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# RPS
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:07, archived)
# RPS
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:09, archived)
# That blows.



see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:12, archived)
# ^ this
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:13, archived)
# that@s ,ore like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:09, archived)
# that's your mum that is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:09, archived)
# They look like they are waiting for 2 frisky volunteers to climb aboard...
That or they are making love to the invisible couple from next door
(duck_p0rn, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:10, archived)
# I like the way
that the female is modestly wearing a bra
While a sprog dangles from her fleshy quim-lips.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:12, archived)
# just working some bile out of my system from earlier

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:54, archived)
# always good to see Will Selfobsessed on the board
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:57, archived)
# i hate that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:58, archived)
# his face looks like a flesh mask
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:02, archived)
# hahah
they are all so talented...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:30, archived)
# RPS SUNDAY.
My mate on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# THAT'S SOME HOT SEXY PISS RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# woo/yay
hello SSG
Do you remember me
I was shit and still am
(smoglane!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:48, archived)
# sandy fuckin goblin
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:49, archived)
# hello my little sexpot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:56, archived)
# my sister cut my hair today
she did a terrible job
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:58, archived)
# tuna
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:00, archived)
# IT'S NOT A TUNA!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:01, archived)
# he is a ferret


this is my ferret?


whatever he says
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:02, archived)
# alaska
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:02, archived)
# he sucked my cock
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:52, archived)
# right off
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:54, archived)
# he ruined it for all other sketches
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:58, archived)
# he smells like wee wee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:54, archived)
# RPS:
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Your cat has eye mucus.
A good owner would pick the cat's eye mucus for it. And eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:01, archived)
# I LOVE MICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:02, archived)
# argh!
where's a tsunami when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:00, archived)
# oooh you're so Feisty!!!


*edit.. sorry i read it as Tsurani
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Is it Real Post Spuntday already?
It is? Marvelarse

Taken in Finland:



Just after sunset, just before sunrise.
(UTB, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# You get points for comedy timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# sky, tree, water
never seen those before.

Thank the Lard Cheesus Crust for RPS.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:44, archived)
# I officially hate RPS.
/The *OFFICIAL* JMG party stance on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:44, archived)
# aaah, we appear to have rustled up the RPS crew.
Let's all sit back and enjoy photos from around the world. It's so much easier to hit f5 than to go to the national geographic site and see much better picutres.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:44, archived)
# i don't know why everyone gets so riled up about real photographs
i think they're cool

and if they're not,

well gosh darn it, you had to see a boring picture for a second.
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:52, archived)
# They take up vital space
that could be filled with monkeys eating their own spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:54, archived)
# YES
Amen to that
(duck_p0rn, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)
# It's one of those time and place things.
I love jokes that use the word 'cunt' a lot, but I make a point of telling them to the right audience. Similarly, lots of people like holiday snaps but they'd get a better response posting them on holidaysnaps.com.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:59, archived)
# i saw a big sign the other day
for help wanted in certain job positions, and one of the things they needed was people to work at the counter, but someone took out the O so it said "wanted- c unter"

man i laughed
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Haha!
Our school bus used to have 'please vacate this seat for elderly or disabled passengers', and we changed it to 'please eat elderly or disabled passengers'. To remedy this, the bus company changed it to 'please give up this seat for elderly or disabled passengers'.

Did I mention that this was in Tasmania?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:11, archived)
# ok well i may jack this to see if anyone gets this second time around
the below pic represented was my not-so-triumphant return to b3ta (after a period of absence the story of which will be explained in full in a forthcoming animation).
It only recieved one guess!

see profile for links to previous mysteries to get the 'ang of it (if you can be arsed):
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Salmon chanted evening
Some Enchanted Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:59, archived)
# wow!
come on now, honestly, did you cheat?

