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# Penispods while salty

were full of nutrition
still; no one ate them.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# who wants the balls when
you can nibble the tip







i'm wrong



WF
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# beCauACUSE Its SLoOW anD im drUnken. the CAt jumped and Shit scared ME's


pee pee roast for the wee kend
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# brilliant!
woo and yay!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# oh snap
thought process:

aww cute

teh fwu...arrrrrggh!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:08, archived)
# By crikey!
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:13, archived)
# ag!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Oh noes, it's teh Toy Police! Run! :/

I have no idea, i'm completely pissed. :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)
# So bad...
...yet so good.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahaah!
I love it!!

And congrats on the double FP!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# thanks man!
you too! :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
great big woo-ing belly laughs!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# hello matey
glad to raise a chuckle! :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# "snigger"
good work m'lad... top napalm-art-ing

you evil cnut!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)
# While laughter may be the best medicine...

..when Dr Rowans found out he was going to kick Patch Adams in the crotch as hard as he could.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# seams okay to me


ediT : my seams. arjhhhhhhhhklfbjKF;AJVBN
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# hehe
yay for punage
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# right that be it....
beddy bye bye teime....

come along penelope... time to play....



arf...

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# mine!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# G'nite and stuff
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# I have just googled the phrase
"flight of cheese". It makes me inexplicably angry.

Edit: I'm going to watch Ed Wood now.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# It's all a sham! SHAM!

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# ha ha
see, this cheers me up again.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# stay puff and jump only enjoy real cheese
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)
# fast paced action
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# extra cheese please
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha
Splennnndid!!!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# backscratchingly good!
mmm, cheese....
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Wonderful!
That'll teach 'em!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# My god I bet that feels good!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# yay
that's nice :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# Oompa Oompa Woo!
*excitement*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# that's fabulous.
woo!

next day edit: Woo! FP'd! Congrats, well deserved. :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# I love cheese more than life.
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:41, archived)
# fantarsetic
you are truly an asset to teh board
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# you soft bastard. ;)
*agrees*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# haha!
that's grate!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
#
*moan*
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# I hear the cheese saying "Ooooooooh Yeeeeah!"
In a Duff-Man voice.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hehe
lovely stuff
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# ooh, satisfying.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# bITTERSWEET SOLITUDE...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:05, archived)
# I shagged your mum
twice
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Does she know?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# I doubt it.
I was dreaming at the time.

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:10, archived)
# You're Peter Chris without the makup
a washed up has-been with big boots and an annoying whistle.

You should pitch yourself out of a window into a dumpster.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# pink line time I think.....
yes?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:10, archived)
# Which one?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# not you obviously.....
;-)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# I do some good stuff sometimes.
It's not often, mind, but some of it's okay.

If you want to ignore me, that's okay, too.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# What have they done wrong?
/may have missed earlier goings on
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# ^me 3
I think
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Why would anyone want to ignore him?
He's done no harm..
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# yes, this^^
what's it orl abaaaht, eh?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Did you just vomit?
(in Scottish)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Pink Line?
Err? Might I ask what that means?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# yes.
we click ignore, you become a pink line.

simple really.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:15, archived)
#
Never felt the urge to ignore anyone=p
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# I agree
There's some twats sometimes, but you miss some of the fun.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# you should see my list....
anyway, you aint on it yet.

I have yet to see anything that would warrant it.

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# I've only ever ignored 3 people
and they were all Tonay.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# 13 and they were all tonay (or his clones)
or something like that.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# You missed something off the list!
Dont forget you have no hands.
That could make writing poetry somewhat difficult
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:15, archived)
# 'ave ye own flower back for quo'tin me in yer thar there po im
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# IF EEL LUV
AND ITS TEH WONDRFUL!1!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# I recognise that "dad"
but I can't quite remember from where
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Onslow
From "keeping up appaerances"
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)
# THE BOO-KAY RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:46, archived)
# ware the bear
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# It's Frothy Man!
*cresta*

/hides
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Tip Top!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
# It's
Spongalicious!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Hi! How are you?
I'll tell you. You're a pumpkin-headed fucking troll-twat! Nobody likes you anymore. You just roll down the street and bump off stuff. You're nearly mediocre, except your arse gets scraped up and stuff.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# er...
here...

look at the blonde thing from "celeb" big brother...

img42.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc252&image=ec787BB_Chantelle_Rachael_012.jpg

(NSFW)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Yum, etc.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# cor!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# nice rims
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# that spoiler though......
gonna get fucked on the speed ramps....

