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# he is such a meanie

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Raagh! Fight! Woo!
Also, best idea ever : GPS Tron
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# bound to be fun on the M25... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# THAT
is better than cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# G'Ning Prof!
G'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# a very special ning to you
coppa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Evenin' all!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Time for you to go the teh opera in your Jag while I remember
I don't remeber anything about Morse... perhaps Lewis was a poor choice of side kick.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# *steals idea*
*makes millions*
*loses it at greyhound track*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Is that supposed to be played in the park on foot
or on motorcycles on public highways?
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# My god, that lense makes him look *badly drawn!

*even more

I have told him about trying to invade cartoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# he can't help himself...the trouble maker!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Last I heard he was off out to look for Oddjob


Hang on, where is Oddjob?!

*slightly scared*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# *smiles knowingly*
*looks at newly concreted patch on the basement floor*

I have no idea.

mmwwwhhhhuuuhaa ha ahahahahahhahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Prof? you...you didn't?
...did you?!

ODDJOB! NooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOooOoOooOoO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# *rubs fresh concrete with finger*
*licks finger*

*thinks*

Hmmmm, I can taste pun! I suspect foul play!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Isn't he usually on the board by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# He's been in by 'arf 8 the last few days...

most puzzling
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# You don't think he's gone the same way as 'him we don't mention like'?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# It's a good point...
Keep an eye out for mysterious newcomers (with a tendency towards punnage).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Damn you Chief Detective Super Intendant Captain Doc G: Homocide
damn you and your crazy but often exactly correct hunches and twisting plots lines.

I never dun it see and you can't pin it on me see coz it want never me see!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Don't worry sonny,
I'll turn a blind eye to this.

It's in teh public interest!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Cheers mate
... you wanna quick toke on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# *looks around*
*tokes*

*chokes*

Hey! What the heck is this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# *looks around*
Pass it here and I'll tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# northern lights and white widow
and mulched tree bark... and a tea bag for good luck. It's a potent combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Urm, that's okay...
I'll stick to speedballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# I could dust off my e-by-gum pun
that got so severly ridiculed yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, that's right
I did it, and I'm not sorry. I filled Dave's Oddjob's sandpit with concrete... I just couldn't take it any more! He's a grown man, playing with Tonka™ trucks and tracktors and army figures... and then he'd run sand all through the house. I HATE SAND SO MUCH!

I still have no idea where he is, perhpas he's doing some w**k™
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Pffft



'work' hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:46, archived)
# hehe
w**k™ ... shurely!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# looks like he
miss-washed that lycra suit he is wearing
oooo, its gona all baggy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Pffft, this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# oops. Trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# So it was all a trick of perspective then?
Hahah, oh dear. Want me to call him off?


He never listens to me, but I can try...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I think you better had before it turns nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Hmmm... Anyone got any Jaffas?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Damn you Jessie!
He'll have his revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# blueist bastard
arf
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# I was thinking of you yesterday
I kept thinking "I'm mental me! somethimes I stay up after 11" made me laugh everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# arf
you are mental

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# sorry BB - yesterday that might have been a harmless comment and expression of free speech
today it`s against the law.. I`ll have to report you for SpeechCrime™
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# I like the fancy TM
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
#
TM™
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# a long time ago, in a trademark far far away
&trade™™™™™™™
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# I'm sure you're correct
that's the way things are nowadays
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# That's no moon
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# memes can reciprocate
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# I'll huff and I'll puff!!
Anyone ever see Christopher Walken reading that??
In his gangster voice.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
#
I once saw Christopher Walken walk across a lake to heal an injured swan
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Yes he is on a par
with Jesus
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
#
'Christ'-opher Walken
Jesus 'Christ'

Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# that's more than coincidence?
I think we could be looking at a re-incarnation. SSShhh people are watching.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# And I'll HUFF.......... and I'll PUFF....
And I'iiiiiiil (stretched out i's) blow ya house down
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# if there's more than the bridge graffiti i can't see it!
..../me peers closely
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# there's a fishy
and some worms
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# genie arse
Well done that man
a Woo
a Yay
and a Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# This is
a reference to the BBCs idea that we might be bothered that they've been putting the words bad wolf into every episode and we were meant to know.....
you can see their *ahem* great idea on www.badwolf.org.uk
they treat it like a conspiracy despite the fact that anybody watching the "next week" bit at the end of episode 11 could work out what bad wolf was.....
fools.

(edit: just out of curiosity, how many did people spot? i got the one in episodes 4 + 5, but that's it)
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# but what ...


