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# the WTC disaster, as recreated by me. in a pub. with shotglasses
before (well, during)
after

one please...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# thread hijacked to cuba, and then to long german words...
www.research.att.com/projects/tts//demo.html

www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~pennck/longword.wav

Haben sie dasbewaffnetefliegenjagdblitzsturmmannschafttruppensehrschnellundmanövrierfähigversenkbarbrueckenlegenpanzerkampfwagenmitvielensprengbombenunermeßlichflugzeuggeschützeeinemächtigflammenwerfervielenminenundnebelwerferzweiungeheurlichmörserundfünfmaschinengewehrdrehkopfet? (or, Do you have the armed flying hunting lightning storm team troop's very fast and manoeuvrable submersible bridge-laying armoured fighting vehicle with many high explosive bombs,immense aircraft cannons,one enormous flamethrower, lots of mine and fog throwers,two monstrous mortars and five machinegun turrets?)
(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Cuba eh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# the longest german word
(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# ahem
hegel.research.att.com/tts/speech/24a913fff4ec060ed5866c57829870ef.wav
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# can I have that in english now
(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I said
actually that's totally wrong what you've typed in there, but still amusing, and thank you for the link, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# yes, my german sucks
but still, I somehow find people reeling off long german words hilarious
(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# yours translates roughly as
the armflyhuntlightstormman etc. thing.
sorry, it's only grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Can't be real
Bridge and aircraft, but no shark
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Now for an encore
do the Spanish train bombings using crisp packets and match boxes!
(Marwood, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# i'll do that tonight
and film it with my mates nokia camera-thingy

im too poor to buy my own one
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# A friend of mine
did the Queen Mum's funeral with jelly babies and office stationary equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# It's so realistic!
/the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# aye, that i do
beats this cold pissing rain tho
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# True. Think I'll join you with a repost of Dog's
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Heh heh
I won a compo with a similar pic.

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(Sharpy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# :)
Seems so woo.


Anyone fancy a game of connect4 at m3rlin?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# woo
!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I always needed my mum and sisters help to produce 1/4 cup of slush
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Far away??
no I still don't get it Ted
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Yay!
Someone knows what I'm on about :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# ..
but funny

i always wanted a mrfrosty, when i finally got to play on one, i realised they were crap!!
oh well, another childhood dream shattered
(djmothra, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# You could use it as a cheese grater too.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# MR cheese-gratey???!
That's 100% genius. I'm getting the patent
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] three times lucky

(Eccles, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Didn't I see this earlier?
I take it you've noticed the word "Edit" below your posts which means you can change what you post.

Oh and woo.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# it worked last time
stop reposting.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# It's James Bondisco
(mcalidnb, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Nicely done.
Can I just show off the lovely bee below? I think I can. Yay for new icons!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Is that 'Dry-humpin''?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I like that
needs to be bigger.

thats more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Yay...
It now has three times the seizure capability.
(mcalidnb, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory repost for compo
OK not exactly a computer game, but they used to scare the shit out of me when I was little...

bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# I hate those barstewards so much.
One bit me at Lake Windemere. Death to them all I say. Them and horses.

Doesn't sound very liberal does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# errr...
a swan once bit my brother's finger, and he had to get stitched up.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# ARGHHH
they're already attacking!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
#

Let's do the time warp again.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Oooooh
I like :)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# merci, mon capitan.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# where the cunting
cunt is the new sletter? I have to go in 20 min
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# be fluffy!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Where the cunting cunt
are your manners?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# it'll cunting
still be cunting there cunting tomorrow, won't it?
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# new sletter?
I'm not sure we had an old sletter

the cliche-post image rule does not apply here
(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# AGSRGHDRYWGYGIIEW
THREADWASTE!
AND NO NEWSLETTER!
EVERYONE SHOOT EACHOTHER!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NUGGETS!

And now for something completely different: it's a bucket.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# can I kick it?
("yes you can")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# nice icon by the way
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# I'll take
10!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# I would



and i know its a bucket before you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# FP it!
FP it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Oooh!
Get you!

Patience is a virtue young man.
(Marwood, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# when you say "go" do you mean "pass away"?
otherwise calm yourself child it'll still be there tomorrow or on monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I concur.
In a polite manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
excellent. Chop their arms off! That'll larn 'em!
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope this works...

