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# Threadwaste......
Thank you for all the laughs. Happy Everything to all of you...and may your "god" smile upon you and yours, always! April.
(April, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Thanks.
I have a gay friend, and he has slept with more women than I have.
*sighs*
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I only know a couple of card tricks
but one of them's a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:28, archived)
# I have a gay friend, and he has slept with
I'm so sorry, Ninja! Things will shake out in the long run.....! April
(April, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:53, archived)
# yay for you April
my mate (female) (woo!) lives in Chicago.. are you her?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Yay for you....
No...I'm probably not your mate...but I do have a thing for young english men! Ha! There is nothing like Chicago on a nice spring day.

Chicago is a nice city, especially when you get out into the neighborhoods. Lots of good saloons, ethnic food and fun. If you ever come here..look up some of us Chicago B3tans...we will show you a good time.

Mofaha...be nice...I've sent your web page to tons of people.....

My hope is that everyone here has vastly improved lives in the new year! Whether that means a new crib, more money, a better car, sobriety, getting your props, or whatever. I so enjoy seeing what you all create. You're all most utterly talented, and I'm still in awe, in all honesty. April.
(April, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# thank you

night
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# YAY
he`s so happy and.


URGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# And a happy everything to you too
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# happy macys day!
(mixtapes, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Awwww
s'lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Most bootifullest thing
I've seen so far on Crimbyday
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
# GUINNESS CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Happy Chrissimant
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# hehe
we knew it would be Beattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# so did I
Due to some cheeky scampster
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# DID YOU CHEAT?
are you Duke of Prunes?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# wasnt me
i just remember someone finding and posting it ages ago.
Oh how we laughed.
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# aw
but you didn`t spoil it for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:28, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
woooooooooooooooo
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Yay!
It's only 7:21 here though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# only 4:22 here
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# oh quit confusing us!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# he is on one side of the states
im on the other
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# no... still confused ;)
you should have GMT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Ok
I withdraw seasons greetings from you...

...until later
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I want my greetings back!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# *gives greetings back*
*searches for mistletoe*
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# here have this
*hands over £5 claimed earlier via AICMFP*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# I work on a timeshare basis
a fiver gets you a fortnight in August

I'm very cheap
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# I`ll shag you
can I get a year?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Sure
but no discounts for bulk purchases! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# my load will fill you BOY!

.. [injects naughty bits with lots of stuff that makes up a fake spunk]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Slow down
You've got to fill in the application form first:

1) Are you hot?

2) Are you a hot laydeeee?

3) Do you have the correct laydeeee bits?

Negative answers consitute a massive price increase ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# I`ll have all the positives (apart from HIV)
and I`ll also CMFP while I`m here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# CMFP?
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# YAY! got to see the final product!!

brilliant :D yay for keeping it up over the last few weeks (you were a great shag) !
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# Ta muchly
I have a sore ass now, you well hung prankster
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# but you loved ever PORK of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# But of course
*wipes back and licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:25, archived)
# you MONGREL!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Yay!
Top marks for persistence!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# YAY Beattie!
YAY for Christmas memes!

(drnuclear, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
just got in....

... DrUnK


... That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# yay,
now let's banish them all to f uck :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:23, archived)
# :P
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(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:19, archived)
# cocksocket is in March :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# my mistake,
i thought i might integrate it, as cocksocket is a great holiday

/edit - OMG!!!!11!1 my birthday is in march!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:24, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMASSIETHING!

*hic*

*kissy* *kissy*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Have a sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:18, archived)
# and a dance
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:19, archived)
# and a pressie from me
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# awww
*dies from fluff overdose*
*recovers*

awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:21, archived)
# aaw
that is t3h cute
(nou, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# AGGGH
FUCKING FLUFFAGE
(DeletedDeleted, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:06, archived)
# woooo
extra seasonal woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Yay
That mad cow again... she's great.

