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the life of a squirrel is the life for me

(W3stwing, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

I love that

but perhaps slow it down a tad?

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

damn townies

edit: longer end blurb f5 it! f5 it hard!

(Senselessleon, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

I cannae read the end piece...

leave that last blurb for a bit longer, if you would, mate!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

why, precisely, do you require legos?

also, anyone know why msn groups are borked?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

much of msn be borked

hotmail, messenger..groups so it seems

('Andeh', Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

*trinkle*

oooh that tickles

('Andeh', Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

Because the M is from Mic....erhhmm

Micro....argh!

M I C R...!!?!!

I just can't say it :(

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

For all your Lego

needs see.... me.

Whayawant?

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

townie dictionary:

Bangyaat = i will hit you until you are unconcious

startin'?= are you trying to begin a battle with me?

yer mom = your mother

think yer a badman? = do you think you are a hard man

(The Captain, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

Fo some reason

they look french to me.

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friendlyfire, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

Dunno!

He just looked threatening...

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

the one on the right has a nice arse

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

Does nothing

for me

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

not even make the tea?

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

Nope

Bastid

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

Oooh Matron!

1st post! Don't hurt me (too much)

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

ooh,

you lurker you.
Pull up a kitten etc etc ... but you probably know that already

(norumbegan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

Cheers!!!

1st of many...

been lurking a while

Just checked my profile. Is it really that long? (Ooh - err!)

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)

Mumsy productions presents:

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skoo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

Ha ha ha

Fantastic!

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

woo

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MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)

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SqueakyG, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)

Directive 5:

Don't do your business on the carpet.

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friendlyfire, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

its a bit big sorry

edit/: pick cock t-shirts soon!!

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

ARGH!

they scared me in the most terrible way

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

Badger took the words right out of my mouth

(not to mention stole my mashed spuds, the thieving little cunt)

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

i know him

/shame

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

Really?

Do elaborate!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)

really

i always wounderd why his mouth moved when the badger was talking .. odd

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)

Grrrr

edit: I started this before I saw the knock and run below, so no bandwagon here!

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superbabyproject, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)

it's never called

"nicky knocky nine doors" is it?

really?

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dipdapdop, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

It is...

...in the misty pit villages of the North-East yes...

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superbabyproject, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

he seems to be telling the truth

I just checked with oor lass, and she used to call it that as well.

(Rex Monday, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

Validated!

0_o

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superbabyproject, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)

Ring-a-bell Skoosh

where I'm from

(gowithnoakes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)

I assume the Skoosh...

..stands for the running away?

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superbabyproject, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

indeed

but it can also mean "soak" and "fizzy pop"

(gowithnoakes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

we have

"knock-a-door-run"

(The Wigmeister, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

used to have a bizarre geography teacher who was under the fond impression that it was known at "rat-a-tat-tat ginger". Now tell me nicky knocky nine doors is weird.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

Hmmm

"Oi"

/pedant

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Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

Nah,

"Oy"

He's very obviously Jewish

Gevalt

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

evenin' all,

have a soggy frenchman

O.o

(The Captain, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

I laughed way to much...

Thats shouldn't be funny! :)

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

Ha ha ha

that's funny!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

yay

... that is all

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

i don't know why

but i blew my fucking socks off after reading that!

(as in, they flew off because of the hilarity. i did NOT give them a blow job)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

woo

and woo again!

(don rico, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

i love badgers

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

not so much that you want to prevent them plummeting to their doom, i notice

very portly, those badgers... woo yay for paintmash

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

*files image under funny*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

...

(Rex Monday, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

Woo!

to knock and run

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

Love that game, so woo and yay to you sir

(Human, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)

I still play that

and I'm over 40!

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

yellow pill?

(Splund, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

The women in the Matrix films are fit

100% fact

* appart from the Oracle, she's a bint

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)

Monica Bellucci

would get it HARD.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

Monica Belushi?

which part did she play?

Do you mean Monica Bellucci?

www.imdb.com/name/nm0000899/

and I agree, she would.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

Woman in the white dress

in that there picture!

