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# BEDAZZLED !


in honour of buying video of "The Best Of What's Left Of Not Only But Also" for a £1 today. most excellent, specially dudley moore dressed as a rather convincing lady.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Thats ace
Woo
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# oooh that's crackin :)
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# *Gives crate of woos*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# what a fackin' caaant
he'd got cancer of the mortgage, you know. W00!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# ...
CLIVE: 'cause being a carpet gets you nowhere.
DEREK: Nowhere.
CLIVE: Except at the Savoy, it gets you upstairs.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Dear Mrs Thatcher...
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# very, very good, dear!
Derek N Clive were all of teh class
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# damn right they were. shame their dead.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Ah...
cancer.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# of the fackin season ticket
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# fackin
caaant.

S'wot I did to Dolly, kicked er in the fackin caaant.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# My Vera applied for that new gameshow 'Blow Your Tits Up'...
...where famous people, such as Anthony Newley and Bruce Forsyth attach explosives to womens tits to see who's can go the highest.


etc etc
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Marvellous
I like teh vectors.


(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# cunt
(not you...or him...just saying it out of spec for derek and clive)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Ere! that's a bit bloody good.
Bravo!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ready for some of the old ultrafluffiness, me droogs?"
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(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# BRING ON TEH ULTRAFLUFF!
woo :d

mini TJ. im trying to teach my self premier. ive worked out the editing side of it but when i try to export it the smallest ive been able to come up with is about 150mb. anyone got any tips on optimising? its down to 23 FPS and 640/480 res and im trying to get it ontot mpeg-4
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Ha ha
Thy can have this woo! Brother
Biddy well
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# class
woo

this should/could actually happen.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] monsters are nice really.....
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Yaaay!
Can he make a cup of tea?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# he/she/it wouldn't be so cruel to tea bags
:-)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Hee hee
What if teabags LIKED being mushed? I reckon it's be lvely to get super-warm after being in a cold cupboard for so long.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# raaa
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# EEK!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# I WANT A TOY
Hee hee, that rocks.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# AHH
That am not teh fluffeh!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Ah, the pre-Monster's Inc days...
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# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# i like it
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:27, archived)
# oh noes!
my powers have faded! I don't know what it is :-(
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# it's a sailboat
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# no, man
it's a scooner
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# you bastard!
I was going to say that.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# yeah?
well there is no easter bunny!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# that' because this time
it's not anything famous. Just a little something I cooked up. It started life as a rainbow.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# *phew*
I thought for a second there I wasn't actually a freakish autistic!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# An ipaq on drugs?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# good thinking
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Looks like a sunset over the ocean
with a giant boat.

Lully!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:28, archived)
# sort of
I was hoping to make it look like

www.b3ta.com/board/5715851 ish
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# It does indeed!
I likes it.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# It's a burst waterpipe, filling a room with water.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha
yes, yes! This! well, maybe not.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Sorry,
were you expecting me to carefully construct a clever and origional answer? It's not what I do...
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# nice one geezer
Woo coloursome
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# very nice
like looking at a mark rothco whilst wearing the rainbow glasses from the pound shop
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] after defeat by godzilla,
Gigan saw the light and began to use his ridiculously impractical tusk-hands to fight evil as part of the A-Team.

B.A.-"no you can't drive the van fool you aint got no thumbs!"
edited for realsim
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# B.A, swearing?
I don't think so.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:29, archived)
# sorted
sorry, i did not mean to bring his name into disrepute
*hands glass of milk*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to fluff world


sorry
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# a ha ha ha ha
clickety clickety click
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
# haha...I can't remember who made this for me :(
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#
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# too late
for fluffeh tiem?

(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# he's
a lully jolly spidey! woo!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# It's fluffy week!
Compo it!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# ^This times 38.383329
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#
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# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# huzzah and what a wonderful compo!
im tempted to have hoards of hoodies helping grannys across the road.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:20, archived)
# love it!

(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Like, jinkies, Scooby!

Not sure if this fits the compo.
Hmm - anyway, click for a bit bigger.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# It kinda fits,
Woo bloody yay, for the hummus!
Houpla too!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# "'ee, I'd be wanderin' the street without me pills if it wasn't for you kids"
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey kids, are you all having a good time!
Skipping from napalm
Skipping from napalm
My plug: the politically incorrect alphabet.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# shit, someone beat me
great minds eh?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# wow
she really fucking hates skipping

either that or her magenta underwear
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# "My knickers look like a cock!"
"Damn those b3tans!"
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Adds more reality
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# adds even more realism
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# by increasing compression?

