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This barbecue looks like a LAZAR i mean satellite lol

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:30, archived)

That's no BBQ......

(moondust, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:31, archived)

LOL WTF BBQ

why am i up so early???

the one below is ace and reminds of something you might get on a tony hawk game

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:32, archived)

then you deserve a

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:40, archived)

LOOK IT USES REALISTIC FUTURE TECHNOLOGY.

AND MORE SATELLITES.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:11, archived)

Nice work!

Is that a usb connector on the front?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:17, archived)

Looks like a tray to hold sandwiches

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:18, archived)

IT'S A FYOOTCHER LAZAR LOL

ITS MADE OF FUTURE METALS THAT RESIST BULLITS LOL

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:23, archived)

technically impractical

etc etc

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:33, archived)

LOL HAHA teh jokes on YOU cuz its

teh apollo 15 lunar rovar lol!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:35, archived)

yeah?

and are they still using it?

no.

Impracticality stands.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:41, archived)

LOL HAV u ben to TEH MOOOOOON?

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:43, archived)

yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:59, archived)

Than YOU need teh THIS

teh THIS

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 8:02, archived)

.. flufeeh time oh yes it is fluffeteh time oh yes it is ...

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OneOfSome, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:04, archived)

hmm...

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d d, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:02, archived)

i wish

it was fluffeh time

i've just written my whole dissertation :|

in a night!

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SteelPriest, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:02, archived)

Eat 'em!

woo to recursion!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:27, archived)

ahhhhhhhhh

but yes, Big Brother is watching you.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:15, archived)

yay!

MOWWW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:24, archived)

awwww...

needs more ear.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:25, archived)

I've been tempted to 'shop his ear back in photos

but then he'd look quite a lot less mad, bad and dangerous to know.

'tis me gus and he is vere lully

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:51, archived)

The sun is shinin!

Jumps on lil ol bandwagon with minimal skill

Be gentle, my first 'shop - and yes I have no idea of perspective.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 2 May 2006, 5:02, archived)

this was my best effort

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:34, archived)

nicely done

i appear to have missed a very random bandwagon this weekend

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:07, archived)

Well, it's a BBC competition or something.

(schrumpfen, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:12, archived)

vrrrrmmm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:16, archived)

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:26, archived)

hehehehe

what has the baby llama got in its mouth?

(moondust, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:30, archived)

A rather large joint, if I remember rightly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:32, archived)

cool

(moondust, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:35, archived)

Kippers on saltine crackers

with black pepper and Tobasco.

Bring it on, bitches? What's the best late night snack?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 2 May 2006, 4:58, archived)

Mallomars

but I shouldn't be eating in my room anymore as I have fucking silverfish. One just crawled up my leg. I smushed it with a glass and watched through the bottom while it was tore it asunder as I gently rotated the cup. I feel no remorse.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:14, archived)

that's a good one

I'm having chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:15, archived)

a ham and cheese

waffle sandwich.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:15, archived)

you've almost got yourself

a Monte Cristo, there.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:28, archived)

whoa. i didnt know such a thing existed.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:47, archived)

Holy Crap!

I had one of those in Bennigans bar last night before work, it was hardcore!

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Weasel13, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:17, archived)

penut butter and jelly

on two big brownies
/heart attack/

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:26, archived)

Bacon, bacon, bacon.

and onion chutney.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:39, archived)

Poon Tang.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:11, archived)

^ this

(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Tue 2 May 2006, 8:17, archived)

I read that as Pete Tong!

I need another day off.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 8:29, archived)

Im so handsome

members.optusnet.com.au/~eelnek/mypic19.gif

(xaniac, Tue 2 May 2006, 4:57, archived)

As it's slow ...

I nearly ran over this guy coming into the carpark at work:

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 May 2006, 4:43, archived)

awww

only a matter of time before he's vectored

he really is a sharp looking guy, though, isn't he?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 May 2006, 4:54, archived)

Just sat there while I got the camera out and took some photos

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 May 2006, 4:57, archived)

weird, maybe

it's because he was

BEING BUMMED!!!!
EDIT: sorry, I couldn't resist

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:10, archived)

*sigh*

Good old b3ta,
it's not just there for the clever photoshops and subtle alteration,
it's also there for the crude things and magenta cocks!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 May 2006, 5:14, archived)

why are they magenta, anyways?

is it to avoid being racist?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:46, archived)

Am I lolz yet?

seriously, this is hilarious, right?
EDIT: All joking aside, where did this shitfest of unoriginality begin? When was this meme born?
EDIT(the sequel): nevermind this is where the bullshit started
actually kinda ironic, but taken waaaay to far

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 May 2006, 4:09, archived)

omg lol wtf rofl bbq

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 2 May 2006, 4:16, archived)

lol?

roflmao omgzors?
wtf, lmao brbymcnuttyfuckers jk ttfn.

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 May 2006, 4:17, archived)

Wait, I forgot

It's funny to make fun of people as well

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 2 May 2006, 4:24, archived)

Hahaha my god

that made me laugh really hard

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:27, archived)

Yes!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:28, archived)

this

is why i love b3ta

this and mocking disabled people

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SteelPriest, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:04, archived)

And scaring seniors

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:27, archived)

AAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHAH

first time on the board today, and I get this.

woo! to you..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:13, archived)

I wonder

waht the total pipe filling of this animation is now? Got to be a good few Gig

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 7:18, archived)

Foom!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:52, archived)

you are aware you're on b3ta right?

took all of a week to get over the novelty and realise i'd been sucked into a trap of never ending repetition
can't seem to leave though, not sure why :D

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 2 May 2006, 5:51, archived)

I often go to parties and criticise people's furniture. I have no credentials in the world of furniture.

