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# Mice cops on stakeout
A roast pea from the wee small hours

I'm going to make him pop up furtively out of the bin when I get home.

I am teh friday night cool boy.

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# awww
that kitty's got a mean right hook from the look of those muscular paws
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# kittin coppers ?
*hides evidence*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Power Rangers!!!
Right, this came about with normal (as can be) conversation between two college mates, and subject arises about Power Rangers, fapping and gay sex. We came to the point of one guy, Michael, fantasising about the other, James, in a pink power rangers outfit. Sammi helped :)

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Holy cripes on toast
*fwaps anyway*

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# heh
well i lost my b3ta virginity, go me :D

[everything from me from this point is downhill]
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Google . . .

made me do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Woo
and indeed yay.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Pfft!
But she needs to go spong when it lands on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# She is so used to it
no spong
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha excellent I love this
I just love the resigned look on her face. and because it's the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# We're going to a 'do' tonight.....
and my wife is going to wear this 'slinky little number'....
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Well, have fun!
I hope she put clean pants on in that outfit!
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:20, archived)
# I've just scrolled down the board.
Do shut up about the bra, it's not THAT great!
EDIT: Thank you! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Ok,
but I like bras and fezs!
I couldn't give a shit about CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# i bet she's a sight as she gracefully glides down the stairs
only to stop two steps from the bottom and you have to carry her to the top again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Good lord!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4100926.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Was not Was?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Was Too Wasn't It?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# dunno.. I was wanking.. WALKING the dinosaur at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# but everybody walks the dinosaur!
it takes a lot of walking!
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Was ist das?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# i thnk the only appropriate response
is boom boom ackalackalacka boom
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# "Stanislaw Was"
is a pretty crazy name...
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Still love your username
and that film too.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:08, archived)
# *Manly hugs*
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# how can there have been a doubt to benefit from
if he'd not reached the standard?

six fingered man!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# dirty man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Looks like more of a '50 plus' kind of guy to me!
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha

fuck.. better write this stupid document

"l8rz d00dz LOLOLOL", etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# bah
i walk by that fucking idiot every day, i hate him with a passion
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# I've been to the shops in that area a lot, but i can honestly say that i've never seen or heard him.
Is he only there at certain times then? Why hasn't anyone beaten him up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# get a megaphone
stand on the opposite corner from him with a copy of dante's inferno and start shouting "don't be a winner, be a sinner, it's much more fun, don;t repent, go crazy and have a wild time".
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# i'm sure he's in trouble for harrassment at the moment
haha. misguided twat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# I heard he has a big lightsaber
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:05, archived)
# He seems
rather jolly about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# I kit around
(Yvo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# pffft nicely done

*gets hipponised from watching teh kittin*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:59, archived)
# do you mean you transformed into an hippopotamus?
'ning!
edit/ sorry forgot to yay the anim'...so : YAY
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
# The only way
to wash a dirty pussy
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:00, archived)
# Pussy innuendo
wet, clean, something, it's still early...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:02, archived)
# haha!

and I know how she got in there.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:14, archived)
# larson, surely?
clearly the inventor of 'fluffie teim" speak...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Pea roast from last night...

and here and here.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:54, archived)
# XML sucketh the bigone, so I slacked and did this.

Must have been done by someone already. At least a variant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)
#
that's quite good, I say!
edit: it's a snaaaare!!

(see what I did there?)
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
# I don't get
it.
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# you see,
snare is a kind of drum, but it is also synonymous with "trap," and "it's a trap" is what Akbar says.
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
#
haha, you are a very funny person.

dashingly handsome too.
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# god i hope maiden isn't reading this
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# oooh, subtle!
That's a bit good!
I want to see CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# took a while for me to realise
it wasn't the high hats I was looking for
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# very woo
but thats no drumkit
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# haha nicely done
but XML is brill, like a Brillo pad.. scratchy but effective
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# Both shred my fingers just as much
I've got >'s and <'s in my fingernails!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# get a decent text editor
like textpad or vim

it`ll save a lot of headache... plus SOAP is the dog`s bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:55, archived)
# *SOAPs the dog's bollocks*
(hahahaha!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:59, archived)
# thank god
they really smell yucky when they`ve been out in the rain

*makes note not to leave canine testicles out in the rain*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:01, archived)
# koo
jay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Upon investigation.....
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# thenumber
THREEHASSSSSSSSSSTOPPEDWORKINGONMYYYKEYBOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# what about
the space bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)
# no i4ts ok
MY K3EYBOARD IS WORKING NOW I SPIL4T SOM3E B3E3ER ON I4T LAS4T NIGH4T 4th3e bloody caps lock k3e3eps coming on b6u4t apar4t from 4tha4t i4t s3e3ems ok now
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# ...
Spilt some "beer" on it last night, eh? I've often spilt "beer" on my keyboard late at night, resulting in sticky keys. Must cut down on the "beer".

