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[challenge entry] maccas new hobbyhorse


i guess i´m running out of inspiration...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I'm losing the will to live...
...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Yea I think this might be a good time to leave the board for a week
Maybe get some work done
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# 'running' ?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Who can I blame for this compo?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Frasier
the man who decides the compo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Go straight to the source
Who suggested it?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Right
Now where's my spang stick?
*rummages*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hobby who?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
meh
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I am happy to say, that my flies were undone when I provided veryone in the office a cup of tea
/flashes
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Damn!
I missed that on the CCTV....

/observes
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Were they undone when you made them?
(In the Office Toilet?)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not that wrong, just a little wrong
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
I made my 15000 posts animation then went off into to town with my flies wide open
i felt rather stupid
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# haha
did you have the paper snake hanging out too?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
and congrats, seeing as I wasn't there
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# congratumalations!
That's a fantastic cock
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
good times
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# "Dey do doh, dont dey doh?"
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I suppose there wasn't space on the poster for 'thieving, self-pitying cunts', so you had to abbreviate. But succinct is good.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# This sink is made for succing, and that's just what I'll do....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's shit but....



No one else seemed to have done it yet... And yes... MS Paint *glum*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# That's 'cos it was
Ringo Starr
did Thomas the tanked-up engine.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Aye, it was...
Theory being that Ringo was more interesting... And this would make... Ah fuggedabahdit...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Thomas the wanker engine?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Photoshop? Pah! Not at work, anyway.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# hahahah
oh, for fucks sakes
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# !
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# !!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# ¿
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
#
(∈Θ∋)
 |   | |   |
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Haha
Best ascii art ever
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# it's still not right
but I'm working on it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# haha
in other news... shortest board ever!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# They killed it with
this compo.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# arf
where's Captain Peculiar today?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# great stuff
cow cow cow?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# no reason
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Is the best reason
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# is the ONLY reason.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# YOCU?
EDIT.- YMCA?

What?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# what? what?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# MASUIMI!
Oh bless her.

She's got quite a sizeable bum- it's very nice (her bejewelled knicker things she was wearing in Bizarre mag were cutting in slightly, in that nice way)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# linky?
i haven't read bizarre in years

edit: never mind, found it
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Sorry, was on call
See?

I'm going for a ciggie.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# are they spelling CUNT?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Only if you can't read.
;-)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# if you want
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Man of few words today?
*bets he replies with just 'yes'*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# i'm at home today, soon to be taking
mictobaby for his MMR injections, just popped in to say hello

erm, i mean: 'yes'
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Ooooh, good luck
Is he the sort of baby that cries a lot?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# no, thankfully
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# :-)
Well... er... have..a..good..time?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# well, they should
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# ymca
I hate Welsh place names
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Final version
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Is that the 3rd or 4th revision?
whats changed this time? ah, the Broadstreet has swapped round.
It's like Where's Wally :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Yes
The most obvious revision of all. To be fair, I took the others down straight away...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# very "proper" of you
have a gold star
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm still happiest with this one though
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I do like that...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta read the fine print Paul....
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# snortle!

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# i'd like to see the pic of heather with the new leg and an extra arm.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# double heading

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# nice shredwork
arf!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# he loves his contracts

but isn't the point of a pre-nuptual agreement to avoid losing all your money?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# haha * small porcelain frogs
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# were virgin money envolved in any way?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Joy!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# best thing all day
*runs around*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# HURRAH!
boing boing boing boing

woo yay
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# :o
Bouncy bouncy fun!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# i wasn't sure if i'd pointed out your likeness before
has anyone else ever said it?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Er, a few people.
some (blind) people accuse me of looking like Rose McGowan as well, but as I say, they're blind. To be honest, I can't see the resemblance between me and Kate Winslet either but you're not the first to have said it by any stretch.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# rose mcgowan?
rose mcgowan?
rose mcgowan's a rotter!
you look nothing like her
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Pfft, so far I just think I look like me
And slightly like my great grandma
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# yay!
that's truly happy
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Morning Dan
How's that spider of yours?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# fine
It had a huge fly last night. Nearly killed it the other day though. Completely through ignorance on my part, I tried to feed it a parasitic wasp. the Spider did a spectacular rope swing across the window and legged it across the kitchen! I had to retrap the wasp and find out what the hell it was... I felt awful when I realised what I'd nearly done...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Sounds like you saved her from a fate worse than death
Being impregnated with wasp eggs which results in being eaten alive...those cheeky Hymenoptera.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# yeah
I'm so innocent of insects. I just assume they'll sit there and let themselves be eaten
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# criiiiiiickets.
Cheap as chips from pet shops.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# yeah
I hope they're small enough
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# "Cheap" as chips
did you just make an entomological joke? :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Apparently...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# If you ever need to identify an insect
I recommend Michael Chinnerys book, I did a module of entomology at uni (10 yrs ago - sniff) and if you were the kind of kid that used to capture insects in jam jars its fascinating (lots of great pictures!)

