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oddly it dances very well to new order and kylie blue monday re-mixy thing
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:32,
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hahah!
that's funnier that it should be!
edit: the toons in your profile are redexing..
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:27,
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edit: the toons in your profile are redexing..
Guess which hair is dyed?
Face or Head?
I'm not even going THERE!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23,
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I'm not even going THERE!
I was gonna say
"nah she works in the office" - and then realised it was you asking!
bazically de baby is not responding!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25,
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bazically de baby is not responding!
Did you make those for somethingawful
and they didn't publish them/think they were good enough?
Welcome to b3ta.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22,
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Welcome to b3ta.
heheh
that`s pretty cool! how come you have Holly Johnson as the fool? ;-)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23,
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No habla muy bien el Frances.
Quiero un bocadillo de queso y una cerveza, por favor.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:23,
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HAHAH!!
Thats the only spanish I learnt too!!1 How to order a cheese baguette!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25,
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Wagner disco remix
taken for itself, it's the most horrible thing since the Hasselhoff video further down. (Can't beat it though.)
Matches the game, though. Great stuff.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26,
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Matches the game, though. Great stuff.
me in lichtenstein styleeee
(although i actually have brown hair + eyes :P)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12,
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prepares for
many many many "I would" type comments.
Very nicely done! WOO!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:13,
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Very nicely done! WOO!
no i wouldn't, i'm a nice guy
i just want the beautifulness confirmed by a real photo *flirt*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:26,
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i just want the beautifulness confirmed by a real photo *flirt*
I (heart) Litchenstein
and I (heart) your picture. But at the same time it makes me sad that I never got to go to the Litchenstein exhibition when I was in London 2 weeks ago.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:18,
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i went. 'twas really cool
don't suppose that's actually gonna make you feel any better :(
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:22,
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No, no it's not. Not in the slightest.
I'm going to the kitchen to cry and eat ice cream till I feel better.
*goes to kitchen to cry and eat ice cream till feeling better.*
*feels better*
*wanders back*
*sees post all over again*
*feels down*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:28,
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*goes to kitchen to cry and eat ice cream till feeling better.*
*feels better*
*wanders back*
*sees post all over again*
*feels down*
It may be crap
but I'm giggling like a loon looking at it
[edit] FP it NOW!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:15,
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[edit] FP it NOW!
That
just rocked the shit out of my evening fucking outstanding
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:16,
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i liked it
i hope you will too!
As an aside, i want to see Linda Barker and Brian Blessed, shudders.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12,
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As an aside, i want to see Linda Barker and Brian Blessed, shudders.
Celeb sponsored silence fails.
Celebs say sorry as quietly as possible.
Repost due to fact someone mentioned Linda Barker and Brian Blessed together.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17,
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Celebs say sorry as quietly as possible.
Repost due to fact someone mentioned Linda Barker and Brian Blessed together.
i like the fact
that you didn't actually realise, so is brian's
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:44,
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Arf!
I found out this evening that there's a street in London called Batman Close.
I found this to be incredibly amusing.
Is there something wrong with me, or is
this perfectly normal behaviour?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08,
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I found this to be incredibly amusing.
Is there something wrong with me, or is
this perfectly normal behaviour?
heheh nice one Chris!
there`s also a Colombo Street near where I (currently!) work
... I quite fancy taking a bottle of Tip-Ex and a black marker to the 2nd "o" :-)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:11,
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... I quite fancy taking a bottle of Tip-Ex and a black marker to the 2nd "o" :-)
anyone got this prob with tattyshop??
after 3 days of using the trial it has gone all shitty and expired on me
i think my brother tried to crack it...:(
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:05,
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i think my brother tried to crack it...:(
Nope can't fix that.
Mine is broken too. It crashes when I try to save anything in any format.
For what purpose was your cat removed?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:06,
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For what purpose was your cat removed?
When you make something take a screenshot
and then paste it into paint! :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:07,
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That sounds like more effort
especially as my pc doesn't have net access. This is my dad's pc. This photoshop works fine. As does my brother's. Mine used to. Dunno what the hell went wrong.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:14,
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Very well then
There's always ASCII art
or verbal insults, as an art form.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:17,
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or verbal insults, as an art form.
Cunty twatburgers!
Like that you mean? Maybe I should write poetry.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:19,
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now i will soon change my name
and my brother tried to crack an unupgradable trial version...i think
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:08,
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Woo to the pun
and to your moreamusingthatitreallyoughttobeusername.
And sorry to TJ but:
I was in the shower and had a revelation as to what I could animate but in order to make it happen, I need a certain source picture and was wondering if you lovely people would so kind as to help me locate something suitable. I really need a picture of someone pointing to themselves, eyebrows raised with an expression of surprise that suggests they are saying something akin to "Who, me?!! Obviously typing that little description into google imagesearch or getty images is unlikely to yield great results so I would be most appreciative for your help y'all.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02,
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And sorry to TJ but:
I was in the shower and had a revelation as to what I could animate but in order to make it happen, I need a certain source picture and was wondering if you lovely people would so kind as to help me locate something suitable. I really need a picture of someone pointing to themselves, eyebrows raised with an expression of surprise that suggests they are saying something akin to "Who, me?!! Obviously typing that little description into google imagesearch or getty images is unlikely to yield great results so I would be most appreciative for your help y'all.
