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# Darts
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:07, archived)
# i assume something in the way of an ice cream scoop would be far more efficient in getting bulls eyes than a dart.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# ocular spoon
just the ticket
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# precisely.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)
# I hate anything with pain and eyes
even though your eye can not feel pain. It makes me cringe more than most things.

CRINGE!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I did not know
the eye can't feel pain. You learn something new everyday

I'm not sure about this quick reply, doesn't seem any quicker!!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:27, archived)
# news to me
it fucking hurt like buggery when I scratched my cornea
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Closest to the Bull wins!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Bindun?
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(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# oh that's far too clever.
i had to.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# yes you did
and both pictures are top drawer~
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Now I'm just getting surreal...
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(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:24, archived)
# thomas the tank fuhrer?
wow that's the best i can come up with.
-hangs head in shame-
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:26, archived)
# No
I was just being weird.

meaningless
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:29, archived)
# now I am just getting lazy at photoshopping
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:31, archived)
# well i'm not going to say it.
i'm just going to initial it.
tns.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:32, archived)
# That's no acronym
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# -chortles-
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# transparent network substrate?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# just now i was disappointed very badly.
i could feel a fart and a sneeze coming at the same time.
i loosened my rectum, reared my head, and prepared to sneeze-fart. i sneezed, but unfortunately, the fart came a second late.
-places 12 gauge barrel in mouth-
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:37, archived)
# are you going for a suicide poop ?
I had cereal while having a hot shower once.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# actually i'm going for a bagel.
then a party.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:49, archived)
# I thought that's what
the original was about...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:34, archived)
# it is.
i just made it more obvious.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)
# fair enuff
I just thought I had missed something with the first one
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I don't think so
WOO :)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:07, archived)
# i dont get it.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:10, archived)
# what black bits in bananas?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Bananas are yellow, not black. you racist.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# fngh
will nobody tell me?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)
# The Mighty Boosh
watch it. understand.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)
# I've seen quite a lot of it.
Must have missed that one.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:21, archived)
# tarantulas eggs?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I saw a documentary
where the native people made a tarantula egg omelette
(then picked their teeth with its fangs)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:38, archived)
# lovely
i'll be sure to stay away from these natives
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:44, archived)
#
exactly.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Now put it on a t-shirt
and have Tux wear the shirt.

woo
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:12, archived)
# very nice
but I thought it was Yahoo that was helping dissappear re-educate dissenters?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Or, slightly more topical...
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(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# You might want to change that to the Google logo,
they're the ones slowly but surely taking over the world..
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah, true
How long before they own this site too?

/joke!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# haha.
/laughter!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:34, archived)
# evening all....

Inspired from the psychic convention post yesterday....
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# clever
*sniggers*

is this in any way inspired by that psychic convention poster?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# yep.
:o)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:01, archived)
# arf
You should post those up around town to confuse and intrigue passers-by.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ^this
they would all get very confused
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# hoorah.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ARF!
and what timpractical said.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:04, archived)
# i think
i'll just go to next weeks
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I think therte is one....
last thursday in every month ;o)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)
# *replies yesterday*
nice one woo
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# i knew that
and woo (but you knew that)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Huzzah!
i have just got back from that tomorrow

woo
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# My doctor said I must post otherwise my prostate would explode
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# fanji?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# i can hardly tell the difference, really.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:48, archived)
# awww
i want to hug him in the last frame 'cos he looks all sad. the other one is a meany. woo, though. :D
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)
# ^this
and other things
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# but that one (damn they need names...) is the scapegoat.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Awwwwwwws
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:51, archived)
# he'll survive...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:11, archived)
# this seems like good time to share this
yesterday, while in a normal standing position and in a less than impressive flacid state and with everything pointing in the right direction, i managed a feat that i thought impossible. i pissed in my own eye, thank god i wear specs.
that is all.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# did you get that on video?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# i wish i'd had the foresight to set up a camera.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# it's all over youtube.
search for 'pissing in eye'
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:01, archived)
# *applause*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:01, archived)
# all i have to say is:
well done! gravity defying piss usually takes much training.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:04, archived)
# i didn't mean to do it, honest.
it came as rather a surprise.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# god is
a meanie
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# I hate finding these
when you are 3 months into a relationship.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Woo! Sir
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# haha
how can he tell he's got a sheet on his head?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:53, archived)
# because he can hear the rustle of the fabric. obviously.
that and he's psychic...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Gingham edges.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# WIN!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# he's got
no mouth
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# he seems to have eyebrows in the last frame
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)
# that's obviously
so he can express his sadness and other varying emotions
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# These are ace
woo ya Mr Will
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# RARGLES!!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# not as big as the fist that I am about to place in his ass
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
#
ass urethra
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
#
urethra
pipewhistle
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
#
ass donkey
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
# First impression is so important
nice-tatoo
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:35, archived)
# what a joyous time of year it is
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# innit just -
I am whetted
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# happy eid.
edit/ in no way am i drawing any parallels with eid and your image, i also have no embassy.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:35, archived)
#
*bums infidel*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# that's well braw!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# That is a woo picture. but i just don't get halloween.
to me, it's a non-celebration.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:38, archived)
# same here
bah
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
# while we're at it, nor me.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# What yous mean...?
setting fire to stuff, destroying teachers property, blowing things up and legging it from the army & police...
best bloody part of my childhood ;)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:46, archived)
# I did that as well....
only managed to get shot at once though....
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Ahhhh...
you obviously weren't trying hard enough
;)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)
# you were a member of the junior IRA ?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:48, archived)
# No..
but I used to drive a tank for the south armagh battilion

