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# I'll say it once again, then I'm off to get some food...
walruses rule!

oh, and happy birthday to anyone who's lucky enough to still be alive for another year.

-p.s. there's no preloader but it takes about 20 secs if you're lucky...
(FroIain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# not a walrus but a manatee
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# hehe
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# heheheh
i love that so much!

honk...honk...honk...
(the two lips, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:12, archived)
# now thats
comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:13, archived)
# heh heh
i was gonna do that but with his eyes sponging out at the point of maximum squidge
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:15, archived)
# We
should all pitch in and buy him some glasses - or a helmet
(Dunno, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# no
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# hehehe
i hear him going *honk* *honk* *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# aaahh!
its stuck in my head now!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# phew, i thought it was just me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# i imagine...
...that he/she is farting due to the compression of it body with a nice trail of bubbles from it arse.....


*gives self a slap round the noggin*
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)
# mmm bubbly fart trails
stop slappin' start shoppin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# sorry
its arse is not in the source MPG file - no can do :(

I thought about doin a swf with it honking though

[original movie file - www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=40489 ]
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:03, archived)
# Yay
for angry manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:01, archived)
# that is the coolest manatee
I think I've ever seen!
(FroIain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Hehe!
Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:14, archived)
# Or maybe
The page doesn't exist.

try index.html (notice the L at the end there)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Queueing that
is delightful

homepage.ntlworld.com/hilary.woodcock1/random/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# either you spelt the adress wrong or that site
has just suffered b3tas mighty server piss
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# another case
of a server b3tan to death
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:58, archived)
# hehe
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:05, archived)
# that they do
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:05, archived)
# woo yay
i'm still the eggman.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:18, archived)
# All *new*

Biggerageness.
(Tarquin., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# hahahah
spurious!
(zut, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# hee hee haaaaarr
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# haha
popoe on a rope...like McDonalds says.."Im lovin it"
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# beer on keyboard & monitor moment
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
#
nice
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# History of time conbobulations:
1)The sundial
2)The clock
3)The watch
4)The digital watch
5)The inflatable watch
6)Bullet Time


gets watch coat.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Yay!
But, Inflatable watch? I want one of them.
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# A watch that I made up,
I guess it's inflatable.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# see below
or whatever
(zut, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# the inflatable watch
was pioneered by Jim 'Queen Elizabeth' McTony in 1422
(zut, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# You missed
HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Bukake Sundial.
A google whack, I believe.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# bukake sundial
even spelled inkurectly isn't a Google whack.

There is, apparently, a rather large audience for glazed clock faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Indeed.
I think I bought one once.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Okay. Last one, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Postmodernism?
(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# its true
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Now you're getting interesting.
The GPO's brief flirtation with the much-hated "popular modernism" school of design.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Please....
Tell us ignorant colonials what it is?

Post box, perhaps?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# It's a
municipal finger-grinder.

We have them on every street corner.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Roy Wood
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Gosh, seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# ahhahahahahahh
Oh, hang on,
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# seamless?
what is seamless? from a non-regular point of view?
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Seamless my dear
is sarcasm. ie: Ooh that's seamless, as in, can't see the join (not)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# I wood.



Actually no.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# The Hulk's asian cousin's nephews former lovers kid





been away for a while...cats and the cradle....
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# I'm off to croak a skag barron called Savage Henry.
With my Attorney.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# O.o
someone knows there literature...or watches way to many johnny depp movies
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# We were in the desert...
somewhere on the edge of B3ta when the drugs began to take hold.

Just read "Better than sex". If you remember Clinton's first election you'll know.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# What? No! We can't stop here!
This is Bat Country!
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:55, archived)
# What do you mean, 'what class are you'?
I write the fucking big ones.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# WTFYBOAB?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# J'aimerais comprendre
... mais c'est un peu trop vite. Et trop bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Oh no, it's back again.
Watch out, friendly badger icon!
(Senselessleon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Ohh.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# pearoast to induce fluffyness
to one and all
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# awww
fluffyness restored
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Lol, that cat is like "Wheat Free" no Hands
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# oh well

this animation ran perfect at 500x500 px, when IR resized to small, it put in a slight shudder in the frame movements, too small to adjust by moving individual layers - ideas ne1?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# seperate the static and moving parts
and put the static parts on a single layer
edit: hope that didn't sound patronising or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# i did
head & legs are same img all the way through.

Its not like im a n00b at PS & IR - its very embarressing to admit i have a problem....
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# that's odd,
i wonder if it's a compression artefact then?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:54, archived)
# my best guess..
..is that it is to do with the way IR & PS resample the image when resized.

