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# Brother and Sisters
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# When b3ta
freezes over.
Kittens for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Looks more like
a wrestling match to me
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo entry
hope everyone else played this at school so actualy knows what im on about
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# sound s like what we called handball in
Belfast
edit// we only allowed 1 bounce
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# oo one bounce
hard core.

\respect
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# well what you expect
in Belfast, on special days we played with rocks
may not be 100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# for a short time
it was played with a golf ball. but too many teacher/pupils/random passers by were catching them with their eyes so the banned golf balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# no bounces in essex
and we called it "fum ball" you see what we did there

clever lot essex kiddies
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# We would always call it 'wall ball'
but the latest game at our school now is attempting to edit a photo to make a fellow pupil look like a twit,
I must say i am winning
(smoglane!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Yes.
Multi-player variation though.

(should BW be playing the ball?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# its a follow up from his 1st roll
(blatant pearoast from 3 this morning)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# we called that
Kribby
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Kirby
I was good*



*lie
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# brucies getting alot of child roles these days

maybe we should call him a shrink
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# hes a shrink!
that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# yes thanks


all better now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# we had special courts called handball alleys
but mostly played on street corners, the traffic made it more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I've missed my 2000 post mark :(
So to celebrate my 2025 posts you can have my new woo
(smoglane!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Traffic cones!
Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# .
that officer is on E..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo punnage


Should have made the swing gold really...
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# ..
hahahahahahah.. i dunno it was to weird to be boring.. woo
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# That's cool!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Afternoon all...
(happymat27, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Haha
That's ace!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Woo!
For bird-eating clouds!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Woo!
Unexpected.
(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# ..
hehe.. so thats why the eagles are almost extinct
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# arf!
hehehe, afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Heheh!
That's spiffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# haha!
fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# have another
this woman was at the hospital signin in cuz she was about to have her baby and the lady says is ur husband going to be here she was like no i am not married the lady said waht about your boyfriend she said no i dont have one after she went into labor and had the baby the nurse comes in and says miss your baby is half black she says i was in a porno becuase i had no money i did what i had to do then she says he has eyes like a chinese man she says i was in a porno i had no money i did what i had to do she says um miss he has bright blonde hair the girl says i was in a porno i had no money i did what i had to do the nurse lays the baby in the womans arms and it starts to cry and the lady say OH THANK GOD and the nurse says excuse me and the lady says i thought the wanker was gunna start barking
(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
#
Random bus stop fizzy pastille photoshop MVC ole! doctor future the full index tryout men lite thursday biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# very old,
and a lack of punctuation hurts my brain.
Shop us a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Hey Kami
How did you manage to get your new icons so quickly? I donated on Thursday and I haven't got fuzzy bumblebee etc yet :( It was a bank transfer, so maybe they didn't get it yet, I s'pose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Not sure how bank transfers work,
but I'd assume it's a couple of working days. Did mine through Paypal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Ahhh
makes sense. Ta matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# i concur.
WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Here's a full stop: .
Use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# .
www.usepunctuation.com/cuzthatmakesitreadable.html
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# i clicked


/hang
/shame
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Subject: acetate crag stiletto o'clock accusative
yearn,

dinnertime rex crap teletypesetting granville bowfin antipasto commonplace nicotinamide delhi imperial playful shiv whish cult belle barrett airway adamant concave typography pluck bevy anthropomorphic earthy swank ameslan plenary neurosis obsequious flamingo bainite below levine

cretaceous,
quod byword
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# bah
i keep getting that email - fucking irritating it is...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# quite bizarre though
i get about 20 copies a day at the moment ... :(

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# this is
neither the time nor the place for that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# 100% of fact.
This is supposed to be a family board!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# well i wasnt really thinking
of the whole family thing, the language round here is atrocious at the besdt of times, what i meant was it isnt the place for jokes, not in new threads anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I know :)
I was just being a cockbadger.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Pissing shitflaps
this is why I don't come on at weekends...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe
That am good.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Wha?
My brain hurts
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] No thanks love...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# definately no thanks


she stood for election as an MP where i live, thank god no-one voted for her
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# What a
joke!
Someone should pop her norks with a pin.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# i'd pay good money
to see that

theyed end up round her knees, she have granny tits
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# What's the point
Everyone on Earth has seen her wares* umpteen times over, every day on every f^
(Revels, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Been done?
for pirated software
(peewee13, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# why the weebl and bob background
(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# quite amusing.,,
but people hate ipod jokes, they've more or less all been done by now

edit: also see above
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# what about
iWould
(Jimmaw, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# ......
many times
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# i was gonna do an iwood
with a wooden texture on the ipod and an eye where the controls are, but am lazy and dont have photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Morning all have a joke,
If your donkey eats my two foot rooster what do you have?

