congregate around EVERY FUCKING LINK MACHINE in Coventry on a Saturday morning.
(They then go and clog up Sainsbury)
Sometimes the urge to set fire to their heads is almost irresistable.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Naughty girl
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:25, archived)
# woo to cocks
:D


little TJ: anyone know where i can find that flash animation where it has a formula one car, and then someone going ring ding ding ding ding neeeeeeeeeeeeeaw etc etc over the top
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:27, archived)
# morning all
I think it's all over the net, but this is the first one I got from googling for it: people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)
# thanks
:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)
# nope. Have a fish on a bike though:
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Woo for fish and penny farthings
Look at him go!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:44, archived)
# That
would've made the Aussie GP a bloody site more interesting !

As it was I fell asleep just after the start watching it live, and then again watching the re-run about ten laps from the end - COCK !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)
# No
but I can tell you why McLaren were so shit at the weekend:

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)
# I think that
cock has 5 balls.

How does it smell?

It doesn't it's a cock you fool.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Jamaican ginger cake.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Alaska
coconut`
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)
# well.
my cock smells.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Of cheese?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Dolcelatte.
.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I used to have that picture on my kitchen wall
.... but sadly mine didn't have a cock on it.

Woo to the cock!
/magnolia-ish
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# look to the future
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Feeling benevolent...
Went to the lakes this weekend and the scenery was pretty breathtaking... I took this on Saturday when i should have been watching United beat Fulham...

Its big enough for a wallpaper - it looks quite nice - if any one wants it that is!?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:20, archived)
# sell it to NASA
tell them its Mars!

morning all!

is a lovely picture by the way
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)
# that is soooo spooky
cos, like, erm, I had a Mars bar while I was there... hehe :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:23, archived)
# : O
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Coincidence!?!? I think NOT!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I know coincidence when i see it
and that aint it
*do do do do do do do*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# mornin'
dont ever see you around anymore, no msn at work or at home at the moment
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:31, archived)
# sorry bout that
busy yesterday and wasnt at work last thursday or friday
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# ahh no problem
i really should be doing something here, about to roll out a load more PCs to a different hospital.

No doubt some scary sites await me
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:37, archived)
# nice!
Im just doing shitloads of XP upgrades at the mo. fun fun fun!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Im sure I can
see the Quo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Y'know what...
...I think I can too!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:31, archived)
# i think the quo were on another one...
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Nice pic
I really like the shadows from the clouds
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:23, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh,
pretty!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)
# thanks
new background :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:33, archived)
# That's beautiful
Do you have any more, the lakes are amazing. You just forget what beautiful countryside we have in the UK. That's a brilliant pic.

more more more..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:19, archived)
# That's the way to do it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Where r da uplaod coedz"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)
# You took the piss right out of my mind!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Is that a Meatloaf song?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:26, archived)
# "It must have been while you were nicking my hummus!"
Quite possibly not.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Meatlaof?
"I would do anything for da uplaod codez... but I won't do that."
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)
# 9
*BANG*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Thing is
children on farms already get gun lessons, from their parents. Although if someone is offering me a AK47 course, I'll do it.

Edit: whoops, woo to the pic (wttp://)

Edit 2: Why are all students in pictures called Jenkins?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)
# heh heh
marvelarse
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Yes, shoot more kids
Teach 'em a lesson!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Shoot Already!!!!!101011!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Yes it's a bit crude in context...
...but the voices made me do it!

Shockwave File Here

( Sound is a must for this one )
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:10, archived)
# 404
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Link fixed...
...bloody 404's *blush*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Bronken link I'm afraid
Double check and post again.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)
# No...edit the current post
Don't post again!

edit: Working now...but I don't get it :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:12, archived)
# You're right, of course.
What was I thinking!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Portrait of McCrirrick with the Yellow Nohands
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
But then again yay. Is it Culture Tuesday?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Woo for McCririck!
tj: my friend says he'll give the finest horses in spain to someone who can find him that picture of the Zippy coat
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:10, archived)
# It's driving me insane
Bwahhh!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:18, archived)
# classy
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)
# That took me al least 2 minutes...
And a peek at the filename...

tj: Somebody posted (glasscock) a link to an article about a different (5/6 day) week with longer days...?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:09, archived)
# def something in an old newsletter
hmm last 5 or so I reckon
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)
# ok, I'll check them
edit: Found it! Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Bloody Quo!
They spoil everything!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:25, archived)
# the quo signal...i like
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:28, archived)
# "To the Quo-mobile!"
Dananananananananananana dananananananan dnananananananananan dnanananananananana dnananananaa dnananananananananana daa daa!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Grow grass!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:10, archived)
# Arf!
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
Grass is the best. I like the 'join the fun' bit!!

