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# mmmmm
Kirsty Gallagher is bootilicious
(burger breath, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Indeed she is!
Woo BB!

The source site is truly bizzare, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# it's a fantastic site
so different

I love it
(burger breath, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Yes, fascinating
I never knew that an octopus was sexy before!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# haha
me neither
(burger breath, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Have you gone here yet?
www.girlsandcorpses.com

THAT is weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# urp !
there is much strangeness on the interweb

hahaha
(burger breath, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# thats very cool
reminds me of this

www.deviantart.com/deviation/9224301/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Yay
for octoporn
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sat 11 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# The Minimal Adventures Of Edd Egg #06

#01 | #02 | #03 | #04 | #05
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
How true! ;-)
/tea man
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# amen to that
COFFEE = EVIL

wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# but how do you guys stay awake
without the addition of caffeine?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# chocolate and coke
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# ah
sugar rush
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# the natural vitality that comes with youth
*nyah nyah*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# i beleive im younger than you

edit: yep, your profile agrees with me
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# the nyah nyah was for the oldies
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Tea has caffeine in it...
...but Dr Pepper and Coca-Cola more than make up for the coffee lack.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# pfffft
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# kchwality
Woo, Y. et al
(I helped save b3ta! SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# OMEGALOMANIA
?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% TRUE ... FACT !
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# arf!!!
I thought that was how they made cheesy quavers too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Eurrrgh
*boik*
Nice grease stains :-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# that is
very true indeed

arf
(burger breath, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# oooh!
Nice, yet, not nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# http://darthvaderno.ytmnd.com/
darthvaderno.ytmnd.com/
darthvaderno.ytmnd.com/
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe!
Is that the campest stormtrooper ever?

I might just rip the nooooo onto a wav and use it as my ringtone!

EDIT: HOly Feck! CD UK Now boys! - Rachel Stevens, leather, rubber balaclarvas ...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# I knew someone called Dan
so I ripped Alan Partridge shouting "Dan! Dan! Dan! ... DAN!" from the DVD and set that as his ;-)


Oh, and 'ning you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# pfft nice
his son?

edit: wait no, the owner of kitchen planet?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Yep
That one! (Where he's shouting in the car park).
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# www.ytmnd.com has loads of good stuff
fo' sho'
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I think
www.dickcream.com has better ones (some of which are highly NSFW). The current one isn't.

dickcream.com/h/05/0304 is rather good too. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Awwww.... teh fluff

(I helped save b3ta! SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# hmmm
that is strangly hypnotic
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# ha! i have allways tried to convince the missus of the truth of that
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# *lower lip wobble*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hooray
lamb chops for tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# That'll stop it running away
and playing hard to get!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# arf
.
(burger breath, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# . . . one morning in a badly drawn city . . .


thanks to Larson for lending his chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# dude!
Larson actually said you can have his chicken?

wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Egg
(mymblex, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Yup,
that about sums up my day so far...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Holly bumping uglies Batman
Kerpow, Kerching, Kerplunk!
(I'm the nasty bastard who takes your car away when its not taxed, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# yay for enmeshed tashy egg man!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:50, archived)
# eggyyyyyyyy...
nice eggy *pets*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# I am leaving today, I may be gone for sometime :(








So I thought I would repost a few of my favs..TTFN
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# awww were u going?
can i come?

lovely pics
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# I have officially finished uni!
So I am off to the darkness of Wiltshire where internet is 28k....
I will return though, hopefully in London!
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# aww well done...hope to see you soon
(i am yet to finish collage)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# use more glue!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# arf!
don't forget the macaroni
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Not in my bit of wiltshire it isn't
(i have had my broadband for two days now, yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# I lied, I have broadband at home, but only on my old mans computer
and I cant be arse to network it all up. Also, I dont know how to....
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# plug the computers into a 10/100 network switch (about 20 quid for a decent one)
and set up Internet Connection sharing on pops`s computer; set the "gateway" on your machine to the address of his machine