i deserve it if so, being such a repost whore, v well done though sir if not!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:03, archived)
# No I didn't cheat
but I used to be Roy "say what you see" Walker's love slave.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:09, archived)
# i heard he got bored of shagging Mr Chips
"It's good but it's not right"
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:18, archived)
# oh shit
i would never have gotten it
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:04, archived)
# that was
too fucking dificult
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)
# *takes note*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)
# yay
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us ducks (may contain loch ness)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:37, archived)
# OH, YOU MASSIVE RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Fight! Fight!
'lo 100%s
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# If it's any consolation, the black folk won't be able to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I'm sorry,
I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# me neither

what's going on?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:49, archived)
# that's quite unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
#
NOW THEN
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
#
!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
I have a new favourite video.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:51, archived)
# gracielou throw up now.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:52, archived)
# i normally don't find any appeal in monkeys humping or similar things
but that made me laugh so hard
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:53, archived)
# waste not
want not
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:02, archived)
# COULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THOSE
WORDS SAY ON THAT THERE PICTURE?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Get back to that cotton
you swine
(smoglane!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Yesum Masser
Sorry Massa.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:44, archived)
# i paid a whole sixpence for him!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:45, archived)
# you're black?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Throw that man a peanut.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# I tend to assume everyone on the internet is white
it's easier.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:54, archived)
# I assume everyone is human.



...then I saw goatse
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:57, archived)
# I just assume everyone is out to get me
and steal my hat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Is shit like this allowed on the board?
I know b3ta is pretty liberal but.....
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Saying b3ta is 'pretty liberal'
is like saying that Liberache was 'A bit gay'

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:45, archived)
# ha
NN: is this an east anglian accent?

i should know, being from norfolk, but i'm so bad at recognising accents...
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:56, archived)
# It's frowned upon
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Because he knows other people on the board.
..and has a donation icon.


Those people can't be touched.




*Aura*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# *doesnt care*
Just my opinion...and thats all that matters.


Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# You need to make a stand against this fascist system.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:49, archived)
# *STAND PANTS!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:51, archived)
# remote contolled pants?
wow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Did this picture offend you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Well done, you have found your pearoast button....
Now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Someone got taken up the wrong hole this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# kissy kissy
slip of the cut and paste, you charmer
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:58, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Woo, RP Sunday again!
The Penny has finally dropped
CFB and the rest of them.

Is it too early for this type of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! feckless the pirate, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:29, archived)
# not even rob likes real photo sunday.
only absolute retards and fuckwit mongs take any part in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:30, archived)
# i mean,
you could at least post decent, or interesting photos.
fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:32, archived)
# havent you got a camera?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:34, archived)
# I wouldn't mind it so much
if there was some kind of theme, like "Lets all go out and take pictures of [insert subject] today." and it would be like a photo challenge.

But generally it's peoples holiday snaps from 1996. The internet is now like your annoying neighbour who used to make you watch his holiday slides.

My Dad was the annoying neighbour in our street.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Yeh..
Thats one of my holiday snaps.

Its just something a little different, don't get in a mood.
(I helped save b3ta! feckless the pirate, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:35, archived)
# I'm not in a mood
I was just expressing my point of view which has been steadfastly unflinching since 'Real Photo Sunday' was first conceived.

Your photo has nothing to do with it, other than the perpetuation of the overall theme.

I think my basic problem with it all is that the photos are never very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:37, archived)
# that's basically my problem with it,
but i'm in the mood to argue.
your beard's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# arf!
and why dont you tell him that your dad is bigger than his dad etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# arf! arf!
I AM A CAPITALIST LAPDOG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# If I knew what that was supposed to mean...
I suppose I would be offended but as it is...ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# At least
mine joins up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Where was yours
when the Germans invaded... eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# I don't think RPS posts are always meant to be funny,
Like I said, just a little different to the normal CDC nonsense on here.

Last time I stay up to watch Annually Retentive and then post when the grumpy night crew are on. What an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! feckless the pirate, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# I think you will find
that they are retentive 365 days of the year ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# The day crew are even grumpier.
CDCs aren't nearly as funny as they used to be either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# The CDC comedy unit
has remained at a constant value.

The trouble is that there are too many mass produced cheap variants.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Cheap CDC you say?