Billy's a hero
(mikey_the_abused, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome to B3TA, you'll never leave.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Hehe!
Woo for you, young noob :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I saw a special on that
it was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] another classic
(MrE, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# flying skin & headrush?
dead springy tank eyes?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Hide and sikh?
It took my wife to explain it.
Too much red wine and no sleep
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
#
 


/liddle biddo politics
 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# yay!
I once had "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" for Macintosh. Great game despite its lack of colours
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# i had that game, it rocked.
although where in space was carmen sandiego was infinitely better.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# i never had her in space
but she was quite good down on Earth too
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# i am going to pretend
that there's no dubious connotation attatched to that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# ok then don't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# I always wanted that,
but somehow never got round to getting it.

I did get sonic on a simlutaion progam, and skitchin', which is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Yaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They say there's nothing new under the sun...

...but under the ground...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# ne ne ne ne ne
da dadada!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(GreasyWeasel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# woo woo
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Teenage Kicks, indeed...
(Rex Monday, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# never heard of that game
how was it played?
(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# No neither have I
But there have been a lot of entries relating to it
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Umm
if you are serious, then trust me you don't want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# you saying that just makes us want to know more
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Well you asked for it.
You need to be a group of pubescent boys.
You form a ring of boys and put a biscuit in the middle of the ring.
You all have to frantically wank onto the biscuit.
The person to finish last has to eat the biscuit.

*take note ladies, premature ejaculation is due to fear of biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# that's wrong
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Very.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Oh.
/removes biscuit tin from bedside table.

Just joking, darling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I feel ill
seriously. Who would ever play that game?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# dunno
b3ta.com/board/2871407
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# There was a link on here earlier to a
graphic description of it. However, the guy said he was forced into it as part of a initiation at a posh school
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# That's always been my question
from my experience as a young man I can safely say that group masturbation was just about the last thing I wanted to do....
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# are you sitting comfortable childeren? then let us begin
When a bunch of testosterone fueled young lads get certain "urges", especialy in boarding schools, they get the urge to share them with each other. They dont want to do anytghing gay, so they just crack one off the wrist in a group. They then squirt thier special man juice on a biscuit, which is then eaten by the last person to contribute to it's sogginess. What a wonderful upper middle class romp.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Well,
you get a Rich Tea bisc...ummm. Anyone else?




(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Digestives were best
More absorbant.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# some posh kids
probably at a boarding school...
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Naa
The posh kids used Garibaldis.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# i'm not going to tell you,
maybe you should ask your dad...
(Rex Monday, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# A bunch of guys sit in a
circle and wank onto a biscuit, the last one to reach pleasure is made to eat the biscuit. I didn't know this until this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# And
I bet you feel all the better for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I feel so dirty
And can't wash the dirt off.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# nowadays that game is probably called
limp bizkit.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I did think that people would be able to work it out
I mean, busted are wankers, their logo looks like a big splooge of man-milk, it's on a biscuit...
(Rex Monday, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, I'm a card, I am.
*tumbleweed*

(beemoh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# a little NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# borderline.
just like everything about Jordan.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Does it really matter
at 5.20 on a Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# somewhere in the world it's only 9.20
and doesn't that jodie marsh have a really odd nose?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# *looks again*
*looks again again*
She has a face?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# yeah
it's like a little tiny clog stuck in the middle of her face

it's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Here it is a mere 12:30
but they won't give me a working visa so it matters not a toss
(pseudosocrates, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Ooh, true.
Never thought of that. I apologise.

Ahem! Down with this sort of thing.

edit: yes, she has an appaling nose. And that's after surgery, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# depends on your geography
could be half three on wednesday somewhere

no ... hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# i agree
fwap fwap fwap!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# jodie marsh
owns jordan.

the chavsters :p
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Gah
That was smack bang in the middle of the board when my boss chooses to walk in showing some new employees around.
(edhead, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# why
is that so much worse than if you had a picture of someone shitting ona monkey up when he walked in?
(lord Roystarn, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# People just ignore signs these days

Previously...


(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# i went too far
didn't i?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# .
not far enough.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# haha!
nice spongs

epp, the board is playing up alot today
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# i know
i woke up this morning and all of a sudden my clothes don't fit me.

i think i grew a foot by night.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# i know his brother
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)

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