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[challenge entry] Lawnmower for sale - cheap!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# hmmmm
rather odd...


btw, anyone have any idea what's happened to the newsletter?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# It will be out in a while
but there is a delay due to reduced staff at B3ta Towers.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Drunk again?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
sober again - that's the problem.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# damn that absence of booze...
i think I might go to the pub then.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# How ironic
Rob was saying only the day before yesterday that he was giving up the radio show to dedicate more time to the newsletter.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# typical
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I can correct that!
I can make damn good cocktails, as is the one I am currently sipping finishing. You just need orange juice, grapefruit juice, three strawberries, a blender tropical juice and the bacardi.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# vodca
cranberry and raspberry juice
and thats it
its better than specs (other peoples)
for blurring your eyesight
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# <insert Subject here>
Must try that when I get some of those juices.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Just made this


Might become a series.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Already is
There's three of them up there.
Oh, i see what you mean...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
# they have no arses
but I like them!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# How do their tails stay on?
.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# hooks on
their hips - or they have magic invisible arses
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# I hope they wipe well
or their arses will cease to be transparant. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# bah!
not a good phrase to read when you're eating chocolate ice cream !P
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# RSE
Rattus Spongiform Encephalopathy
dont ask me i'm a duck
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# shit
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)
# is l33t now associated with chavs then?
i alsways thought of it as a computer gamers thing
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:14, archived)
# frankly i'd rather not see any more "chav" pictures.
they're actually just kind of irritating.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I'm with you on that one.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Something
even more annoying will supplant it in time, don't worry people.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# people talking to their wrists and walking into lamposts/pedestrians


/nokia
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# I thought it was associated with Trolls.
The again, I still find farts amusing.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)
# he he he
farts
/sniggers
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
# basicaly it's how (some) teenagers text on their "mobies"
Cos they're (some of them) too dumb to use predictive texting
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)
# So I'm right on
both counts, then?

*looks confused*
*farts*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# LOL
*frts bck @t ya m8*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# why is nuttybunny cranky?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# must of had beans for tea
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# i thought text speak was associated with chavs
or psuedo accents which iz totally writtin on sitez liek
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# psuedo accents
deffinatly a chav thing if ya arscin me innit
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# right...thats it
*gets out chav-sticktm and starts twatting random people*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# :)




(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)
# awwwwwwww
I want one
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:09, archived)
# a rabull
that is woo yay and hoopla
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# oooo
that's very lovely!

though i may be a bit partial ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Genetic Modification to carrots
has a lot to answer for.

Gunny?, Bull?, Gulbit?, Rabul?

woo indeedy
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Awwww.....
*carefully loads shotgun*

w/y/h!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:14, archived)
# They're quite delicious
but it's a dilemma whether one has red or white wine with it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
# As I'm from common stock,
and have no breeding, my dilema is which pint glass to drink it out of.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)
# The Rabull goes on the plate
not in the pint glass.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# if you shot gunned
it useing riffeled single shot you could probobly fit it in a sherry glarse that would be posh
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Woo
donate it to the b3ta zoo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Sally Struthers
i did a search for Sally Struthers and this unshopped pic came up. HA

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# fwwwww
no cant do it something holding me back
cant think what must be subliminal
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:07, archived)
# *sigh*
you know, the old thing being stretched==goatse thing has been rather done to death...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:07, archived)
# i'm with you
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)
# It is
being spread a bit thinly.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:09, archived)
# spread
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
put it away
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Well there's a goatse pair of hands if ever I saw one
my money is down that they end up shopped in many 'hiliarous' goatse situations.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:13, archived)
# when the Kitekat ran out,
tiddles had to resort to desperate measures
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# that made me laugh
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)
# hand over the money bitch
now scratch behind my ear
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

woo yay hoopla
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)
# stick em up and get em out for the lads!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)
# hehehe
*hides picture from her cats lest they get any ideas*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:07, archived)
# We all wondered what would happen to Adcocks Shoes when it closed for refurbishment
I took this photo with my phone recently, in Cheltenham.
No potatoshoppery involved
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# ha
fantastic
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)
# i half expected the posters
to start playing pong...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:00, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:01, archived)
# mindpiss!
i think i might make an animation of that actually...

edit: the pong, not pissing on minds
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:01, archived)
# ha
i didn't even notice that
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that
But I'm not a shopper. Well, certainly not at Adcocks...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# They all love it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Is that what you use
for weeding around your poultry?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Is that the one in loaded???
was that u?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Beg pardon?
Please explain - I'm confused.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Loaded you say?
Hope they didn't make money out of it, I should have sent it first. Ho hum.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:12, archived)
# hehehehe
are they open for business?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)
# yay for the lower high street !
... also, whenever i used to walk past Mountstevens Masterbakers i always read it as Masterbators [hmmm, interesting]
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:03, archived)
# st pauls street south!
Dammit! you beat me to it! all year i'd been meaning to take a picture of Adcock Shoes!

take a picture of Ring Mounters by Tesco metro too!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Twit Twho?


(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# oh for gods sake
cover him up !

he wants my mice - i can tell


edit - woo yay ! by the way
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
# very nice.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# scary
in the best way
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:55, archived)
# you really are too good at this
please bugger off ;)


woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:55, archived)
# eek!
yet so very woo.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Arggghh
woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)
# im glad its not dark...
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# meep!
woosome :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# he looks like
he would quote scripture

but woo yay none the less
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Superb
Owlman twit t'woo the rescue
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:04, archived)
# box head
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:44, archived)
# *catches*
he's ok, I got him.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:46, archived)
# i wouldnt touch him
he has box head - its contageous
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:48, archived)
#
He doesn't seem like a smart chap. You can't get him to think "Out of the Box"!