*gets coat*
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha,
i like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:50, archived)
# well
it made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Oh, my!
I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:55, archived)
# We could wage war on it
if you like
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# or...
I could just go out of the house for a bit and come back tot he board on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# But that would be the internet equivalent of having guests over who then start re-decorating your house to suit their tastes
and you just letting them run with it.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:49, archived)
# YES!
i love a good war.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:48, archived)
# it's one of those tedious macro shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:37, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO?
My nipples are private.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Eh, and marzipan's PRIVATE


are you lookin' at my bra?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:34, archived)
# I'm for that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
That's silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
# pfft
are they carrying dildos on sticks?
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
# that made me titter...pfffttt...
so - w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I ATE YOU
BUTLER
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)
# this is the second
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# great shuddering existential bowel collapses
that is hideous - top shop! (i think?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:24, archived)
# HIDEOUS?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:24, archived)
# its either the faux fur
or the fact the his nostrils appear to be using up everyone elses air!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha, his!
teeheeheeheehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:30, archived)
# That is the definition of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)
# if you anger her
she will kill me
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)
# you'll be right
a bit of calamine will get the lash marks from the fake stole out in a coupla' weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
# HIS?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:32, archived)
# *giggle giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# you utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:25, archived)
# I am confused and aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)
# I'M CONFUSED
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:32, archived)
# you don't know why you're excited?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:34, archived)
# I know, I just don't want to admit to myself
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# From the looks of this thread
am I to assume that 4rthur is borked?

'lo coco
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:35, archived)
# sadly we're all just too lazy to go out on a saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# not at all
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:41, archived)
# hallo
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# that's the sexiest thing I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)
# oh, you massive gyppo
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Yes!
*Punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Heal me next!
'lo gobbie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
#

ALLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:37, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Excellent slug balancer!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:27, archived)
# it's clearly a very small sea lion
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:34, archived)
# I was making a Blackadder goes forth reference.
meh.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:17, archived)
# and I was missing it completely!
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:38, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)
# re we playing soggy b3tan again?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:03, archived)
# It's gonna taste great
It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:03, archived)
# *loads cannon*
*aims*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I get knocked down, but I get up again, you never gonna keep me down
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(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)
# *knocks you down*
*hammers a tent peg through your throat*

Get up NOW fucker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:08, archived)
# you know, the whole tent thing
I just think Canvas is an ace material for sketching. its uniform, and that. Hotels rock~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# you drink a lager drink, you drink a cider drink, you drink a whisky drink, you drink a vodka drink
you drink a lager drink, you drink a cider drink, you drink a whisky drink, you drink a vodka drink, you drink a lager drink, you drink a cider drink, you drink a whisky drink, you drink a vodka drink, you drink a lager drink, you drink a cider drink, you drink a whisky drink, you drink a vodka drink, you drink a lager drink, you drink a cider drink, you drink a whisky drink, you drink a vodka drink.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Pissing the night away
pissing the night awaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo The Lion sleeps tonight
a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away a-wim-away
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# woohoo lyrics time - try this one...
We like to drink and party high We're not afraid to fight, we're not afraid of die
We like to fuck, any girl will do We're not ashamed of the things we do
Drink, fight and fuck Drink, fight and fuck
Give me a bottle, Jack Daniels will do Stay out of my way I'm gonna flatten you
Give me a girl, I don't care who 'Cause drink, fight and fuck is what I'm gonna do
Drink, fight and fuck Drink, fight and fuck
Drink, fight and fuck Drink, fight and fuck
We like to drink and party high We're not afraid to fight, and we're not afraid of die
We like to fuck, just any girl will do We're not ashamed of the things that we do
Drink, fight and fuck Drink, fight and fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:13, archived)
# No no
You are ruining the harmonies we have going.

Shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager lager lager lager
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:15, archived)
# sorry - i woke up in my "mood" from last night
mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer,
mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer, mmmmmm beer,
Howzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Needs more beer
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:18, archived)
# like hnyah...
Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah, Stella, Boags, Grolsch or Becks oh yeah,
...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:19, archived)
# too dreeaamm
the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)
# arrr
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Mr horrible day
(_klaus_, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)
# hahahaha
POLIGEN HA!

I love _klaus!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Mr horrible !!!
ullo, how it is today ?

Have it the woorm ?
(_klaus_, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahah!
that's dedication! Can I pu that in my _klaus gallery? It's going to be alongside my Wild Haslet gallery.

