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# Look at him dance, please
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# .
oddly it dances very well to new order and kylie blue monday re-mixy thing
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# twas intended
doncha know
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# .
whodathunkit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# .
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# hahah!
that's funnier that it should be!
edit: the toons in your profile are redexing..
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# i
agree
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# seconded
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# concurred
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# ok
fixing that now, look again in 2 minutes time
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# hehehehe
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# well done..
..scared me witless again
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Guess which hair is dyed?
Face or Head?
I'm not even going THERE!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# hehehe
"collar and cuffs" - what a fantastic turn of phrase!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# woo
and yay, that in fact deserves extreme wooyayage
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Is that
the bearded lady?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# I was gonna say
"nah she works in the office" - and then realised it was you asking!

bazically de baby is not responding!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# For the
SG2/1.5 portal I think
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Crikey!
Ah, but at least he's happy.

woo to your pic!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# that
hairstyle really suits him i reckon
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# proof the Atkins CAN work*
*if you want the body of a lady
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# I wou.....
nah....

on second thoughts, not.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Tarot


It never lies you know

Click HERE for bigger
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# Did you make those for somethingawful
and they didn't publish them/think they were good enough?

Welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# I see no football pun.
But Woo all the same.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# heheh
that`s pretty cool! how come you have Holly Johnson as the fool? ;-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# 'scuse me
ou est le cat shooting game?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# !
Non Dé merde de la chien est pas le bon poubel!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# par le vous Francais?

ui, café au lait.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Brie
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# ceci nes pasta penne un pipe la half
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# sur l'internet
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# C'est
au queue-de-verre.fr
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# je ne parle pas francaise
et je ne parle pas englais
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# No habla muy bien el Frances.
Quiero un bocadillo de queso y una cerveza, por favor.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# HAHAH!!
Thats the only spanish I learnt too!!1 How to order a cheese baguette!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Good thing I've never been to spain
I'd starve to death
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
#
je est le baboon.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Wagner disco remix
taken for itself, it's the most horrible thing since the Hasselhoff video further down. (Can't beat it though.)

Matches the game, though. Great stuff.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Rido
come una strega.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# me in lichtenstein styleeee
(although i actually have brown hair + eyes :P)

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# prepares for
many many many "I would" type comments.


Very nicely done! WOO!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# ohhh very...pop art
woo yay indeed
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# woo yay
very arty
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# very good
w/y
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# woo for self portraits!

can we have the source image? ;)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# first
i would WOO
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# no!
you'll do nasty things with it :o
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# no i wouldn't, i'm a nice guy

i just want the beautifulness confirmed by a real photo *flirt*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Very well done
I would.. agree by saying Woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# I (heart) Litchenstein
and I (heart) your picture. But at the same time it makes me sad that I never got to go to the Litchenstein exhibition when I was in London 2 weeks ago.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# i went. 'twas really cool
don't suppose that's actually gonna make you feel any better :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# No, no it's not. Not in the slightest.
I'm going to the kitchen to cry and eat ice cream till I feel better.

*goes to kitchen to cry and eat ice cream till feeling better.*

*feels better*

*wanders back*

*sees post all over again*

*feels down*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# i wanted to go
but didnt. if that makes you feel any better
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# woo
(this isn't me)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Brian Blairssed, DIIIIIIIIIVE.


may have already been done.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# But not as seamlessly
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# or
as pixely
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# LOL!1111111!
I was waiting for it to finish downloading :-D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# nope
turns out...thats it! :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# It may be crap
but I'm giggling like a loon looking at it

[edit] FP it NOW!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# ditto
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# aha
thankee kind sir
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# That
just rocked the shit out of my evening fucking outstanding
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# i liked it
i hope you will too!
As an aside, i want to see Linda Barker and Brian Blessed, shudders.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# what
....doing it?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# hehe
*snigger*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# yes
exactly, with a cast of thousands
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# and
an audience of millions
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Celeb sponsored silence fails.

Celebs say sorry as quietly as possible.
Repost due to fact someone mentioned Linda Barker and Brian Blessed together.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# urmmm
ahem... Loulou's mouth is upside down
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# i like the fact
that you didn't actually realise, so is brian's
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# ah ha
so it is, right all im off, see ya
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Feck it
Rik told me to...

