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# Having seen all the stolen virals in the newspapers
over the last few days, LV thought it would be a good idea to tag his pictures.

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# HA ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha

Comment © mofaha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hoo-mos on the range.....


(I do apologise if this offends anyone. Oh who am I kidding, no I'm not)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I love block image in firefox :)
tj!
can anyone recommend a good graphics card for about £100?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# no, but i can reccommend one for £50
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# hmmm.....
the Gainward one on the alternative products loosk good too
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# sapphire 9600 atlantis pro
got it off ebay for £80 ;D

i'd recommend the 9800se its supposed to be brill for overclocking
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# :o
it looks like that dream I had last night
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# That's a very dodgey dream.
Anything you're trying to say?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:34, archived)
# I was trying to make a joke...
but meh :p
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:15, archived)
# where the
queers and the transvestites play...

(sing along)

...where seldom is heard a heterosexual word and the women are men or just GAY!

(louder NOW!)

OOOoooo... Homos on the ....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# have a sunday
*church organ chord*
woo yay
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# My reactions are somewhat sub-catlike


Does anyone know which vitamins are good for the hummus?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Vitamins A, C and D.
And a bit of Cod Liver Oil and Ginkyo Biloba.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Cheers!
*heads to chemist*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# surely B's too
since they de-stress you and help you think, they're in oily fish like Mackerel

Edit: or how about eating hummus...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# i always find cucumber and/or pita bread to be best
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Mmmmmmm... sounds effective.
I want some now... damn you!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# *munch*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# *nods simply*
*changes direction and heads to Sainsburys*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# *Shouts down the road*
Don't forget the vitamins!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# sunday seahorse
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Crikey
That's a bit good...

Woo to the yay, and so forth!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Woo.
Cracking.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:26, archived)
# flippin' flip!
that's tremendous.

w/y/h and panowie!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Phwoar
t'is rather spiffing if I do say so

Incredibly seamless
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Woo!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeautiful
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# ..
that fucking rocks,
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Bosh!
tremendimoso!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# wow
that is very well done
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I always new Id discover the reason
Why I come here. This is that reason.

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:41, archived)
# That
rocks the board! YAY!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# is that gun in your hand
or detachable genitalia?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I like that... it's aesthetically pleasing.
Minor TJ: Is MSN Groups working for others? There's no option to upload pics on mine.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# t'was working
ok earlier this morning (7-8ish)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah, I've figured out my problem now.
I'm not signed in. BLONDE MOMENT.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Mun-keh!
Yay!

edit: With a Fez! It just gets better!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# ah. a monkey in a fez.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I thought it was more
like a connoisseur of fine wine might settle back into his wing armchair and sigh, "Ah, the '59"
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# that is utterly woosome!
XD
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# monkey: check
fez: check
woo: yay (:
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Yay
Power to the Fez!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# i made this whilst i was wasted..Cant remember it though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# the wastedness shows i think
cos it makes very little sense. not a bad pic though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# yeah your right
wud make a cool cartoon show though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# indeed it would
you could have his adventuers in classes around the world. needs a hero for him to fight though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# maybe
the hero could be the cocky little git at the back of class, who tries to outsmart him all the time with refernces to modern day popular culture...that mr robertson just doesn't understand...and that makes him slightly annoyed
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# oh
and here is a bit of good casting and photoshopery for the upcoming FF movie


(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)
# A movie? *avoids like the plague*
Rock-man, stretch-man, on-fire man and vanish woman
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# sounds good
maybe he could be- mr register monitor or something like that.
(this is for the bit above the pic. woo to the pic though. btw is it intentional that his whole arm is not lit up?)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# no..
his "nemisis" is just called Ashley hobson..right little cocky fucker he is

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# .
yeah good point i thinbk i was zoomed in to much, fuck it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# makes sense to me...
heehehehehehehehehehehehehehehenice!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# how strange
that's one substitute teacher you would listen to

yay to forgotten wasted pics!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Ok...
...someone clearly has deep issues with authority figures :-D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# The real reason there are so few Chav-flags about now!
CFB
Hummus credited to Chairman Miaow, crappy animation and paintmashing was perpetrated by me!
The idea was given to me ages ago, but it has taken me until England get knocked out to actually get round to finishing this!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# ahahahahaaaa
love it!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Aha ha
That's good. New olympic sport maybe
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Can you not get a shirt for that small amount of currency then ?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)
# I was wanting
a nice badgery B3ta one, you see.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# sell one of your testicles
you dont need it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# balls !
;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I dont have any :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Do you still have the sack ?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# you could use it
to smuggle drugs and raise some money for that shirt...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# That is a fantastic idea
scrotal smugglery

haha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# The People Around Here
They're so helpful! Maybe I'll just get a job ...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# are you "lord of the beans"
purchaser of such testicular items then?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# I once bought a t-shirt for £2
looked the right size, got home, tried it on and the neck hole was about 1/2 the width of my head :-\
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
# £2 for a rag is still a good bargain
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# That happened to me
but the shirt cost twenty quid. :-(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# ouch
did you get a refund?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Chav-flags ?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# No,
your quiz made me cry.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:55, archived)
# haha
sorry mate. I'm honestly planning an overdose of fluff for my next anim.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Nice song.
Kept me happy for five minutes, listneign and working out. :-)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# there's a lot of
snobbery on this site these days
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# It's all these bourgeois hypocrites...
sorry must run, the pool's getting cold
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Meet you at 2 for snacks and Pimms?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
# You're on!
Pimms-tastic
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# I'm a snob anyway!
As far as I can be whilst maintaining a middle class status!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# but those flags
are awful, whether you're a snob or not!

/a non-snob
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# how about this then?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# absolutely stunning
and the facepaint aint bad either

woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# That's my well fit
half Greek/half German neighbour. Or "The Rack" as Baz likes to call her.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)
# You're right there
top notch looking lass.