...is he planning for those little pigs?
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# done?
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:20, archived)
# What have you done to Jolie you bastard!
top idea though, ;-) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# prettied her up?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# now she aint all that bad
bit weird, but i would
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# look at the size of her lips
plus she did some wanky blood-swap thing with her ex-husband AND has a shite surname that the media change the pronounciation of every 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# well, i did say she was a bit weird, but weirdness aside...
I still would

and at least she aint a veggie!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# she gobbles alot of meat
I've heard
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# aye she`s too SHIT and UGLY to become a vegetarian

*runs like fuck*
*gets puffed out*
*has a cigarette*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# but she's very rude
and sometimes that's all that matters
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# seems to work for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# sure
does :)
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# damn right!
"shaft"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Pfffftttttttttt!!!
bloody veggies, no taste in women.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# agreed!
ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# 'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# ^^ This ^^
Kept her legs though, which is good
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# and I`ll bet you £50
they aren`t her real legs; they`ll be stunt legs or at least photoshopped to buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# You're on!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# And that bothers me how?
she aint gonna chuck Brad for me so that I can check them up close, is she?

And even if she did, the wife probably wouldn't let me out to play!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# He made her beautifiul
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Wow, Pizza throwing god!
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# You're too kind
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# has now!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Love is a battlefield...

Oof, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# no promises, no demands?
both of us knowing...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# no no
we are not young knowing those lyrics just proves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# That's the one.
Mmm, punnilicious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# WOOYAY!
i probably still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# You made me spill my Irish coffee I laughed that hard
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# been done?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

;)

Darth Maul was the best baddie
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# and voiced by the flatmate/zombie in 'shaun of the dead'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
I saw that on teh TV the other day too - never realised before!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# yeah I saw him on... Have I Got News For You, I think
the bloke who plays Mr.Maul, Ray Park, is a real life ninja, but has a real boy racer accent; he also played that frog thing in X-Men, and the stunt headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow (the bits where you didn`t see Christopher Walken`s head anyway!)

err.. some trivia for you pub quiz FREAKS
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# I'll have a T please Bob
/milk, 2 sugars

and he's a bit of a cnut that mr ray '15 quid for an autograph' park
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Nick Frost?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Jack Frot?

*frots*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# nope, the guy who gets zombified in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Him?
I know the one you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Rather well
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# brrrrrrrrrraaaaa brrrrrrraaaaaaaa brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# *sends to Sport*


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# arf
heh heh
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# thats fucking woo!
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# thats scary
in a erotic way.
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# pfft
that am very nice
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# woo
but yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# that is
drippingly good
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Woooooooo!
That is fantastic!

Not long until it goes viral and the Sun claim a copyright on it too!?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# hahaahhha
holy shit!

BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# That is bloody good.
If I had designed my own WOO you would have it.
*starts making a WOO*
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Go Sister!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
# go sister immortal soul sister
woo a fine gentle post so have a yay also
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Woo to anything with Sister Wendy!

and a good 'ning to all!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# A hearty 'Ning to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Yay! Sister Wendy!
the sexiest nun of all!


so, youre not doing the building regs drawings then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Im getting round to that, coffee isnt ready yet
ooops, havent switched teh machine on yet, silly me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Compo it
It's next weeks compo (honest)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# What? Nuns in Porn?
Sexy Nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Something like that
I think
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# hehehe
loon
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# to my personal hero*


(Some exaggeration might be enclosed)

(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:59, archived)
# Go Brown Cow!
Phil's Ready for his birthday pizza!

Crazy man!

apologies for seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# That's no moon
what is he holding in his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4748673
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Arr wow
*knocks down Joss Stone shrine*

*builds Brown Cow shrine*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
# haha
the skin tone is perfect!
(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# thanks,
but the skin is unshopped ...
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# yay!
luckily these new incitement to "X" laws weren`t passed before the pizza incident or he`d probably have been sent off to Guantanamo Bay
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# yay!
free holidays

ehrrr..
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# A website *and* a holiday?
Dang, I threw it too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# There was one in my profile
I think Burger breath has it saved.
Woo by the way and cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# i saw
you wisely removed the photos from there ...
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# It was getting too crowded
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# I write what I know...


'ning y'all
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Hahhaha
You cocking loon


*adores*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# 'Ning
You crazy dirsturbed group of rabbid peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:59, archived)
# A hearty 'ning to yous too
My mate chunk steals my new socks so he can 'break them in'. Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Break them in?
They're not virgins, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:03, archived)
# did you never have a "special" sock
fwap
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# He takes his off
puts mine on and dances in them singing 'socks socks socks'. It is a sight to behold
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Film this!
Film it hard!