Sometimes the best searches are the most logical..
www.3drender.com/jbirn/thesis/jpegs/WhoMe2.jpeg
[edit] Do a search on google images for "who, me" ;-)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:04,
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[edit] Do a search on google images for "who, me" ;-)
Good advice.
And something that I will endeavour to remember in future.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12,
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Thankyou, thankyou everyone.
You are all too kind. I think ill go for the missindiana picture though, just because her expression alone adds so much to what I already had in my head. For any applicants that weren't selected, we are citing an unusually high number of strong contenders and wish you every success in the future, however, don't let this put you off applying again.
Yours sincerely
NC
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:10,
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Yours sincerely
NC
*goes all mysterious* It is spoken...
...that there is a list...
...and upon that list....
...there is wrote... ...the names of b3tans who have surpassed themselves... ...in the field of fluffyness...
...you my son... ...are hereby among those honoured in this way...
Seeinstore leaflet profile for details.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:25,
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...and upon that list....
...there is wrote... ...the names of b3tans who have surpassed themselves... ...in the field of fluffyness...
...you my son... ...are hereby among those honoured in this way...
See
I think I need some man sized kleanex
to clean up the mess on my screen
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:03,
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That is either crap or art
and I can't tell.
ED. After thinking about it, I've decided it's art.
You'll get an art student's all-dressed-in-black-holding-a-catalogue-
putting-a-finger-to-his-chin's woo.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02,
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ED. After thinking about it, I've decided it's art.
You'll get an art student's all-dressed-in-black-holding-a-catalogue-
putting-a-finger-to-his-chin's woo.
that reminds me of
a swingbin bin i found the other day in the garage and there was a smell coming from it so i swung it open and there were two dead mice in there... one all rotten and i can still smell it now
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:07,
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That's supoib
Stunning. Reminds me a bit of Fun! magazine. But nobody here will know what that was, so I'll shut up now.
Hmmm. Too much cheap Cotes du Rhone.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:35,
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Hmmm. Too much cheap Cotes du Rhone.
this is where it s at
its crap and thats all but it looks kinda interesting i guess so ill give it an 8 out of ten for trashpickup site marker sniffer glue my pants on
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:09,
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your translation..
..said it all for me, so i have nowt to say now. Im slightly miffed now.
**cries in the corner
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:55,
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**cries in the corner
i got a new cashcard the other day
i was disturbed by the chip
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
btw, wheres the number? :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50,
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btw, wheres the number? :)
get help
in the meantime, any challengers?
/PS - what no card number?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:51,
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/PS - what no card number?
aaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhh
thats really bad
*checks own cards*
nope i dont carry goatse with me
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52,
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thats really bad
*checks own cards*
nope i dont carry goatse with me
You're kidding me...
I don't that staring at me whenever I go for cash!
*cries*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52,
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*cries*
what other use is there for the card?
im liking the way it says 'electronic use only' on the side - it saves so much confusion.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:56,
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No.
Please no.
That is very wrong.
*makes note never to bank with Halifax*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:59,
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That is very wrong.
*makes note never to bank with Halifax*
nonononononooonoooo no NO!!
Go to your room and think about what you just did.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:10,
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Bonjour!
Been listening to Queen today
I always block out 'somebody to love' in that lyric.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:49,
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I always block out 'somebody to love' in that lyric.
i've had 'don't stop me now' in my head since i saw shaun of the dead
on friday
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:51,
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dart in the head
made me peee my self a little bit
it was that funny
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53,
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it was that funny
Hell no,
If that scene had been a little quieter, you would probably have heard the sound of the audience's collective sphincter closing up. Much like with the suicide scene in Rules Of Attraction. Just thinking about that makes me feel a little uneasy.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:56,
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What are pink and fluffy and haven't moved for 13 years?
Freddy's slippers
badumtish
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54,
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badumtish
I seem to remember it used to be
Russell Harty's slippers.... still, can't waste a classic...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:02,
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Whats 12 inches long, and makes women scream in the morning?
A victim of cot-death
/bad taste (sorry)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:48,
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/bad taste (sorry)
I love that
*freakimus, ur uplaod file wuz coRRuptor mate*
send again?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:20,
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send again?
More black you say?
www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm
I've posted this before, but it seems so relevant now.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50,
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I've posted this before, but it seems so relevant now.
Bigblackglasscock.
And fake
But a little bit funny because it's a little bit true
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:52,
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But a little bit funny because it's a little bit true
this board is going to push me over the line
I will have a man fat/keyboard colision in a minuit.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45,
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I will have a man fat/keyboard colision in a minuit.
hahahahahahahaha
*cough* *splutter* *spastic drool down shirt*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:54,
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BRIAN BLESSED is going to be on
Stars in their eyes next week...as pavarotti!
sorry, but I thought you all should know
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:45,
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sorry, but I thought you all should know
Untitled-1.swf isnt a very imaginative title for your duck.
but i've just started with flash too, so good on you for trying!
its very fluffy.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:55,
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its very fluffy.
seriously?
well - im pretty gullable but im believing you right now.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47,
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well
i dunno - but it seems that you are telling the truth! I'm sorry i ever doubted you. Also - i need to pay more attention to the board instead of my A-Levels.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:50,
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This is becoming the glasscock of the week
I wish I had a telly - oh hang on, I got rid of it because of Stars in their Eyes and their ilk...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:47,
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i said it first earlier
so mneeeeh
but everyone does need to know
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:12,
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but everyone does need to know
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