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# aah
thank you twinkletoes
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Oh shut the fuck up
you horrible woman!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:00, archived)
# hahahaha
I love you too baby.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:00, archived)
# You too, love.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Mum?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I'll have three if they swing from trees.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# It's a deal.
If you can get 101 or more with six darts.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# How many for a ton?
I don't need a gaggle of bastards following me around.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# maybe these guys will teach you a thing


or two. talk board confusion, or just....?


so us yer bits. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrflol
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:00, archived)
# .
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Obnoxious?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
best things all night

woo and yay
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# It's fucking woo
even if he can't staple a rat to a reasonably sized fireplace.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# admiral ackbar on a real bad fuckin day



WY
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# hahah
"It's a tr....ahh fuck it"
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
#
Hahaha, MAN- he pissed!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# He pinches like a bitch!`
What in the fucking hell? I have meaty giblets and stuff all over my damn keyboard.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# blah blah blah booze booze booze snooze snooze snooze huzahhaz
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# fp this now
fp this now. fp this now.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Oh my fucking god!
I have the best pizza ever!

/edit: see below and stuff.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# so subtle it made me die a little.
just a little mind you.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# You should try being on my end
and trying to survive. This is really good pizza!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# eat well my child. for the son inside you is the man
trying to get out.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# He's the saviour of the universe!
(and I'm not even preggers)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# whats that from. fuck. flash gordon.






not sure i get that.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Something like that
I'm drunk and rambling.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Yummy.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# now that is well,erm, executed
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# aCE!
Sick but Ace!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Disgusting, but nicely done
And well-tagged too!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# i was just ill. i am ill. this is ill.
parp.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# har!
yum
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# War has begun!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Haha
what a comeback!

What will he do about his pissglands under his arms?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
#
Soon it shall be revealed!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Why is his snot yellow?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# It's cocksnot.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# a coward dies a thousand deaths
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# you would appear to be trying to start a fight with a 15 year old girl
congratulations
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Go on!
You can take her!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# and you would appear to be one of her apologists

would you be so quick to justify rude behaviour
by tonay, or some other 15 year old boy?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# You are a bumsexer
who smells like a tree.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# but trees smell nice
and there is nothing wrong with a bit of bumsex every now and then
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# I liek your style
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# thanks
and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like special
treatment cause you are a girl, but, if you
do please let me know.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# I want special treatment
because I am so special.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# aren't we all?
But trashing Dave the Hat is not going to make
you more special, neither is the trashing of well done pics.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
# you seem very worked up Mr Onion?
are you a small business man cursed with the high cost of maternity leave, or have you just been dumped or something? Can't we just get along?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# oh yes,
I'm so terribly worked up. And your
ad hominem attacks are extremely
wounding and to the point. Thank
you for making me realize your
superior viewpoint.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# yes
i think even Hitler deserved his chance.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# well, you are talented either way

;)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Silly mitten hands.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# my shark glove puppets shall rule the world
gah hahahaha
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# that is against the law
i come home drunk and there is some shite on the board that i can't understand. WTF is all that L337 spe4k? lozoorxz10101
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# anyone remember THIS game?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
Slight TJ:
I do hope they didn't realise their mistake until they answered the phone to their first customer

linky
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# cox cabs = cock scabs???
just wondering if merkins would even notice
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# *Orders Twelve*
Huzzah!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# four hours to make one spacky walk
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to


(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# that robot needs a biiig cigar!
but he am w00!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Woo to you
four hours well spent
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# quicker to draw by hand i reccon
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# 20 times a second?
you'll get another sore wrist!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Time well spent
for it is fluid as a really fluid walking robot.
Woo yay!

and
g'night b3ta
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Night night
happy bday again
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Well worth it
It's great.

Goodnight b3ta, Foldsfive must away to his bed
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Night matey
sleep well :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# The jaw click makes me shudder.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Excellent
You have all teh patience.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# That's great man, nice one! :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I wanna touch the pretty robot!
But I'm too busy scratching cheese doodles from my bellyfolds.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# That

is a mental image and a half.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# the first I might get,
but what would the half one be?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# i must say
i like the spacky bit.

the rest of it's nice too...
(goes back into a year-long lurk)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# What tiny withered feet you have.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# what awful piss glands you have under your arms
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
#
what a slanting desk you have
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
#
What a Microsoft Paint-drawn computer you have.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
#
what a rectangular nose you have
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Yours ain't so pretty either
you rude bastard.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
#
big nose.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# DON'T YOU CALL MY HUSBAND BIG NOSE!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Beg puddon?

Darling.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Darling, darling!
Relax!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Did you go to Southampton Uni?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# nah, he's from Leicester
what?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# You have no visible keyboard
?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# pron is there right away.
just point and click.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# he ate it
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# yes he is a tit
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Yay .It's Comma!
Hello how are you?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# so true
haha
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# perhaps, you should withhold your criticism
until you can make something better.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# you claimed (much) earlier
to only criticize people who deserve it
(and, this included dave the
hat for some bizarre reason).

yet here you are trashing a well-done pic.

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# well, you've either got me on ignore,
or, you are pretending to have me on ignore.

either way, you're a coward.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# emo
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# i'm sorry, i don't speak emo-nese



actually that's a rather top paintmash, woo!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# That was me once...
then I realised it's not about the replies!


; )
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
#
Now hanging above my bed:

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# As long as
we love you. That's the main thing
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# gay.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# well done!

(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

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