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Oh dear...

I really hope this hasn't been done before. I made it last night, so there's a chance somebody beat me to it.

(Banjo-Fella, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)

Ha ha ha

nice.

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

Ta,

mate.

(Banjo-Fella, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)

nice!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

why would they have made it since last night?

'tis woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

Because they're always

Out to get me.

(Banjo-Fella, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)

Good timing

I thought of that about 10 minutes ago, but didn't get around to doing it.

(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)

Ah, see?

Well, sorry for stopping your idea.

(Banjo-Fella, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)

Don't be sorry

You thought of it first. Woo!

(Indole Ring, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)

woo yay

slap my badgers twat with that!

edit: that bitmap guy still hasnt deleted :( i feel for 56k people

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MrA, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

*slaps*

HARD

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

*joins in slapping*

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)

The terror.

THE TERROR!!!

Woo

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)

ahahahyahahahhhahahyahshsahahhahahahahahahahahah

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)

excellent.

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)

Pffft

arf

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)

I really should get out more

(Scapegoat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

bit of a lurker are you?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)

mmm

More of a lurcher, I'm half greyhound

(Scapegoat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

hahahahhaha

best reply ever :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)

heh. I just listened to the NPR piece o shite

They call them "Sponge mOnkeys" - SPONG!? >_<

(I am an Oddity, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

my thoughts exactly

www.npr.org/display_pages/features/feature_1753401.html

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

thing is, what the media says, goes

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

Indeed.

Also, I believe Joel works for BBC Channel 4.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

he's doing arts documentaries now?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)

Who'da thunk it?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)

did someone say shop another kitty.....

two for the price of one

(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)

Can anyone

help me get the GIMP to work? I downloaded the zip file, extracted the installer and ran it. I've installed the files in a new folder, but only one of them's an exe and it doesn't work.

Any tips?

Sorry for TJing twice on the same page, but I really want to know how to work this thing

edit: Sorry, how rude of me - woo and yay to the pic

(Gimbo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

hit

alt f4 alot then scream like a monkey

(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

have you tried

whatareweyourgimptutorialbitches.com

edit: that a real link to the gimp FAQ btw

(julio geordio, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

good lord

it IS!

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)

ewww

woo

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)

A bit obscure this one...

More details here (clicky)

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superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)

cor

I am so glad that I am not at school any more. I wouldn't be able to cope.

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bleepbloop, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)

we had divvy trays and spacka spoons

same idea I suspect
lunchtime was the most sadistic part of the day
(woo)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

We never had a gay tray.

Though I assume some people must have 'caught gay' from *something*.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)

woo

i always got the gay tray, :( it had a hole in it.

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MrA, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)

a glory hole?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)

For all those text-only posts earlier on..

have a pictogram

(julio geordio, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

thread_wasting_cunt.jpg

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)

real thin

jim?

(Gimbo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)

Show us yer hand!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)

^^^what they said^^^

(The Wigmeister, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)

One of those

that looks better in your head at 4 in the morning.

Biggerageness.

(Tarquin., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

Hmm...

secret spamming eh? :P

woo to the pic!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

woo to pic 2

but i thought it was little ponies

/pedant

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

*whispers*

HORSE!!!!!!!!

woo!

(The Wigmeister, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

It all ended badly at my school when some kid brought in a so-called "pen" which actually dispensed car paint - totally unremoveable - from a nib the size of a couple of thumbs.

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

great image

great childhood memories

/scrubs face from pen marks

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

Tipex fights are also fun,,

because to clean it up a layer of skin needs to be removed.

(Cockfosters!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)

we once got a mate caught in a service lift at

primary school. while he was stuck in there someone used all the copydex glue to glue his bag to the wall.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

we got one guy who nobody liked..

and wrapped him in sellotape. Head to toe, just a hole for him to breathe through. That was fun.

(The Wigmeister, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)

I once wrote "cunt" on the forehead

of a friend in tippex*

(does that count as a school story if I was in my mid twenties?)

