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[challenge entry] Reverse racism
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# I like this, I like this a lot
EXCELLENT STUFF!!
may you make more woosom stuff!!
(eyes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# my eyes!
the goggles! they do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:12, archived)
# *eyes go out of focus*
*lies on floor, convulsing*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:19, archived)
# I tried setting up a chess game on that..
but one look at it and my chessmen chose to piss off and settle their differences by other means.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Best look at it whlist still drunk
Everything stands still
(symptomless, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:14, archived)
# flibble ...
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# i'm worried
by the sticky appearance of his hand.

and his 'tache.
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:56, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Please,
that hurts my sense of decency.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# despite the total sfwness of the picture ...
... i still shudder at the sight of that glistening hand
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:00, archived)
# I am 77% blind
... after extracting it from the original.
Erk.
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:05, archived)
# ah glasshopper
you need this how to shop goatse without having your eyes scorched by the glistening anus of doom
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:20, archived)
# yarg! goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# woah
that be cool
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Spacks Dutifully
splarg ... erk ... fnimbletits!!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Climbing

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Loon.
CFB-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Shat myself climbing up there
think I've bruised my ribs too, silly bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Your furniture's
evidently sturdier than the stuff in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:58, archived)
# hahahaha,
sounds painful, any out takes?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Thankfully not
would've broken myself if I'd fallen I think. Am going to do a follow up so if you're lucky there might be some entertainment from my suffering

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:00, archived)
# agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is what you get for climbing the walls when a giant kitten is playing with the house
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:55, archived)
# the logic hurts my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:00, archived)
# haha!
splendid cfb action :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:14, archived)
# How lame
bin dun a million times. What total glasscock!*







*may be the inverse of the truth
(drnuclear, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:26, archived)
# sorry had to be done....

click for bigger pic
(Mr Luke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)
# utterly seamlessly beautiful
but you're still going to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:46, archived)
# did you paint that on a scanner or something?
tis cool
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:47, archived)
# "looks like coke to me"...
*dips finger in*
*wipes around gums*

"It's pure."

/american cop show
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# innocent mind that i have
i assumed the coke that comes in cans
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)
# my, my,
i hope your username is tongue-in-cheek
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
#


i cant talk cos my tongue is so far into my cheek its almost burrowing through ;)
see this: www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
#
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:58, archived)
#



fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Mwhaha!
I couldnt stop laughing about "Steam roxxor!"
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)
# aww you write that for me?
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:48, archived)
# is that a subtle hint?

edit: are you "sprung" cos some girl walked in with some itty, bitty thing?
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I saw a road sign
for 'Biggar' in Lanarkshire the other day, and thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:49, archived)
# ARF!
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Eclectech and I
were shouting it at each other across the pub table at one point.
It was a deeply intellectual night out.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Awwww
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.
*parp*
that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:02, archived)
# :)
the general level of the evening... PASTA PORN!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:22, archived)
# [looks shyly at the ground]
You know me so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:49, archived)
# thats going straight to teh
pool room, cheers for the desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Is that an illustration for the new FAQ?
(drnuclear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# We all know this
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# *retaliates*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:52, archived)
# I
can't quite make it out ...


is there a bigger version ?

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah
but it's being used to plug up your rectum
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
#
www.spiny.org/kitten2.html


:)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# It shall fluff things up for you!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
CFB
And so to shower...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)
# *HUGS KITTEN*
hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)
# that's
almost sickening!
bot not quite, so have a woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# tickle it
TICKLE IT HARD
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Hoopla!
Have some malted drink

