
I thought they got divorced last year, after that whole.. "incident", with the thing...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:34,
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The Rspca are still questioning me over that 'incident'
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:38,
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broke it for them really.
But they are still good friends. She's put on weight though.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:39,
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But they are still good friends. She's put on weight though.

but not at the same time. Switch between them at a rate of 50Hz.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:41,
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if only they had let one goal in, i had odds of 26-1 for Robbie Keane to score first and ireland to win 3-1 - so close i nearly had £52 in my pocket...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:34,
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thought they might have had a panicky spell and let one in
for 2morrows match i have us to win 3-1 and Owen to score first at 29-1
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:47,
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for 2morrows match i have us to win 3-1 and Owen to score first at 29-1

I went out and had got an Indian takeaway last night...
I got a Tarka Tikka.
It's like a Chicken Tikka, but 'otter.
/coat
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:27,
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I got a Tarka Tikka.
It's like a Chicken Tikka, but 'otter.
/coat

Looks a hell of a lot like a Starved, Mine victim, Bart Simpson
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:29,
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was from victorian times wasn't it, head of a monkey stitched onto a fish or something
*edit* or rather body of above monkey
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:29,
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*edit* or rather body of above monkey

in the middle of recounting an interesting story about the time he got locked out of his flat with no clothes on or something.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:28,
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weeoo weeeooo wweeeoo bom bom bom
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:23,
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thats odd. I'm sure you'll get lots of lovely letters from people who have lost their epileptic children from that :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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I promise I'll never disobey you again, Mr Weebl sir.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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now got try and find me way round the darkroom after looking at that, this could be painful!!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:26,
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</sound effect>
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:18,
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clicky timespazy clicky
woo to the motorised cats!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:24,
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woo to the motorised cats!

He may be burning oil, but that cheeky cocky ear twitch (earcock?) makes him oh so special.
Someone with better Flash skills than me should organise a race.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:27,
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Someone with better Flash skills than me should organise a race.

would the one starting at the front be a pole-cat?
/taxi
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:30,
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/taxi

and they're brilliant. But you'll all have to wait until this evening when I get home, so NER! :-P
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:13,
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sounds like one of those dreadfully modern hip hop phrases don't you know.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:18,
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Mick McCarthy (left) and Sam Eagle (right)

a life. But unfortunately has to be done sometimes.
I'm kind of here. But very quiet.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:14,
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I'm kind of here. But very quiet.

You might want to fix your pic by the way.. I think its the fanbelt.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:17,
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you post a pic and then the server falls over. Sheesh.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:20,
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404 times by now...
...Oh, I abused your image recently - hope you don't mind.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:23,
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...Oh, I abused your image recently - hope you don't mind.

without a bean going to it. And as soon as you post something it decides to go and have lunch. Pah. Serves me right for using a W2K hosting service.
Abused? in what way? I'm sure I don't mind at all...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:25,
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Abused? in what way? I'm sure I don't mind at all...

I left my miggy on today especially so I could listen to my mp3s, but is the webserver up? is it fook! And I can't do nowt about it until I get home now... ARSE!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:30,
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shoutcast the other day and did a few random looks at shoutcast broadcasters and the number of them whose admin sections I could easily get into was amazing. Passwords not what they used to be.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:35,
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you so much you've started tearing yer hair out!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:04,
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well done yoo.
[edit] you know you'll be especially popular if you make your pictures.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:05,
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[edit] you know you'll be especially popular if you make your pictures.

One thing at a time - but in the meantime this is the inside of my shed
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:11,
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...but I heard there was a chance that the pub-shed was spaz.
As I said, I'd never say such a thing, but it's only fair that you hear what people are saying behind your back...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:17,
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As I said, I'd never say such a thing, but it's only fair that you hear what people are saying behind your back...