(* solvent free version ... I'm not a twat)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)

high school:

a mate threw himself out of the first floor window onto the roof of the school minibus

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

we lifted the PE teacher's mini

onto the top of this concrete block thing about 18 inches off the ground

and locked the new kid in a whicker basket full of curtains for an entire drama lesson

and hung (possibly) the same new kid from the skylight thing on a coach by the elastic of his underpants most of the way to alton towers (about 100 miles)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)

we all celebrated our GCSE results

in the local pub :/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

we'd already been barred

edit: /school-age-oneupmanship

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

most of us got away with drinking in there prior to then

but when 100 16 year olds bombard the pub with 'GCSE RESULTS' in their hands, i think the landlord caught on.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

Genius.

I like that very much.

(Tarquin., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

now that

made me laugh :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)

hehe...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

Afternoon all...

Repost from 3 this morning... because we love kitties...

Thought I'd spend the afternooning shopping kitties before my DJ gig tonight.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

Can I

repost my morning effort to?

(Revels, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

Updated...

should have been replaced with elongated...possibly.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

i'm not very good at flash

but using this

i made this. click me for flash!
fuck knows where he keeps his cowbells...
[edit] i made the gif a while ago and it keeps getting leeched, fools

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new_matt, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)

My ears!!

and eyes!!

(Cockfosters!, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

that is:

woo!

(Karoma, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

Heh heh

It's in time for the first few seconds too...

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superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

i like the way the sofa

gets bigger and smaller in the background

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new_matt, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

it's throbbing with sexual

arousement.

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)

so am i

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new_matt, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

me too.

it's probably caused by those big orange marshmallow dildos s/h/it is playing the drums with.

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

i am not

and couldnt be any less turned on*

*could be a lie

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)

wow

this is mad! woo to madness!

(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

woooo

insane, nice one mate ;)

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djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

hello!

where are you?

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new_matt, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

in Lithuania

pulled a 6 foot 6 Lithuanian women's handball player, and found a job teaching english, all in 2 days. Not bad, but snow everywhere. (and also the best looking girls i've seen yet by far!)

Hows things going in sunny Cambridge?

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djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)

6 foot 6... that's no woman...

apparently you've mixed up the lithuanian words "women's handball" for "women with balls"
but that's ok, as long as the wig is on good and tight.
and the peenie thing doesn't flap around from the front and touch yours accidentally.

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)

there was lots of touching going on...

and lots of hair pulling as well.

she is spookily tall... hot as fuck though. so im happy.

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djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

well that's excellent.

I'm a big fan of european women's handball. I think I know who she is.
was this her?

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

hoo hoo.

no.

mind you, im a veritable short arse here, about 75% of the girls here are over 6 foot. its scary (in a hot sexy kind of way!)

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djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)

djdirect's paradise

www.oddworldz.com/gtkids2/giantgirls.html

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zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)

best site ever

*Lie*

very odd though, bit too young for me...

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djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)

It's not human...

...kill it!!!

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)

woo!

That is in almost perfect time to "Bounce" by System Of A Down! Hilarious! =D

(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

sheesh

someone loves him/her/it

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bleepbloop, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

that is the best thing ever

gaaah!

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SpunkyBackpack, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)

The lesser-spotted badguin*

CFB
Or is it a pendger? Answers on a postcard

*in an effort to make amends for my distinct lack of fluffiness earlier

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)

that

is freakin' woo
have a toad

(Gimbo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

re: toad

many thanks

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

That's a rather woo...

woo you have there.

(tehendz, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

That's cool

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

if you want the source,

'tis here

(Gimbo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

Cool, Thanks!

Does that mean i can use them too?

(i'm doing an online virus scan. Half way through and there are 142 infected files :/)

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)

Spong! Boing! Badguin!

It's got it all!
Houpla!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha!

Hoooooooooray!

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

Oh dear

Woo

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

that hurted my humour

(Karoma, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)

*applause*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhahaahahhjzhahahahaghahaha\hhahajahajahjahjahjaHJ

(1, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

Hehe

*groan*

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wayward., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

'And out of the mist, there was a figure....'

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

oh my god!

that is sooooooooo sweet!

