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# I was awoken
again tonight, not a bad dream this time, but phone ringing...at 3:00am
so I made this

night now everyone
edit: aaand nothing, night for real this time
(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# ummm
Pas des seames
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)
# what
does that mean?
edit: oh tits now I'm going to be up later, just because I checked the boards one last time before going to bed, and LO! there be an indecipherable reply to my pic!

thanks pen-al :)

now then, my reply to Chameleon would be:
cock off you french speaking Dutch lurker*
*the only post I have seen you make is to tell me in french that my pic has seams? ass.
(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Look like
French for seamless to me.
(pen-al™, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Murderous little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# haha
class
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# no
they're setting them free!

Good kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# are the goldfish singing....
"puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrllllease release meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, let me goooooooooooooo!"
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# that
deserves the highest of highs!

i want your head, and ideas, and stuff, and hummus, and kittens, and more stuff.

Woohoo, Yayey, Hoopityhoooupla
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# that am woosome
yay
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Heheheh.
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Class!
Woosome, sir.

Little TJ
If any of you day peeps didn't see it, here's my homage to Sheep!'s magic box. Clicky
(pen-al™, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# arf
verah funnah
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# yey
an upside down box!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo, and woo to the top one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Poor goldfishie. :'-(
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# gahahahahahahaha
you is sick

pfffff hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# i love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Two stripe diaries volume 2 (wear some 2 stripe shoes youze!)
click
me!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:51, archived)
# you loon!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
#
nice vectoring
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# loon!
tariq, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
You mentalist!
Four stripes good, two stripes bad, shirley? Or was that legs?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# he he he
laces count as stripes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Does that make my 3 stripe Adidaseseses 4 stripe?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# prolly 8 stripe
depends on how you lace them I spose
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I've actually got them laced so that there are knots on the inside so I never have to tie my laces.
Is that very sad?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# I thought that was standard
practice these days...
Except with my huuuuuuge green flash laces...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I have no idea.
I'm not down wid da kidz :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)
# why not buy slip ons
anyhow in a matter of weeks you won't see your feet again for months
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I saw a pair of Kays Springers in a shoe shop
and thought, 'gosh, they look comfy.' It's time to end it all.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# just one thing needed to make you really happy
ELASTICATED SLACKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Never!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# You aint got no choice baby
but stay away from the ultimate fashion disaster.................stretch denim..
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Ew!
I'm going for the Vicky Pollard stretch tracksuit look.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# when the 3 stripe break
and you are short on cash remember...2 stripe is the way!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# everybody wear 2 stripe shoes...NOW!
2 stripes and four stripes are great
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# are 3 stripes no good?
Is this an anti adidas campaign?
*Dons two stripe top*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# also
dons the two stripe
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# i
don't get it, is it a battle between the
2 stripe saucony crew
3 stripe addida crew
4 stripe ?
5 strip k-swiss crew
??
either way, the writing and stuff is entertaining my eyes today, so thats good, and the lady on the paper has hooooge pendulous breasts.
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# REPOST! 2 stripe diaries volume1
click
me!


maybe this will explain...i love all shoes but am already ready to accept a cheaper alternative
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I spy
now. i grasp the understanding of the animation of joy now. it all becomes clear.

my sneaky sneakers have no stripes, am i damned for all eternity and back or what?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)
# NO STRIPE!
now yer talkin! Bring on the no stripe massive!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Don't diss
The Converse. I bought a new pair recently - the ones with the flames on the side!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Flamin Converse
im not dissin em just an observation i made.
yer shoes sound mighty fine
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)
# ning
LOST: Toy frog, large, likes to attack Land Rovers

(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)
# morning oh plump one... wouldn't it be nice if

doesn't steve look like Ian Hislop
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# just some random google sprogs
just think if you suddenly go into labour and all the phones are dead and Steve's not around, you could post here and all the b3tans could talk you through the birth, god knows what you'd produce with our advice mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Teehee!
Mind you, if all the phones are dead, how would I get on t'interweb?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I'm assuming the phones are afflicted by
little ants who eat all the little speaker cones and infiltrate the exchanges but the t'interweb scares them a bit so they don't go there
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# wise words, Dill
wise words indeed
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)
# that's not something I hear
very often
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Woo!
Yay! Very cute froggy, too.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# My research continues....