No matter, I think we've all seen those shed-pubs.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:19,
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Ireland are almost through in the footie........
>
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:57,
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>

yay and woo for the boys in green.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:01,
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glad - people are downstairs gawping at the match which gives me a chance to punk up the office real loud.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:10,
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:08,
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he's collapsed on his ctrl and 'v' keys!!!!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:12,
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that pic i posted first thing, 'stoned agin', was a rehash (pardon the pun) of the 40's original, using the first frame, and liquify, had a few stumped! don't tell anyone tho'. ;) )
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:09,
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in a way, you were both right... just goes to show how good Pickle is with his tatoshop.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:13,
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fucking diplomatic! Nah, just kiddin' - you're alright, kid.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:19,
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mum's the word. i thought there was a smoother quality about it alright tho'... good work!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:13,
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going to sulk in the shed for an hour...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:54,
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sheds. I like sheds. Is it treated knapped wood sidings or ordinary spruce planking with a touch of creosote?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:59,
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Mine has a concrete floor, double glazing, mains, lighting and a porch!
All I need is a rocking chair and a shotgun
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:02,
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All I need is a rocking chair and a shotgun

to a number of Afghan guests of mine, an Iraqi, Chechen, and a scouse
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:05,
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I read that as 'kidnapped wood sidings' and wondered where you'd keep 'em all!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:04,
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kneecapped wood sidings.
they have been naughty boys and needed to be taught a lesson
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:09,
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they have been naughty boys and needed to be taught a lesson

the internal shelving? Bracketed side-panels with a lipped underhang or free-standing metal units like Dexion?
Got any pictures?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:02,
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Got any pictures?


go to the home page - I want one www.keenmacpubs.com/home.htm

you'll crack it soon :-)
[edit] bugger.. this was meant to go at the top before everyone else had started the big thread...
well, sod it.. i'm going to hide the corner and make a silly picture then.... :(
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:03,
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[edit] bugger.. this was meant to go at the top before everyone else had started the big thread...
well, sod it.. i'm going to hide the corner and make a silly picture then.... :(

that is just too remanisant of some stuff i done back in the late 90's
for a split second i get the red mist, and then it passes, woo and yay.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:00,
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for a split second i get the red mist, and then it passes, woo and yay.

gets me thinking i was onto someting good.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:05,
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wack it into flash and post a link to it.
i did it old school style with pen and paper.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:11,
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i did it old school style with pen and paper.

I tried to do some animations with pen and paper once, got bored though
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:17,
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missed the filename off or the file extension off the URL.....
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:56,
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the picture Dr Phil. It's the braids and stubble - they just get me going:-)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:09,
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I agree though - he/she is a bit of a looker.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:10,
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No? I'll put mine down then...
;)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:14,
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;)

we would serenade all you beautiful ladies!
Or something...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:28,
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Or something...

(I have no idea what they look like, but who cares?)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:22,
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We're both in there somewhere...
[edit] woo, party people having fun. Now you know what lumpbucket, Hugo Rune and others look like too.
here
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:25,
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[edit] woo, party people having fun. Now you know what lumpbucket, Hugo Rune and others look like too.
here

is quite lovely. However the personage in the picyure just has that 'special something' that you read about in Mills & Boone novels...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:19,
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seen it.
In fact, I saw that before I even had proper internet access... i'm 80% sure it was an example pic with Kai's Power Goo.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:04,
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In fact, I saw that before I even had proper internet access... i'm 80% sure it was an example pic with Kai's Power Goo.

I think you've spelled the url wrong - are you sure you copied all of it? Only it doesn't say ".gif" or ".jpg" at the end, which is a bit of a giveaway...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:58,
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linked to his H drive. Needs to be hosted somewhere
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:53,
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you need to host the picture on an internet site before we can see it. If you need more help, read this:
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:54,
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www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

Sir.
In fact I have just had to get a limited rerun to keep Zog happy - so anyone else let me know now....
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:58,
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In fact I have just had to get a limited rerun to keep Zog happy - so anyone else let me know now....

I just went into the other office and asked someone what was the word for forgeting things.... because I couldn't remember what it was.... they are still laughing at me now..
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:44,
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although I probably shouldn't advertise this but my girlf did ask me this morning why they were playing the World Cup matches so early in the morning.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:48,
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and this morning he gave me a 'Gummi Candy Pet Rat' as a holiday prezzie.
It's too cool to eat.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:51,
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It's too cool to eat.

and this one isn't a re-post, so suffer:

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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:41,
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the one I remember was the smug bitch with the predator's mouth....
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:47,
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No, thsi is a new one. I just made it. Didn't know that it had been done before. Maybe I can re-do it again with a goatse smile
;o)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:50,
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;o)

I always wondered why I HATED her so much, thought I was just being unreasonable...it is all becoming clear now.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:48,
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