Have a woo!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

batman

and penguin within 2 posts of each other.

Woo to psycic mashing.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

awww

woo!

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

aww...

nice mash :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)

Because threadjacking is the lesser of two evils...

Can anyone help me get the GIMP to work? I downloaded the zip file, extracted the installer and ran it. I've installed the files in a new folder, but only one of them's an exe and it doesn't work.

Any tips?

(Gimbo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

fucking hell bitmap?

make it jpeg! think of the dialuuuuup! 1.1Mb is a bit much.

woo though!

(The Wigmeister, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

lol, sorry

thanks anyway!

(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

please for jebus sake press the delete link on the pic.

then compress it and post it again, cheers, or the mod will do it for you no doubt.

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MrA, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

JEBUS JEBUS COMMANDS YOU!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

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MrA, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)

Even the broadband!!

So Slow.........

Edit: manners Woo

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

think of the dialup?

won't anyone think of the broadband?
my line's creaking along with that

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

Blimey

1.1mb. Glad I'm not on dial-up.

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

I'm glad I am on dialup.

Makes things more exciting.

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

What an exciting life

you must lead

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

Sorry, didnt have time to read that

I was tying a noose...

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)

ha hah ha ha ha

Bless.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

holy fuck, batman

it's 1.1MEG !

try saving as a jpg, Please!

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

JPEG it

JPEG it hard

(Gimbo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

JESUS CUNTING CHRIST

batman

1.1mb

thank fuck i'm on broadband

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)

delete it hard, and learn how to compress

nice pic, but meh.

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MrA, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)

dont post bitmaps

they might be big but they aint fucking clever

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)

Not exactly a game

I'll grant you

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)

Shes got

a really weird bellybutton.

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

what way?

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)

it;s

a face?

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)

I think I see where you're coming from

I think

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)

and shop us a kitten he did

(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)

now

that's more like it!

(norumbegan, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)

Good Boy/girl/person

Thank you.
Now do another.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)

kitten quite literally shopped

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

Yes I got that

I was just enjoying the kitten in jail.
Maybe they will put those scary kittens(from the kitten of happiness wallpaper) in jail too?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)

no they couldnt do that

could they?

FREE THE KITTEN 1

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)

yaay!

I mean Yarrr!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)

Avast!

Pieces of eight! Land ahoy! Starboard bow!

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)

A Fucking Three Foot Tall Plastic Donkey!

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)

now thats comedy

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

Hooray!

Punnage.

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)

hahah.. "Je voudrais une chevalle rouge".
Now we can talk all day about horses again

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)

top mark!

W/Y/H to ya

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breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)

Haha!

Great attention to detail!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)

I bloody

love puns I do

(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

haha!

top notch :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)

Surely a winner

must be

(If not something else)

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Thu 18 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)

to a thread that went

*edit* no MOD involved

J'aime le grand robinet de chiens

look it up.

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breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)

hehe ok.. i will

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)

I love the dogs big cock?

ehehe..
well have this on then..

J'aime le chien des putains..

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)

wow

to tarty dogs! yay

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breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)

Hai la bocca biena di sbora!

take that!

*edit: italian is even better then french.. and i do both! ha

(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)

la horno microndas..

and.. "la puta madre", "Cojones".. thats all the spanish i know

by the way: swedish: du luktar kiss

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)

that's not how you spell "neither"

/bitch

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)

I like the big tap of dogs?

Me too.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)

i'm glad somebody else translated it for me

us ignorant inbreds cant understand the language they use in the next village, let alone another country

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)

DONT PANIC

as the good book says!

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breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)

good thinking batman

inserts babel fish

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)

Wheres Wally?

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oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)

here there and everywhere

dont forget your towel
,

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breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)

i like the big faucet of dogs?

what a weak insult

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Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)

swedish:

Din stora feta grodstång..

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)

dubble you tee fay boa?

eh?

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Bitchpapa, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)

moi

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Dill, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)

How

odd

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Sammo, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)

you're drunk

early today.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)

so nice that you care

I personnally blame Joel!! all his fault!

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breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)

(julio geordio, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)

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