Merry Christmas too and happy birthday Jesus
and me
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# The cow is the best thing ever.
It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# well
uh..... thats very unique
(nou, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# haha. how kind
it was a strange side-effect from producing this:


..although I'm not sure why I made that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:30, archived)
# genious
!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# haha
Thats great!
Definetly woo
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(nou, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Merry birthday
and a happy new something or other.
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(nou, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# merry christmas bill
and all the microsoft crew.. you zeppelins :P
(the_gasket, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Merry Christmas. I am jewish. But f.uck it. Have a good day. Don't kill your family.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# ooh stylish
i like it
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# OK
*makes note not to kill anyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Aw.
Where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# well
as luck would have it (actually, by design), my nearest rellies are 1000 miles away and I tend not to kill my mates, being old-fashioned and that :)

I will probably kill a few mosquitos though. I hope that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Yeah it looks like after 40 days
Moses would have come up with a flyswatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Unrelatedly....
I've just finished my 3rd Lidl Beer. It's not as drinkable as I 1st thought.
And if it is really 4% then i'll eat my own ass. With a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# thought you were off to bed with Maroon 5 or sommat?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# arf
I prefer Black Lace (as in Agadoo I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# bugger I was thinking "seedy undies" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# oooh veiled threads...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Now that's what I call pop tart!
fuck you... I wish I could make pop art like that.
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# You can.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# How?
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# if popt_art were around
she`d kick your ass, boyo!

taking the name in veign/vein/vane..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Oh.. I didn't know.
Sorry popt_art..
(Sverre my password is "password", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# gah you new kids on the block
(woooaaaa we`re hanging tough)

you`ve missed some class b3ta people :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:18, archived)
# I heard that song on the radio less than two hours ago
for the first time in yonks.

Scary mind piss!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Get a photo. Apply a black and white stamp filter,
randomly fill in colours. Find some nice patterns, define them as patterns and fill things in. Grab a space and apply the colour halftone effect. Add some pics (stroke them) and add text.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# happy honkitonk
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Yes. I got a Chanukah present from my girlfriend a couple of weeks
ago and I'm getting a Crimbo present today. You can't beat multiculturalism.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# amen
im an african christo-pagajew
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# PAGA JEW JEW JEW
Push pineapple, shake-the-tree
Pagajew-jew-jew
push pineapple grind coffee

Oh, and merry Xmas to you all.
(sephjnr, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:15, archived)
# ooh mind wee wee
www.b3ta.com/board/4093621
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# is there a church for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:15, archived)
# 4 actually
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# a dreidel and a pair of socks
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# ver
nice
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# That's nice!
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
#
I'm spending Hannukah in Santa Monica
Wearing Sandles, lighting candles by the sea
I spent Shavuos in East Saint Louis
A charming spot but clearly not the spot for me...

Those eastern winters, I can't endure 'em
So every year I pack my gear and come out here til Purim

Rosh Hashona I spend in Arizona
And Yom Kippah way down in Mississippah

But in December there's just one place for me
Mid the California flora I'll be lighting my menorah
Like a baby in its cradle I'll be playing with my draydel
Here's to Judas Maccabeus, Boy if he could only see us

Spending Hannukah, in Santa Monica, By the Sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Very nice.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
it is officially christmas!

woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# it is too
what a .. not even a disappointment

*gets another beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# i give a "happy christmas" to you,
only because you're a lovely cranberry and there's noone else on this board who deserves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# oh... nice
wtf have a merry one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Thanks!
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# ???
have you been doing LSD or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# no.
i just really really really want to bum you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# yay Rik
RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:18, archived)
# but he`s too lovely to pork!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# see?
it didn't really hurt did it?

Merry thingymajigs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# it is!
merry christmas to the whole lot of you!

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# merry christmas
wherever you are
(gbert, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Merry Christmas all!
(Zaza, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# they havent found christmas yet?
what are our tax dollars going towards?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# bah!
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:04, archived)
# no
deoderant?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Not yet, no
but I can be sure I'll get teh exact same stuff tomorrow that I buy myself all year.
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:09, archived)
# oh yeah dude,
that's the magic of christmas, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# and it's not even remotely expensive or anything
so it strikes of even more cheapness.
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:12, archived)
# I`m waiting on MY BROTHER (DO YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE, BROTHER??)
sending me...