(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:27, archived)
# haha
was i really that subtle?

spot the meme and win a jaffa cake
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# TEH
QUO!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# reality sucks
Running from a wave
You want more realism? I thought reality was the problem.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:45, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
top!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# piddle
This whole thread is soooo fucking wrong i did a lil piddle in my pants
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# My Sunday School Teacher Sense is tingling...
Vicar-Man,Vicar-Man
Reads the Bible whenever he can,
Christens a child, baptises a man,
Drives around in a Jesus van,
DA-NA, here comes the Vicar-Man.



The dog collar wasn't shopped originally, but the silly mask thing covered it. Yes, it's me. Unfortunately.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# That's anti-fluff.
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#
It's not a compo entry.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Okay then.
This picture which is not a compo entry is anti-fluff.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
#
Better!

I should've learnt by now not to post silly things at New Compo time...
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Thankyou!
Very nice picture by the way, even if it does scare me.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# To be honest
It scares me, and I made it.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] simple and symoblic entry


/might offend some religious types....


(teh bonus)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# indeed
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# Hey Lennon,
you misspelt symbolic.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Nope, he spelt symoblic correctly.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# No,
he forgot the "v".

Sarcasm
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# /edit
Well that was obvious. Now I feel a bit thick.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# bah
people use "teh" all teh time so i thought i'd start mucking up other words

*shifty eyes*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Yaaaaaay!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Not really
if these people didn't have religious activities to meaningfully fill their time, they'd just devolve to chavs due to boredom.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# has mental images
of chav churches and that...

might be a good compo title? if chavs ruled the world?

or has that bean dunn?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# It has.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 17:14, archived)
# oooh
deep

'night peeps
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# How very true
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# hooray for this^
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:20, archived)
# oddly enough
my 6 year old suggested yesterday that people gave up religion for lent. He reckoned there'd be less wars!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:22, archived)
# woo
your six year old has it sussed

/edit - OMG U R MILF AICMFP WTF
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# haha
thank you.

My son does talk a scary amount of sense for his age. I love the way he puts his teachers on the spot sometimes. He's questioning chap..just the way children should be.
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# dude...
you are so classy...
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# Hahahaha!
You have an extremely intelligent 6 year old.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# *saves*
Very useful for elsewhere forums...
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[challenge entry] even then books would be different :)
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# your on a roll tonight.
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# it's the ultimate compo :)
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# awww
that is teh fluff alright, so fluffeh i want to be a korean and eat it
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# awwwww
 
woo, and yay!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# yay!
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# Ha ha.lovely
*strokes*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# wonderful,
nice review.
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#
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# WOO!
"clickety click click!"
That is most excellent!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Woo!
I don't know what canard means but woo anyway!
*click*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# take an educated guess.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# canard is the french
for duck

comprendé?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha!
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# Arf/chuckle
Woo too!
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# Ha!
took me 3 refreshes to get it though.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# haha, very good.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# pffft
HONK!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Super!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# That kind of hair
should get a novelty prize.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# i like richard and judy.
altho why the fuck toyah wilcox was on it talking about punk is anyones guess.
and that is most wooh.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# toyah wilcox will appear on anything to talk about anything
AICMFP
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# gah
i still don't know what the hell emo sounds like
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# a kid with floppy hair
crying
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# *buys*
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# i think that the empty speech bubbles represent the emptyness of their thoughts
*has a Ken Korda moment*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Word to Big Bird
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# word.
wotcha mate
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# hello,
you coming to the bash?
should see you there if you are.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# should be
:)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# blingin'
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Lighten up
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# *sends to Cosa Nostra connections*
me like
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Yay! fancy dress!
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I just found the cd with my photo's of the Xmas fancy dress darts night at the local!
..I'm the one in the dress on the left.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
# wow cartoonland.
is it like roger rabbit or are you allowed to live amongst us 3Ders?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Yup..
We have to sit in our own "special" bar for "special people".. Luckily i live in the country so there's quite a few of us "Special" one's!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Yes.
Your all queer.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] In teh fluufy tiem world
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 22:58, archived)
# i'm loving this compo!
^ definitely needs a big *BOING*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)
# hehehe
and i agree with mushroom, an animation would be awesome.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)
# hehe
awsome!

all this fluff is making my hangover go away, thankyee to everyone :)

/fluffs
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# haha
animate it HARD!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Inaugeration of teh President of teh UFA*

*United Fluffeh Amerikas
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Does he promise more hugs?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I sure hope so.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Not just hugs
also snuggles :)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# *likes*
overgrown hedgehogs YAY!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)

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