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# Post office issue new first day cover
British post office catch the celebrity bug ;-)

'Jade

Get in quick.. ;-)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I have seen
too much.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha
what a mong
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# It's a good job you don't have to lick them any more!


(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# christ!
didn't someone say she's a pin up model?
What's the world coming to? Not her, I hope!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:13, archived)
# no no no....
pin up? more like pinned down (by riot police)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Not "pin-up model" -
Voodoo doll.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Least she
gets paid for being a stupid monger, unlike the rest of us.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:21, archived)
# w00t
She is in my local WHsmiths on Friday. I'll print it off and show her that and see what she thinks (and maybe hide it from my parents in the mean time.). Thanks
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Interview?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:23, archived)
# you in the boro too?
feck - you must live in pboro too then - i'm keeping well out of town when that mong arrives!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Shes so nasty.
Dear god why?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to be...
dead before you appear on a stamp...unless you mean brain dead...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:17, archived)
# My latest creation asks....
What if Bullet Bill was a Transformer?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Me
likem!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha
that am all of the fabness
Woo Yay!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Rock!
(Incidentally there's a Transformers called Landbullet.)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Is that on the new series?
'Cause the only ones I remember are Optimus, Hotshot and some other guy.....
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# It's in Galaxy Force.
In the English dub (Cybertron) he's called Crumplezone.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Ahhhh Curis
What won't you say?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Er,
"I know all about the ladies"?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Oh Huzzah!
What a pleasant pheasant
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Megatron!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# haha
hurrah for megatron!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:18, archived)
# nice stylee
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Erm
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Needs more spacking
Woo!
/edit: like this:
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Wahey
.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# erm
what? is that me?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Pomegranite, surely?
(Depending on how you spell pomegranite)

EDIT: Though, I have to say I wasn't expecting it.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Onion
not pomegranite
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# so
is it me?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# yes
you like, very much yes!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# arf
thanks!
*saves*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# It is? Oooh.
What's the cross thingy? Hot cross onion?

Hot cross bunion?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Boy, I didn't expect that.
Or even understand it.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Fethuh


Igorth do not 'Tetht the printhiple!'.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:57, archived)
# yeth, itth a fethuh.
nithe fethuh.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Here we go then...


I'm starting to really enjoy Microsoft Expression/Acrylic... about a year after everyone else.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# I hope
Everyone is still sending these to the BBC. (Teh Ambulances)
[email protected] subject Photo Competition
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Ah
I didn't know that's where this bandwagon came from :)
Now I finally have a source pic
/edit: the page to download from is here for anyone else struggling to find it
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Didn't know there was a competition on
of course I'll enter it!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Poor
BBC
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Don't forget there's a PRIZE!!
a crap prize
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# scoff not at the 64K memory stick
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I'm going to put Sabre Wulf on it, when I win it - obviously
and I'll still have 16K spare
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# -
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Needs more ambulance.
and speed. But still woo! Prezzers drowning can only be good.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:52, archived)
# needs more lead weights ...
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# He's dancing rather in tune
to Fad Gadget here
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# splish splash
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Cats can't resist a fish on a stick
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# No mace?
it looks very excited
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Ha
brilliant eyes. Woo!

On a completely separate note, I just susained a bruise on the head. Our living room door is a bit dodgy, and I was trying to open it, pressing the handle down as far as it would go and tugging on the door. At which point the door sprung open, hit my head, bounced off my foot and got stuck shut again. I went out the other door :-\
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# is that
GMOS's cat?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# impossible!
Dog of Shoes would not approve


woo to pic, twb ;)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# As would Sister Mary of Shoes
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:53, archived)
# nice lens flare
the filtrest of filters
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:54, archived)
# a PSP one fershur
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Accurate sir
:)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# beautiful
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Haha I was waiting for that one ;)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:56, archived)
# arf!

(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:57, archived)
# HONK!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# well
two can play at that game ;)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:00, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# OH NOES!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# I leave you guys for five minutes
and I come back and have to see my fucking chops on the board
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Odd eyes? Check?
Odd teeth? Check?

Animated? No.