It has to be beholded, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# He's like Bez with a bad haircut
But he looks like Sloth from the Goonies
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:12, archived)
# In all seriousness*
I bought a new pack of socks yesterday, putting a new pair on this morning... Aaaaaaah. It was like sock heaven.

Except without everything that would be associated with sock heaven.

*pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Better yet
New pants and new socks
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Personally, I prefer a comfortable old pair
fresh from the tumble dryer - all nice n warm!

maybe I'm weird?

EDIT for rudeness: 'ning The Neville! and as always, a Woo too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# woo
and ning
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# bazoooooo!
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# woo!
/writes down: the act of putting on the new socks is a fun and sacred one"
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
#
*ons sock*
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# you sir, are a complete fruit case!
And I love you so!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
# hehehe
mentalist
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# its a little known fact
kittens love to sky dive

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)
# woo! dry air hump her hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# so they do!
who'd have thunk?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:52, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)
# that's never gonna stop her descent
Stupid lady kittens are not for parachutes
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:02, archived)
# nice
work
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# careful now.....careful
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Looks like it's caught one!
that's true evil!

hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# looks like it worked.
you caught a jaffa.
(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# f..fjkjd..fja'..mm..mmmm
*squints eyes closed*

*tries to not think of the smashing orangey bit(tm)*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:48, archived)
# You're doing well
It's all about will power.
They are so chocolatety though!
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:54, archived)
# MMmphmmm!

mustnotthinkofchocolatelybitororangeybitorlovelycakeyness
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Do you want a grease sandwich?
to divert your mind off of the Jaffas?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# *shakes head*

Don't break my concentration!

*keeps muttering to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:00, archived)
# I'm just putting the kettle on
fancy a cuppa?
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
#

My fingers hurt :(

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...smashing, orangey, goodness

Cheers mate, cuppa would be brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
#
*hands Savlon*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# !
i did reply to you earlier
just still feeling a little spaced
prob should of booked today off work as well
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:20, archived)
# *grabs*
*snap*
ouch
But it was worth it
*eats*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)
# and why not

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# *stares at crotch*
deifinitely does not stare at the nipple that looks like an organ stop.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# now i must leave the country stop
everything is under control stop
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# If you need me use the code stop
The morning sparrow plays the organ stop
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Pfffft
*tries not to nip look*

TJ: What the hell is going on with ImageShack, has GMOS infiltrated the Annoying Frog's 'ranks'*?!

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog

*fnarr fnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
# HONK! HONK!
'ning miss!

He's a nice looking little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# But what's he DOING there?!
That's 100% unshopped!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# looks like he's thirsty.
feed him GIN!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Ahh, gin
Paint stripper for the soul
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Gin makes me wise.
and handsome*




*caution - may contain conjecture
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:48, archived)
# gin
made me dance like a loon last night....

...and made me fail to pull entirely
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaaaaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
he's doing a fozzie bear impression - waggling his hands and saying "wakka, wakka, wakka".

Unfortunatley though, whenever a frog tries to say "wakka, wakka, wakka", it completely loses control of it's tongue.

That's my guess anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# whilst simultaneously
doing a kermit impression with his eyes

talented little scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:41, archived)
#
Maybe it is Kermit doing a Fozzie impression, but Kermit got absoultely hammered last night and the Absinthe he was drinking has made him so ill that he's turned yellow?

and what was your Glasto ticket doing on the washing line in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)
# I used to have a frog who could say wakka wakka wakka
but he was mistaken for a bear and shot by a local game keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# acid i would say
or maybe mushrooms

oh wait, that's me...
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# mmm mushroom shake
that'd help me get through the day and be nice to our "users"
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Ning Miss Jessie
I will be posting something on the board in a minute, please do not go near it.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# I'm just going to stay here a while
*glances up*

*whimper*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)
# More importantly what's with your images
i wanna see those!
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Ooh, you deleted!
I'd already replied to you AND posted that image!

Edit: Oh alright then-
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# damn my ninja editing
i realised it wasn't actually a search so felt a bit stupid!


Edit: Hahhaaha nice! And the stick man speaks the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# *bows*
Thankee sai ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# I'm trying not to look, I really am!
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# nippppppppples!
(Leroj, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:20, archived)
# hehe
.
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Pun central...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:11, archived)
# ha ha ha! v.nice
*grabs cake*
*scratches balls*
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# he he nioce!!
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# A hearty ning to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# always a pleasure
never a pain
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning!
you been to the land of hash n hookers then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
#
Hook?