(it still had the shift in IR pre-export)
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# it is a problem.
Even if you export it at the proper size then try resizing *that* it still messes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:02, archived)
# tried that aswell
:(

i might go to the adobe forums
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:07, archived)
# bender is great!!
bite my shiny metal ass!

sorry i know not how to help, i just love bender b rodriguez
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
#
you must be a true fan to know his full name
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# indeed
i have all four seasons on dvd
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:10, archived)
# indeed
i have all four seasons on dvd, and the game
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# you know some php dont you?
know anything about opening sites with fopen() and the like
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# what in particular are you wanyting to do... i may (possibly)
be able to help
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Now that's better.
Simple idea, well executed. Message in the eyes. Don't look at the eyes!

The eyes need gouging out.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# sorry
but are you ALWAYS this picky about peoples abilities?

let the fluffyness resume.
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Don't you get it?
You don't get that gag? Jeezus on a bike. I'm wasted here. Wasted, I tell you.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# ok
perhaps i was a little harsh there but i wanted to say that earlier so i did.

however forget handbags at dawn and give me a handshake.

i live for fluffyness!
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Context is all.
shake and make up.

Mmmm. Lipstick.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Thank you!
Lovely fluffiness.

relaxes
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# *waves back*
feels fluffier
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# hasty attempt to help fluffiness



or incite hatred. i need a graphics tablet, drawing with a touchpad is too hard
(mwybsb, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:00, archived)
# freshly birthed from my intergalactic womb
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# I hate you...
because that's just too damned good.

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# runs
away
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# fab' that is
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# the first thing that i thought of when i saw that was...
...a vibrating turd with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# runs
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# bonzer!
(there's something of the Beaker about its mouth*)

(* may not be a mouth)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# that's really very odd
what else is hidden up there ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# yay :)
i want an intergalactic womb!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:47, archived)
# random mash

this is how b3ta makes me feel.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Like a french peasant girl?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:43, archived)
# yes
actually.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# pleasepleaseplease may i draw you?
i can go on your profile pic... It could be done by tomorrow...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# erm
ok?
I have orange hair now. I'll change my profile pic so you can see.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# erm...
look in *my* profile...
those are based on real people...
does your hair colour matter that much?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# hmm
i think maybe it matters all the more....
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:56, archived)
# 'kay
i'll try and post it if you're around tomorrow, or if I've finished it.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:57, archived)
# well,
i like it...

woo.
(white_riot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# b3ta makes you feel litte french girls?
*rings police*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# i always feel like
little french girls
come to daddy...
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# that picture does go some way in explaining to me
the joy of your head.
/filth
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:49, archived)
# what can i say
penii bring me joy
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Woo to that
but an animated pony tail would make it perfect for me.
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# i can't be arsed
.
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# ...
is he doing... what i think he's doing?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# I doubt it
he looks like he's been cut off at about kidney level.

(woo to the half-a-half-a-quo though)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Race you!
(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# :-)
.
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Hooray for racing!


(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
#
(b3rl1n, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# i was
just off to bed but that may cause a sleepless night.

woo
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# A new woo
and a woo to you all! testing of the new woo, so have a very happy woo everyone.


(Senselessleon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# ITS A REDEX!


Edit: ow wait a minute!

[/naive]
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you fell for it!

Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Yea i did!
100 fact!*



*may contain traces of a lie
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Meh
everyone falls for at least ONE of those redex thingys.

totally true!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# well if this is a testing thread
I'm going to test some bobbly eyes on my badger
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# see if i wasnt skanky enough to not donate
i would put a hat on my lil' icon
jus outta curiosity, how much did people donate?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# £10 to whatever really.....
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# I have a badly made hat thing
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# woo to your woo
tj: can someone tell me how to get a nice little amination down by my donation icon.
obviously i have to make a gif, but how big, and how do i get it to appear down by the bottom by my icon
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# do a nice little amination
put it down by your donation icon