333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
(Auntie Vera, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# it was beer
honnest
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# You've thought about that a bit too much!
Woo for you!

compo it!
I want to see CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# How?
to compo it?
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
#
Click edit
change the 'This is a x post' box by selecting the factories challenge entry.
save changes
I want to see CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:34, archived)
# click edit at the bottom of the photo,
then , at the bottom of the page select the 'inside factories' compo from the drop down list
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# Done..
'Tard udders crossed
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:55, archived)
# rub olive oil
on the monitor and bake at 350.
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# celsius or farenheight?
personally, I'd go for sunflower oil, gas mark 8 for 20 minutes and garnish with jam!
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# you misspelled "curdled"
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# and
mongolia
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)
# indeed,
and, technically, 'tard.
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# arf
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# nuts.. absolutely nuts
I lurves it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Ning all

scuse the biggerty
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
#
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
#
*squonts*
(kaibosh, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Please only post pictures of your own work! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# I do
Took me ages to tile that floor.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Be careful!
Those dodgy builders will mess it up when they the build the walls!
I want to see CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Color change...
on the jacket mushes teh Quo in the center, but woo nonethe less.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# Ahhh,
quo...woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# I'll leave you with this
good night/morning all
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# some nice saber work there
woo
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# ning
w00
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:16, archived)
# :-)
Nice work!
(Yvo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# excellent! WOO!
Now wiggle your big toe.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Very nice.
One can use this program too to create sabers. It's fab. lsmaker.uw.hu/page.php?main=main.html
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Jamie Moore: Super Spy.......
....didn't get the chance to post it yesterday.

Larger
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:58, archived)
# papa?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:58, archived)
# nicole?
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:00, archived)
# BOB!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:00, archived)
# HAH...
S.O.B....I wanted to say that :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:01, archived)
# bwa ha ha ha!
I AM TEH KING OF TEH INTERNETS!

winner is me!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:02, archived)
# va va voom?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:00, archived)
# get out!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:01, archived)
# oh my
that's pretty darn splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:00, archived)
# That's really ace. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:01, archived)
# That is the bestest image to start a friday off with.
WOO!

YAY!

HOUPLA!

i'm gonna colour that if i get time today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:09, archived)
# i do hope the parachute opens
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Pants!
As in: I can see hers :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:12, archived)
# yay
woo nice pic as usual JJ
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Woo! times 1,000,000!
Your drawing girls always have such nice legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# PANCE!
you rude boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Hooray!
You am de bestest, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# "Did I win?"
one smoke, then bed, pub's open in 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:53, archived)
# oh yes you did
TOP meatwheelage there
WOO!
edit/and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:01, archived)
# Super WOO!
She am teh winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Poor old meatwheels!
She upgraded her ride a little too much!

She can't handle the speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Not all that funny on its own


but click for the source pic and the guy's name.
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:43, archived)
# Arf!
Spack him then!

Looking at which college he went to - I bet he's got lovely teeth!
Yay for Fez's
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:50, archived)
# I thought he went to Arkansas at first
yay for banjos
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:51, archived)
# here we go
my first spack

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# Huzzah!
Disco Spack!
Spacking!
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# MSpack, ba ba MSpack, do wa ba MSpack, da da woo...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:51, archived)
# bobbie larkin?
oh, no, not that, sorry.

(GOUGE AWAY! /music)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Go 'Gate
good find
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# SPACK!
(Leroj, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)
# Spacktastic!
I want to see CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# argh!
my poor brain!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
for gay communist jellyfish!

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:35, archived)
# That fez chap reminds me of Roaneah.
I'm not sure quite why this is.
It's extremely funny and woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:36, archived)
# Fez you say?
I'll get mine out of the cupboard for you!

Yay for Fez's
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# FEZ-BRA!

I really don't know why I just shouted that.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# Now a Fez-bra would be a thing of great beauty!
What more could one want? It's got the fez, tassles, boobies and lingerie in one neat package!
Yay for Fez's
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:41, archived)
# Were you about when I made one?
I guess not, or you would have known.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:43, archived)
# No, I'm guessing that's something that I'd have remembered!
Yay for Fez's
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:44, archived)
# Let's see if I can find the pics.
Pic One.
Pic Two. (Ever-so-slightly NSFW)

As you can see, I had to make the fez', as I had none originally.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:44, archived)
# OK!
*waits*
*drums fingers*
*get's a glass of Ribena while waiting*
Yay for Fez's
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:48, archived)
# Great!
yay for customised lingerie!
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# Even
dead acts can be charitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Titus is looking pale
is he o.k.?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:28, archived)
# He's taller than I imagined.
Ewww, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:29, archived)
# Good ol' steptoe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)
# Duke, duke!
How was the subway meatball sandwich experience yesterday?

I feel kind of responsible.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
#
(Armand Karlsen, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:17, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# That rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)

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