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Arf!
I found out this evening that there's a street in London called Batman Close.
I found this to be incredibly amusing.
Is there something wrong with me, or is
this perfectly normal behaviour?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# I just chuckled
if thats any help
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# heheh nice one Chris!
there`s also a Colombo Street near where I (currently!) work

... I quite fancy taking a bottle of Tip-Ex and a black marker to the 2nd "o" :-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# do it
and take your camera
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# ooooooh
now THAT is an idea!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# always pleased to help
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# you didnt do anything!
take it away!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# anyone got this prob with tattyshop??
after 3 days of using the trial it has gone all shitty and expired on me




i think my brother tried to crack it...:(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Nope can't fix that.
Mine is broken too. It crashes when I try to save anything in any format.

For what purpose was your cat removed?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# When you make something take a screenshot
and then paste it into paint! :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Brilliant.
Or just download Gimp 2.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# fecking GIMP
wansta feckin' crash on me
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# That sounds like more effort
especially as my pc doesn't have net access. This is my dad's pc. This photoshop works fine. As does my brother's. Mine used to. Dunno what the hell went wrong.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Very well then
There's always ASCII art
or verbal insults, as an art form.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Cunty twatburgers!
Like that you mean? Maybe I should write poetry.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# hey blackcat
don't quit your day job
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# now i will soon change my name
and my brother tried to crack an unupgradable trial version...i think
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# awww feck it...
...ill just steal it again lol
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Barely legal girl shows bush


(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Oh good god
Happy Birrrthday Mister Preessident...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# im more worried...
..by the long hair than anything else.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# and
the earing
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# true
as above
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# and
below
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# And the teleprompter
Wherever that might be hidden.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
noooooo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Woo to the pun
and to your moreamusingthatitreallyoughttobeusername.

And sorry to TJ but:
I was in the shower and had a revelation as to what I could animate but in order to make it happen, I need a certain source picture and was wondering if you lovely people would so kind as to help me locate something suitable. I really need a picture of someone pointing to themselves, eyebrows raised with an expression of surprise that suggests they are saying something akin to "Who, me?!! Obviously typing that little description into google imagesearch or getty images is unlikely to yield great results so I would be most appreciative for your help y'all.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Sometimes the best searches are the most logical..
www.3drender.com/jbirn/thesis/jpegs/WhoMe2.jpeg

[edit] Do a search on google images for "who, me" ;-)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Good advice.
And something that I will endeavour to remember in future.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# this?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# hubba
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Best I can come up with...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Thankyou, thankyou everyone.
You are all too kind. I think ill go for the missindiana picture though, just because her expression alone adds so much to what I already had in my head. For any applicants that weren't selected, we are citing an unusually high number of strong contenders and wish you every success in the future, however, don't let this put you off applying again.

Yours sincerely

NC
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# hihihihihi I like him
he's thilly
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Right, thats it...
your being added to the list.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# Oh gawsh - what now
/paranoia
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# *goes all mysterious* It is spoken...
...that there is a list...

...and upon that list....

...there is wrote... ...the names of b3tans who have surpassed themselves... ...in the field of fluffyness...

...you my son... ...are hereby among those honoured in this way...

See instore leaflet profile for details.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# i wouldn't
but i know a man who would
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# erm
why are you pointing at me?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# damn you saw my hand

.....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# I think I need some man sized kleanex
to clean up the mess on my screen
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# WOO YAY


Fussox, didnt work :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Good ol' Blunky

Click for embiggenmentisation.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# tee hee hee
nice one! :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# if only they were real......
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# GPLE
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# That is either crap or art
and I can't tell.

ED. After thinking about it, I've decided it's art.
You'll get an art student's all-dressed-in-black-holding-a-catalogue-
putting-a-finger-to-his-chin's woo.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# that reminds me of
a swingbin bin i found the other day in the garage and there was a smell coming from it so i swung it open and there were two dead mice in there... one all rotten and i can still smell it now
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Praise indeed! hehe
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# That's supoib
Stunning. Reminds me a bit of Fun! magazine. But nobody here will know what that was, so I'll shut up now.

