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# Rare archive footage of the Three Tenners found!


Never seen them myself, but I've heard that they're very good with their notes.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha.
very good :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Le Cock Sportif: Episode 8 And Last
Scuba Phallus
click for slightly bigger

This is the last one in the series.
No more cocks..
So I guess this means goodbye (from the cocks, not me..). It was fun while it lasted. Should anyone demand more, I might consider making another few.

VIVA LE COCK SPORTIF!

Previous:
Tennis Phallus
French Phallus
Caveman Phallus
Baseball Phallus
Skiing Phallus
Basketball Phallus
Running Phallus
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# I miss cock already.
[edit]

Have a cockknocker pearoast

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# you *love* the cock
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# That is some serious cockage
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# awww
*will miss 'em
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# woo
they are good
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# you can't stop
i tried stopping doing penguins, and look what happened:

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# oooh...
that animation is rather well mashed.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# i don't like
the 14-colourisation though

they clash BADLY
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# WOP
I don't know why that 'p' is there. It must have been a typo.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# what 'p'?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# all your Evangellion live action movies are belonging to us!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# hehe
all your woo and yay are belong to us!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# beanstress
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# still
would...


christ, i am going mad... 26,800 words and still more to go!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Have one of these...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# that
thing needs a fucking. /edit: a good hard one.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# I didn't even know Freddy had a motorbike
\autocomplete
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# That's really good
get back inside now, mummy will be here to pick you up soon

Edit: How rude..Woo to the top pic, it hypnotises my face
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# haha!
yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
# You're not my real dad
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# that is awesome
quite disturbing too
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
#
eep.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Aww! So cute!
That has brightened up my late afternoon/evening.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Too cute
I want one to gard my computer
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Dunno if this counts as spam,
but it's a website for a band called Goldie Looking Chain(not mine) and it's making me laugh a lot. Here
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# yes
they were in the newspaper about 3 weeks ago, and I found that website last year
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# ooh
er.

half man/half machine is a beast of a track tho ;)

check out lews tewns/nobsta nuts too
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Theres nothing in the b3ta newsletter,
I appologise i've upset you.



Miserable twunt
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# i saw them play on Saturday
they were excellent
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# it's making your laugh a lot of what now?
Is it making it into jelly?
To fill your big fat belly?
Is it turning into buggery?
Or other naughty skulduggery?

Haithanguwerymuch
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# TJ:
Got a nice reply from the guy who owns that circuit benders website that we destroyed:

Hi,
Ok, fair enough, 10,000 hits is probably a good thing and we have had a
fair few e-mails. I could really have done with having a bit of warning
that this was going to happen though. We have a max bandwidth of 250MB per
day but over the weekend over 10GB was downloaded! As you can imagine the
people that host the site were less than happy at having their server
crippled. They have now let me put the site back up but i'm a little
scared too as if it goes down again they'll probably permanently delete
it.
Bugger!

Surely this happens all the time when a small website goes onto the B3Ta
newletter. You could use it as some kind of tactical weapon to destroy the
sites of people you don't like :)

Anyway, thanks for putting the link in. I was a bit pissed off last night
when i put up the 'site down' page but the main site should be back up by
this afternoon with any luck.
Cheers
Paul

What a lovely chap
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
#
Not often you see a thank you for killing my web site e-mail but it's a nice message to see :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# taken it quite well
an as for the suggestion to use it as a weapon, well . . .

put www.protomonkey.tk in the newsletter
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# what
an exciting website
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Fast work...
... it's fucked already!?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# He seemed to take that rather well.
Or he is plotting a revenge of extraodinary magnitude.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# hehehe

i like that! now we can be full of suspense!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Well, I think
he will unleash the fury on b3ta's servers to be honest.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# awww...
he's fluffy again! yay!

we must all immediately NOT go to his site or he will be severely unamused.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# nope, not spam
links to funny websites are encouraged here... as long as we haven't seen them before. A good idea is to run them through a links search at www.glassco.cx
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Checked
and there appears to be no mention, as such i posted away.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# crap
in a crap kind of way
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# they support the darkness at most their gigs you know.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# sorry
i'm feeling unfluffy

i'll stop posting for a while to try and calm down. i need to go and has a fwap lie down
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# yous knows it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# AAARGH!!!
The cursor trail! Get it off me!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mc Corperate.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# true
they are utter bastards
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# True
I know...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# the big boss died the other day
keeled over with a heart attack
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah
some aussie has taken over now
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# McBarbie
on the menu's now then?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# different face,
same old shit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# the irony
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# ...
WAH HOO!!!

I have noticed *healty* options at MC. D's.

