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# Brother in cat beastiality shocker


the cat wasn't sure about the smell
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:17, archived)
# poor man!
hes only got half an arm and a tiny cock!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)
# lacking in girth
but makes up in length
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)
# and dexterity
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Finger?
Or Herta Frankfurter?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:50, archived)
# He's gett'n his pussy.

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:04, archived)
# you rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woot!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Say what ya see
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Magenta Swine Globe!
AICMFP
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:15, archived)
# globe
trotter!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:16, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Africa?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I guess the rain's down there
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Jamaica?
etc
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# pig
world
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Is it
Giant Pigs ear covers France?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I know.. it's a
fuck of you cheating cunt
AICMFP
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)
# eye-vory coast
look!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)
# hmm
curious rotating world encompassing porcinity in action here.

this global porker's too hard, and so is the punchline.

*edit* oh crap, I'm both slow and blind! excellent one
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Worlds first organic sex toy gets celebrity backing...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I'm the scatman!
bee ba ba bada bo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:12, archived)
# and to think he sang it to kids.......!?
(and wasnt there one called "scatland"?)
haha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:16, archived)
# haha
but wrong!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
So very wrong.
--
And yet so very right





--
Wibbles hard at the very thought.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)
# OMG!
wrong wrong wrong!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)
# i aim to please
;-)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)
# The boss has just asked me why I'm crying!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# I suppose this has probably been done a millionty times but...
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edit: in process of converting into jpeg *silly paint shop pro*

edit: done and done
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
waffle!

please optimize a little so i can love it again YAY!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:58, archived)
# hahahaah
that made me chuckle
nicely done!
good duck!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Arf!
That be woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:02, archived)
# haha i love your username
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha!
That wins.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:07, archived)
# people should take more care
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Of warning signs
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Thomas

the Wank Engine?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# he doesn't look happy
about where-ever his next journey will take him/
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Maybe it's the Tunnel of Chocolate Love.
Or the Yeasty Bread Factory.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# ha ha


*barfs*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Didn't Joel Veitch almost get sued for doing that?
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:51, archived)
# for using one of those?
how odd!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Yes, he got caught by the Dildo Police.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I shall comfort myself with the word
'almost'.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
*k lick*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# is it real?
not that I want one you understand...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahha
the comment made me larf
*giggles*


*in a manly way*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)
# like?
HAR HAR HAR?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:09, archived)
# look i did another graffitti one
a lovely prize for the one who can tell me what it says



this weeks prize is a small piece of tree bark that slightly resembles a one eared bart simpson

good luck
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)
# ohh fuck it
.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)
# it says redex
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# PIZZA!
I win
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# it still says redex
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)
# No
It says circle, half a square, and most of a triangle, within a folded piece of paper with a chalk line across it.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:06, archived)
# you've won
a small piece of tree bark that slightly resembles a one eared bart simpson
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:10, archived)
# I'd like to thank my family, the Rand Corporation, a small pigeon, the TV people, my hairdresser
But most of all I would like to thank myself hard, every night.

While watching Roseanne.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I like this redex
it's cute
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)
# still there!
woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)
# ouch!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)
# reminds me of my current favourite insult.
I hope your next shits a hedgehog
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. May I use this?
it perfectly describes my feelings towards some people I know.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:54, archived)
# yes go ahead
spread the love :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Imagine getting the puffa in a relaxed state
...straight outta the box and straight into the, er, box. Imagine your sheer fecking horror when the puffa decided it wanted to get mad...

*runs for the mindbleach*



(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)
# BAKE ME A CAKE WOMAN!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I'll bake you a cake
when you suck my...ooh shit, forgot we were in public. Sorry.

*embarrassed coughing*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)
# sorry, I'm a profile reader and it sprang to mind

I am in no way sexist and would gladly bake you a cake in return
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)
# That's cool
A fair exchange of buns is fine with me ;-)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:14, archived)
# why
oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
i love her expression...!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Fish!!!
*clicked*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:02, archived)
# its that time again!
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:42, archived)
# pa paap papa pa pa paa paaaa
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:44, archived)
# P A R T WHY?


because i've got to MR!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)
# thats a lovely hat
yay!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
bloody weird, just downloaded Tequila by terrorvision and this is on the board as it plays
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# it was fate i tell
you!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
# *grabs bottle of tequila*
*realises is teetotal*



*drinks own piss instead*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)
# i think id rather drink
the tequila thanks!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)
# YES!
I feckin' love tequila!
I'll have some tomorrow night at a booze up with my mates
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)
# good!
i shall be having some tonight in my union bar!
hazzah!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Hurrah!!
You are the king of political satire. You are, in fact Mark Thomas for the new generation.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
Excellent.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Booked and marked, thanks!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:51, archived)
# nice!~
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I like Tony Blair!
*ducks*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
#
*chickens*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Your profile says :
"I'm a Psychology student in Cardiff "

don't you mean patient ?