edit: two feet of my cock in your ass :P
(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# sandwhiches
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# oooh
you're your not far off your 10,000 posts! not even a day's worth i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# A fatter donkey,
and a possible lawsuit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# a donkey
with IBS
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Did you say a donkey with IDS?
This is so bad, it's done in paint and very quickly and I hate myself for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# a donkey.
and some paper clips.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# lol
two feet of my cock in your ass :P
(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# i think you won this one
:)
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Four feet, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# your cock has 4 feet?
deformed chicken
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I crossbred it
with my bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# This isn't some
cock and donkey bull story is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Oh dear
Im having bad thoughts about a cock in a donkey. and the bull. eeeurrghh
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# A bigger cock than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# nothing like waking up to a whorepost
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# that's
the third time i've seen that as a new thread now
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# cool eh
well u obviously a dedicated b3taererere
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# eyes not functioning well
what is that thng de-capitating poor old fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# its an owl


and cal matches up the e-mail address from paypal to the e-mail address in the b3ta vault.
if your worried email him addy is in the FAQ under donations
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# oh
damn that malt whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# i struggled when i first saw it as well
i thought it was a DOMO icon
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# (I wake up tied to one of those every week day)
Ah! It animates! Fabaroony!

and a token "tsk" for the reposting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Sweet revenge
slightly more effective than blowing up trains - terrorists, take note.
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# very good point well made

hang on thats not shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# havent you seen the news today!?

they finally got him!

rob is living in a dream world
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# its been the
main story on sky all morning

exclusive footage

*joins rob in dream world*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# It's not real
There's no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# .
nor a shark
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# just close your eyes
and let your imagination take you there.....



mmmm, dreams
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# .
maybe prozac and booze would do the trick
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# A big box of valium and a bottle of vodka
and that would be one less idiot who thinks terrorists are good and Bush is bad.
(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# a
well none of them are good.. same shit, different methods..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# There are big differences
which are ignored by people who are blinded by their hatred for Bush.
(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# .
i aint hating bush, i just think hes the biggest idiot they could vote for..

and bombing as a way to solve conflicts is also terrorism.. check the dictionary. The only differencies is that hes not the one who is exposed, but he is there fiddling around anyway.
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# i never said that i supported terrorism or bush
they are all wankers. but he needs shooting. now. he is a threat to the human race and to the world. more so than fucking saddam hussein.

BU$H SUPPORTERS FUCK OFF

I am opinionated and I dont knobbing care.
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# do it
please someone, he’s a shit to the world!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# #3: Gladys has got herself a holiday in the Caribbean!
Cooee!!

#2
#1
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# wow
yeah
hooray
(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hooray for holidays!
and sheep!
and armbands!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Bed for me...
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# heheh
I've only just got up.. sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# my god
you were on later then me last night and i was feeling guilty for just getting here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Me too,
well, i've not actually got out of bed yet
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# You live where now?
Or are you just like me and sleep apparently at random?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Tasmania...
early night for me
(just gone midnight here)
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Ahh.
I think I have extended family down there somewhere. Never seen/spoken to them, not even sure if they're still alive to be honest.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# My neighbours
have a sheep in their backyard, maybe you're distantly related to it?
I'll say "Hi" for you anyway.


BTW Does anyone know how I might find other Tasb3tans or Ausb3tans?
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# .

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# .
hehe..

that would fit with a large swinging penis attached to its lower regions..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Knock Down Ginger

Would be a massive hit. Damn, this compo is great!
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# psst
compo it
edit/ I do like the perspective element. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# It would have been even better with a picture of Rob.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# cant believe
noones done that yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# they will now
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ticket to hell please

CFB
I think I may go make something fluffy now
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# ..
hahahah

some us guys will surely be offended, but a woo is still a woo..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# offended?
b3ta?

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# ..
because they are always pregnant and whiny about things that isnt of their concern..

so come on and hate me..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# blumma-flumpin-brilliant!!!!
wyh!!
(happymat27, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Woo!
(Orwellian Trash, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# shamelessly lifted from below
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# .
that is making me high..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# makes me think of che guevara
if he was an ancient standing stone, who nobody knew the origins of
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# .
then he would get his stoneface on every teenage rebellions t-shirt..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# I agree,
and yet, couldn't disagree more.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# it moves
or do I need help?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# It's a .jpg.
You need help.

Try drinking some domestos.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll Twist You In Knots.