At the time of worm chasing, I was busy with car brakes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)
# ?
(_klaus_, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:51, archived)
# *shoves Mr H out of the way*
*I* love Klaus. I saw him first!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)
# he loves me more!
how many times has he drawn or animated you, eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# As many times as other B3tards have!
You are just greedy. You have Jacob. What more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# hahahaha
my adopted b3tason. Or gimp.
I want: money, power and sex. Is this not a reasonable list of requirements?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Not for somebody who seems to have it all
*hands over 1 GBP, a generator and a promise*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:43, archived)
# hahahaha
*drops the coin right into the slot, has sex with generator*

mmm, together in electric dreams....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)
# FlotPower kasto krusto
Poligen ha!
(_klaus_, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Eeep!
Mr H! Please translate!
I think he is trying to tell me he fancies me
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6222144 ?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:42, archived)
# _klaus lokit
_klaus ghai?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:42, archived)
# He is NOT gay
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Mein luftkissenfahrzeug
ist von den aalen voll
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:46, archived)
# *feels hurt*
*cries*

*sods off to the seaside to see IVV*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Come and sit over here
it's the rejects corner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:05, archived)
# hahah
When will the next samnmax come out??

When!?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:34, archived)
# goddamn motherfucking son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:34, archived)
# watch your language
you never hear me swear !
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)
# p.s. you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)
# I cun
I just don't like to
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# I cunt too, but i don't tell the world!
.
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
.........I never got past the bit where the girl was stuck in the prison in the future before my disk stopped working.
Edit:
Right, I'm off to grab some munch.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:35, archived)
# what the shitting fuck are you talking about?
oh, I have one of your pictures as me desktop ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I have been bombarded today
and I'm sick of Lovejoy wannabes. If you really have it - mail me?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)
# what the fuck are you talking about you spacker?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# REVENGE OF THE TENATICLE!!!
great game, must play again sometime
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# I got stuck on
Sam and Max hit the road.
(Wize, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] mustabindun
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Mebbe
Still woo though!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Mary won't rest until she gets that handbag back
Yay!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
thats great :)

She is definatly the one behind EVERYTHING
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# i know that feeling!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)
# "Straw compatible?"


It's dawned on me that, with different text, I could compo it.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)
# blambie.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# ?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha. i apologise.
i did not fully realise i typed that.
-fixes-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I'm too drunk
to know what I'm typing, but it seems remarkably coherent.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# looks like a second hand
felching kit
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# I was going to do something involving no liquids on planes
and colostomy bags...

But I'll leave that til tomorrow.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Unshopped
Several unhappy decapodiformes in berets & stripey shirts being turned away from the Air France desk, customer service saying "apologies, but les squids are not allowed"
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Hmmm
Maybe shopped a tad...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)
# virtual shoppage
can't...fire...up...tattyshop...must...go...to...sleep...*choke*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# *goes back to the whiskey*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Scribbling under the influence
Buy my robot. Perfect for all your household needs.

CFb

Edit:
www.saunalahti.fi/~kumii/batman.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)
# well scribbled sir
inspired by the thing about uni-ball robots?

SCI FI tech link
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I think that was a videogame.
It wasn't inspired by anything in particular. The idea simply escaped my brain.

Edit: "One can imagine a ballbot serving drinks at a fancy party" - i might buy one to bring things to me from the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# don't make me analyse this one muthafucker
you ain't gonna lay this shit on yo brain

now bring me towels, hot ones, i gotta get the venom out...quick
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:01, archived)
# ps. you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I... don't think I understand.
Should I be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Not unless Mr Sorriball's sniffing around you groomer style
then flee, jump out the window if you are the object of his passion. Flee it if you feel it. Passion goes, boredom remains, Sorriball is a cunt.

That is all.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)
# fuck me
it took me an hour. YOu fucking cunt.

Whales are fucking stupid. Can you name me one whale that has produced anything like Othello?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
# excellent
do submit it to www.makemearobot.com won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# People keep telling me to do that.
I'm starting to think I draw too many robots.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# you can never
have enough robots ......
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Looks pretty perfect to me. I'll take 2.
(schrumpfen, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
Shoot those feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# cd player AND a tape deck.
what more could you need?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Vinyl.
I considered it, but decided there simply wasn't enough room.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# next time.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# vertical vinyl?
it.geocities.com/vintageradiovideo2004/28f869d0.jpg

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)
# *Wants.*
Let's just say you can put vinyls into the tissue slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)
# make it into a backpack which also is a jetpack aswell.
and a parachute.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)
# *orders*
but only cos it has 'go faster' stripes
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Ooh with disco ball!
*buys two*
That robot is 100% woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Is that Henry Rollins?
Yay! I want one. It even has a cassette deck. I could even play my 90's tapes while launching anchovies at high velocity.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:07, archived)
# in true rollins style.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)
# A fish gun!
I need a fish gun.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)
# WOO!

