Well I declaregoing 'clip clippety clop' on the stair.
Right there.
(Right there.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:57,
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Why am I getting a red ex? Or is this one of those times when everyone gangs up on me.
"Oooh, lets all gang up on that moody twat and pretend it's a funny picture but it's really a red ex"
It's like that isn't it? Isn't it? Fine!
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:14,
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"Oooh, lets all gang up on that moody twat and pretend it's a funny picture but it's really a red ex"
It's like that isn't it? Isn't it? Fine!
CaravansHas anyone got any good caravan pics.
Myself and another have managed to totally terrorise a forum by turning all the threads into talking about caravans.
Its actually been picked up by several other users on this forum now and I`m starting to get competetive now.
If any of you have some pics of extreme caravaning, as I`ve been tryng to pursuade people to try pulling a caravan behind a speedboat...caravan waterskiing.
Also were looking into the posibility of powering caravans with goldfish so that is another point of interest.
I will be sure to give credit to any pics I use.
Come on and impress me!!
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:51,
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Myself and another have managed to totally terrorise a forum by turning all the threads into talking about caravans.
Its actually been picked up by several other users on this forum now and I`m starting to get competetive now.
If any of you have some pics of extreme caravaning, as I`ve been tryng to pursuade people to try pulling a caravan behind a speedboat...caravan waterskiing.
Also were looking into the posibility of powering caravans with goldfish so that is another point of interest.
I will be sure to give credit to any pics I use.
Come on and impress me!!
So would this onewww.b3ta.com/board/...
oh hang on, it's gone!
(oh hang on, it's gone!
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:56,
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that's what I need!I've been racking my brains trying to find the perfect music to play San Andreas to - Americana!
*hugs*
Thank you
(*hugs*
Thank you
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:05,
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Although the Chilli Peppersrule very much, their songs just aren't driving music. At least not to me.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:09,
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NEU!All of the first album.
Get in.
(Get in.
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:10,
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I keep my collection here(
S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:56,
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edit - Host it yourself if you want to use it on other forums. I can change it to whatever I like if you hotlink it
barnesy,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:57,
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congrats.146 days of lurking, 1 single message, and it's shit.
wanting us help spamming another board, btw.
go and have a wank, that will be more productive.
(wanting us help spamming another board, btw.
go and have a wank, that will be more productive.
frox,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:00,
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Hey thereI just sent you an email, I'm having trouble
(
Brown cow,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Inside the factories. How do they really make X?"){kind=small}
Only the freshest ingredients are used.
Remember to recycle those kids.
baby ruuuuth?assa nasty one, rev.
(
halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:49,
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pretty great, thanks.though i am now contemplating how many assorted insects i unknowingly ingest in a normal day due to my sunflower seed addiction. everything schpedoinkle there?
( halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:54,
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not badi saw star wars 3 today! which was good! :o) i love sunflower seeds - yummy!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:01,
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oh you love everythingyou big squishy cuddly thing.
( halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:03,
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SadlyI was here this morning when you posted that.
And I'm still here now.
Curse you, b3ta!
(And I'm still here now.
Curse you, b3ta!
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:10,
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Resident of Ipswich & district? The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:11,
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Further evidence of time machines methinks! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:36,
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That has never been a problem for you before.........
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:39,
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
please ignore if offended... i'm offended myself!
Not that there's anything wrong with that......but what about
...
*restrains self*
*suppressed homicidal instincts*
*whispers*
Alan Carr?
(...
*restrains self*
*suppressed homicidal instincts*
*whispers*
Alan Carr?
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:29,
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Nothing wrongwith supressed homosexual tendencies.
Bumgay.
(Bumgay.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:46,
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Bumgay to you too.I'm not gay!... I just like men.
/lie
(/lie
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:53,
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Not that there's anything wrong with that........it's just genetically wrong
/jk
(/jk
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:32,
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I blame the parentsthey obviously weren't strict enough with their sperm
(
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:38,
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i always wanted to do this!!!gene simmons is definatly brown cow
(
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:18,
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original*slaps dirty student round back of the 'ed*
runs off singing "met met met"
edit: how the fuck can you live 20mins walk from town morrisons and kirkstall?
/cardigan rd
(runs off singing "met met met"
edit: how the fuck can you live 20mins walk from town morrisons and kirkstall?
/cardigan rd
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:27,
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More like 25mins either way really.Do you know where Yorkshire TV is? I live barely 200 yards from there.
/near Woodsley Rd, and in a different postcode
(/near Woodsley Rd, and in a different postcode
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:32,
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of course! i'm nr the petrol station on cardigan rdhow do's!
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:36,
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'ning!I don't really know that area, I can't afford to live in LS6.
/lives in LS3 instead
(/lives in LS3 instead
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:38,
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my mate owns the house so it's sweet northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:39,
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Heheheh... rich bugger. The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:40,
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Typed with passion. The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:55,
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Giving further evidenceto the theory that Gene Simmons actually had the tongue of a cow implanted.
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:26,
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everyone knows i'm in lovewoo! (though i have no idea what this is about)
(
eponymous Oh!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:13,
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Too much make-uptrowel, cyborg......you know the score.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:14,
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congratulations!:-S
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:14,
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Hee!can't help but feel slightly freaked out by that, but woo for you for knowing!
