Thanks
I'll have a bowl of Shreddies and the full English inc. beans and black pudding
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:34,
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yay
Yet another lully thing.
Edit: Where is Dave The Hat? Is he out signing autographs somewhere?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:34,
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Edit: Where is Dave The Hat? Is he out signing autographs somewhere?
He's not allowed out to play today
Mrs The Hat caught him polishing some sheep late last night
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:37,
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It's not a euphemism
he was actually caught polishing sheep :)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45,
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Boris for PM!
"Just what the hell does Charles Clarke think he is doing, arrogating the power - TO HIMSELF - to detain people indefinitely without trial?" - Boris Johnson
Clicky for desktop version
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:29,
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"Just what the hell does Charles Clarke think he is doing, arrogating the power - TO HIMSELF - to detain people indefinitely without trial?" - Boris Johnson
Clicky for desktop version
I agree with the rant
but dont think borris is fit to run a bath nevermind government. Then again I dont think anyone should be in government.
edit: what really pisses me off is that blunket was forced to resign for dropping of his little cockoos but he still stayed as an MP just resigned from the cabinate, I think he sould have had to resign as an MP for doing dodgey deals with his travel expensise
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:37,
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edit: what really pisses me off is that blunket was forced to resign for dropping of his little cockoos but he still stayed as an MP just resigned from the cabinate, I think he sould have had to resign as an MP for doing dodgey deals with his travel expensise
blimey I never thought I`d see the day when I agreed with that stuck-up twat
edit: though a little history lesson might be in order - the last time the government did shit like that was the 1970s, not the 1940s...
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42,
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and they could always nick you
for conspiricy, which according to laws set out in the trial of the angry brigade may be entered into with a nod a wink or a knowing look.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:51,
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it`s getting worse
we should just go to work and spend the rest of the time indoors, like good little citizens.. best not use the telephone though, or internet, or television, or radio.. we could hear something likely to get us carted away
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:57,
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tv is okay
we can watch the decorateing shows and make our homes nice to STAY IN.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:10,
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Shameful clash of recent new stories
Probably bindun
Eton Halloween party: genuinely woo but not yay.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:28,
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Eton Halloween party: genuinely woo but not yay.
okay this is a pea roast... BUT
its a pea roast with a purpose. I drew this the other day, I was wondering if there was any easy way to give it life like colour using photoshop? how would you go about that?
sorry to those who have been subjected to it twice.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:25,
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sorry to those who have been subjected to it twice.
there`s a good tutorial on worth1000.com on colourising pics
takes ages though
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:26,
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if it was me,
i'd just make a new layer and put it underneath the image. Then on the girl's layer, change the blending options to 'multiply'. Then start colouring the bottom layer with swatches and the brush tool. Easy. But it might look poo.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:47,
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You Could.....
always just jizz in her face, that would bring out the colour in her!
Sorry, and yes only just realised it is a drawing, well done. Have a woo!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:27,
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Sorry, and yes only just realised it is a drawing, well done. Have a woo!
mask the areas you want to change
go to adjust hue and saturation
click colourise
then adjust away
it is very tricky and takes ages too.
nice drawing btw too
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:29,
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click colourise
then adjust away
it is very tricky and takes ages too.
nice drawing btw too
cheat!
I think the worth 1000 thing goes something like (don`t have PotatoShop here, so I`m guessing)
- put the image into CYMK mode
- select area, e.g. face, hair, eyes
- turn on the mask thingie so it goes red
- apply a small gaussian blur
- image -> new adjustment layer -> curves
- go back to un-masked mode, and do the same for the rest of the pic
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:31,
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I think the worth 1000 thing goes something like (don`t have PotatoShop here, so I`m guessing)
- put the image into CYMK mode
- select area, e.g. face, hair, eyes
- turn on the mask thingie so it goes red
- apply a small gaussian blur
- image -> new adjustment layer -> curves
- go back to un-masked mode, and do the same for the rest of the pic
sickballs
i can't be fucked reading that tutorial right now, so i'll give that a go.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33,
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hahaha! don`t blame me if she ends up looking like an Andy Warhol!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:34,
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It's not that different
I was just guessing from memory
anyway - both ways should work, it's like c# and java...