You lucky swine.

You must go and borrow more sugar.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# yeah
grain by grain...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# my neighbours
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# That middle one is freaky looking
is he "special" ?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# too right.
he drinks his beer by the litre.

The puppeteer is an infant school teacher and uses the puppet in her lessons. God knows what subject this is supposed to be.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Biology ?
what with hands up arses and stuff........
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# koit, sorry to break it to you
but if that's how you were taught biology then you'd better not look up fisting on the internet
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:26, archived)
# *cries at what he finds*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Probably Cultural Studies
Lesson One: Drink shit loads of beer
Lesson Two: Growing a mullet and dodgy 'tache
Lesson Three: Invading Poland
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# the way that scarf is tied around his neck
you could almost compo post him as a cowboy
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# jeex
he looks like he's just woken up to find her doing that!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# I always look
like I've just woken up. Except when I've just fallen asleep. I think.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# now that
would be disturbing... maybe you ought to video yourself to be sure?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# I tried.
But I keep dropping the camera on my head when I doze off.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# maybe so
but you go have to admit those flags are fucking annoying

woo to the animation :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# translation:
"I had flags on my car"
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha


*hides*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Hehehe...
Cheeky!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# excuse my ignorance
but I haven't lived in the UK for 6 years.

What's a chav?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# This should answer all your questions
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Ah!
Now I understand. Pikeys, eh.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:57, archived)
# your best bet at discovering that would
be here. You probably just know them by a different name...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Try this
it should clear a few things up.

www.chavscum.co.uk
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# LOL
Triple Glasscock!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:55, archived)
# kinky!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Still,
it seems to be the definitive source.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# thats the sharpest
cricket bat Ive seen so far.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] not been here for ages...

so heres a quick compo entry....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)
#

kittens all wrapped in cement,
from cradle to gumdrops.

and is it right, butterfly,
they like you better framed and dried?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
# o.O
Nice. I was just thinking of doing something with buterflies when you posted that. Now I'll put it off for a while.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Don't let me inhibit you!
I made this for a sorta project and I was proud of it enough to post on b3ta too. :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:40, archived)
# I think I need to take a break from b3ta.
I saw goatse in that butterfly :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 14:45, archived)
# WoO! OoOOOOoooOOo
That is nice and soothing. Thankyou
*got dragged along to see the rasmus last night with my mate from kerrang. Utter shite, and I got absolutely obliterated, rambled on the train for about 30 mins to a random woman, found a criminal hiding from the police in the toilet and woke up in the bath this morning. Same old*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Beautiful butterfly,
and slightly strange text!

Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:44, archived)
# dum dum dum dum - Flash - ahhhhh he'll save everyone of us...! umm have a pic!!


click for big
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)
# who be that lady?
also, very nice picture :D
I envy people's photo-editing skills
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:40, archived)
# she's just a girl i found floating around the interweb!
:o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Abstracticicious
woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:48, archived)
# splendid!
again
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# last one for today then


im gonna update the website now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# arf
mind piss v-v-v
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
the irony is that it is rather hummussy :P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:31, archived)
# same
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)
# they you go mate!!
dont use it all at once! :o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Yay!
I do like these strips! And all the other ones too!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Hummus aplenty
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 13:55, archived)
# help me
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I know the feeling :(
woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)
# I'm just lucky
I never had the hummus to start with :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Mmmm... all that talk of kebabs has made me hungry...
These are rough sketches that I drew up in a few seconds to be passed to a proper artist, for a web comic type thing. Which now appears to never be likely to see the light of day. Ho hum.


(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# So wrong
and yet stimulating
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# mmm pubes in dinner!
i've never seen the attraction of eating of someone! surely a steak would burn...! and lets not talk about fish!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
# anyone wanna see another (badly) shooped rooney?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# PWOOAAR!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# uber
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# and another
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# yay!
I like these cartoons. Is there an archive somewhere?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# my brand spankin' new site
www.rockincripple.tk

music, cartoons, all my stuff, all in one place :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# how handy..woo u
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# plus it's a lot easier to type than
www.thecraigfamily.co.uk/allyfiles/cartoon

but the cartoons are there if you have no interest in my music ;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# none of the images work for me
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# hmm...never heard of that happening to my sites before
try right-click, show image... maybe they just didn't load properly, they're definitely there and all...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# when i click on one of the image titles, it just comes up with a 404
and the same happens if i open one of the other images in a new window
edit: and the same with www.taprobane.tk/ - when i click to enter the site, a 404 shows.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# hmm...
maybe you have a problem with tk sites...

try just going to www.thecraigfamily.co.uk/rockincripple
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:29, archived)
# that also doesnt work...
oh... seems to work in ie, though.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:32, archived)
# works fine in firefox for me
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:34, archived)
# ah...what are you using?
and...any ideas how to make my sites compatible with it?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)
# opera
and no, sorry.
may just be me, though.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:36, archived)
# ah well...
at least it's mostly working :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
# That rocking horse one is just ace
and your music is fab too
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:31, archived)
# ooh, thank you :D
I'm especially glad you like the music :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:36, archived)
# thats it
im not doing anymore till you return my hummus

/sulks
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I thought your kitteny one
was most hummusful! :D

and I've run out of ideas for the day anyway :P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Hitler liked
taking naps...

woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# he was also a vegetarian
in the words of Bill Bailey, it shows that vegetarianism isn't always a good thing, and can sometimes lead to genocide

I SAW BILL BAILEY LAST NIGHT :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Hitler liked
naked taps...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)
# it just makes you wonder
what he thinks about jews
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Just the ticket:
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# masterful use of the dative!
:o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Ich gebe mir
Mühe!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
Top notch. Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)

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