We are kindred spirits, you and I.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:38, archived)

Tsch

Everyone's an armchair critic.

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foop, Tue 2 May 2006, 8:28, archived)

Spotted during the massive protest here in LA today

(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Tue 2 May 2006, 3:41, archived)

pffft!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 May 2006, 3:55, archived)

haha!

(Darth Penders, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:06, archived)

Couldn't resist.

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 2 May 2006, 2:27, archived)

Bindun

but still a nice use of the bandwagon

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:28, archived)

Ambulance is

a new/alternative quo AICMFP

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 2 May 2006, 2:54, archived)

i must say

that this is one of the more intense episodes of bandwagonry i hath witnessed in my time at beethreetah (american prounciation).

(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Tue 2 May 2006, 3:17, archived)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

yay

*clickity click mclickens*

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Tikoloshe, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:11, archived)

It's a... It's...

Actually I have no idea what it is except bloody good

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:12, archived)

marvelous use of colors

have a grand old muffin

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 2 May 2006, 3:17, archived)

This one is for the BBC

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:55, archived)

March On Thine Mooses Of Monday

(rockstar2k, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:40, archived)

very thin trees in canada

woo yay
*clicks*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

Yay! that is cute.

BTW, the plural of Moose is Meese.

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Weasel13, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:59, archived)

meeses?

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Tikoloshe, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:03, archived)

heh

No, just Meese.

A bit like more than one Mouse is Mice, the word changes fully.

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Weasel13, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

I thought the plural of moose

was moose

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:13, archived)

this is correct

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:15, archived)

Nonsense

it's "mouse".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:37, archived)

Moooooose!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:03, archived)

pffft!

woos all around

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 2 May 2006, 3:17, archived)

(ekk the thief, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:02, archived)

And while I'm on the subject...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:40, archived)

humnz

shouldnt this be posted as a reply to your other post?

(rockstar2k, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

Prescott latest...

Full story

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:15, archived)

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 2 May 2006, 1:52, archived)

Your nickname amuses me

Therefore its wrong and must be changed

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:59, archived)

Which part

amuses you, Puro or mycin?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:04, archived)

yes it is funny

but i always lie

*apologies to any robots reading*

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SteelPriest, Tue 2 May 2006, 6:08, archived)

Toot toot

(Sypher_5, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:55, archived)

woo woo

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

hhahha nice !

I love it..

have some wooo!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

Oooh i do like that woo

more please.

(RetroUK My other sig is funny (and original), Tue 2 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

it was a work in progress that never got any progress

and I just found it.. I might keep working on these stuff. never thought they'd work well as animated gifs (it was supposed to be flash, with music and stuff) hehe

wooo!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

what

band is it?

(Ledger, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:35, archived)

Iron Maiden

and that's paul di'anno singing "killers"

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 5:40, archived)

Nick Cave?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 May 2006, 3:01, archived)

woo

i am disturbed by the second to last carriage though

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:16, archived)

somewhere

a small child is waiting for that urgent shipment of cdc

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:52, archived)

Where's that train taking that Magenta Cock?

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Darklord, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:19, archived)

Into

the tunnel of lurve

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:23, archived)

RPM?

I was given a sweetie today. The name just made me laugh.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:54, archived)

2 Bandwagons for the price of 1!

Sorry, couldnt help it

(RetroUK My other sig is funny (and original), Tue 2 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

there's a bandwagon behind this bandwagon

haha nice stuff

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:48, archived)

I don't see what all the controversy is about

I rather like this ambulance bandwagon. I think it's that guys face on the right that makes each and every 'shop special.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 2 May 2006, 0:52, archived)

Yep

(Hmmm, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:05, archived)

Lack of furtive

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 2 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

Y'right

fixed

(Hmmm, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:15, archived)

fixed you say?

but where's the shark? and where's the helicopter?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:53, archived)

omg

I think I've found it...

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eclecticshock, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:15, archived)

amazing t-shirt

LINK

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

Witchcraft!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 2 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

wow

thought it was ps at first..
awesome!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

clever stuff

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

Blimmy. That am great.

Are there any photos of her without the shirt on?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

Weyhey!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 2 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

Here

(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

I think the mirror attachment could be a bit cumbersome

a smaller mirror perhaps?

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

hahaha

Yeah, she should use her makeup mirror

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Weasel13, Tue 2 May 2006, 1:01, archived)

I like that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:52, archived)

grr it resized my browser

*shakes fist wildly at screen

(Ahoyhoy, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:27, archived)

it's quite woo

fecking expensive though.

I've thought about making my own.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:57, archived)

I'll be getting it done on my knuckles.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 2:59, archived)

haha

that's clever

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:45, archived)

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drunkenoaf, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:25, archived)

Hello

cocky toast

(Hmmm, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:25, archived)

There's a newletter request

Hack the Hello Kitty toaster's protective pattern heat shielding to reveal a cock, instead of a kitten. Return it to the store, and keep an eye on the local newspapers.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

rofls!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:28, archived)

thats on my to-do list now :)

(Hmmm, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:28, archived)

I'd buy a coky toaster

if they were out for sale.

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 2 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

I want that toaster so much

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 2 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

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