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:08,
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*makespedantic reference to rogue apostrophe*
I think it's about something or other.
(I think it's about something or other.
The Neville What what what,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:25,
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hahah, excellentAn impromptu show is about to start on FTL FM... let's boogie!
click this: http://83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls direct listen link
Go to http://www.ftlfm.com/board for the FTL FM messageboard
...or go to http://globalhumbug.com/radio/ for playlist
Gizmo.mp3 does not exist,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:16,
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1938 Pathe News presents this summers blockbuster
Nev is back and this time he wants peace in our time.
When making baps...it is important that you study the blueprints carefully
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:54,
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They look more like rolls to me./regional difference
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:57,
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BARM CAKES
Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:59,
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I thought they were male horses or summat.Spiders?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:02,
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What, likening bread rolls to spiders?It's a 9 thing too.
What is? The time.
(What is? The time.
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:09,
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That's nice of you, considering we've never met.Or have we?....
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:26,
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its definateltitititly BAPSmy mate from 'the high peak' aka north derbyshire calls them MUFFINS! WTF!!!!1111
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:05,
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!
Edit: oops, never knew redex.com was a real website!
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:50,
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Wwrowl, cheeky! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:04,
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i would but...java has died and the gimp keeps killing teh pc :( will try in a mo
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:51,
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Paint will do a good enough job of compressing that.Just remember that the extensions are in CAPITALS with paint.
(
cuntmuffin,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:52,
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i would but...windows 2000 does not have the tools to compress an image tryint to reload the gimp
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:54,
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mmmmmhoumus yummy
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:09,
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Better by far!/Morrison's
Edit: not actually seen it in Morrison's, but...
(Edit: not actually seen it in Morrison's, but...
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:11,
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morrisons, leeds city centre, can't knock itcos there's nothing else closer
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:16,
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Or the one on the Kirkstall road.(lives 20 minutes' walk from both)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:21,
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Your what, exactly? The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:21,
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I made a new woo yay thingy....
feel free to nick it....
administration charges may apply of £25,000 on acceptance
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:48,
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sh, he's shy. he'll come to you when he's ready
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:45,
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I loved this stuff in school...Until I found out how it was made...
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:39,
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Woo to teh picSago is worse.
/fact
(/fact
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:43,
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They were always a bit behind on the video games front
Sonic 2 and Knuckles,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:35,
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aww jeely!TJ: i'm about to decorate my bedroom, any ideas?
( eponymous Oh!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:37,
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A great big CDC springs to mindor, i dunno. rolf harris riding a pony?
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:38,
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make it all black. no exceptions just black.
impress the neighbours
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:39,
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impress the neighbours
Delta shifts in negative red.Oh hang on that was a bit of music I made once.
I'm no interior designer, so "kein Anmerkung".
Edit: dark red stuff is good though.
/tuppen'orth
(I'm no interior designer, so "kein Anmerkung".
Edit: dark red stuff is good though.
/tuppen'orth
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:41,
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TraitorWhich coincidentally was a track I made a while ago too.
( Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP.,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:58,
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I am liking teh percussions. The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:01,
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Fanks.I think they need more editing personally.
( Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP.,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:15,
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It looks boring.Because it's beige.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:43,
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No; point taken.But if the walls were done in camo colours, people would keep walking into the walls because they didn't see them.
So your devious scheme still comes to naught!
(So your devious scheme still comes to naught!
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:47,
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You said it was your bedroom?Must be big if your parents sleep there too.
(No ribaldry, please.)
((No ribaldry, please.)
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:54,
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i've technically moved outso i'm turning it into a guest room for them
( eponymous Oh!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:57,
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I see.When I move out for good (for my industrial year), my mum wouldn't need to redecorate my room; she could probably use it as a broom cupboard instead. ;-)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:58,
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mine's actually the biggest roombut theirs has a shower so they chose that one. mine's also purple, which apparently "isn't suitable" for a guest room. pah!
( eponymous Oh!,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:11,
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Pah indeed.How do they know their guests won't like purple?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 21:12,
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dead things and wilted flowers, glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:43,
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how bouta giant poster of a the jamster faves... them am teh class art them.
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:45,
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turn it into a star trek room....like this berk geek person.
community.webshots.com/album/32234029clmGTE
(community.webshots.com/album/32234029clmGTE
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:52,
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That would explain that strangelyporky flavour of KFC!
Not that I know from personal experience or owt.
(Not that I know from personal experience or owt.
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:28,
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Cleaning your monitor with wine is not a good idea.Especially not if it's a flatscreen.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:34,
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looks friendly*pets*
you will be my beeeeeeeeest friend in the whoooooole wooooorld
(,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:18,
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you will be my beeeeeeeeest friend in the whoooooole wooooorld
Teh fear! Teh fear I tell you!! Teh fear!!! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:31,
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'ello boney'oh noes some ones left the trapdoor open'
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:21,
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yay!all skinheads are shouty
.. and speaking of shouty, I`ve gotta plug the monitor into the web server and NUKE THE CUNT!
YAY!
(.. and speaking of shouty, I`ve gotta plug the monitor into the web server and NUKE THE CUNT!
YAY!
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:16,
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is it the only way to be sure?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:16,
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