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# squeek piggies squeek, y'bastards
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# tis seamless, ill give you that
but..tiny pigs make a lot of meat. you have solved world hunger! well done. Nobel prize on its way to you!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# no
thats the ninth batch
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# i wish it was as easy as that.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# it is
isnt it?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Laughing and Looking.
Looking and Laughing.
Forever.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# arf!
hehehehe

are they really small pigs, or giant other things?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# pocket sized
pork snacks, the bones just make them crispy
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# place your bets......who is next?



my money is on jimmy saville!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)
# nah
he's gonna live forever that man
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# jimmy has years left in him


maybe geoffrey from rainbow
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# rainbow was on itv.
/pedant
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# so was the queen mum,

and she's dead an all
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Make it into a money spinning website
and get rich!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# theres one already
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Woo!
Sha-waddy-waddy!

I now demand Saville shoppery. DEMAND
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Yvette Fielding
by the looks of that....

they always go in three's though
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Yvette is a babe!
.. on Most Haunted anyway - I defy any ex-Blue Peter presenter to look so good in night vision
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# I'll have a fiver on
Stan Boardman

Edit: I shall slap myself for not paying attention. *SLAP*. ok.. kids TV, Andy Peters.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Simon Fucking Groom. The Cunt.
/irrational
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Saville (death) Row


WOO FOOKIN YAY!!!!!!

£10 to the person who makes this true

Jim fixed it for them, ows about that then
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
#


Edit: Here's the other thing I made today.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Wank it., wank it h.....old on....
I mean KILL IT! KILL IT HARD!

edit: how wude of me, it is most woo indeed.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# thats
really freaky - but well done sir/madam/other
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Just a...
... cryin', walkin', sleepin', talkin' ...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)
# is that
naked Little Ant? (or Little Dec...)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# That's great!


woot!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# did anyone . . .
go to the Linux User & Developer expo in kensington olympia today?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# no
as above
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# I concur
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Have you got a girtfriend
Muppet alert, muppet alert :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# yes
as above
/me frowns
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# i think the GreeboWarrior was muttering something about that
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# ooh ooh missed it, damn!




*good grief
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# did anyone..
go over the bridge to Town today?

I fancied a butty.

(Thank fuck I didn't waste a thread with this dross)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# I had
a butty
it was nice
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)
# no wonder you have me blocked
this isnt an army camo y'know
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)
# In the 2 weeks I was away
I had a deep sense of loss that I couldnt place, now I realise that I was missing helpdesk dog. I am fulfilled once again.

*hugs helpdesk dog*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# What is stonehenge's purpose anyway...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# so that...
the government can talk about building a road tunnel underneith it for 30 years.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# i think its
something to do with sun gods
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# ufo little chef
they did cracking pankakes 500 years ago
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# God's dominoes, apparently
Woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Yay
For tribal drawings of Domo :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# seemless?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)
# yeah
pretty much!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# i missed the bandwagon but its brian blessed so its ok


more too come
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# *squints*
post so big! text so small! What happen?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# urm
duno but my mate did the colouring and he hosted it a cant find the url so have my shite copy
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# im sure ive seen that before
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# i posted the link to it before
thats where
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# rage infested monkeys
they are the real problem in society
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# WOO YAY
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# i dont understand...
why no-one has commented. woo and/or yay to you. nice!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# wooo yayy
pannowie
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Just thought
I'd inject some woo yay from you guys
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
fantastic. Love the powerpuffs.
Woo!

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# It's Chump!
With many apologoes to Scarab:

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# that is awesome
woo to you sir
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# *Chortle*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# woo
for Chump!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# hey no problem
glad people are having fun with the image
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Guess whos going to be on celeb Star in thier Eyes soon
TONIGHT MATTHEW, IM GOING TO BE PAVEROTTI

Apologise for threadwaste.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Woo.
He that am blessed.
What time and channel? CAn't find it in the listings.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)
# I think its next week
'twill be ITV and almost cetainly Saturday evening. *Must remember to turn speakers down*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# i think
itv
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# TONIGHT MATTHEW I'M GOING TO BE NAKED! DIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEE!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)
# I would*
*'nt
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# very woo madam
idea's for credit stuff:-

i need a new bike, and maybe a new TV, and PC.

fuck it, just take out a few loans and we'll run off to brazil and open our office's there
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Brazil sounds nice
=)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# maybe not brazil
but somewhere the loansharks will never find us.......