BRUT 33 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:15, archived)
#
Fucksocks!
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# for a second there
i thought that was TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!

then i realised it wasn't and i got sad.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
# I'd never be that lucky
but dragons are kinda cool anyway.
Better than watermeloning kiddy anakin fom phantom menace which I got a few years ago, and then the simpsons last year that came complete with generic character marketing phrase that has little to do with the actual character beyond it being said in maybe a couple of episodes at most
(Stick Figure Ninja, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Merry Christmas
Everyone ^^
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:04, archived)
# *merry christmas glomps*
Huzzay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# It's super happy fun time!


Merry Jizzmas, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# haha!
that's great!

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:01, archived)
# AW YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:02, archived)
# ha ha ha!
best laff of the day.

Well, all 3 minutes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# AHAHAAHH
just got it :D

hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Dear God
For some reason I have Alan Partridge dancing in a leather thong in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# He only wants
a second series.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I remember that!









*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# you cleaned it up a bit
yay
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:06, archived)
# A little bit.
not enough, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# no matter how many people woo my work
i am never done with it
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:07, archived)
# WOO WOO WOO WOO
woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:11, archived)
# HAPPY CHRISTMAS B3TA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# ditto!!!!111one
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
#
Fuck christmas. Right up the japseye.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:01, archived)
# thank watermelon for that
now it's at least 364 days till the next one
(Phil Febuggure, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:10, archived)
# boo!
yes happy christmaS!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# gimme an "S"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Merry Christmas

(Big)
(Backstory)
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Ooh.
Spot on time.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Does twuntesque Tim Henman air punch
Yes! - First post of Christmas day.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:03, archived)
# You gonna get the set
And get a New Year one also?


Or do you have a life, and actually go out drinking then.

Actually, will many people be in here then?

Hmm. Almost worth staying in to check.



Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Maybe...
I don't actually live near any of my friends, so unless I'm driving a long way to see people (which I might do), I will be in on New Year's Eve.

Having a life will resume with the start of the university's Spring Term.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:14, archived)
# haha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:01, archived)
# nice trolley
did you get the £1 out? :P
(the_gasket, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:13, archived)
#
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(1.618..., Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:59, archived)
# hahahaha!

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Have a nightmare
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This is a thing from some video game, but I added the life to it!!
(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:59, archived)
# just post those pics of yourself again
I nearly shat myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Oh you mean THIS ONE???
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(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Not long left now...


Give us a kiss.

Edit: I too have Seasonalated my creature, what a couple!

Edit2: Lickfuck the hats all nobbed up. Can't be arsed...
(Zaza, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:56, archived)
# oooh,
he/she/it can go for a date with my little lady...

Hello Boys...


EDIT:Made more Christmassy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Yeah, what a lovely couple.
But have you given yours the talk yet?
(Zaza, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Yeah
she knows not to kiss mutant chincillas on the first date...

EDIT: Merry Baby Jesus Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Is it Christmas now?
Shit. I should be at church.

When I was 12
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Hahah...
I can see that sneaky size 6 footnote :-P

I went, it's overrated.
(Zaza, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# yay for paint :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)
# And yay for putting extra crap in space!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
# woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:56, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# oooh!
luvverly!
Merry Christmas tweaknik.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# merrrrrry christmas all
im going to bed
(Heffer foiled, once again, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I KILLED GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
I love that more than I used to love FTV :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# I smell
a bit of a roasted pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Can they be done
Spitroast stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:57, archived)
# it`s b3ta 2004/2005
roasted pea is the new new picture :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:09, archived)
# showoff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# yay
I`m almost inclined to say Ha.... Ch..