/one mug of malted drink
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:42, archived)
# kittens purr
100% FACT

edit: fact my be untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:42, archived)
# yes
yes they do
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:43, archived)
# going out on a limb there arnt we?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:43, archived)
# ooh, now, who do i worship...
kitten of fluf, or domo, as below, or perhaps i could become an unholy servant of teh dugat, that i might be spared his wroth. Decisions decisions
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Pfft
Dugat is a meer pretender to teh fears throne of evil.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)
# speak not the name of the twin-headed one!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:47, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# no!
strayeth not from the path of chump lest thee be lost unto a pit of quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)
# ARGHH!!!
TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE TEH_FEAR.EXE
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:22, archived)
# they are one and the same
it's the holy trinity
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)
# personally, i think i'll go for
reformed manbearism
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I'd go with kittens


they can be quite ruthless.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:46, archived)
# yay!
can i just say your "work of art" ladies is the best thing i've seen on here for ages

it's criminal that there's not a mod around to fp it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:53, archived)
# hmm..
maybe could repost it tomorrow..
we'll see
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# please do
:)

don't say it's an rp...some get mad even if it's great and they've not seen it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Yay for Ready-brek!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:46, archived)
# it does have a warm satisfied glow
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:49, archived)
# so lully!
woo to teh kittin.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:28, archived)
# doncha know.........
(HomerJH, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:34, archived)
# and yet....theres still a kitten...
pour quoi?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:35, archived)
# and Domos
Is Domo god now?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# hmm..
Domo works in mysterious ways?
Only Domo knows?
It's in Domos hands?

could work!!
praise DOMO!!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:38, archived)
#
Domo hates us all?

w/y/h

/Slayer
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:42, archived)
# it's only a matter of time before
they get some money and have aspirations to posh-ness, then we will have to call them chaar-vè
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:43, archived)
# .


Sorry, I couldn't take it any more...
(Ash Oops, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)
# HAHA!
Thats great!

Have some malted drink

/One mug of malted drink
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:45, archived)
# arf!
mmm i love the smell of facism in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:45, archived)
# well
on paper, it seems like a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:55, archived)
# yes seamless
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# that's very un-PC

:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahha
i love it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# matt and trey fan i see
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# hehehehe
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# somebody needs to monitor
your use of bad computer puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# yes - they're DRIVE ing me up the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# as long as we don't pro-modem,
people won't use 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# C P U
you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:38, archived)
# you really had to reach for that one...
...are you still in your punnery ap-printers-ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I disk-overed a couple
of new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# stop
RAMing them down my throat, i cant cope.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:34, archived)
# i don't want to seem a perve
but i'm watching through his windows
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:30, archived)
# i would but
i have a....uh.....mouse...problem


*slinks away quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
# oh, i just caught that one.
in my 'peripheral' vision.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Woo!
Look, I've got an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Oi
that's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:35, archived)
# cock off!
the ninja rulezzzz
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# I'm sure you'd rather
have tweaknik's lovely snail
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# i would
but not for the purposed you intend
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i am
yes to know what mean
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:08, archived)
# what i forgot to mention is that this made me laugh
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:38, archived)
# how i 'd look as ice cube...
sort of
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:21, archived)
# The magic is coming...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
# yeah, lsd takes a minute to kick in
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Shazam...
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# More like David Blaine..
Woo Sir.. Woo and indeed Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Urkel?
Is that you?1
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# ?
DONT LOOK IF YOU LIKE BIG TITS
\^o^/
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:21, archived)
# nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Looks like porn...
Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:23, archived)
# and they're not even real.
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Yeah
Fake hamsters whats that about
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Rubbish
utter crap!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
# it's porn with smily faces
that's not suitable for work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
# No he meant his
picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:26, archived)
# THAT
IS NOT PORN

I SHOULD FUCKING KNOW!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:26, archived)
# oooOOOooo
shouty shouty.
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:27, archived)
# haha
Just making a point or 2
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Calm down dear,
It's only a commercial.