-if you`re using windows anyway

total cost, about £30 including network cables, assuming both computers have network cards
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# My computer runs on mice in wheels
Windows Really Good Edition
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# .. or you could splash out on an ADSL modem/router combo box thingie (about £40-50 quid)
and you just plug all the computers into that via network cables; log onto the router via the web browser, set your ISP username/password crap, and off you go

hmm.. maybe I should go `round doing this for a living instead of being a hotel bellboy

edit: also, they`ll have in-built firewall and so on, so it`ll keep your network nice`n`safe from teh baddiez
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# blimey
that last image is 200K! you might want to JPG-ify it

some great pics there
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# You are Lemony and I claim some financial reward that
is offered for identifying people who are slightly like another person in deed or written wordage. (aicsfrtiofipwaslapidoww)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# only noticed cos I`m re-installing squid proxy
and it lists the files it`s caching

god it`s a sexy beast
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# You have all the sexy proxies
- you're such a cyber geek why are you not owning Microsoft of some such corporation?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# because he squanders all his
intellectual capital on b3ta. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaa
if I had any, that`d probably be true

I ain`t smart by any means.. mediocre at best (not the b3tan!)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# It's funny because when i roll down to the last pic
I begin scrolling down slower..
(Deus_Ed, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# all that extra pixel quality to display ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# I changed it to Los Dos Ronnies!
Que?
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
top pic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Glad you said that!
thought I'd gone insane for a mo :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Good Luck!
and may the force be with you!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# went down to the beach and saw Kiki and she was all like "ewwwwwww" and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# PLease say there is a MP3/remix of that!
I have heard the 'LEEROYYYYY JENKINS!' version,
very funny!
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# like this?
unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com/

edit: fuck, that still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# AWESOMENESS!!!!
Bro!
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# I`ve saved the page off to disk, because it`s bound to go offline like every other good page
.. like botox girl :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# That am Ace!
I think that I might have just wet myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# the end is the best bit
"you are not a Jedi... YET!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I think that I could leave that on all day!
I really must go and se ethe film at some point too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Dont bother...
...watch Sin City instead, it is awesome
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I'll have to go with the wife, so maybe on DVD for that one
Probably end up in Willy Wonka!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# ack don`t destroy the wonderful original Willy Wonka
Episode III is quite good actually - miles and miles better than the other two, plus you get to appreciate the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bit :D .. I nearly pissed myself after seeing the stuff on b3ta about it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# I'd be truly worried
about WW, if it was anyone other than Tim Burton doing it - he should have an interesting enough take on it not to destroy the orig.

I will go and see SW III and probably will also laugh all the way through it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# AHHAHAHAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! etc
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Its
made me cry. Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Whatever!
and then Officer Leroy came up to me and he was all...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:46, archived)
# "hey I thought I told you" and I`m like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Sorry
hadn't heard it before, I was still with the original - Whicj I love playing farr too loud in the car with the windows open as I hack through the little villages at 7am on my way to work! hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I double dare you to play this version at full volume :)
and shout "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the right bits
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Is there another volume setting?
Clicked on this one late last night, after HM was in bed - in trouble!

vadercoaster.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# HAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHA
didn`t see that before... class!

edit: vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/

what a site!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
That is such a unintentionally comical moment in the film!
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# especially after you lot got at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# I found it
while spazzing through some links on GC that I cant/daren't play at work!

EDIT: I loike the Wheel of Fortune too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# THAT !!!!!!
made me laugh out loud like!
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# If you want the proper Spanish for that last one:
Es buenas noches de yo...y es buenas noches de el.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Not exactly topical, but...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I think these modern 'video games' are getting too violent, don't you?

edit: Now With NEW Hammer Action! (thanx Mediocre)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# i like this!!!
W/Y/H/D

EDIT:wow over half an hour between posts...somethings wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# sensible people are currently nursing hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
#
not so loud please
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Yes
So go play B.G.A.E now!!
It is fluffy adventure with no great huge amounts of death and fighting.
And you photograph all the fluffy creatures, you have no idea how much fluff lives in hyllis.
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Big Gay Animal Expedition?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# beyond good and evil
actually.
But you gave me an alternate title for my next game idea :D
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Video Sex Pope!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
now do one with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahah!
I may just do that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# nail him hard!
no - administer the sponge soaked in vinegar!
BONUS POINTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# There's probably a cheat that lets you
"WRYYYYYY!" him
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:12, archived)
# haha that`s class
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Woooooooooooo!
(je suis tres francais, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Resurrected for compo
(Indole Ring, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
"It's only a puppet!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# reminds me of blackmoons tomorrow people dub.
"but ets'only porn!"