Day One
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# i'm learning to love
Comic Sans!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)
#
ILOVECOMICSANS
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)
# your studies are good

i liked the first one mostest!!!!

WOO YAY to you
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# *feels he is being watched*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:47, archived)
# P.I.?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Too much, too early for my stomach
but I'll have a Hob Nob, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Hmmm...
When come back bring Magnum P.I.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# There is a movie being made
of it I think. Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# *changes username to "he is being watched"*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)
# *feels*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Arf
Yay for fonticide!
(JcmS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love you. Your profile is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# morning

how's the vom-ometer looking today?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Quite vommy today :/
I am now going to make a vom-ometer.
/cranks up paintslap
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
# ah poor you
*passes bucket*

i shall await the vom-ometer with baited breath
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Awww.
Thanks! I love you too!
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)
# That security guard would.
(schoey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# slapper to the EXTREME!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# I like The Sun defence
Loos is a slapper THUS unlikely to sleep with a married man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Slapper? What does that mean?
Wo/Ya/Hou, and kinda creepy!
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Someone who puts it about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Oh.
A slut. I understand.

B3ta: good for your vocabulary.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# .
are you not from around these parts then?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Nah.
I'm a NorCal girl!
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)
# norway and calcium
mmm............
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)
# er...TJ
I'm a NorCal guy, but going to school in the midwest
/waves
edit: mmm what is SoCal then Thor?
(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Duh! are you thick?
Solarium and Calcium of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# while we're introducing words to the USA...
she is alsoa a woofer and a hippocrocopig!
(tdavidj, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Y'see
you have to be careful, because in certain areas of Northern England, 'slut' means a dirty woman. This was quite shocking when I went up to stay with a friend in Newcastle and her mother told me:

"She was meant to tidy the spare room, but the lazy slut's not done it yet"

There was me thinking she knew her daughter perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)
# ie: easy
or
a Dirty Ho.

I can't believe she's been invited to a premier. We'll be seeing her on C-List celeb shows next
Even if she did shag Beckham (And I don't care) she's a filthy cock-whore for going to the papers

re-fluffs
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
# It strikes me as rather strange
that the makers of the film wanted a slapper at their premier. It got the publicity but was it worth it. I don't know what the film was she went to see.

"Celebrity goes to watch film shocker" more on pages 2-17.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Front Page in most of the press today
As you said

"Slag Watches New Movie"

Seems wrong considering that people are being murdered in Iraq, and she is front page worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Kill Bill Vol 2
The report I saw had 3 minute of Loos, one of Uma and thirty seconds of the film with her karate master showing her the ropes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Oh, that didn't animate
at first...now she has dancing nipplingtons!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)
# she just looks weird to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Just to check
Once you've slept with a 'celebrity', you become famous enough to attend 'celebrity' premieres?

/Phones Christine Hamilton
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:51, archived)
# so you'd think
but i was once buttfucked by tom cruise and he hasn't called me since.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
# eww...
Have you really thought this through... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Yep,
2 minutes of work, 2 hours of showering then fame and fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Agreed
See above rant
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# urgh
the gaurd geeza has wood! woo!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:54, archived)
# I dont even know who she is?!!
Damn you all and your celebrity gossip!! Damn you all to hell!!
(maddave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Beckham had her
and sent her text messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)
# New Heroes
there is danger in this world on the streets, in the towns people fear for their safety...no more...a new type of hero has arose to combat crime..he wields a shopping trolley filled with goodies hes scoured from bins and skips...he sleeps on park benches...he is SUPER TRAMP!!!!

(Count Spazula, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# take a look at my girlfriend, cos shes the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend do do de dah de dah...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# It's raining again...

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Maybe a logical song would help?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# I was just hoping
a load of these young 'uns would read my comment, look outside and get confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I was slightly confused until I checked
my Guinness book of hit singles
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Oh no, my love's at an end. ...
I love my trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
Go Super Tramp! And would like a sandwich or some change?
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Tramp Trivia
mm he seems to like special brew in vast quantity..he says it gives him super human strength and if he drinks enough he can create this pungent acidic tramp vomit that repells everything that lives..Im unsure where he aquired his suit it looks quite sparkly..maybe it needs patches applying here and there to look like authentic tramp wear.Mmm i know superman fears kryptonite i wonder what a tramp fears ...maybe a bath hed lose his protective dirt layer
(Count Spazula, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# "marketing to premenstrual women"
I had one of those "fun" weekends with my girlfriend, where you get shrieked at for not poaching the eggs to her liking, shouted at for making the intemperate weather as it is, and screamed at for making her clothes look wrong, argh, shout shout, argh!!! But dispair I did not, oh fellow B3TA's... it got me thinking...

ok so women usually have 1-2 premenstrural bad-days a month. During this time they cry and dont know why, they think everybody hates them, get angry easily, they think that they are fat, everything is painful, except chocolate and bed.

