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# He's still really, really, rubbish.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# uhm, yeah.
This is way too big.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# wahey
it has been linked. flaming guns away!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
# no flaming
just nudging.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# 1.8Mb
For fuck's sake!

Edit: ta.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# It's my first time actually posting a picture on this board
Don't really know the rules for /main
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Learn the rules before posting
and to be fair you are pretty fucking annoying on /talk aswell.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Right, ok, will do.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Good boy.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:47, archived)
# oy
be nice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Truth hurts?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# It did, actually...
I didn't think I was annoying
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:55, archived)
# here
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# is ok we all have to learn somewhere
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Unleash the Board Nazis!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# unleash the mods
get this linked!

Punish ultra!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# hear hear
here here
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# This
will tinsel and everything.

1.8mb? A firing squad should sort this out very nicely.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# 1.8 fucking meg!!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# You are of low quality.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
#


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I agree
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:40, archived)
# yes its the shark
1814.97
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# best thing.
evar
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:40, archived)
# that's the biggest I've ever SEEN!
link it!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Have you considered puting this on YouTube?
Or suicide?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:47, archived)
# My new Swearing technique
You Fucktackter Wankydoodalle twattaker cnut
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Get to cunting shit
you pissy-knickered little cocksucker. I was into creative swearing while your mother was still giving hand relief to acne-ridden spacktards behind the bike sheds for her dinner money.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Ooooh
A swear contest.

/trys

bugger

/quits
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Have a mad aubergine...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:35, archived)
# You are of high quality.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Or, at the very least.
High
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Definitely
high. Hehehehehehehe
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
# woo
excellent
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Austin!
Good to have you back
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:46, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:35, archived)
# oh I get it now
well done
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Didn't want to miss my Tuesday to shine!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:34, archived)
# heheh
 
well, I like it.

Mofo.

woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Prescott saves the world!

That's no croquet ball...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# ... it's a mango
AICMFP
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:31, archived)
# you know what that needs
some floaty prescott gif action. Or just a cdc.

His bum is bigger than the fookin death star!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
# be my guest
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# not touched the tattyshop in a long time
but I will try
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Stand back.
That's über-turbo-super-parpulence!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:55, archived)
# New crisps for the big brother season?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I don't understand that
and I don't want to understand that.

Goodnight!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:11, archived)
# If she's a Porn Star
why aren't we being bombarded by naked pictures of her?

Woo to your hummus though
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Tiddly porn?

She's a woman from Big Brother, I think. The one that's about 35 but, because she's addicted to plastic surgery, looks about a hundred and twelvety-eight.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# not to mention the porn she did...
it was sloppy at best. the accents were rubbish, and about half way through she stops because one of her "vaginal lifts" falls out.

/pr0n critic
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I love how
people put "I think" because they feel guilty for knowing who Big Brother contestants are.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:35, archived)
# cos she's a munter ?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:31, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON



EDIT/ - did teh quo pose for this photo with this situation in mind? do they go on b3ta and start bandwagons? how many yen to the pound? what's the capital of belgium?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha!
this is the best 'wagon I've seen!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# ok
I've been at the pub. What's the deal here, in 15 words?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# the pub?
how long were you there for? don't you know that b3ta folk-lore states that...


"teh quo cause all the great disasters/tragedies in the world, and find it amusing?"

15 words! woo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# which disaster is this then?
I'm rather drunk and may have missed the point
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# well
im not sure it it counts as a disaster exactly. but seeing as those religious types bang on about the bloody thing, jesus being crucified is a bit of a tits-up
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# answers
maybe, maybe, 211 yen to £1 and Brussels
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Fucking supersonic!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# what
tha fook?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:45, archived)
# this explains it all
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:11, archived)
# haha
flobbadob
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
Mimsy
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:19, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Tres god
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Yay for eBay scammers!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Not to mention having the story printed
in the Daily Mail!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# ..
Scum Bag!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:09, archived)
# pffft
 
I did get a few chuckles out of that blog the other day.

What a twunt.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:55, archived)
# What a lovely couple
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Don't tell me,
They're from Cornwall.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:51, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# that am good
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Hush!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Bindun.
To death.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# And I thought
i was Mr.original.....Grrrr
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Nah, sorry.
You could always invent a time machine...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Bin dun


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:09, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Just cos
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Nah
Not as good as the WTC one.

Sorry.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Yea, that was top.
*reminisces*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Yay for disaster reflections
woo
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# animate it and enter ir for the banner compo...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# banner compo?
What banner compo?

Where am I?

I thought this was Allotments and Pigeon Fanciers UK Forum?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Incense and Peppermints
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Austin Powers
AICMFP
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Austin Powers
easy
[edit] Argh! mindpiss
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# yes
That famous b3tan. Passes you and WwWhw jaffa cakes.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I think he's been lurking recently
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# he's actually Puromycin
110% of fact.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I can't keep up with these crazy kids
and their board names anymore...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Self Explanatory
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# infortunately
i think she's gone of to bed
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# She?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# ha
its ALWAYS a "she"
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:35, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# you need a quo
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

cheers mugatu for the idea hehe
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# BRAW
all bandwagons are shit and so on and so forth
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Your pic is too small
and has not been posted enough times in a new thread.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Shurely shome mishtake?
Don't you mean "Anti Board-Nazi"?