no sorry.. not enough beer yet :\

watermeloning Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Splendid!
And likeWOOse.
(dublet, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:53, archived)
# aww
*waits for hand to be bitten off*
oh! happy christmas to you!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
# now that's qualitee
unlike my attempt down there somewhere


|
|
V
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
# I like that character.
I have no idea what she (he?) is, but she's precious wherever you put her.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:56, archived)
# thanks there's some more
here :)

www.coolbubble.com/features/mos/
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:58, archived)
# yeah I like he/she/it also
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:09, archived)
# aww
lully
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Merry Sh1tt1ng Crimbo Boys and Girls
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(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:43, archived)
# he can empty it down my chute any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I don`t know whether to laugh or wank :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:45, archived)
# if in doubt,
shuffle trout.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:46, archived)
# True words of wisdom, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I don`t have any fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:50, archived)
# don't trout
have underwater weaponry?

pow! pow! pow!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:51, archived)
# ALL THE DUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
# 
                        /\

THIS FUCK -----------
THIS CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Haha
One would most likely prevent the other I think :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:46, archived)
# hey there MoodyChops
what ya gonna sing about next...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:50, archived)
# At least I got national acclaim

(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahah
next you`ll be raining stones down at Fisher`s feet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:56, archived)
# "Your'e a dead man, Fisher"

(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:58, archived)
# me, I can't stand high heels
so wanking is out.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:47, archived)
# I can't stand in them
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:49, archived)
# are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:50, archived)
# nope
I just get substitute pain when I look at them

it really turns me off
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Merry Christmas b3ta
(drnuclear, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Sorry for the thred jack
But teh quo were just on BBC 2
Seems like the BBC do know how to have a very merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Christ
That must've taken hours. Well done that man.

/Edit - Love your dancing Jesus, by-the-way.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:42, archived)
# 1 minute
in fact

but I'm drunk so that must count as 500 hours of actual work

edit: Yes I was quite pleased with the results of the dancing jesus too

in fact, let's make this thread worthwhile, let's repost!


(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:44, archived)
# and your stuff is quality
and you username gives me a childish giggle ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:46, archived)
#
you went past 15000 posts this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:47, archived)
# oh watermelon say I didn`t
I`m going back to the old days when I was on b3ta 20 hours a day :(

edit: you`re right.. time to get a life
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# why thanks :-)
I haven't had much time lately to do anything good, but I figured, since it's christmas, let's just make something quick.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's his eyes that make it.

Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:47, archived)
# hehehe mini spong
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:52, archived)
# go jesus
its your birthday
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)
# hehe
the swear filter has far-reaching effects :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
#
i'm sure you've all seen lots of these today, but here's my effort:

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:31, archived)
# aww, lovely!
my efforts down there a bit *points*
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:32, archived)
#
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:34, archived)
# happy hols every one : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:35, archived)
# yay for jumping.....
what are they?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:37, archived)
# YAY..
... for whatever they are... chipmunks maybe??



YAY
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:38, archived)
# chipmunks!
evil little chipmunks.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:38, archived)
# evil?
they look cute!

edit: which reminds me - I can watch your anim WITH SOUND now :D

edit: yay! that`s brill!
the slow bits remind me of pickled onion girl
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:39, archived)
# well, they turned the gas log on,
that's a bit evil ; )

and I hope the wait for the audio was worth it.

for those who haven't seen all my spam for it - www.hurtingwang.com/~sosumi/wc.html

edit - ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:43, archived)
# oh you spammer you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:45, archived)
#
shucks *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:47, archived)
# NN B3tans...
.. bedtime for me or Santa won't come down my chimney...

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:40, archived)
# still thinking about bro?
YOU DIRT BIRD :D

night night
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:45, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaa
meemeemeeemeemeemee

/Beaker noises
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:33, archived)
# WOO
... got a clip of Beaker sining "Feelings".. marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:35, archived)
# MEEEEEE-meeee
me-me-ME-me-MEEEEEEE-me

????????? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:37, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:43, archived)
# beaker!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 23:49, archived)

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