Hmmm. Too much cheap Cotes du Rhone.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# this is where it s at
its crap and thats all but it looks kinda interesting i guess so ill give it an 8 out of ten for trashpickup site marker sniffer glue my pants on
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:09, archived)
# Ah, Gojira!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# your translation..
..said it all for me, so i have nowt to say now. Im slightly miffed now.

**cries in the corner
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# And a woo to yoo too
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# WOOO
Woo to your woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# i got a new cashcard the other day
i was disturbed by the chip
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

btw, wheres the number? :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# cunningly disguised as a fish
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# it's everywhere.
gah!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# *averts eyes*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# get help
in the meantime, any challengers?


/PS - what no card number?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# see above for number
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# *Rubs Thighs*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Argh!
nothing is safe
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# aaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhh


thats really bad

*checks own cards*

nope i dont carry goatse with me
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# You're kidding me...
I don't that staring at me whenever I go for cash!

*cries*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# at least
its not quite as bad as the real thing!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# it's too close for my liking
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# what other use is there for the card?
im liking the way it says 'electronic use only' on the side - it saves so much confusion.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# No.
Please no.
That is very wrong.
*makes note never to bank with Halifax*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
wrong
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# nonononononooonoooo no NO!!
Go to your room and think about what you just did.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Bonjour!
Been listening to Queen today

I always block out 'somebody to love' in that lyric.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Woo.
Where's Freddy?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# under this lot?

woo to threadstarter too.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# i've had 'don't stop me now' in my head since i saw shaun of the dead
on friday
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# You arent the only one
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# accompanied by the pool cues
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# dart in the head
made me peee my self a little bit
it was that funny
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Hell no,
If that scene had been a little quieter, you would probably have heard the sound of the audience's collective sphincter closing up. Much like with the suicide scene in Rules Of Attraction. Just thinking about that makes me feel a little uneasy.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# Is he behind the tree?
.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Do I win a prize?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# No!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# What are pink and fluffy and haven't moved for 13 years?
Freddy's slippers

badumtish
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# I seem to remember it used to be
Russell Harty's slippers.... still, can't waste a classic...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# lucy did well in the javlin
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Poor bastard
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# It needs to be bigger,
and blacker.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Whats 12 inches long, and makes women scream in the morning?
A victim of cot-death

/bad taste (sorry)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# I love that
*freakimus, ur uplaod file wuz coRRuptor mate*

send again?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# whats blue and fucks grannies
hypothermia
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:22, archived)
# More black you say?
www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm

I've posted this before, but it seems so relevant now.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Bigblackglasscock.
And fake

But a little bit funny because it's a little bit true
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# they are fucked in the head

thats what they are
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# More glass cock
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# More glass cock
mytrailerpark.com/

What can I say? I'm bored.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Ah yeah.
I saw that on TV. It's Anna Nicole Smith's family.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# "coming to bed, baby?"



need to practice! :-\
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# oWo
yAy
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)
# AARGH
run away...retreat.

you scare me sir
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)
# this board is going to push me over the line

I will have a man fat/keyboard colision in a minuit.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*cough* *splutter* *spastic drool down shirt*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# BRIAN BLESSED is going to be on
Stars in their eyes next week...as pavarotti!

sorry, but I thought you all should know
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)
# *glues mute button down*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Untitled-1.swf isnt a very imaginative title for your duck.
but i've just started with flash too, so good on you for trying!

its very fluffy.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# seriously?
well - im pretty gullable but im believing you right now.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# would I lie to you?
.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# well
i dunno - but it seems that you are telling the truth! I'm sorry i ever doubted you. Also - i need to pay more attention to the board instead of my A-Levels.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# do you think
you`re Charles and Eddie now?!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# This is becoming the glasscock of the week
I wish I had a telly - oh hang on, I got rid of it because of Stars in their Eyes and their ilk...

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# the irony
makes me laugh at you
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# see bottom of page
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# i said it first earlier
so mneeeeh

but everyone does need to know
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# these are disturbingly squildo graping
woo
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)

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