/edit: near Reading...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
#
that be Hook with the brewery then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Urm...
I know this place called the Acid House there...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)
# oh yes!
but went with the most boring, down mouthed bastad ever!

well his girlfriend picked a bad time to dump him!
totally ruined my fun!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Hhahahaha. Fab stuff.
(staggs28, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# thats a rather lully woo you have there
most nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
top wooage!
(Tinfoil Fez, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# very neat
work
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# It the church fete near us tomorrow
I may take the kids - gangrene could be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# Argh, the punnage
But still a worthy outing for my new woo....

(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# haha
love the cdc at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# puntastic
arf
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# bit crap, it's meant to be blinkett

Ning all
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# if I were Paul Newman, I`d take that cue and break it over Blunkett`s head
nice pic.. shit MP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# R. A. Gdoll fails at backflipping.

click for higher quality Sorry if it's a little big.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Ouch R.A.Gdoll looks as good as me at gymnastics
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Lawks and crivens!
Nice anim, but big file. How about putting a black one-pixel line on every-other row?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:11, archived)
# That would be 50 lines on 101 frames.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# if you're doing it on imageready take the layer with the black lines on
and set it to appear above all the others, that way you wont have to do it over again and again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:16, archived)
# I used to have imageready.
not anymore. using animation shop.
*frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Ah
yes, that would make things more tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# YEP
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# wet toast

many thanks to benryves for making this into a gif for me.

And here is a torrent of the 1.9 megabyte divx avi of it.
(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:27, archived)
# that's woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:31, archived)
# very cool
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:36, archived)
# That am ACE!
and somehow I know how the little fella feels!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# taht is top notch.
WOO!
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# woo! fantastic
glad to see you back sir
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# woo!
I once did that for real.

it was a large machine from and old tannery.
it was quite fun.
Also, the size of the cylinder was quite exact or me, once I set the tumble in motion I could stretch my arms like Leonardo's man, hold to the top and do a complete turn

(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:03, archived)
#


more stuff here/Buy a T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:23, archived)
# yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah
but WOO and a half...

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:27, archived)
# hehehehe
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# 'ning Doctor!
how's you this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:38, archived)
# I be fine this glorious morning
looking forward to many a happy hour of building regulation drawings,
planning applications, occasionally interspersed with bouts on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:41, archived)
# Isn't the building game glorious?
I have an exciting day of subcontractor payments and 2 sets of subcontract documents to prepare and issue. I'm dancing around my metal box with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:42, archived)
# it be a glorious life in construction
that it be that it be
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:43, archived)
# NO, it sucks!
I hate driving an hour and a quarter to the chav infested scum hole that is Aylesbury to have the same arguments with bricklayers and accounts that I had last week. And we can only get mix96 on the radio!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:46, archived)
# crikey
sounds dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:48, archived)
# Yep!
Local radio is great ... not!


I WANT TO LISTEN TO WOGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:50, archived)
#
that's kinda a little scary there. but I would.
(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# Thats kinda scary
And I think I have
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:49, archived)
# pffft!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Jebus
There should be a watershed on your work you scarily talented bugger.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:31, archived)
# hahahaha
well this isnt to scary - just a q&c :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:33, archived)
# That reminds me ...
I need a new toaster!

'ning all!

And happy birthday HRH Crazy B'stard Duke of Edinburgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:36, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Gah! No.
What a way to wake up and come to the board to.

Still woo though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:53, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:54, archived)
# ooof
for once i think i can say i wouldn't.
Woo to your pic as normal.... can't you do something rubbish to make me feel more secure?
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:58, archived)
# hahaa
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha "Hey you guuuuuuys!"
Good work as usual :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# :o)
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Reminds me of the Butthole Surfers
'Hairway To Steven', ie it's feckin' weird and good. W O O Y A Y
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# hahaaa
never heard that! will have to get it! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Tahkcalb does lovely pics eh?
with such tiny wings :o)

(whatsinaname, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:18, archived)
# Glue!!!
*snifff, ahhhhhh!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# . . . he then undertakes a moments quiet comtemplation


after taping and greasing the gerbil.
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:04, archived)
# thats one huge
hamster :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
All the better to ... YIKES!

Maybe it's to fit the larger err opening?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:39, archived)
# what would worry me
would be that it'd start eating my internal organs or at least my prostate! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# He didn't wait long...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# i love that!
The pics good too (hehehehee) :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:41, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
that is gross!

I always wondered whether you inserted the little fella head first (so that he can see the full terror) or backwards (so that he can see is way out)!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:49, archived)

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