/grammar nazi
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# I admire your name.
From a distance.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# actually i could see it being either way
as 'Anti' is a prefix not a proper word
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# It's
ExplanAtory

[edit] Well done

/spelling Nazi
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# *Explans a Tory*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# that's been outlawed in scotland

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# well, i'm not
infallible
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Non of us are
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# But you are indelible.
*nods*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah you know, i'll never go
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Board Police:
Stopping bandwith rape, IN YOUR AREA
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# NINJAS BEAT PIRATES
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

The next in the battle.

He's not a happy pirate.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# oooh
you're gonna get it

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Depends
on what I'm going to get.

;)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# get a room
!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Weird
Im making a web based game called Pirates Vs Ninjas in the same sort of vein as Urban Dead and Cities. I got a bit worried that it had already been done when I saw your sig then. Relived to see they are cartoons. Phew.

The ancient battle will all be decided there.

Its coming along, you cant do a lot yet bar wonder round. A few weeks and it will soon be ready.

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# thanks for the info!
any cooperation would be brilliant
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Cool
Once its done, working properly and polished up I'd be more than happy to link to your site. Ive bookmarked it. Can I contact you on email via the domain name?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:14, archived)
# of corse,
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# YARRR!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Pffft
Ninjas win every time.

:p
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# oh no they dont
how many times :P
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Well
Seeing as thats the third I've come up with, and there's another coming at some point.

You've managed one.

And the small matter of a website to show it all off on
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# which in my wreckoning is worth about 10
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Yeah, yeah...
Try and dig your way out of drawing cartoons, why don't you.

Don't get me wrong - fully indebted for the site build :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hey!
is that a racial comment, mister?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Who you calling mister?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:34, archived)
# new breakfast cereal


edit - oops should work now
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# redex flavour?
[edit] Woo
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOooooooe
 
edit: pffft!
Woo.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# also
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 4:30, archived)
# fatty
prescott
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:27, archived)
# MINDBLEACHMINDBLEACHMINDBLEACH
pass! QUICK! before the image is ingrained in my eyeballs!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Kleenex kleenex kleenex!
Before I blow my load onto the keyboard. Damn, that's hot.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Disturbing stuff :]
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Hmmm

Prolly bindun2
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# nice new Quoage
we'll be seeing that one again
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# x2
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahh
*clicks my own button
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Don't know what you mean
*saves* *shops*

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# lol!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Cunting excellent
you have made my night!

rapetastic work!

EDIT: *clicks imaginary button*

EDIT: *bums*

EDIT: *spacks with laughter*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Arf!
They're so happy.

EDIT: That's actually so fucking woo. Hardest I've laughed in a loooong time!

EDIT II: For the record, if there was a /click button I'd be clicking it.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:24, archived)
# I so nearly put it as a new message
an' all,but the nazis are about
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# ha
indeed
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Genie
Arse
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Excellent.
*detects bandwagon approaching*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# it's coming faster than a t'sunami baby!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# *gushes*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# I love you
...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
....





Pffft.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out :(
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# ha ha
*clicks own forehead*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Yay for all new quo action
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# faster!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# quicker
erer
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# who?
good scribble out action on the "R" btw!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Word.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Microsoft out to kill jpeg
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# naaah no chance babes
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# night night pet
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Ha ha
I just knew that was coming
night
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# night
schweeti
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# night night
sleep tight
and I can't be arsed with any more of this poem

:)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# right
That'll happen.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# partial case of pram & toys
and also some patent squatting by someone who isn't them

yay for increasing ip munted societies
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# well, f**k that particular sock hard.
if it's anywhere as wank as WMV, peeps shall vote with their shift+S
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# sounds like a good idea to me
I dont know why people just have to say the obligatory anti MS stuff. I wouldn't mind better compression ratios that's for sure.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# OH FER FF....
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:06, archived)
# MORE CHIN'S
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# SHIT!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# than a chinese phonebook?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# MORE APOSTROPHE'S
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# BANANA'S
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:02, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha
soup-herb!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I laughed
I'm going straight to hull, damn it :/
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:03, archived)
# YES!

you are the first official reciever.

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# cries
it's coming true already!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# HOLD UP!

248.22 kB !!! MAKE IT SMALLER BEFORE YOU GET CUNTED IN THE FUCK HANG ON WHY AM I Shouting ahh that's better.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# and thats the second time he's posted it!
SPANG!


FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# i yam a nazi
and i fecking love it (:
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# done
apologies.
ill repay you in love.
can i have a badge saying "I was nearly killed by a board nazi!"

pleases.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# good lord sorry, wrong one, optimised it
honest hun!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# who you callin' hun???

*folds arms*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
#
sorry 'mam
*RUNS*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# KILL THE BASTARDS!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

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