This is the PERFECT SELLING OPPORTUNITY.

Any item presented to the women could be sold as the solution to her pain, her worrys, her anguish. Your product could be the metaphorical chocolate, bed and television.


So, Has anyone got any ideas of what products could be sold, and how, or website names???? Or does anyone just want to rant about their girlfs and their PMT?

Cheers, Paolo
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)
# sounds like a porn film.
borrow a camcorder, film it, and send us the results.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# whatareweyour ____ _____ _____ _____?
fill in the blanks...
it's time already:
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# hehehe
at least i dont post new messages with just text in
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# this is a good point.
People would ordinarily call it threadwasting,
but it doesn't exist...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# blargh
I was hoping that it'd spark some interest, and people would maybe suggest products for PMT women, then I'd photoshop em for my website... www.jellyflaps.com and put em on the board.
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# ne'er mind.
Text isn't quite so loved as it might be at the moment. Nice site, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# stop, rewind, play.....er
no shit?!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# become gay it's cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# nah.
you forgot to factor in the cost of lube and hair products
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# and Hawaiian shirts,
Steps back catalogue...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# cher montage......

cheer's for my "close but no cigar" mention lazygamer.

was that because i pester you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# no.
its because you stalk me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# i do not


*hides behind bins*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# *uses spidey-sense to find you*
*remembers i'm not spiderman*
*spacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# hey
thats supposed to be referring to condoms *fwap*
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Wrong board
You want this

www.lotsofpointlesstextfrommisogynisttwunts.com
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# that url donesnt exist..
ah well. I thought it was funny.
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# er
no shit?!
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# premenstrual women
like it up the Gary, 100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# if the river runs red

take the dirt track.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# I think there
may be a song in that.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# or a few slap's
from the ladies on the board at least
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# i second that
i'm sorry. i don't like to take it up the poo hole anytime of the month.
(sophie the dyking, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# and i've never met a lady that does

nor have i ever suggested it, in my mind its one way traffic only!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Surely you're tempted
Just a little bit at least....
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# nah
not at all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Well....
If a girl bent over and asked me to enter her spinkhter, I wouldn't say no.

I had a friend who split his banjo string while trying to attempt it. That put me off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# each to their own i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Umm....
No. Sorry.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# /strikes Ladycat from little black book
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Apology
accepted ; )
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# When I saw the box
(just the box mind you, not the movie) for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," I got so freaked out about Leatherface. Then I thought, "Maybe he'll show up when I'm premenstrual, in which case I'd simply grab his chainsaw and hack him to pieces."
This comforted me.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# I think it comes down to
Man whines because women get upset when they bleed for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# holier than thou medal for you
(paolodi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Considering that as a bloke
the most painful natural body function you have is crapping after a couple of days with no bowel movements, I think you have little to complain about.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# My g/f was hacked off that blokes don't have a similar affliction
so I reminded her that men have to suffer pregnancy and child birth. Then it dawned on me that women do that aswell.

Ah well, what can you do?
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# If 2 women live together
their "cycles" start to occur on the same day. So this means that periods are delayable. So what I suggest is that women move house every 3 weeks into a house with other ladies and then they will never have a period again.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# God.
Realisation keeps dawning:

If I have a PGCE in Science, I have to explain this stuff to 12 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
*sorry* I just remember our sex education lesson when the class twat stood up and asked what's a 69.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:45, archived)
# We got taught by a teacher
who told us she would never sleep with someone until wed. The sheer look of fear when it was obvious some of us knew more than her.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)
# it absolutely fucking astounds me
that halfwitted mysogynists like you
think anybody will believe them when they pretend to have a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I pretend to have a girlfriend all the time
People believe me...
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)
# I thought she looked too old for you
It was your mother, wasn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Yes, yes it was!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# how bloody cheeky


100% unshopped screen shit shot*

* complete lie

(masterbassist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# is it safe posting that number?