The point is, if someone is working now, and that is on their screen, would the boss think it was porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# If you're looking at b3ta
would the boss think you were fucking working???
(drnuclear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# I fucking suppose it's art?
It's a woman with her tits out, if i was a boss, i'd not even notice the hamsters as i'd be from a raised angle at a distance, and if i walk to the back of my room, and look at that picture, IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE PORN YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
# agreed
with the crazy haired one
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i hope you agreed with the "YOU CUNT" bit too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Except it isn't
a woman with her tits out

LOOK ITS FUCKING HAMSTERS YOU BLIND CUNT FUCKER!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:30, archived)
# But from
a distance it would look like porn. And that could get someone sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Don't
be so GAY!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:32, archived)
# *flounces*
*waves handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# You say
you should know if it's porn

Explain
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:32, archived)
# I spend
all day looking at pron
It's my JOB... I'll get the sack for reading the Radio Times...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
# a worthwhile life you lead.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:35, archived)
# I don't know,
no Radio Times... how do you cope
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# easy tiger
the unsaid rule is, if someone thinks it looks like porn from a distance it's a problem, and sadly this does

but still love your sooty and sweep...i woo'd it originally. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i'm not a bling cunt, i hate Rap
also WAKE THE FUCK UP, IF I SAW AN EMPLOYEE LOOKING AT THAT THEY'D HAVE A P45 IN THERE HAND IN 5 SECONDS

think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
# YOU
Must be a ruthless CUNT walking around where ever you work with P45's in your pocket?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Firstly,
thankyou for capitalising the expletive, I wouldn't see it otherwise.
Secondly, it's a board policy, not something he made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:38, archived)
# yeah
I know that
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# whether you think its bad or not,
bosses do. so linky.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)
# but surely none of the stuff on here
looks like stuff you should be looking at while you're at work
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
# the board's colour code was designed to look inconspicuous
if you saw this from a distance, you'd think "research?"

but if you saw a pair of tits, you'd think "pair of tits, P45"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:34, archived)
# seconded
if someone was looking at that at work and they told their boss to use their eyes and that they were a blind cunt fucker, that wouldnt stand up. so it doesnt stand up here.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# that sounds
like some kind of comedy official forms/porn-hybrid bingo call
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Arf!
Best of all the comedy sub-genres!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# What
About spywear then?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)
# well said that man
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# It's a board policy
that NSFW is to be linked.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i know that
i'm just saying your boss will also be curious as to why you are looking at a kitten being chased by a pair of domo kuns at the top of the page
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Of course.
But looking at kittens isn't an instantly sackable offence in most companies.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)
# it will cause the boss to become curious as to why you keep going
back to the odd page with the picture of kittens and domos, rather than, i don't know, working?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Maybe you get disciplined, then.
But you won't get instantly sacked.

Anyway, it's all academic, as it's board policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:41, archived)
# i think the point is...
that the telling off will be slightly
less severe where porn is not involved...
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:43, archived)
# surfing isn't necessary a problem...
even surfing b3ta... some companies are fine about surfing if it's in breaks / lunchtime as they realise keeping people at their desks is preferable to them disappearing off...

what is more consistent is that viewing porn is not allowed, and definition of porn is so difficult it usually comes down to nudity... that's why companies have successfully been done for allowing page 3 calendars and the like as it creates an unacceptable environment for women in the workplace...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Eloquently put.
Madam, you are a genius*


*I refer also to the general standard of your work ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)
# hehe... ripped from an old post...
from the last time i delurked during a nsfw debate!
and thanking you muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:54, archived)
# *doffs cap*
My pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)
# i remember i was there,
and i must agree with Stickman Ben on the fantastic quality of your work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:59, archived)
# aww...
*blushes* ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)
# i dunno, maybe it is...
at the crufts judge training centre...
(idlemind, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:41, archived)
# If you're looking at b3ta

you're not working
(drnuclear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)
# I guess the determining factor is
does it make you want to fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap?
(drnuclear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:34, archived)
# That's very nice
Perky in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# hmmm...
Guinea pigs?
cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:29, archived)
# As they march through b3ta....
(drnuclear, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:42, archived)
# well fuck, you try to make sure people keep their jobs
and some wanker disapproves
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:46, archived)
# i think
they're rather small
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)
# in to every generation a Gonk is born...!


edit : anyone on here wanna help me debug some asp code??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Where is the nose that looks
like a dripping tap? You have improved her!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:20, archived)
# thats all the coke!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Haha
Hoopla! Have some ovaltine

1 mug of ovaltine
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm frothy!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:22, archived)
# my first ipod wagon shiz.....
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# *ducks*
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# *masticates some turkey*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# farmboy
/hides
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:17, archived)
# What a trio we make!
We're like the "not-very-famous three"!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:18, archived)
# i am famous :(
well i like to pretend i am :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:18, archived)
# i ate an entire chicken today
much to the interest of onlookers.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:23, archived)
# oi...
and i work for apple :P
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:17, archived)
# You really wanted us to know that,
didn't you?