guildford prehaps
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# yeah
work that booty, my hairy man love
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Hahaa!
Greatness in spoonfulls!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# I simply can't stop watching that.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# "Let`s get this Labour party started"


ahhh quick`n`dirty... like my women... maybe
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)
# is it wrong
that im turned on by that
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)
# I could be tempted myself...
if it wasn`t for the stubble!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)
# that what atracted me in the first place
doesent it look like jo willey to you?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)
# it's more attractive than jo whiley
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)
# yeah
she munts big stylee
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)
# almost as bad as Mo Mowlam
*shudders*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# ahhh
I`ve got an animation featuring her too ;-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Graped your squildo somewhat did it?
- and yes, yes it is terribly wrong. =)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)
# you piss on my mind
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)
# It's a little thing I do
=)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)
#
it did my squildo grape.... mmMMMMM?!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)
# that almost graped my squildo
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)
# woot!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)
# arrrggghhh
noooooooooooo, my eyes
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)
# oooh yeeessss
let me show you whoos the dady
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)
# heheheeh
holy FUCK!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Less Seam !!!
Can i see the source?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Do you want it for some serious shoppage
or some serious fwappage?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
#
the latter
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# No Sauce For You!!

just a random harlot, can't really remember wehere from now
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Elvis sighting
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# moon boy was always being mocked


poor lad
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)
# May I be the first to say
That's no moon
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# damn you
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Hurrah! I'm a winner!!! I won! hurray huzzah hooplah yahoo
I think I need to get out more
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Only if I can be the first to shop it


Edit: Seamless, isn't it?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Bugger!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(gasp for air)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)
# You did the Morrissey animation?
You caused me to eject fishfingers from my nose when i saw that on B3Ta TV...

Houpla yay woo and brrrring!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)
# heheheheehhe!
that`s the finest compliment I`ve had all year!! ta :-D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)
# thats no moon!!!
:-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# i like the moon
yes i like it very much
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# coz it is close to us
but not better than a spoon
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)
# The word lunatic derives from the
obessive love of the moon. 100% fact
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)
# It is also fact
that people get a bit more mental when its a full moon
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)
# and
at the same time things come down and hunt the insane. Buffy says so so it must be true.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)
# apparently
its due to the fact that we have such a high percentage of saltwater sloshing about inside that the moon almost makes it tidal when it is full or some such other medical voodoo nonsense
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Any relation to...
Craterface from Futurama 1.2?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# That's no moonfaced child
- errrr wait a minute sorry yes it is a moonfaced child.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)
# heheheheh
fantastic!!

moon boy rocks!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)
# woo
he's ace
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)
# pissed squirrel
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)
# bigger please
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Hey paw
I dun did jus' shooted me a squirl, paw. Hyuk hyuk hyuck.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)
# hmmm
squirrels didn't do any thing wrong I DID
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Damn
Hicks. Its the inbreeding you know
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Yes
Well done man, you killed some squirrels.
You must have a huge cock.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# thats good that
TJ: whilst doing a random google image search, i found the dancing fat girl, but she's not dancing and doesn't look very happy.... she's here
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAH!
SHES SO FAT!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# erm
is that supposed to happen? is that the joke?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# That's a lovely don't hotlink picture.
thank you.

/vomits
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# would you rather see the rest of
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I'll have a Rennie
and have a go later... ;)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)
# I got a brilliant anti-leech pic when I clicked that.
Sixteen fucking stone? At five?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# I'll see that threadjack,and raise you...
this threadjack...

Just been shown this link by a friend.

I'm lost for words really, I knew he was bad, but...I'm speechless..
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# That is one pissed squirrel
indeed.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# The Trouble with being Edward
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)
# oh lordy
that's eww and weww
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)
# No weww?
*cries*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
gruesome
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)
# pahhahahaha!
thats aceness taken to a whole new level

tj: would anyone be willing to let me test a php file on their server?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)
# depends...
on stuff.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Its a b3ta translator I'm working
on. Only it wont work on my host cos of their security restrictions
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# send me the file on email
I'll have alook at it and if it's not pikey I'll put it in the scripts folder for you to play with.

Respond if acceptable
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# sounds
good
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)
# email?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)
# mattbrook atters mac (I'm so no spam) dotters com
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)
# right
then
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# looks
like they've got it handled.

I'll be on my way
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Haha! Very woo indeed!
I can think of something else that would be difficult*.

*please do not shop it though.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)
# After the last post
that's a bit anticlimactic.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)
# True
But then, wouldn't anything?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Sometimes, you just have to be there for a friend.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)
# ::sniff
that was the most inspiring thing ive ever seen
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)
# beautiful!
Just beautiful. Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Tch!
Serves him right!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
thats wonderful
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)
# I love these absolutely.
you are my new god
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)
# That is *so* beautifully timed.
Great stuff.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)
# fantabulous
that is totally woosome
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)
# that has made me
all teary inside
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)
# woo yay houpla
doug n bill win the 'best charecter based b3ta series award from me'

with the animated adventures of tony blair coming close second.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Words
cannot describe how much I liked that. Instead I will express my amazement through interpretive dance:

*dances off around bedroom wearing only a thinly veiled sense of stupidity*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)
# *polite applause
thank you!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Wow
Nothing short of undisingenious. Well done :).
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Touching. sniff.
A guin's life is a difficult one.

Maybe he'll pair up with his other friend?

YAY!!!! Sob.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Amazing work
haha poor ol' Doug
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)
# this is great
uber-woo to you sir!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)
# That's
beautiful man. Woo.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)
# splendid
splendid
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Hurrah
and Huzzah to that
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

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