HO HA ! THE PUNNAGE! THE PUNNAGE!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# in fact you could say
he isnt cool like that - he is a bit square


ha ha ha - the punnage !
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Well... yeah
But he always has the "Right Angle".


...
But looks frustrated, its like he's Boxed In.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# thats true
but he never liked maths

he always wanted to be a boxer
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:55, archived)
# i kill you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)
#
Your going to kill master and me? Is that a "Package Deal"?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# *applauds*
i love it. you're reminding me more and more of tim burton. very nice. :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)
# tim burton you say?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# heehee
i don't blame him, sally was a looker. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# I like things
that fall on trampolines that are just out of shot.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# he would help
but HE IS IN THE BOX

woo yay
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# that's always creeped me out.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# is that
C3P0, or the robot from Metropolis, or neither?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# erm...no hummus, but I've been fiddling with airbrushing stuff, so here is me and my sister.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:44, archived)
# silky smooth skin.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)
# glasscock*!
i mean, woo and yay



*hadalreadyseenit5minsago
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Sister...so, you have a sister...


/vader
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:47, archived)
# may be vader,
but from you it just sounds creepy....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:47, archived)
# especially
the heavy breathing
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# You wouldn't sing so well
after a trachiectomy.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# i've had her
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:48, archived)
# *squares up*
which one?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)
#
fisticuffs!
fisticuffs!
fisticuffs!
fisticuffs!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# the blonde

i've heard strange things about the other one.....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# you make a fine
kelly osbourne.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)
# *punches*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)
# I''ve been meaning to crop the line
"get your hand off my woman, motherfucker" out of that Darkness song for easy posting, but can't be fucked.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)
# that would make my ears bleed
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
# that's fucking horrible
I hope you die.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# see?
I was referring to her assertive personality. cheers.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
# hey!
that's mean, don't go telling people they're talentless!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# and fat and heinous
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)
# with
crack addicted fathers and queer brothers?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# part of me woos technique...
the other part of me boos the airbrushing of the female form.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# dirty feminists.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)
# i'm not dirty
i took a shower this morning before work. ;P
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# where did you take it
from.

Pedant just once
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)
# i had a shower?
i showered?
i stole it from the old lady down the street?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# reminds me of something
"feminism? that's a long word for such a pretty lady"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)
# what is that from?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)
# something my uncle once said to my aunt
coincidentally, they are now divorced
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)
# i'm sure i've heard it before.
oh well.

yeah, feminists should be in jail.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:01, archived)
# hmmph.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)
# I think he means
arsonists
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# This is what people get for airbrushing themselves.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# haha
oh man, we're so horrible without it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
# not at all
you're both very pretty. :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# They now look like....
2 RealDolls
....u didnt get two RealDolls to replace you and your sis, did u?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# hehe,
time to roll out the old airbrushed pics.. lemony?



edit: you should be careful not to erase too many of the lines that define your face though :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# *prints out and hides cpoy under matteress*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# eeeeew
:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# yuk.

wonder it's possible to extract just the wrinkles on their own?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# you could
try a high-pass filter...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I was using "difference" blending on the before and after pictures.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)
# awwww how sweet
she really was very pretty as a young lady.

top shoppage!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Soz....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Ewar Woowar.
Yay.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# The irony being that this gag has been overused as well.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# compo maybe?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# compo?
Oops! Thought the ebay thing was a bandwagon and not for the compo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# The posts about the competition
being a bandwagon are becoming a bandwagon.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Mental Urination?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
# *sobs*
somebody make it die!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# They live forever
sucking the life blood out of people at Christmas time with their shrill song.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# *sobs more*
I saw him perform his last christmas song by accident when I was in the audience for a TV christmas special.
GOD I WANT TO DIE/overreaction
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# How do you
perform a christmas song by accident?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# If you accidental fall down some stairs
you can general hear the tune of "I wish it could be Christmas everyday" and that is how Wizzard came to write their classic.
\this may indeed not be true
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:01, archived)
# You, Madam
are a loon.

but woo anyhoo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
i was just wondering where you were earlier, i've not seen you in a while

woo to your funky cliff thing
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Thankee
I've been on holiday photographing sharks, bridges, pirates, and helicopters
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Jesus!!!
That helicopter came a bit close
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Run Away!!!
Arrrgh!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# yay!
i'd love to see him and elton in a fight...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Sweet
fucking christ, kill it now!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# How it it reproduce
I see no dangly bits
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# They never have sex
they reproduce by sharing cups of tea
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Ah! I see!
That method. Always works for me
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Spone 7 : The Spone Strikes Back

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
forum
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha!
spone spone spone!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Ha!
Best of the series.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# what the fuck
you are truly a majestic individual.

if i had a picture of you, i would put you into some kind of safari where people come from far and wide to see you, and you maybe have wings, and are very elusive.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Yay!
Best one yet!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# No way
the coffee one was the best yet. Or the first one was. Or the one with Kernel counting cornflakes.
This one is merely great.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# i don't know, the last frame in this one is very, very good.
oh, how it makes me laugh.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:47, archived)
# one
one






one
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# mwauahahahah
*cough* that's fab
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# hehe
top stuff as (un)usual :)
edit: i miean it's usually good and it's usually unusual, if you see what I mean
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# I love that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# BRILLIANT I MUST SEE MORE!
WHERE CAN I SEE MORE? I NEED LAUGHTER
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# The moral of this story is

do not fuck with birds, they'll peck your fucking eyes out.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:32, archived)
# The Birds
now thats an old hitchcok flim
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
# ...and a brand of Custard
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# and a band
(byrds)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# custard on his head
more like
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)

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