"...do you know what an eggplant is?"
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Tomorrow People
wow that takes me back to my childhood it was like Doctor Who meets Space 1999 but with "Jaunting" and bad hairstyles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# I had only previously seen the remake
which was one of those budget, in-house childrens afternoon shows that seemed to love their bad special effects.

Never really got the jaunting bit though. Minor genetic changes don't make mammals teleport.
*crushed by misteleporting whale*
/WRYYYYYYY!
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# I'm not familar with the remake
but the original was Cult TV - I particularly enjoyed the episode Green & Blue (Or whatever it was called) where rival gangs attacked each other which was a perfect mirror of the riots of the early 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:54, archived)
# Ah... teh 80's
where did those days go?
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:55, archived)
# The past, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# oh... ok
*wanders into the past and brings back some 80's*
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Yay - Flock of Seaguls hairstyle
a b3tamax tape of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 20lb Sony Walkman with "Karma Chameleon" which you copied from Radio One playing on a C90 tape, A Sport Jacket with the sleeves rolled up, baggy trousers and pointy toe shoes. I bet you look a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:02, archived)
# tapes!
bwhahahahaaa!
what were we thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# We didn't think
we just oozed in a cloud of our own hairspray.

I was more of a punkette though - so backcombed black hair set with 10 metric tonnes of hard as rock hairspray, a perfectly good Dead Kennedys t-shirt which I felt compelled to cut the sleeves off and add some safety pins, a leopard print miniskirt, fishnet stockings and Monkey Boots with day-glo pink socks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:05, archived)
# floating on
flourescent-coloured socks
one pink, one green
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yay Day-Glo ankle socks!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Haha
i remember the advert from the 80's for "Gravity Socks"

That was when men worse socks that made stockings look short
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# It was the era of androgeny
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# just as well, really
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Many a sexual accident happened
in those dark days :)

Lead singer from Spear of Destiny speaking on the phone to Marc Almond
"Ere I got well bladdered last night and I took home that good looking bird from Culture Club and gave her a right shagging!"

Marc Almond "That's Boy George, he's a bloke!"

The lead singer from Spear of Destiny "This conversation never happened and I will sue anybody who says I gave him one!"

(True Story)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Which evolved its own conciousness called "McGyver"
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# McGyver was cool
he could make Semtex with just chewing gum and earwax.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# but can he touch his elbows behind his back?
or lick his elbow?
Hmmm!?
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:13, archived)
# McGyver
didn't need to lick his own elbows he had minnions to settle all his elbow licking desires.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# the smug git...
here i am having to lick my own elbows while he has a harem to do it for him.
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# That's because you can't make
incredible stuff out of basic useless junk. Like the time he made a Time Machine only using a McDonalds Quarter Pounder box and some graphite scrapped from the heal of a Yeti he had killed using a lazer he had contructed out of Lego and soap powder.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Right
Mullet - check
Redundant currency - check
Daft punk - check
lybians - .... RUN FOR IT MARTY!
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# haha C90 tapes!
they always used to snap and you had to sellotape them back together really carefully

I had a Sanyo personal "steeeerio"; it was red, HUGE, and of course didn`t have rewind

god those were the days.. listening to Dire Straits`s Brothers In Arms get more annnd morrrrre slooooooooow because the batteries were flat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# What the hell was the show
with the triangular robot heads that used to watch people in sinister silence from the undergrowth? Or have I been soldering without the extractor on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# Children's show?
i doubt you mean tripods...
tripods rocked. that was my first encounter with a giant robot genre
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# No, itwernt tripods.
I just remember these robotic (could have been organic) things that spied on these kids that they were chasing. It could have been a dream; i spent a lot of my youth spacked out under anaesthetic. (as comical as that may sound, I wish I was joking).
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Lock n load boys, were goin' sock huntin'!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Oh, thats nice!
:D (giggles like a schoolboy)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)
# oh my
*marches on parliament*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Brilliant
I always found the cutting of the ears a bit harsh...so I have socks with the ears still attached
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:12, archived)
# hehe
haven't seen that for a AGES! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
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(CHOPCHOP, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# spastic gimp...
what a great name.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:55, archived)
# i blame society . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# FEZZZED!
(no, I don't know, either - don't normally wake up at this time (morning))
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Plastic Plant Pots - not teh Fez
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# oops...
how red is my face!