=No FP
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Awwww
Fluff.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
# as the board has now gone COMPLETELY NUTS

Have a photograph of my recent trip to France, a place that I have never been.

Have a nice random!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I hate it when people respond to weird stuff saying it's random
but I do like your pic
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# thank ye :)
yeah, and to be truthful, I'm trying to work towards the most "work of the nuthouse" as I can possibly do.

But I think I'd need to be a proper artist to do that, instead of some munter who quite literally found a really nice felt tip pen down the back of a radiator.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# maybe if you ate the felt tip....
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# it has tasty felt tip nutrition
but then I'd have to wait for it to pass through my tract before I could use it again.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# nah
that's just your brains talking now ;)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:56, archived)
# hmm, brains
Eat the brains of geniuses and become smarter.

At the very least I'd be able to spell the plural of genius.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:02, archived)
# If b3ta ran the FA
I imagine it would look like this

(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Arsenal won then
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# 5 - 0
The one on the far right is loving it to be fair.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Pffft!
is the noise I imagine it made
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Needs more rendered unfolding satellite dishes
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# No
It bloody doesn't!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# What, even if it's been ever-so-slightly modified since the last time?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# that cup
would sure look better if it was made of glass, and possibly in another shape
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Poo!


This just can't compete with that last post!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# theres no need for that

really?

is there?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# no! NO NO NO NO NO NO!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Thank you

rescued by teh fluff
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# dude
awwwwwww
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# i think it had to be done
did you ever get my card?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# haha yes!
It's on my wall :D

I kept meaning to thank you dearly but it slipped my mind many times
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# hurrah!
lots of people didn't get theirs );
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# oh noes!
That is a bit sad
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# aww so much fluff
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Dux!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I knew it!
It's been deliberately crawling under my foot the whole time!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# This is a massive file!
Can someone run it through a compressor for me? (I haven't got one)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
300K!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# if you can make an anim
there'll be a way to compress... have a look here
lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
in the meantime here's a 70kb version
www.b3tards.com/uploads/poo_2358.gif
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Cheer!
Ta much very
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# that's a shit animation
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# ^^^ this
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# love you too!
:)

EDIT: Oh, I get it!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# just stating a fact, y'know
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# it is
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# That is shit.
Moving along the floor.
woo!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# needs more...

flash flash
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Beware!
This image is seriously vile and totally NSFW
Don't click if you feel sick easily
and it's dedicated to mugatu, so there's something different to look at ;)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
#  
 
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
#  
  
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# eww eww ew ew ewwwwww
very burger breath
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# haha
I suppose it is!
Oh, I miss him around here...
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# I miss some of his stuff
but not that some of it :D
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# shitting christ
on a bike!
wtf?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Well...
That ain't right.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# I was eating a sandwich when I clicked on that
thank god I'm not right or that would have warped me.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# bleugh
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# it is indeed seriously vile
so i'm really wondering why you posted it.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# I made it a week or 2 ago
and didn't plan to at the time, but I just remembered it.
And don't say I didn't warn you!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# what possessed you

and how long did you spend staring at it in Photoshop?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I was doing some nude shops
and I saw this pic so had a go at mutating it. That's all.
I think I've shocked more b3tans than ever before with this!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# my god
needs more ambulance/dog
and the quo
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Yuck!


(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Hello
Why do you have a lot of PJ albums on your board sig?

Oh wait, I see it now...pffft
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I knew someone would get it.


(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# oh my!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# That looks like the cover of a Cannibal Corpse album
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Argh!
What the purple corrugated fuck is that?!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# I'm sure mugatu will love it
...? You weirdo :)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# no time to spellcheck
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# EVERYONE BLAME RIK

(;
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# haaaaway and shite!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# *sits on lap*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# geddoff!
women give me the creeps

edit: and stiffies of course
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# you wait until next time

although i'm sure your missus could 'ave me
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# "have", eh?
COR YES!