/indeed yes, pardon my piss-poor spelling!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

ha haa

bint.

havent heard that one for ages

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The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

A good read!

Why aren't my pics posting anymore??

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

i have that book!

woo for perl geekyness

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MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Camel Toe?

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Do...

A google picture search for camel toe

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

yay

thanks to that page I found Saira Mohan :oD

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

Hehe, subtile

(hugh etc)

TJ: Anybody else having problems with Hotmail/MSN (Messenger)?

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

Yes.

Both of them not working.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

You all

can see my pic?? I can't... interesting

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)

Working fine here

(Vega31, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)

How odd

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

www.hotmail.com

Gives me a 404...

(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

Iraq-Gammon

Both emotional and boring, a winning combination.

(oskarbravo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

that's a bit...

big ???

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

you

mean it's fucking massive

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B33R Drink me, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

hello

new person, are you suddenly an expert?

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)

Well

it is

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wayward., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

you're right, it is

but i'm amazed how 'expert' and experienced all these new people are ;)

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

patronising

git

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slight yoinks!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

hello

old person :)
EDIT:- you may be right, i am quite old you know, i mean age, not old-fashioned

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

Huffy

Stop your moaning now its wee

(oskarbravo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

well done my friend

people should be more gentle to others :)

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

*squints*

(norumbegan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

look

at the tash on that god that gets me going

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh thats big

nicely done, but biiig!

JAYSUS 350kb

edit: anyone else having problems with msn messenger?

edit2: maybe its something to do with maintenence for that msn 6.2 thats due out late april

('Andeh', Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

Yeah, me.

Won't sign in at all.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

arr

and theres still no newsletter?!

life=good...

('Andeh', Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

shirly life!=good ?

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MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)

working fine for me

.... but then i havnt signed out all day.

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MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

yup

cant get msn or hotmail to work

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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

yeah deffo

hotmail is being gay but messenger is fine

(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

*squints*

Can't see that, sorry.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

good god man

think of the children on 56ks and even 15in CRTs.

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MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

id comment

but im stood over the other side of the room so i can see it all

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

see what? is there an image somewhere?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

back up a bit mate

youll see it. like a magic eye picture in reverse.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

woo!

Topical pearoast....

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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

you sunk my battleship

i want some tejitos

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The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

We just made a snack

and there's nothing i like more,

than HOT, NAKED, SIZZLING CHICKS,
when i'm on the internet
click for big!

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5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

Ha ha ha

excellent!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

Damn cows don't know when to keep their mouths shut!

/random

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

Not random.

Funny though!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

how random

(1, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

13.5782219

(to the nearest 7 decimal places)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)

m00000000h

edit and tj: just bought a t-shirt! so if you see some little guy mooching around leeds wearing one with a ponytail and bad posture, it's me

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Dano, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

that's...

no cow!

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slight yoinks!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

*insert humourous comment here*

(TetsiFly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

*inserts*

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

arf

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwDSAvAYoQF3tNumPvsumrveZcFfka0rMdQJBMs*TDlUqvXeW5AVGT2zAmaxQnifsYFh*PHvNeyULzgdm7ORYcSpiBo6qZhYt6rMycBaphGnTEWiuCAudA/gibbon.jpg?dc=4675461758557708400

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)

bugger

i fucked it up...

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)

copy this code

<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwDSAvAYoQF3tNumPvsumrveZcFfka0rMdQJBMs*TDlUqvXeW5AVGT2zAmaxQnifsYFh*PHvNeyULzgdm7ORYcSpiBo6qZhYt6rMycBaphGnTEWiuCAudA/gibbon.jpg">

edit your post and paste it in instead

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

Urgh, gibbon nips!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

thats not a funny comment

its a huge fekking link.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

rather

disturbing

(screamingchicken, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

sorry

i am an uber noob i cant even wipe my arse without damaging myself

(waikiki, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

and thats

just a realy tiny one!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Hey I have an idea

Let's all shop this picture with a bunch of funny messages on those signs!

(drnuclear, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

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