WOO none the less
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha
cock
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Hey, what happened to my threadjack?
Unsafe for work google search for the word "lorum" as in "Hi cockalorum":

images.google.co.uk/images?q=lorum&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Blimey!
That could have been embarrassing (depending on where you work of course).
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah
I mean if you worked for the Department of Pr0n, that would have been acceptable....
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)
# woo!
mine does that too
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# oooh,
a Cambridge number.

woo, btw
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# i come from cambridge!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# *registers undisclosed number for ALL the market research programmes*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# /opens up protistute advert jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# a kuirell
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# aaaahhhh
he be cute that am

WOO BTW
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# ...
wootastic that is
(eleusis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# From now one, this day will be know as
Squirrel Shopping Wednesday!

/Diamond Joe Quimby off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# yay!
shop that squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# there's a distinct
clerical feel to the squirrel shopping wars so far, can we all join in or do we have to be b3tans of the cloth?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# How many Rev's are there?
Me
Preacher boy

Was Rev Goatboy a poster on here?

I was going to remove the Rev, but more people know my by that that just plain ol' A-MOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# I've
radically clerified meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Arf!
Praise Allan.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Comical Tony,..
(HoTWire, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# most
woo, and have a large portion of yay
(eleusis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# when all else fails
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# hooray!
cock!

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# morning!

cock WOO to the pic as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# hehe
i really shouldnt have laughed at that!

wootabbyhooby
(eleusis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Haha
...beware pilots who use phonetic spelling...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# I've made a little PSD file
of this archbishop

Click image for PSD file
Hopefully it'll bring some funny shopping? :o
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# can't use it-
I don't have paint shop pro anymore...
Woo to pic anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# you don't have photoshop either?
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# nope.
Corel Paint 9. It's my guilty secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# haha
unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# I don't think I am.
That's my other guilty secret. I like corel paint 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Print Screen button is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# why's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# I'm presuming he has a basic package at work
Print Screen

Paste

Crop
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# right click
save as

the psd image is only linked - the image you can see is a jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Aaah
Sorry, properties thing on Firefox confused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# tanx.
now shopping...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Forgotten Your pictures?
Don't believe a picture says a thousand words?
Yes, You!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahahah

twunt badger.

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# arf
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# lalalalalalalala

www.b3ta.com/board/3072405

morning dear
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# morning
/thrashes with belt
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# oooohhhh baby

/takes it like a man
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# gotta go to work in a minute
*boo* *hiss*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# here already


*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# s'not fair :(
got next week off though *does a dance*
and i got ftp to work! did you listen to my tune what i posted?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# not yet
is link in your profile?

was stuck on dogtanian again last night
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)
# yes. linky in profile
bugger, work beckons....
back on in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# But I thought you
were posting today? ;)
Mostly would, but he is a pro-masher and "forgot his memry stick" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha ah ha
i am
bit later on (only done 1 pic

bet you're excited
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# a well placed
bet...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Morning dayshift. I'm too slow for topical, really I am....
His "Doggy had to go".........mmmmmmm

I'll get back to night-times....

This is what the BBC had to say about it all in case you don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# very
nicely done, and disturbing too!
night all
(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# A liddle bidda headswap
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# you aint nothing but a hound dog....
crying all the time

WOO

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# headswap?
WOOf
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# that
be deserving some wooage
(eleusis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Don't deface the king
Uh-huh

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Have a Squox
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Yay!
Fuzzy! It doesn't look happy, though.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# he's WOO
he looks as though he's constipated

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# woo
thats fab!

edit : just found these **NSFW**

www.pbase.com/guitar57
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Woo!
Make it fight the Squlf.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Boom Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Morning!




(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# subtle...
woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Domo's landings
can be a bit ropey...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# i looked right past it
but then saw it

woo!
(nephtali, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# squlf or wirell
CFB

dont know to give him some nuts or throw him a bone!

sorry for crapness!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# Stick with squlf
It sounds funnier.

And stop being hard on yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)
# and not like a place in liverpool
woo to the pic its great atleast when i say my pictures are crap they actually are crap
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)
# we've not set a date yet

i'm after a summer wedding, maybe august.......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Ah, the Wirral
or the insular peninsula as it is also more properly known......
(nevin Sharpness is a bourgeois concept, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# squlf it is then!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:53, archived)
# woo
he's already got nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# and I dub it
Jamal
(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)

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