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:34,
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anyway - both ways should work, it's like c# and java...
the area surrounding her eye
should go bluish-black if you hit her hard enough.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:29,
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Milk and 2 sugars please
I was just reading through the yesterdays boards and saw the whole conversation with that tea boy bloke and I was wondering if he could render in some tea? Class mate cheers
Oh and I didnt render it, just googled it! Dont want to say I did something when I didn't eh?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:23,
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I was just reading through the yesterdays boards and saw the whole conversation with that tea boy bloke and I was wondering if he could render in some tea? Class mate cheers
Oh and I didnt render it, just googled it! Dont want to say I did something when I didn't eh?
Shit!
Never thought of that.....But where is he going to trace the tea from?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:28,
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As long as....
He doesnt render in one of those hand things. Or whatever they were
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:30,
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hahahaha
I usually stay out of posts to do with "that boy" but had to say "well done" for joining in :)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33,
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I like it also
but most of all I like finding someone else that uses the word melancholy
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:27,
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I also like these words:
Unctious
Recidivist
Defenestrate
Caribou
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33,
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Recidivist
Defenestrate
Caribou
melancholy
has long been my favouritest word.
along with 'maraud'.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:37,
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along with 'maraud'.
I feel that word has been
rather spoiled by a caravan called the marauder you can just see it cant you "Hello Rupert, had a good weekend" "oh yes tarquin we coupled the caravan up to the volvo and went marauding through the cotswolds, the only ones left alive are the ones carrying our seed. Well I say our seed obviously pippa has no seed so she concentrated on pilligeing those antique doillys she collects"
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45,
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hiya peeps
I know i've not been around for a while, but i saw this guy and couldn't resist a quick gnop. Thing is I haven't stretched his head.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:21,
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nahh
he just has the largest spam I have ever seen. see the original here
vote that man in as a judge!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:24,
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vote that man in as a judge!
nice
I wish somebody would fetch my breakfast, must get myself a teaboy.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:23,
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Um, Single ticket to hull please. Thank you
Has this been done before?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:07,
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Has this been done before?
...coz when we get behind closed door, when she lets her hair hang down
she makes me glad that I'm a man, coz no one knows what goes on behind closed doors...
Woo yay.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:12,
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Woo yay.
My television lives in Scotland, so I have to if I want to watch TV
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:18,
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my tele
lives in england but it only picks up your silly jonny foreigner ITV.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:20,
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I know
bloody colonies. They're all as backwards as each other.
*drinks G&T to help fight off malaria*
*shoots an elephant*
*arranges a genocide or two*
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:23,
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*drinks G&T to help fight off malaria*
*shoots an elephant*
*arranges a genocide or two*
shouts over the boarder
"keep the bloody noise down, people are trying to be English here you know"
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:26,
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you sir
are far too good at these animal merge thingys. woo, woo and thrice woo.....
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:07,
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Thank you
I'm too lazy to do anything else, they're easy; the hard part is mopping up the blood...
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:09,
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MY EYES ACHE
and last night I updated these sites with the newest pictures, including Noel Coward and Stephen Hawking!!!!!1111oneoneone
Mort's Picture Archive
Wesley Snipes celebrity pun archive
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:04,
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and last night I updated these sites with the newest pictures, including Noel Coward and Stephen Hawking!!!!!1111oneoneone
Mort's Picture Archive
Wesley Snipes celebrity pun archive
They're more difficult to think of now I've done about eighty
:(
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:11,
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I think they're brillant
But what about John Kerry? Immanuel Kant?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:20,
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John, carry! your ass out of here. You lost.
David, the cough-knee. Argh... but you started!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33,
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compo entry
base jumping from a can of pop
oops forgot the link..pfft
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:02,
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oops forgot the link..pfft
He did but it's on a ridiculously small scale,
invisible to the human eye.
EDIT: I was wrong, it's fucking huge!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:03,
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EDIT: I was wrong, it's fucking huge!
I find that sick
On the gallery there is a sticker in a mens room, baby changeing in the mens bog? sick sick sick.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:01,
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the idea
of young mothers haveing to change their babies in the mens bog. just wrong.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:03,
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What about young fathers
changing their babies in the gents' ?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:07,
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never going
to happen is it. why should men be burdened with anything baby like, I objected to haveing to fit the child seat and carry the glass coffee table to a safer room.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:12,
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or old fathers changing into big baby clothes.. nappies and the like
oh you`d like that wouldn`t you... you`d love that
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:12,
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that is the best looking fridge I have ever seen
there should be a category in the oscars which recognises it.