Amazon Link:

www.amazon.co.uk/Insects-Britain-Northern-Europe-Collins/dp/0002199181/sr=1-2/qid=1163672330/ref=sr_1_2/202-1376120-0979825?ie=UTF8&s=books
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *bookmarks*
thanks! That'll make a good xmas prezzie from some relative or other. I need a good book about wasps now. I'm really rather ignorant of them.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Sorry Dan, I changed the link
Same bloke but I changed it to the book I have, it's a bit of a bible for zoologists.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# excellent
It's a steep learning curve, having a spider move in
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# I bet
I'm going to get some Thai Stag Beetles from here when they have more stock.
I imagine it'll be a pretty steep learning curve too :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# wow
they look fantastic
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Sweet
There is a small population of stag beetles in Berkshire, when I was at uni in Reading some arsehole found one & fed it to his mantis (which almost lost the fight apparently).
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# The bugger!
I went to Uni at Reading too. Only ever saw stag beetles squished on the pavement though :(
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah, but it'll be worth it
when the little 'uns hatch, everyone loves swarms of spiders.

Just kidding, it'll be fine, just open the window & blow them out.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# yeah
I keep telling my mum that... she's not so sure
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# he loves that
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# yays!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# boink boink! :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# fan-fucking-tastic
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Such glee.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo is basically an official bandwagon


*edit* No comments? I retire from image editing!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# No Comments...
Horrid when that happens isn't it...
I'll Comment:
There There.. There There...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Thanks buddy
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# awright!
'ning, sorry, busy today, great idea! something different. bindun? no time to look it up. *votes anyway* *runs off*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Donno, I feel a little dirty for submitting it now
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ho hum
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] God he's a dead ringer for Hayley

Don't get married again Macca, for the love of God...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Aylay!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# not marraige
'cival partnership'
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# eurgh
woo but eurgh
:¬D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# that's disturbed
hahaha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# i once had a cake
or should i say
it once had me
in the face
twice
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# that's cake for ya
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# was it a big gay man "cake"?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# a hairy fairy cake?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# damn you! b3tan! heh heh heh
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# haha
:¬D

great minds and all that

or fools never differ
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# haha
amsterdam sex cake
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# omg....
..you reminded me of 3 emergency Jaffa Cakes stashed in me bag

*stuffs face*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# This packagaing is getting ridiculous!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha
bwilliant

woo yay
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# ha ha ha !
brill idea, and top shopping
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaahhahaahahahaha
that is excellent
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
i expect to see them on the shelves in time for christmas.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# w/y/h
good work
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# organic stress sheet!
nice
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Needs an extra layer of safety plastic, some cardboard, some layers of plastic film and a recipe booklet.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# that's super
and nothing to do with Macca at all!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
I really like that
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# superb.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# that's well woo
w/y/h
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Haha!
Yay, that's grand
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
I do so like this one, really I do *click*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# thieves
there are only 98 peas!!!!

very much woo indeed!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# haha ace

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] EVER.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
...or even to stick his thumbs up.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Chewing gum
Up your bum
yellow bus face
greased up baby race
fat man
tin can
grandma monkey
gettin' funky....



yeah, I know that song.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Congrats, Cap'n.
You've just improved one of the great masterpieces of the 20th century.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I'm a poet and unaware completely.
Hang on...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# *monkey dances*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# PUT IT AWAY
;-)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# ohhhhh if you insist
:) 'ning
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Ningaling, dearest dix.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# what about weebl?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# wtf?
macca is fucking great, almost as much a genius as lennon.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# my fridge does that too

:D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# haha
the infinite vacuum of music
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# s that just for Macca, or the comp?
woo :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

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