And im listening to a band called Broken Social Scene... which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)
# RUSTBEARD.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hooray for unshaven nude boxman!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# I like Broken Social Scene
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:33, archived)
# first time I have ever listened to them
they were on this video of mad people.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
best parts: lays eggs, dumb waiter.
(schnurricane, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:22, archived)
# But where do you think the dumb waiter leads to?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Caution: Contains C.F.C*
Anybody know where I can get magenta origami paper?




*crudely folded cock
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Japan
woo to your CFC
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)
# i want one !
i want a cock !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)
# *offers*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)
# *cleans up the blood*
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# HAHAHA ! NOICE !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:01, archived)
# It's missing something
*starts folding 3 origami pubes*
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# haha niiiicee !
night you lot !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Isn't it upisde down?
It looks better the other way up!

How gay does that make me seem!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)
# eurgh
gayer
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Just nosey
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# impersonating a baby and a stuffed monkey.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# That would be one interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# can you be arrested for impersonating a police officer?
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# The good news is--I don't know. The bad new is--
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Yes

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:07, archived)
# it does make sense.
as police officers are allowed to do loads of otherwise illegal things.
like speed after someone, possess illicit (confiscated) drugs, carry a gun (you wouldn't be asked if you had a liscence to carry it if you were wearing a police uniform), etc.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Richard Hammond shown actual size!!
Nice.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# didn't Sadie Frost have a hand in that?
hehehehe
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Teh Clarkson!
(Smudger, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)
# woah
thats a good one
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)
# And here's his mum!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Take no chances
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)
# what no snakes ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Snakes? on a plane?
like that'd ever happen

*shakes head in disbelief*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
i nearly wet myself laughing today when someone told me the film really was about snakes on a plane...i mean fuck me, but thats bad.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# hahaha.
i kind of just want to see sam jackson freak out on a plane.
that's the only reason i'd see it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)
# i'm being dragged to see it by th boything.
but only on the condition that i'm pissed before hand..i mean why ? sam l great actor..why a fucking film about snakes on a plane, they must have run out of films to remake.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# or sequel.
or triquel.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha exactly !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# I had a plan to up stakes with the film we really want to see
www.b3ta.com/board/6220388
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# romeo india sierra
repeat romeo india sierra



(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)
# RIS :)
Snakes on a plane baaaaaaaaaaaad
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)
# That's one big bad cock
pit viper you bin messin wit

now bring me some towels, bitch
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I
have snakes for that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# stop misunderstanding Venn!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:33, archived)
# I have no idea, but appart from I'm pissed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)
# that's no mannequin.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)
# I think
It's a girlequin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)
# i wish harl were a word.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Maureen Lipman was
HUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Yes
I was thinking of Doctor Who too,
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Yup
Have no idea who it is though. Having to type carefully as I see two keyboardeseses.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)
# gnops....
taken tooooooooo far!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)
# ooo spooky ! woooie !
nothng beats erasing facial features ! and drink !

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Dirty Sanchez!
but worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# You/I
ams is evil
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# worse ? i'm hurt !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Bovril is like liquid marmite
yucky stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:38, archived)
# wouldn't know..always thought better of drinking stuff that smelt and looked like steamy hot liquid shit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I run a backpackers
I have that argument everyday
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# At least
I'm not the only one who drinks!
that was so hard to tyoe!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)
# wanna
go halves on a kebab?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# i pride myself on never having a kebab in my life
now a skanky burger is more like it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# You've
missed out on chilli sauce then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:52, archived)
# I bought a kebab one time,
and it was a burger in pitta bread, with chilli sauce on! But I didn't complain,coz I was too drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
# There was some velcro-backed discs on a board.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)
# cock nostrils.
i vote this for best new swear.
hehe perfectly straight cock ejaculates sideways.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)
# flangepancake

etc
commatron
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)
# excellent.
/edit: i petted your racoon.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)

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