*rubs hole in trousers*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# that too


you kinky sort
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# So how many 'wagons are currently rolling?
I know the ambulance one,what is this doggy one and are there more?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# don't forget the
old lady being fisted
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# hahahah
I nearly choked on my sainsbury's waffle sandwich!

which is not the way I want to go.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# *is shamed*

Ah, cockbits.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# geek time
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# For a new guy,
you ain't half bad. Woo.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# surely this was
how the universe was created

by god?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# woo ma intarnetz have crasht
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# nice work
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# it`s looking good so far
but it`s downloading at about 0.4K/s here
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# so it is this what is slowing things down then
my pooter is not borked then.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# only just downloaded
and it`s not a crazy file size

it`s really good actually! very nice indeed

.. maybe tinypic`s clamped a bandwidth throttle on it
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# I`ve uploaded it over to warren`s arse:
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:50, archived)
# "Will 3 screens be enough Captain?"

"I think they'll be just fine..."
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# ohnoes!
now i need to find a fourth bandwagon to hop on, to top this :s
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# You really don't have to, you know
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
#
I leave the B3TA board for two days and this is what happens!? It's worse than 4chan.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# well...
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# I don't know why
But this is ace!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# yesh
I was waiting for that one ;)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Bandwagons are easy to hop on


But knowing when to stop is hard.. 8=(
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# you don't need to stop
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
#
stop start
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:31, archived)
# But only if you use the right ambulance ;)
I like your name btw. The old kingdom series rules.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Can't find the right pic! :<
Yeah great books eh :o
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# The Adventures of Wormdy
I gone done birthed an animation...

Clicky for much flash insanity

boooom
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:19, archived)
# most qualitastic.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# that am all of the woo
bravo, rather :)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# you
*are* utterly fucking insane.

and i love you.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Very odd.
I like it. Have a click!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# fabulous!
is that your voice? Are you American?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Haha
Yes and no. I just discovered a crazy accent lying around and thought I'd use it.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
o.k!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# This is me in
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

satis






faction
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:23, archived)
# I think I love Wormdy.
Great stuff there. Loving the isotopes and marmalade.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# heheh
What the hell sort of accent is that?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I like Wormdy
Ace stuff. Have you links boarded it for the newsletter?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# *sproinks*
I have now!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Brilliant
Just simply brilliant.

/clicks it HARD
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Isotopes and marmalade!
and of course, ocean-floored, salt-encrusted clams...

(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Lovely!
*goes to Belgium*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# lovley stuff
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# great stuff
boom boom
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# oh lord thats nuts
*has strange need to visit partybasket.com*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
#
Make it stop!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Bloody smashin!
Have a well deserved WOO!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# that's
just incredible.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# yay i like this too
it's crazy!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# *Smoke from ears*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# That gets my 2nd ever wyh
from like years back and stuff.


(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:56, archived)
# woah
that so random :|
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:54, archived)
# truly wonderful
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Saturday night
It's pants but never mind
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Haha
woo!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# hahahaha
this is excelent

now do the macarena!!
woo yay
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# *Does a little dance*
*Makes a little love*
*Gets down tonight*
*Gets down tonight*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# yay
*dances*
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# saturday night!

Time to DANCE the night away!
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# question time


(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:14, archived)
# that's
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Savoury.
Simple. Woo.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:15, archived)
# You must
be shrooming
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:16, archived)
# You are the HSBC signs that fucking insist on pissing me off in Heathrow
AICMFP
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:16, archived)
# erm
the cherry is sweet and the mushroom savoury, which I guess you knew.
And?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:18, archived)
# I think this is rude
Is the first about virginity and the second about bellends?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:21, archived)
# have you got cock on the brain
from all that casting?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Nah, I've always been filthy in the head
My first joke, age 5:

What's green and smells? Kermit's bum!

Hahaha
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# heh
:)
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Hand job

Now only if he had some customers.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# he'll be going circles
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Lazy animation
is the production of seductive boredom.

Hmm, seductive boredom, something to toy with
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Woo!
*Threadjack*

I can't stop myself!


(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Me like
I'm sure we can work one in.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:15, archived)
# callooocallaaay
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Thanks.
...I think.

In honour of what's on ITV right now, have another pearoast:



No really: I can't stop doing ambulances... I think I have a problem.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Mmm... frabjous...
That magenta young whippersnapper's quite the gymnast - any more proper neato moves in the repertoire?
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

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