edit: like that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# tee hee
sneaky stuff :D
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Ahhh. Secret love.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# God, that must have taken you AGES...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Well when you're good,
you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Ah, well...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# I suspect your dealer
has cut a wee bit too much "twat" into your charlie this week
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# You'd like to think people think you know what you're on about, wouldn't you.
I don't though.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# ?
you've posted a disproportionate number of twattish comments this evening. This may or may not be due to what's been cut into your recreational drugs ... but this was a metaphor rather than a suggestion that you're actually a cocaine user.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# LOL
haha ace
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Skill.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# lots
of unfluffness this evening
(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Indeed
maybe someone oughta post a kitten of such major fluffyness the whole board will refluff in a jiffy...
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# i've been off playing basketball
i hope the board's not being wanky tonight else i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Not at top fluff
but not wanky.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# evening lemony...
after a lovely evening yesterday it seems a little arsey today but don't leave us! [edit: only just appeared myself so may not have been happening all evening]
btw... just as i was closing my browser yesterday your "don't start a flame war" pic came up and i giggled muchly... however i was on my way to bed so didn't comment at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# aww ta i'll stick around a while as i'm stuck on chrono trigger!
me and someone else had a nice discussion about mac os x and linux and noone got uppity

twas great :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Would be nice
certain people are getting very unfluffy. Fluff it for us, someone!
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Look Out 3 (last one, honest)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Clearly, the kitten has reached the zenith of its strike.
The Spitfire (MK IV?) is out of range.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# his tail is funny
as is th pic, woo!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# hello!
hello,im new! What are we talking about??
(lisac, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# hello
new person
rule 1, dont thread waste
rule 2, dont be not fluffy
rule 3, dont talk about fight club
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# fool
u cant just tell noobs not to threadwaste, they ont know
WTFAYBOA
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# WTFYBOAB?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# WAFABAOBAB
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Also
I made a translator thingy, tell me if theres anything else you want going in there

www.thisistom.co.uk/translate
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# what
does it translate to? it gave me the same as what i entered
:*(
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# b3tan to english
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# you are about to be shouted at by lots of ignorant people who haven't realised that new people don't always no the rules
don't be offended
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# I did
You did. This moron either couldn't be arsed or, well, that's it really.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# I did too. Its not hard to read the FAQ.
And people still won't listed to be about the mini FAQ test. Nothing too bad. I mean, it'll hardly put anyone off.

Still, 'n00bz' do say funny stuff like 'where's da upload codez' and 'wers da rude stuf! lol'
(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# woo,
CHEVRON!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# If you want a picture of the future of B3ta...
...imagine a newbie with his foot stuck in his mouth. Forever!

(Sorry Mr Orwell).
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# well, this mb is not like most ones, so it is just about acceptable.
after 10 posts we can shout, but if it's a 1st post helpful advice is called for.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# this is the jist of it:
at B3TA, we have 'rules' that mean you should only start a new message if you have a picture or animation to show, but if you don't, you can talk about whatever you want by REPLYING to another thread.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Threadwasting.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# oh my.
this will not end well
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# We were talking
about the space between us all, and the people who hide themselves behind a wall of illusion, never glimpse the truth - then it's far too late when they pass away.
(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# dont take this the wrong way
but people dont like it when people post a new message without a picture, u should probly read the faq, then watch the board for a bit to get the hang of things
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# THEN
die a slow and painful death at the hands of the hippies that think that TWing is treason!

Carry on
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# For fuck sake...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# yay for unfluffyness!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# lol
i was considerin postin this:
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# you just did....
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# argh!
SUPER MIND BRAIN FREEZE MEGA HYPER KILL DEATH! i know the red frame in that animation is red, cos i made it, though it looks green!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Peanuts
and their use in oral surgery.

your thoughts?

Or.. you COULD read the board

WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# .
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# You are probably a very lovely person
but it's slightly impolite to wander onto a messageboard without reading the FAQ or at least reading the board itself for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# *applauds*
(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# doesnt sound like no added sugar to me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# If that sentence was a kitten
i'd marry it.


/loves fluffy kittens
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# i think that's the most polite version of
'please read the FAQ you twat' i've ever heard

have 17 fluffy points on me
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# thanks muchly
does that mean I can be a right old shit later on and still be in the black fluffy-wise?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
#
talking about you
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# hello! welcome to b3ta...
probably a good idea to have a read of the faq ...
we like to see pictures that you've made so pull up a kitten and join us...
if you just want to blether best to add on to an existing thread (by using the reply button) rather than starting a new thread, although everyone should note that this isn't in the faq... just the board etiquette... :)
and evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# LOL
hehe
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Look out! (2)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Superman has clearly passed the kitten. It cannot hurt him, superpowers or no!
Perspective: It costs nothing and means so much.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# hmm
random
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# STOP








BULLET TIME
(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I recognise that kitty!


Woo yay to yours!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Watch out!!!!
He's gonna hurt that kitty...



(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# whats with everyone
having pictures to with their donation icons (or lack of in ur case) i feel left out
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Haha
That's more like it :-)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

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