I once actually convinced a greek guy that I did...
he was rather gullible :)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Ditto
I always end up doing something really stupid on halloween for the past couple of years.

That's why this year I'm staying in and hiding at home.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Noice
:)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# my favorite.
except for how shittingly cold it's getting.
weatherwise, summer is no. 1 for me.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Curly
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)
# brilliant
now animate it screwing into the ground.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# too hard :)
And I went and didn't save the psd
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# check the bend on that!
*points*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:35, archived)
# bloody woo!
but have i come to expect less from mr. practical.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# what's that suppppoooosed to mean?
:p
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# that my expectations of you have yet to be wrongly placed.
i is not am gud wiv teh wordz.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Ah
I think you meant 'no less' but I didn't want to be presumptuous :)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:52, archived)
# this is what i get for dropping out of sixth form...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:12, archived)
# *likes*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Now that is just far too good
Woos & Yays :D
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# You may also have this

I have no idea why I did that, but I did.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# arf!
edit: happy b3taday
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# it's your b3taday
you can do what you like!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# careful now.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# no, really!
anything at all!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# you charmer you.
happy b3taday
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# a long time ago i had a ford galaxy, far far away.
the colour was a little on the dark side.

WOO FUCKING YAY!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# That's a fine cargo hold
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Your bakery products are weak, old man.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# hippy barthday!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# RETURN OF THE JEDI ON YES
=)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:38, archived)
# ha ha!
send it to George!

happy bd
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
# george?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Lucas
of course...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# ah yes....
*stupids me*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# A clip of Panic! At The Disco's I Write Sins Not Tragedies video:
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# woo thats great!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# How queer!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# very
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)
# i like that lots
have a woo
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# ahh
I like it this



wish it wasnt that band though there all
gay
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:25, archived)
# awww...
not all ghey. ;D
cheers, though.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# this should be a song like "sexyhat"
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:26, archived)
# ...
...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:21, archived)
# i rather like this.
i'm not at all familiar with panic, but as it also looks like a huntsman wiping the grin of his own stupid face have a woo!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# i like your username.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# bless you.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# I like that band I do
But I do dislike their emo undertones, which aren't understated.

Lovely pic.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# so...
you like Panic! At The Disco, is what you're saying?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Yes, ok, I admit it
I did woo your pic anyway. :-)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# If they weren't a disgrace to music
I might actually like this.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)
# wuh?
woo!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# I like the castrol oil frame
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# rebranded...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# pfft
Probably exactly what they said about us.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)
# hmm
I firmly believe they thought we would make jokes because we all want an Xbox 360.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# To be fair, it worked for Channel Four.
Or rather, Channel Four were willing to pick their way though the abuse to find the gemeralds.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# gemeralds~~
or shiny sweetcorn in the dump~
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:21, archived)
# hehehhehehhe
this is great
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]



:)

(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# aww
below.

ahem...



thats nice that.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# bah :(
edit: i can't see it
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:18, archived)
# what you on about
:)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# When you're in love with a beautiful seagull
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# ahhhh....
that brings backs memories.....
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:55, archived)
# woo!
better get that axe sharpened up
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# yay
he could use the bit with eyes as a sloppy hat.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# have this

until i do something else
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# *wwwwwwwoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
DOCTOR WHO
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:56, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Happy B3taday
and the top 'o the mornin to ya!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# ta muchly
2 years wasted... :-)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# since how long have the candles had a link in them?
everything is changing round here so fast I can't keep up
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# thats news to me as well.....
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# lucky you.
you've got a picture of jfk, 3 killings, and someone arriving somewhere.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# oooh woo!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# watch out


partially inspired by below.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)
# l'al fekka
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# needs more upside down face
:D
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# *milks*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# d
teh fear!!!!!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
#
I like your name.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Hey.
What ya doing?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# doing a poo...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# you're a nonsense.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# GAH!
*runs*
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# ...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Knock knock
Who's there?
I've dunnup...
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# I'VE DUNNUP WHO!
LOL!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# knock knock
"Fuck off, I'm doing a poo!"
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Hehe
I do like these :)
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:35, archived)
# I know old WIlly loves a dance~
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# if i see that picture again...
blah bl blah blah blah

he he
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# argggggggh!
i like what you've done to it though
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 19:48, archived)
# That's funny!
Cos it involves poo.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)
# haha woo!
yay!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:18, archived)

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