The Game WHere You Really Can Kiss Your Arse Goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
hah...
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# seconded
woo!
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# .
damn youu..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# borkim
don't be damning me... for i am just agreeing with your reply
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# .
ok.. sry,...
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# it's ok
let's all be fluffy
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# is it me or does
the girl in blue have three arms
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# .
eh, well, she has, but she has different clothing on her arm..weird. creative..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# this designer clothing
is just getting ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# It's a complicated game
and more limbs can be an advantage
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# By way of explanation
I airbrushed the left hand girls right leg out, so you assume she is standing further to the [pictures] right than she is. The second leg belongs to the extra arm and the third arm belongs to the deformed girl (who was a gymnast pasted in).
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# .
deformed girl ;)
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# deformed girls are funny


teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# yes
they are
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# A new low for me...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# hehe
That was fast on the edit!
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# eye
wood
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# ahh bless she loves horses
doesn’t she just

to understand, turn up your sound!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# She only says
she LIKES horses.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# she likes horses


she loves them carnally however

'NOON all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# j'aime should be translated as i love
so, there you go...
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Are you sure?
*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# yes
absolutely positive,....

ask the french guys, they are just a couple of posts below... (the floating one is gay)
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# i thought it was je'taime*


*spelt wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, that's...
...'I love you' as in the song...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# my mistake

damn my ignorant english breeding
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# YAY
to ignorant breeding – where can I get some?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# tesco's

third aisle in just next to the powdered milk
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# That would be "I love you".
Which I will, if you ask nicely.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# i dont do goats


i only love horses i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Fascist.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# goat fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# .
goat fucking anti-goat fucker..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# shit


you win
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# je t'aime
means i love you... the "t" in t'aime stands for tu, which means you....


so, there you go..
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# she has misspelled
bonjour..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# so she has
tell her, daft cow
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# .
no i cant hurt her innocent brain..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# DO IT
…\
edit *not that she is a daft cow, but she has a typo*
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# .
but then her ignorant father would come and beat me to death with a big baguette..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# but you could ask him to pause
and then record for our pleasure.
I’d love to see someone beaten to
death with a big baguette!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# .
like in starwars but with added effects..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# J’aime des chevaux.
sounds even better.


(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# J'aime des chevaux gros..
.
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# borkim
haha,

Je me suis perdu a la cuisine avec une chevalle plus grande.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# ehe
lol,.. are you saying your wife is fat or what..haha..sry
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# mmm.. no... guess not..
I am lost in the kitchen with a very big horse... it says
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# .
ok ,i didnt know the verb perdu.. so i got a bit confused..

Tu aime avec avec son chevaux?
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# you love with with your horse?
this is confusing
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# .
yeah i know.. my french is a bit ..not at all for the moment..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Je voudrais une chevalle rouge
s'il vous plait.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# hehe
now thats confusing..

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# it says
I'd like a red horse, please.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# i
understood that actually ;)..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# oh, ok..
btw, i'm not even french.. so all bow for me


edit: and say "bow" when your doing it...
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# ..
*bow*
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Je voudrais une chevalle avec un grand zizi
i am not mature.
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# haha
*bow*
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# are you not sure she wants to say…
“J’aime les chiens avec les grosses bites”
?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# ..
lol
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# actually
it says "I lost myself at the kitchen with a bigger horse" ... which is verging on poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# i think it says
i am lost in the kitchen with a very big horse
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# great piro tale
freak! :)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# j'aime des chevaux
mieux de tout les animaux

j'aime des chevaux

ils sont mes amis
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# .
mon amis, mon chevalle mange mon permis de conduire.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
#
my horse aye my permit for something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# my friend, my horse ate my driverslicence
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# is it bad franglais day?
please say it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# ok,
it is
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# huzzah!
(I think you've already won with
"mon amis, mon chevalle mange mon permis de conduire" though)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# hmmm
apparently i dont have the java virtual machine installed...
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# use teh codez...
anyhoo...
nighty night all!
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Bastard french kids
I always wanted a chocolate sandwich after school but my daft bitch mother made me drink cider
(I helped save b3ta! pattwat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# HA
I almost spat my tea across the screen! woo
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# "The Eiffel Tower is in France"
This interweb is very educational. I recommend it.
Even more betterer: "Instruments are common in France, especially the guitar" hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# ee gad u bastard
that second one is worse than goatse
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# I love horses, best of all the animals
I love horses, they're my friends.

Inspired.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# 4. Bus = la gare de l'auto bus
no dear, that's bus station...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# bus equals
boose

thats how they pronounce it, not like booze, rhymes with moose
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# and noose
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# All credit to the publishers
for realising that the jingle is more popular than the magazine!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Run Away!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Woo
for German!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Natürlich
It was originally called Zombie in Germany. Imaginative title...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Memory Lane for me!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
#
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Sorry dude
well i cant catch it anyway i have my fingers crossed so there!
(DaMadam, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)

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