:-) (please note smiley)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)
# haha
it was said semi-ironically. Its just the more biting satire I see,
the more sorry I feel for the bloke, I wouldn't want to be him.
Strangely I don't feel that way towards Bush though, it's
probably just some sort of lefty sentimentality.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
*awaits viral*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Who's this?

It's not exactly hard is it? But it has been a while!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Andy Kappa?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:38, archived)
# You sir...
can claim your five pounds!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Thanks muchly...*yoinks*
Quick - To the pub! I can buy 1.66 pints of Guinness!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:40, archived)
# arf!
..
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Do the Frying Pan Spang!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Nice!
I could watch that for hours!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Woo
to this being so clean and <250k!

(needs more spong eyes though)

/edit:
But it already looks most nice. Hurrah!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)
# never fucking happy
are you?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Haha sorry!
I'll try to be more fluffy :)

Woo to everything! (But especially this!)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Yay!
Bobbleheads!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)
# that is rather hypnotic
woo-o-oo
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Nice!
TJ: Anyone else using FireFox and getting their mem usage close to 1/2 gigabyte?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
# when it's using that much it means
"switch off the internet, you've seen it all".

Firefox is a bit slapdash with its memory allocation when it comes to tabs, sessions and so on. Any video plugins and extension's you have running will add to it too (just running a quicktime file adds the whole running version of quicktime into firefox's memory - so there's 30Mb to start with)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Are you on 1.0.x or 1.5.x?
I hear 1.5 hogs the memory rather a lot.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:43, archived)
# it's always hogged memory for me on my pc.
but the pc doesn't complain.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Haha mine neither!
A gig just about covers everything.

But apparently the way 1.5 speeds up forwards/backwards history browsing is by saving what all the pages looked like in memory. And it needs a fair bit of memory to do that.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:54, archived)
# 1.0
It's just sucky to have to restart it.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Mine does that all the cocking time.
Close all firefox windows, start a-fucking-gain.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Hit the n00b
:D excellent work wonchop
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They were all the rage
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for a bit in the 70's.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Seems, Madam?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# here's the biscuit
go on, take it
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# a waffer
thin slice?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Actually
rethinking:

"Don't mind if I do. Ta."
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Argh!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Actually
I think that pic of Sir Sean is from The Russia House...




/Ahem
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Well...
Oddly, no: it's just a prazzi shot. The reason for using it was that there seems to be an odd dearth of profile shots.

Anyway... he'll always be Bond, won't he? (Though I prefer Moore, personally :) )

This is the source for the big fella.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Ace!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Oh My!~
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# More of this!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Yes
much more
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)
# haha Great!
I like this! *clicks*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Crumbo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# i like the little sticky hand
looking thing!

woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# i
would
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Woo!
That so shouldn't be sexy
...
but it is!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Ace! and...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:29, archived)
# That woman's got legs
all the way up to her...

uh, other leg.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Don't know if I'd like to meet her in a public toilet
but it would be fun finding out...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:42, archived)
# that's art
that is
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
# thats stupendous
Woo Yay Houplaa
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Woo!
Reminds me a bit of

no apols for size :@ )
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
# crikey
a life size picture of kylie!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)
# don't exaggerate.
She's not really that tall.
:@ )
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Gives me teh fear
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:58, archived)
# looks like a sexy version of the "Rubber Johnny" book
woo
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Sorry

I couldn't think of anyone else to shove these huge pegged lips onto. Sorry again.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Looks oddly familiar.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# RIS?
Ah doon't gerrit.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:30, archived)
#
I don't get the silly cunt's face either
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)
# That's a bit good.
But I'd much prefer him to live up to his name... has anyone done Pete BURNT yet?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Resistance is fertile!
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Nanotechnology has restored the sight of blind rodents, a new study shows.
After injecting the hamsters with a solution containing nanoparticles, the nerves re-grew and sight returned.
Original article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4801728.stm
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# so in a few years time...
hamster borg!!!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Still my fave JP2 shop.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)
# awwww, thanks Gramps!~
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)
# I thought this was a compo entry.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha BDSM..........H?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# haha
cute
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# The shields cannot handle another attack!!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)
#
Velorek placed this device in Moya to prevent pregnancy. Crais was working on an experiment to create a Peacekeeper Leviathan gunship but Velorek felt this was wrong and he made a contraceptive shield to keep it from happening. Several cycles later, D'Argo unintentionally removed the shield, allowing Moya to conceive Talyn.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:17, archived)
# is that what happened?
i'm beginning to remember that ozzie star trek. The lass off that was on an episode of stargate a while back

*geek*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# nicely done madam
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Nike's new sponsor was surprisingly unsucessful.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:09, archived)
# you're not an athlete.
/obvious
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:10, archived)
# ^
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edit: happy b3taday btw M4SHED :D
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:12, archived)
# that is nice
dear
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# lol
it's that whole rabbit tennis thing :D
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)

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