Best leading fridge in an animation.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:03,
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Best leading fridge in an animation.
w00 =)
Reminds me of this one (which I wheel out at every concievable opportunity)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:55,
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From me you may have 1 woo!
Spend it wisely, sir
(Not redeemable for a box of chips)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:56,
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(Not redeemable for a box of chips)
Executable Version soon!
The exe version will be coming soon, so you can replace other Minesweeper on other people's computers with it.
Lusers!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:58,
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Lusers!
I don't know if this is a cause for celebration but:
6000.001 posts!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:48,
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6000.001 posts!
Hey!
I'm ginger, and as such must worn you that I am also a ninja... don't make me karate chop you Rik.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:04,
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I have to agree with Rik.
*blondely points and laughs at the ginoch*
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:08,
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I warned you.....
*Reads Idiots Guide to Karate*
*Performs Karate chop*
Not so clever now are you?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:11,
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*Performs Karate chop*
Not so clever now are you?
yay - thanks :)
I have 52 of the 58 pages done... although I think my groupings are a bit... wrong to be honest (animals, people, things, misc', other, stuff, doodahs and whatsits, wtf?, other other). I can't remember if I'm supposed to post the chart on Thursday or Friday. I haven't done any analysis of variance or deviation from the mean... mostly because I want to be in trouble with you again (mistress)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:55,
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I don't think you should worry about the groupings
just use your common sense.
I think you should post it this afternoon.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:58,
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I think you should post it this afternoon.
I will have to whip you
and then make you clean the kitchen floor.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:01,
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that I'll refuse in principle
but try and live up to my obligations and do it. That way everybody's happy.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:02,
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that`ll be bovine
.. which also links in nicely with leather
.. or to be more precise, £260 leather coats ;)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:56,
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.. or to be more precise, £260 leather coats ;)
Hahaha
I just fancy a nice refreshing cup of tea right now as well
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:56,
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Teaboy really flew off the handle with Rik and a couple of others..
major fist fight all day - worth a trawl back at lunchtime!
Enjoy!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:01,
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Enjoy!
it's wonderous,
but I know someone who thinks he can do better.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:19,
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god between you and Toxie... I dunno
that`s just SAD
*fires up terragen and renders a cup of Rosie Lea*
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:25,
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*fires up terragen and renders a cup of Rosie Lea*
Toxie made a nice cartoony pic of a beach babe
so he posted this:
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:08,
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www.b3ta.com/board/4196501
I don't believe anybody in the whole world is better at
modeling in 3D... I find it insulting that his skills are even brought into question. Do you know how much money he makes?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:00,
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T'is true
this is completely shite compared to Sir Teaboyik's stuff
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:18,
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any 3 year old can use terragen
the best way to do it is to pixelmash it, by hand... or make it out of teabags.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:20,
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there are Gods and Titans who would wet themselves in fear
at the thought of trying teabag 3D. Only a real man, the chosen one if you will, would be able to do. For it is writ, he who emits the words:
'I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.'
shall render my right hand.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:26,
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'I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.'
shall render my right hand.
well done!
But unlucky at the same time, i beat you
mwahahahahahaha
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:56,
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mwahahahahahaha
woo yay
did it always look like that or did you stick a straw up its arse and blow?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:48,
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I refuse
to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself, besides they love it you should see the big smiles on thier faces
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:51,
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hehe
I always wanted to meet someone who'd done that and find out if they really do explode. As a child I could never bring myself to do it; I couldn't face connecting my lips to something that was touching a frogs arse.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:56,
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35 million squids
this letter explains the rapid loss of microsoft, and the hearty gain of monkey ltd!
click for biggerness!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:48,
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click for biggerness!
TJ
(although that is strangely arousing)
anyone on here wish to impart their infinite wisdom on any cheap places that do CD duplication?
would be much obliged,
md
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:47,
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anyone on here wish to impart their infinite wisdom on any cheap places that do CD duplication?
would be much obliged,
md
Try at....
www.duplicationstation.co.uk/
They're pretty good, and very helpful on getting what I needed done. They did me a set of albums and really a fantastic job on sorting out a screwup on my end for the CD art and cover art files.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:57,
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They're pretty good, and very helpful on getting what I needed done. They did me a set of albums and really a fantastic job on sorting out a screwup on my end for the CD art and cover art files.
hehe
That climbs at least a 4c, maybe a 5b without the tools.
woo!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:58,
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woo!
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