This is a pc only board you know*


*Not 100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
# apple
funds terroism, kills children and shit in your pond


49.8% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:22, archived)
# yup-your right-
its just like working for GW!
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
#
they are running straight into the trap of that menacing looking apple, with its jaws wide open!
(I helped save b3ta! zanzibar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:17, archived)
# like this?
b3ta.com/board/3723734
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Nature... scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# That took a bit of time to see.
When I saw it I went "oh fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# If you go into the woods tonight
you're in for a big surprise...!
That pic needs animating :)


TREADJACK! Stole the following from a local paper. I though you lot would appreciate the punne.

- Bringing ornithological reasoning to the epidemic of white stone and golf ball-pilfering black birds (Column 8, yesterday), Sam Clough, of Cessnock, says: "The difference between a raven and a crow is that one has an additional pinion feather in each wing. Whether a black bird is a raven or a crow, therefore, is a matter of a pinion."
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
# *GROAN*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:17, archived)
#
[dies]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Woodse
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:18, archived)
# took a while to see that...
nnnooooooooooooo!
mother nature is a nasty old girl!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:22, archived)
# ..
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
OMFG More Biscuit!!1
(Hairy Midget, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Hahhahahahah
WOOOOOOOOO
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:09, archived)
# THWACK!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:11, archived)
# I like these!
woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Hurray!
Down in one..

In other news..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3661678.stm
b3ta - viral paradise ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Yes.
Fucking dirty whores.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Arf!
A great series! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:17, archived)
# I think
you are amazing

my endless woo's sing you to your yayhoupla
(Screwpot, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:20, archived)
# kill it
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Truffle Shuffle THIS bitch!

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# On Video Cd!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# funny for ALL the right reasons
*desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# working at nintendo sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! zanzibar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# yay well done
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
#
hey thanks, i learnt to optimise! XD
(I helped save b3ta! zanzibar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# sorry i went off my hinges for your last mistake
and as i say it was an honest mistake, well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:09, archived)
#
hey its cool, no worries, i just didnt even think about the size of it, you know? im a n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! zanzibar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Tony seems to be the only one who's midly happy!
Woo for Nintendi!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# I will
have to look out for Tony next time when playing Mario. I will have to try not to stand on him
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
#
excellent
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:10, archived)
# A piece of advice
for warning click here
(mr.BIG I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# been there done that, considered purchasing the t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Kill not the sloths
Kill the slap bass instead
(Eli-T, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# ordinary guy?
looks like a right cunt to me
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:12, archived)
# for no reason but boredom
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# works of art in their spare time...
getting ready for a day at the museum:


weekends as a net admin:


Watchin' the game:

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Arty and
Cool. Scarily realistic. Have yourself a large cup of Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# love that
woo!

i belatedly woo'd your studio...great
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I like the reflection in the mirror.
Well done! But wouldn't they be watching the opera?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# very good
a woo too yoo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Is that the work of
John William Waterhouse?
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# yes it is
hope I don't get sued :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Then I'll get sued too ;)
His paintings are great photoshop material!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# That's rather woo
And yay and hooplah.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Hehe thats really great!
Have a cup of horlicks!

Woo!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# these
are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# This
is exactly the sort of thing I turn up here to see. Fantastic.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Have a look at this:




/Same painter, but lesbianized !
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# This is fucking brilliant.
WYHP
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# simply beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# That is
Amazing, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# fantastic!
big woo from me.

WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 1:17, archived)

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