(as red as a plastic plant pot, hoho).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Whip it, Whip it real good
hahaha

DEVO DEVO DEVO DEVO
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Yay, for the mighty fez!
Feztastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4760486
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# But this was during the great fez shortage of AD23
when the fez was so popular that production couldn't keep up with demand and so people used to fashion their own out of plant pots and a horsehair tassle!
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# this happened
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Shape it up!
Get straight!/ Go forward!/
Move ahead!/ Try to detect it!/
It’s not too late!/ To woo it!/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:34, archived)
# Woo. Maybe this?>
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:03, archived)
# why blame me???
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# I found this
kind of amusing.
Click for bigness
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# arf!!!
You'd probably like www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com I now it's GC, but hey why not?

EDIT: Here, I found my fat chick woo yay for you!
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# I love fat chicks.
And they learn to love me, over time.
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)
# pfft
1. beauty padgents for fat peoples!
2. ...
3. profit!
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# esprcially if you had the franchise for the pie stand.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Now there's a idea for a quick profit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
#
1. You do the pies
2. I'll do the cakes
3.
4. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# *places order for crown and fur coat*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# I clicked for bigness
but it got too big.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# oh noes,
no swimwear section.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# smells very strong
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(CHOPCHOP, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# haha she shouldnt be smoking that shit at her age ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# After all the trouble with that grass Culkin....

Jacko finally finds a lad who has nothing to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Looks about 60, plays a school boy,
and so does she...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# I'd like to see the look on his face
when he finds out. She'd probably have eaten all his sweets too, before he got her upstairs!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
#


based on an *allegedly* true story
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Do they have any kids?
Just trying to imagine what the spawn looks like....
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# Not good i would imagine
after considering what the lovchild of the Krankies and R2D2 looks like do you need the mindbleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)
# just
kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# good breeding always shows

(xaniac, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Is this the new Queen portrait by Rolf Harris,
or another one?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# reply
dont know just got it
from google search
(xaniac, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Probably not then
If it was Rolf's image it would look like a Wallabe in the outback with a tree, a sunset and a fence. (Always with the tree, sunset, fence combination)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# AND
can you tell what it is yet?

(and I claim...)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# Goatse Milk?

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Thanks for the offer, but
NoooooOOOooOOOoooOOooOooooOOOOoooooo thanks!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# I'm afraid you killed her...
(Azzek!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# I'm going to hell...
Whilst doing some research for a bit of photoshop mayhem I found this story (which obviously passed me by at the time). I am ashamed to say it made me snort like a pig.

www.thestage.co.uk/news/newsstory.php/5714
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:54, archived)
# My favourite line:
'The beanstalk has been taken away by the Health and Safety Executive to be inspected'

chortle
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:04, archived)
# It was the mental image that did it for me.
Do you reckon there was much flailing before impact?
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:05, archived)
# It's a lovely thought isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:07, archived)
# I was imagining the noise she made, sorta 'Hoooo!' in a scots accent.
Im always slightly unerved by the Krankies, once I knew that they actually 'do it' with each other.
Once you've imagined that, it's an image that's hard to lose...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:09, archived)
# /me wonders if she still wears that uniform during 'the act'
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# you need to ask?
of course she does.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# "one night, in the Tough's bedroom...."
"You know, I think we could clean this up a bit and make an act out of it...."
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Are you saying that
they made a career, on kids tv, out of their own sick and depraved fetishes?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Thanks for that explanation,
do you work for Fox Comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# she's also about 60
and plays a teenage boy.

sooo wroooong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# ...yet so right.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# whoa scary
I just found out from that article that the krankies live in torquay.

I lived there for about 10 years. Thank God I never met them. I'd have been forced to commit murder.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
# found one of my old school notes
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:50, archived)
# oo
f4ust.altervista.org/index.php?page=oo
(b3ta2, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Can I just say:
'Print Shop
Goto 10'

Class!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Was it from
your teacher?
(chriswakey, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)

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