T.J. - does anyone know how to make the background transparent in flash MX? (Yes I know youre not my flash biiiiiaches...)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:43, archived)
# Google it...
Publish Settings. Select the HTML tab.


2 Choose "Transparent" in the WMODE setting to make the Flash movie's background disappear in browsers which support this feature.

3 Publish the document.


2 Using Dreamweaver MX
Follow the below steps, and Dreamweaver MX will insert the correct HTML code automatically.

1 In Dreamweaver MX, insert the Flash movie into an HTML page.

2 Select the Flash movie in the Design View.

3 In the Properties panel, choose Parameters.

4 For the Parameter, enter "wmode" (without quotes).

For the Value, enter "transparent".





:)



(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:59, archived)
# thankyouverymuch
You Sir, are a genie-arse.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:04, archived)
# What are we your fla...
Oh nevermind.

Ning all! Hope you slept well and had a yummy breakfast!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:00, archived)
# That's no moon....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:37, archived)
# My.
God.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:39, archived)
# thats where i parked the death star!
now just to find the keys...!

w/y/h
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:18, archived)
# You don't want to know where the keys are - haha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:30, archived)
# i think a parked a bicycle there
just the other day
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:59, archived)
# That makes me
Feel Sick..

Muchios wooness though!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:33, archived)
# i think a board member has shagged them.
i can't remember who it was though.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:52, archived)
# why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
why are you wearing that stupid man suit?......
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:09, archived)
# mingin'
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Night all...
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:34, archived)
# Night
When come back, be pie
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:11, archived)
# Good morning, Mystery Bob
Already shaking your groove thang, I see.


hehe
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:13, archived)
# woo!
I love the little bum-twitch
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:16, archived)
# Shake it
like a polaroid picture.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:33, archived)
# shouldn't do that
No1 FAQ at the polaroid site
click it like a polaroid link

Amazed at how seriously lyrics are taken
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Ha!
well that's made my morning!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Pfft
That made me smile!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Me liking that!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:33, archived)
# Jiggle it
just a li'l bit
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:54, archived)
# "I see you baby"
"Shakin' that ass!"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:02, archived)
# And it's goodnight from me....


...and it's goodnight from him. And him. And him.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:02, archived)
# night
and yay for weird men with rodents down their pants
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:02, archived)
# I love the way
it looks like they're tucking him in for the night. They both look very caring.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:03, archived)
# hehe
I hadn't noticed that... I was too busy trying not to think about what the original pic probably was.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:04, archived)
# Caring
up the bum
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)
# You know it's a good night
when there's a rodent in your shorts...

'Nite!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:03, archived)
# "it's like we've got armadillos in our trousers.... it's really quite frightening...."
woo yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:07, archived)
# I made this earlier today
If Dali were a B3tan


CFB

It's times like this when I could really use talent. I may continue working on it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:01, archived)
# that makes my
brain hurt... not that that takes much. I likes it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:03, archived)
# I like it!
Whats that in the top right, I think it's...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:06, archived)
# What do you mean by that?
Hm?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:51, archived)
# ooh
mesmerising...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:52, archived)
# Oh
I like that.

*sings*
Zebras in pools
la la la la LA la

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:58, archived)
# very impressive
is that surpose to happen?

*passes out*

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 7:02, archived)
# Run for the Matterhorn ride!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:21, archived)
# You're like...
I don't know, king of everything, apparently. This is inexplicable and beautiful.

I'd suggest posting during UK waking hours if you wanted much of a response, though. Much livlier then.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:28, archived)
# Haha!
And lead him into the belly of the beast?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:30, archived)
# Thanks...
I work in a gov job and can't post during the day. Too many eyes on the network if you get my meaning.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:31, archived)
# this is the point where
I tap my forehead knowingly and nod
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:32, archived)
# NIS is really a bitch
.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 6:38, archived)

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