Yeah right. 3 KILOS of lard!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# but
have you noticed the new people as well?

not in mine, still full of the same pikey bastards as ever before
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# -
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Yay! I got my B3ta shirt in the post today!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# How long did it take?
I ordered mine on Wednesday night.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# a few while
i ordered it on the 7th
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Bah!
*moves chair from behind door*
i'll stop waiting for it then.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# yay for you
*sob for credit cardless me..

i think i'll make my own b3ta shirt
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Got mine a few weeks ago,
but the print started to come off after the first wash... :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Yay for the weird radiohead style image,
that I can fully agree with.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# radiohead? the band?

i'm supposed to write some rethorical theory for our film project. i almost consider jumping off uni just because i don't want to do it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Bah
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# DO NOT CLICK THAT
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i should have listened
*feels very stupid now
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Twunts...
hehehehehehehe...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# aye, the band.
Looks like the bear faces off a Kid A poster that my old housemate used to have plastered across his wall.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# she should be scared
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I'm torn between emotions of phwar and
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Bloody showoffs
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# *is hypnotized*
wahey!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# hehehe
not seen that before! Nicely looped!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# I think I
might have gone to school with her as well
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# don't fear the reaper
fear the fear...

(nice mask - what does she use the nose for?)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# That's up to your dirty mind
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# woo hoo!
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# fear Blue Oysters
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# fwap?
fwap?

oh . . . THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR !1!1!!111!!eleventy1!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
#
*fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!! *fwap* AAARGH!!!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# she should be
scared for what shes about to get :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear,
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# schoolboy penis
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# ***Attention - this thread is being monitored by the Glitter Foundation **
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# and
censored by the jacko and towsend (tm) corparations
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# some youngsters at work didn't know who norris was
so I made them a brief history:

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Yay!
You should be a history teacher!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# it's a thought
I don't own any corduroy jackets with elbow patches, but I am a bearded pervert.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# No problem
corduroy jackets with elbow patches are available from Oxfam from £3.50, donated by jailed history-teaching perverts.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# I wanted to be a history teacher.
Is perversion obligatory?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# dunno
just speaking from experience....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Obligatory for any job involving under 16's
I hear.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# And there was me just looking forward to the sixth formers...
*slinks away guiltily*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Splendid
now I only need to get my record wiped...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# That is a very moving tribute
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Guests arrive...
... on a very sad day indeed.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Clever use
of a tired and overused meme. I'll take woo.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# what a send off
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# I take my hat off in respect.
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# where is that picture of the church
sourced from? it looks like one i know in Bournemouth
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Beeb news. Tis Caron Keatings farewell.
Had more ideas, but I'll respectfully leave it at this. Mainly because Caron was fit and an introduction to an activity that gets kittens killed by God.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# ok
thanks
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Final resting place of a star ...
... and cracking site for dogging.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Toyota's first year in F1 and a mistranslation
into Japanese of the term "Splash and Dash"

"He say he want Bukkake?"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Arf.
And on that note, a little poetry by the late, great John Lennon:

Arf, Arf, he goes, a merry sight,
Our little hairy friend,
Arf, Arf, upon the lampost bright
Arfing round the bend.
Nice dog! Good Boy,
Waggie tail and beg,
Clever Nigel, jump for joy

Because we're putting you to sleep
at three of the clock, Nigel.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# i thought
you'd added that last bit yourself NC
but i checked and no, Lennon did it all
scary
:-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Thats exactly how its laid out in the book.
I think some of my bizarreness may come from reading books by and about musicians that have taking too many drugs or are just plain mental. To name but a few Peter Green, Syd Barrett, John Lennon and Led Zeppelin.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Ahhh.... Syd.....
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
it's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you, if I could, but I borrowed it.

!!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world,
I'll give you anything,
everything if you want things
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Boom! Boom!
*All together* ... (before the clocks start chiming)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# I've got a cloak...
etc etc... till we get to the bit about Gerald, my favourite verse of a totally mental song.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Haha
I share a birthday with 'Interstellar overdrive', (17-Mar-67), from Pipers'. I so wish they'd recorded 'Bike' a month earlier.

Does this make me sad?

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Most people would probably say yes.
However I'm a devotee of old music, psychedelia, obscure music trvia and the Floyd in general so I say no. I dont know what was released on my birthday (20-Jul-84) but I know that Frankie Goes To Hollywood were at no.1 with Two Tribes. And Interstellar Overdrive is great too, dont be so disappointed.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# I've got that book!
It am great! (And worth a few bob by now, I reckon...)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Really?
*swaps book underneath leg of desk for something more mundane*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I just had to post a kitten. I don't why...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# yay Fonz('s body)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# looks a bit like
sean bean (shorn bjorn, or seen bean?)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
# why do you have to know why?
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# No excuses needed
EVER!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# no reason...
we're lovin' it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# W
Woo. I'm loving it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Yay!
for aran cardigans and couples in his'n'hers slacks!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# mmm...
chunky
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# i'm lovin' it
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# How utterly ridiculous!
Fantastic!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Does it not disturb anyone else
that McDonald's is now demanding not only our custom, but our love?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# we all know boxing is controlled by sinister forces...

and now we all know who. Feck.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# BRIAN BLESSED!
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Brain Blessed
is on "stars in your eyes" on SAT!
I wonder what he will sing? (shout!)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Brian looks a little pale there.
Is he feeling ok?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# hes had a hard time of things recently,
every time hes posted on the board a little bit of his soul is taken away, leaving him black and white
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# then the wheatley's
doing a japanese commercial with him must really hurt (especially the ending)
www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)

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